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Avante
06-20-2013, 02:24 PM
...some of his friends were arguing about how much a silverback gorilla could bench press.

Hmmmm?
Trill Clinton
06-20-2013, 02:36 PM
i think a full grown male silverback can toss up 1000 pounds with ease.
Avante
06-20-2013, 02:41 PM
i think a full grown male silverback can toss up 1000 pounds with ease.

What's what I told them. How much does a big gorilla weigh....500 pounds?

Back in the day the day the San Diego Zoo had a big gorilla named Victor. He had to have been around that size. What a nose tackle he'd made.
Trill Clinton
06-20-2013, 02:52 PM
What's what I told them. How much does a big gorilla weigh....500 pounds?

Back in the day the day the San Diego Zoo had a big gorilla named Victor. He had to have been around that size. What a nose tackle he'd made.

500 pounds of muscle, they can hang from a tree by one arm, rip trees in half...bro, they are strong as fuck. you've seen the damage chimps do when they attack humans? imagine the damage a silverback would do.
Avante
06-20-2013, 02:57 PM
500 pounds of muscle, they can hang from a tree by one arm, rip trees in half...bro, they are strong as fuck. you've seen the damage chimps do when they attack humans? imagine the damage a silverback would do.

I hear ya bro, once saw one of those Discovery Channel (one of those) bits about them. So there's this big silverback, he grabs a shoot of bamboo (big) and snaps it like a twig. Fuck yes...at least a 1000 pound bench.

A pissed off Chimp, one badass hombre.
ohmwrecker
06-20-2013, 03:01 PM
Still . . . no match for a grizzly bear.
Avante
06-20-2013, 03:06 PM
Still . . . no match for a grizzly bear.

Totally agree. Those Kodiak bears what...12 feet tall?
CavsSuperFan
06-20-2013, 03:17 PM
Funny this is brought up…I once was on a project concerning Gorillas and the expert claimed that a male silver back gorilla had the strength to press 3000 lbs…However unlike humans the silver back would never show off with the display of strength…
Avante
06-20-2013, 03:21 PM
Funny this is brought up…I once was on a project concerning Gorillas and the expert claimed that a male silver back gorilla had the strength to press 3000 lbs…However unlike humans the silver back would never show off with the display of strength…

I wanted to say something like that. That's strong!
Summers
06-20-2013, 06:15 PM
It's not his size or weight, it's the fact that gorillas and chimpanzees have much longer muscle insertion points. :nerd
DJR210
06-20-2013, 07:53 PM
Can we get a list of Gorilla species that will be the pre-cursor to a battle of the gorillas thead?
leemajors
06-20-2013, 08:27 PM
Gigantopithecus
Avante
06-21-2013, 01:01 AM
In book one of the Conan saga/epic he battles a...bull ape...(gorilla) it's kicking his ass. Yep, way too strong for Conan, forget how (too lazy to find out) he finally does it in. Then we have the three King Kong movies along with Son Of Kong where he does tangle with a huge bear. In Poe's...Murder in the Rue Morque...there is a monster gorilla. Is Bigfoot some sort of gorilla?

Funny thing is that no white man had ever seen a gorilla until after 1900.

One of the greatest scenes in moviedom history

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ChumpDumper
06-21-2013, 01:04 AM
Apes are strong.

Great thread.
RandomGuy
06-21-2013, 08:56 AM
...some of his friends were arguing about how much a silverback gorilla could bench press.

Hmmmm?

This may very well be the scariest thread in the history of the message board.
CavsSuperFan
06-21-2013, 09:25 AM
Hey Random...Wait till we get to Ligers

http://liger.org/images/liger.jpg
BobaFett1
06-21-2013, 10:16 AM
So who would win between a Tiger and a Gorilla?
Avante
06-21-2013, 11:22 AM
So who would win between a Tiger and a Gorilla?

I'm sure the biggest baddest gorilla who ever walked the earth could probably kick ass on a sissy/gay tiger. But on average...tiger would win it.
Clipper Nation
06-21-2013, 12:26 PM
OP is a faggot
Avante
06-21-2013, 01:38 PM
OP is a faggot

translation

What's a gorilla?
johnsmith
06-21-2013, 02:40 PM
translation

What's a gorilla?

Nope, I'm pretty sure he meant you are a faggot.
Avante
06-21-2013, 07:45 PM
Nope, I'm pretty sure he meant you are a faggot.

What sickness do you actually suffer from anyway? I take it it isn't treatable.
Clipper Nation
06-22-2013, 09:36 AM
What sickness do you actually suffer from anyway? I take it it isn't treatable.
You're a flaming homosexual
Avante
06-22-2013, 05:55 PM
You're a flaming homosexual

Here I am talking about something involving my son and I'm a homosexual. Dude, are you really as fucked as you act here?