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Koolaid_Man
06-20-2013, 02:37 PM
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1.) If the skin of the vulva comes into contact with affected skin on a mans balls you can still catch an STD.

2.) This typically only applies to post-menopausal women but, an unused vagina can form fragile tissue and even shrink, making sex difficult and painful.

3.) Most women cannot reach orgasm through intercourse. There isn’t some club you just haven’t graduated into yet, or some form of intimacy you haven’t experienced if you haven’t reached orgasm through intercourse. Many women never do, but still have perfectly fulfilling sex lives.

4.) The G spot is in a different place for every woman so don’t get frustrated if you can’t find it right away. However, in general it is along the front wall of the vaginal canal

5.) Your vagina doesn't have to smell like roses or be douched. Just because hundreds of products have been created to help you “clean up” your vagina, doesn’t mean that’s what men want. If you like to use those products—okay. But don’t use them out of insecurity. A vagina is meant to smell like a vagina

6.) Needing lubrication is normal - Plenty of women struggle to become naturally lubricated. Don’t feel like you’re the “kinky” one by standing in the K-Y aisle at the drug store. Comfortable and enjoyable sex is your birthright. So go get it.

7.) Finally the queef or *aka* Pussy fart. This is the sound that mimics gas coming out of your vagina. If this happens to you, don’t think your man is thinking, “What is wrong with this bitch?” He’s experienced it before. The queef is simply what happens when air is pushed into the vagina during intercourse, and a switching of positions allows much of it to rush out. Just ignore it if it happens, and keep enjoying yourself.

8.) Kool loves em all :hat

ChumpDumper
06-20-2013, 02:57 PM
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ohmwrecker
06-20-2013, 03:03 PM
#1 should be: Don't listen to the advice of a homosexual virgin in regards to your vagina.

Avante
06-20-2013, 03:45 PM
Well fuck I just figured this out.


You finally got some pussy, didn't you? And now you have no clue how to act.

ChumpDumper
06-20-2013, 03:49 PM
No it's more like this is how a white guy thinks a black guy would troll a message board.

ohmwrecker
06-20-2013, 04:03 PM
Whoever is operating the Koolaid_Man account now is actually making me miss the old Kool.

Koolaid_Man
06-20-2013, 04:47 PM
No it's more like this is how a white guy thinks a black guy would troll a message board.

I see racism is still alive and well in your household...


Listen I'm a black guy...well educated and come from a very good family....contrary to what you've been taught and come to believe is every black man's plight I'm not a thug or criminal and yes I come from a family that is very successful. I may be in the minority but many of us do exist and no we're not entertainers or athletes. Perhaps if you were more successful yourself you'd come across people like me.

Good day sir!

ohmwrecker
06-20-2013, 04:49 PM
We're you adopted by Sandra Bullock?

mrsmaalox
06-20-2013, 05:22 PM
#1 should be: Don't listen to the advice of a homosexual virgin in regards to your vagina.

:lol :tu

Koolaid_Man
06-20-2013, 05:23 PM
:lol :tu

you're an asshole!!!

ChumpDumper
06-20-2013, 05:24 PM
I see racism is still alive and well in your household...


Listen I'm a black guy...well educated and come from a very good family....contrary to what you've been taught and come to believe is every black man's plight I'm not a thug or criminal and yes I come from a family that is very successful. I may be in the minority but many of us do exist and no we're not entertainers or athletes. Perhaps if you were more successful yourself you'd come across people like me.

Good day sir!I come across white people trying to pass themselves off as black people all the time here.

Summers
06-20-2013, 06:11 PM
There are women who don't know these things about their vaginas?

cute_spursfan
06-20-2013, 06:23 PM
kool the resident ob-gyn :lol

silverblk mystix
06-20-2013, 06:25 PM
Here is another thing they should know;


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=95c_1371654375

Rogue
06-20-2013, 07:12 PM
Observing a bitch's vagina so explicitly and meticulously only tells us how much of a beta male you are

Koolaid_Man
06-20-2013, 07:16 PM
Observing a bitch's vagina so explicitly and meticulously only tells us how much of a beta male you are

I do consider myself 3/4 male and 1/4 female...gotta have a fem side and be in tune to it...no shame in that...

Homeland Security
06-21-2013, 12:52 AM
I see racism is still alive and well in your household...


Listen I'm a black guy...well educated and come from a very good family....contrary to what you've been taught and come to believe is every black man's plight I'm not a thug or criminal and yes I come from a family that is very successful. I may be in the minority but many of us do exist and no we're not entertainers or athletes. Perhaps if you were more successful yourself you'd come across people like me.

Good day sir!
Koolaid -- you have to remember that most of the forum thinks you are not a real person, but rather one of my other troll accounts. It's like that old joke:

Which of the following is different from the others?

Smart black
Dumb black
Troll
Tooth fairy

Hard to blame 'em tbh.

But they're wrong of course.

Homeland Security
06-21-2013, 12:55 AM
But Koolaid... would it be a total mindfuck to consider the possibility that the reality you experience is not true reality, but rather just a construct of my mind? That when you think you are sitting down to a computer to type, your perception is nothing more than my fevered imagination? Your whole life, your experience of blackness, is not true blackness, but just something that a white imagines blackness to be? Is that possible?

lebomb
06-21-2013, 09:37 AM
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7.) Finally the queef or *aka* Pussy fart. This is the sound that mimics gas coming out of your vagina. If this happens to you, don’t think your man is thinking, “What is wrong with this bitch?” He’s experienced it before. The queef is simply what happens when air is pushed into the vagina during intercourse, and a switching of positions allows much of it to rush out. Just ignore it if it happens, and keep enjoying yourself.




:lmao