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Arnold Toht
06-21-2013, 03:19 AM
Would god-mode Dirk Nowitzki really let go of game 6 like that? Would Carlisle sit Tyson Chandler for those 2 consecutive defensive possessions? Does Jason Terry go for 1/12 in the deciding game? Would J-Kidd commit 8 turnovers?

dav4463
06-21-2013, 03:24 AM
Do the mavs still even have a team in the NBA?

Johnny RIngo
06-21-2013, 03:31 AM
Will Dirk Nowitzki still be in the NBA at age 37, let alone leading his team in the Finals?

TDMVPDPOY
06-21-2013, 03:32 AM
only fagot comparing are mavfans...so tell me dirk era lottery?

JingleJangleJingle
06-21-2013, 05:59 AM
lol 13 Spurs > 11 fluke Mavs...2011 was the flukiest year in Sports and the Mavs and Giants benefited greatly

Rogue
06-21-2013, 09:23 AM
the 11' dirk show was the most brilliant individual performance by any single player in the playoffs I've ever seen tbh. 06' dirk was just as great and probably even better through the western playoffs but the finals defeat ruined it all

CavsSuperFan
06-21-2013, 09:27 AM
Do the mavs still even have a team in the NBA?

:lmao

Michael Jordan.
06-21-2013, 09:32 AM
Do the mavs still even have a team in the NBA?

:lol

Juggity
06-21-2013, 09:59 AM
Dirk played against a timid Lebron.

Would dirk have been able to handle this year's version? I have my doubts

clambake
06-21-2013, 10:15 AM
this years version was a crippled heat team.

dallas would have handled this crippled heat team.

Horse
06-21-2013, 12:29 PM
Would god-mode Dirk Nowitzki really let go of game 6 like that? Would Carlisle sit Tyson Chandler for those 2 consecutive defensive possessions? Does Jason Terry go for 1/12 in the deciding game? Would J-Kidd commit 8 turnovers?
Ray allen would destroy your zone D.

TDMVPDPOY
06-21-2013, 12:35 PM
one hit wonder

Legacy
06-21-2013, 01:49 PM
Do the mavs still even have a team in the NBA?

lefty
06-21-2013, 04:15 PM
4>1

Lincoln
06-21-2013, 04:26 PM
4>1

Shut up faggot

Jacob1983
06-21-2013, 06:38 PM
How can you compare these two teams? The 2011 Mavs walked away with the Larry O'Brien trophy and made Lebron act like a bitch and Bosh like a pussy. 2011 Mavs were massively better than this runner up Spurs team. My Mavs won their game 6. My Mavs had the killer instinct that this Spurs team did not have. They always had an answer for every time that the Heat would try to come back. The Mavs wanted the Larry O'Brien trophy more than Superfriends in 2011.

Leon Black
06-21-2013, 06:39 PM
:lol Spurs
:lol Biggest choke in NBA history
:lol up 5 with 29 seconds to go
:lol faggots

Michael Jordan.
06-21-2013, 06:40 PM
How can you compare these two teams? The 2011 Mavs walked away with the Larry O'Brien trophy and made Lebron act like a bitch and Bosh like a pussy. 2011 Mavs were massively better than this runner up Spurs team. My Mavs won their game 6. My Mavs had the killer instinct that this Spurs team did not have. They always had an answer for every time that the Heat would try to come back. The Mavs wanted the Larry O'Brien trophy more than Superfriends in 2011.

No one cares. Not even people in Dallas.

Leon Black
06-21-2013, 06:41 PM
http://www.pinoyshoutouts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mvp-dirk.jpg

BatManu20
06-21-2013, 07:09 PM
If the Spurs play 2011 Lebron (the one that was scared and averaged 2 pts in the 4th qtr of the series). Spurs win in 5. Anyone with real basketball knowledge knows this.

irishock
06-21-2013, 07:13 PM
LeBron came off a great series vs Chicago in 2011.... he doesn't shut himself down. The Mavs did the job.

Leon Black
06-21-2013, 07:14 PM
If the Spurs play 2011 Lebron (the one that was scared and averaged 2 pts in the 4th qtr of the series). Spurs win in 5. Anyone with real basketball knowledge knows this.

:lol spurs fan

Rogue
06-21-2013, 08:43 PM
game 6 makes the sheer difference between those two teams. Mavs were more determined and more hungry, and it finally delivered. Spurs' vets also have the heart of a champion but it looked like their role players and youngsters didn't have tough enough mentality to withstand the heavy pressue in the NBa finals. like i said between game 4 and game 5, you can't count on kids to win you the championship but that was the exact reality the spurs were facing because their center pieces were old and tired

Thread
06-21-2013, 08:46 PM
^Rogue has been nailing them right & left since I resurfaced.

I God's.

irishock
06-21-2013, 08:55 PM
HH and DMC for Thread might be the greatest swap in internet history, tbh.

Sean Cagney
06-21-2013, 09:38 PM
Will Dirk Nowitzki still be in the NBA at age 37, let alone leading his team in the Finals?

LOL yep!!!!!!!!


LOL at him bragging on their only ring too! They are DONE.

Rogue
06-21-2013, 11:52 PM
losing DMC is direly devastating to this forum imho. I used to talk as much shit against him as I talked against them bitches. however, since i started learning to respect women, my respect for DMC has also been gradually growing day by day tbh

Jacob1983
06-22-2013, 12:44 AM
The Mavs wanted the Larry O'Brien trophy. Plain and simple.

irishock
06-22-2013, 12:45 AM
The Mavs wanted the Larry O'Brien trophy. Plain and simple.

That's it and that's all tbh.

monosylab1k
06-22-2013, 01:22 AM
If the Spurs play 2011 Lebron (the one that was scared and averaged 2 pts in the 4th qtr of the series). Spurs win in 5. Anyone with real basketball knowledge knows this.
But they didn't. They lost to LeBron in Miami. Dallas beat him. That's it and that's all. After years of Spurs fans arrogantly talking about how "a ring is all that matters, you guys don't know because you don't have one" the last fuckin thing i want to see now is you assholes rationalizing shit with " our loser non-champions are better than your title team"

2011 Mavs>>>>>>>>>>>2013 Spurs. That's not up for a fucking debate. We got it done against Miami. You didn't. End of fucking discussion.

Leon Black
06-22-2013, 01:27 AM
But they didn't. They lost to LeBron in Miami. Dallas beat him. That's it and that's all. After years of Spurs fans arrogantly talking about how "a ring is all that matters, you guys don't know because you don't have one" the last fuckin thing i want to see now is you assholes rationalizing shit with " our loser non-champions are better than your title team"

2011 Mavs>>>>>>>>>>>2013 Spurs. That's not up for a fucking debate. We got it done against Miami. You didn't. End of fucking discussion.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/177861/damn-friday-o.gif

resistanze
06-22-2013, 01:42 AM
BatManu20 might be in the running for dumbest poster of the year. Really went off into the retard zone after game 6 that even GNSFs upstairs were amazed by his stupidity.

Vash StampedE
06-22-2013, 01:59 AM
this years version was a crippled heat team.

dallas would have handled this crippled heat team.
LOL

Just be grateful to Lebron for giving you guys the only year you Mav fans could be proud of, as your team has been non-existent before and since then.

Jacob1983
06-22-2013, 03:17 AM
Mavs were non existent before and after they rang in 2011? Really? 12 year playoff streak not good enough for you? 2 conference championships, 2 division titles, 11 straight seasons of 50 wins or more, and a Larry O'Brien trophy in 2011?

Leon Black
06-22-2013, 01:19 PM
LOL

Just be grateful to Lebron for giving you guys the only year you Mav fans could be proud of, as your team has been non-existent before and since then.

Game 6

MeloHype
06-22-2013, 01:23 PM
Game 6
We get it, Lakers got blown out by Boston. No need to keep bring it up

NBA Playoffs
06-22-2013, 01:26 PM
Dallas has a basketball team?

Leon Black
06-22-2013, 01:29 PM
Dallas has a basketball team?

Game 6

NBA Playoffs
06-22-2013, 01:31 PM
Game 6
I'm not a Spurs fan. Again, Dallas has a team? Could've swore they disbanded or moved to the WNBA.

Lincoln
06-22-2013, 01:31 PM
BatManu20 might be in the running for dumbest poster of the year. Really went off into the retard zone after game 6 that even GNSFs upstairs were amazed by his stupidity.

I think that faggot king lebron is the worst poster. Did he get banned? Haven't seen him since like game 3 I believe

Leon Black
06-22-2013, 02:07 PM
I think that faggot king lebron is the worst poster. Did he get banned? Haven't seen him since like game 3 I believe

Sup needle dick?

Leon Black
06-22-2013, 02:07 PM
I'm not a Spurs fan. Again, Dallas has a team? Could've swore they disbanded or moved to the WNBA.

Game 6

Lincoln
06-22-2013, 02:08 PM
Sup needle dick?

Lol chess club in HS and claiming you slay pussy

Leon Black
06-22-2013, 02:18 PM
Lol chess club in HS and claiming you slay pussy

Chess Club Champion....... get it right bitch. And 2. I do slay pussy. While you at home in ur room whacking ur wee wee

monosylab1k
06-22-2013, 03:07 PM
I'm not a Spurs fan. Again, Dallas has a team? Could've swore they disbanded or moved to the WNBA.

rofl what a sick burn! You say you aren't a Spurs fan but this leftyesque diss of the Mavs has GNSF written all over it.

NBA Playoffs
06-22-2013, 03:12 PM
Just stating an obvious fact. The disappearance of the Maverick franchise after 2011 is quite strange. Someone should call unsolved mysteries.

monosylab1k
06-22-2013, 03:15 PM
Just stating an obvious fact. The disappearance of the Maverick franchise after 2011 is quite strange. Someone should call unsolved mysteries.

http://gifs.gifbin.com/052011/reverse-1305637352_players-crazy-celebrating.gif

NBA Playoffs
06-22-2013, 03:18 PM
Or cold case files.

DeadlyDynasty
06-22-2013, 03:19 PM
After Game 4 against Portland, Dallas was money in the clutch. Games 1 and 3 against the Lakers, 4 and 5 against OKC, and 2, 4, 5, and 6 against Miami. No way in hell that 2011 Dallas team would've coughed up a 5 pt lead with 28 seconds left.

Spurfan also needs to drop the posturing, as well as the coping mechanism of "I'm just happy cause we shouldn't even have been there!" All that goes out the window when they're buffing the LOB in your presence in Game 6.

NBA Playoffs
06-22-2013, 03:29 PM
After Game 4 against Portland, Dallas was money in the clutch. Games 1 and 3 against the Lakers, 4 and 5 against OKC, and 2, 4, 5, and 6 against Miami. No way in hell that 2011 Dallas team would've coughed up a 5 pt lead with 28 seconds left.

Spurfan also needs to drop the posturing, as well as the coping mechanism of "I'm just happy cause we shouldn't even have been there!" All that goes out the window when they're buffing the LOB in your presence in Game 6.
Spurs probably wouldn't have choked 2006 either.

irishock
06-22-2013, 03:37 PM
2006 Spurs>2006 Mavs - Game 7 could've gone either way
2011 Spurs<2011 Mavs - RJ effect
2013 Spurs<2011 Mavs - couldn't close out Miami

ZB 512
06-22-2013, 05:13 PM
lol 13 Spurs > 11 fluke Mavs...2011 was the flukiest year in Sports and the Mavs and Giants benefited greatly

There are no "flukes" in the NBA playoffs. It's impossible to "fluke" your way through 7 game series.

Calling the Mavs a fluke with the teams that they had to beat, considering that Dallas didn't have to play a single game 7 in the entire playoffs is quite ignorant.

Rogue
06-22-2013, 07:40 PM
The spurs looked even better out there than the 11' mavs tbh, and you heard it first hand from a mav fan. I just aspire to being a truthful person and I'm never gonna pretend like the Mavs would've beaten the 13's spurs in a landslide victory anyday just because I'm a mav fan. Spurs won the first game in Miami and they beat them again in 3 by the 3rd biggest gap in the history of NBA finals, but the result was opposite to 11 why? because mavs were more determined and more hungry to win, and they had the mentality of a giant (which was also a big reason why Miami won this year). We could've given it up after losing game 3, knowing that only 20% teams could come back and win in the finals history after tying the series 1-1 and losing game 3. Miami could've given it up too in game 6 when they were 5pts down with less than 30 secs left. But neither team did give up, we kept fighting till the last sec and our efforts and persistence finally paid off.

Spurs are also a respectable team and they pulled a good fight against miami, but like i said many times, you can't expect kids and role players to win you the championship

Jacob1983
06-23-2013, 01:25 AM
I've done some thinking and meditation on the whole Spurs choking this year. My conclusion is that this year's Spurs choke job was worse than my Mavs in 2006. My Mavs in 2006 only won 2 games while the Spurs won 3 games and were 30 seconds away from a championship. If Manu or Leonard makes their free throws, the Spurs are champions. Anyways. my Mavs beat the Heat in the Finals. They won their game 6 in Miami.

Vash StampedE
06-23-2013, 09:45 AM
I've done some thinking and meditation on the whole Spurs choking this year. My conclusion is that this year's Spurs choke job was worse than my Mavs in 2006. My Mavs in 2006 only won 2 games while the Spurs won 3 games and were 30 seconds away from a championship. If Manu or Leonard makes their free throws, the Spurs are champions. Anyways. my Mavs beat the Heat in the Finals. They won their game 6 in Miami.
I think you again should do some thinking and meditation as you came up with a wrong conclusion. Put your 2011 Mavs team against this year's Miami team or even last year and I really think that your 2011 team that you're very proud of won't be able to win either match-up.
2011 Miami: Mike Miller is their only deadly 3 point shooter
2012: Miller and Battier
2013: Miller, Battier, Ray Allen

Again, please try to do some thinking and meditation and maybe, you'll come up with a convincing conclusion.

monosylab1k
06-23-2013, 12:05 PM
I think you again should do some thinking and meditation as you came up with a wrong conclusion. Put your 2011 Mavs team against this year's Miami team or even last year and I really think that your 2011 team that you're very proud of won't be able to win either match-up.
2011 Miami: Mike Miller is their only deadly 3 point shooter
2012: Miller and Battier
2013: Miller, Battier, Ray Allen

Again, please try to do some thinking and meditation and maybe, you'll come up with a convincing conclusion.

None of this changes the fact that 2011 Mavs > 2013 Spurs

Vash StampedE
06-23-2013, 01:40 PM
None of this changes the fact that 2011 Mavs > 2013 Spurs
Looking at the roster and the no. of years they've been together for each year, I bet 2013 Spurs would have beaten 2011 Miami in 5. I really do. Imagine the 2013 spurs just having to manage one deadly 3 point shooter or you could make it two in Chalmers. You can't really say that your 2011 team is better than our 2013 just because yours beat the Miami. Totally different roster.

Moreover, to justify why I think your team won your lone ring that year, 2011 Miama did not have an offense yet, just iso mostly.

Based on that, I think you got your facts wrong.

Thread
06-23-2013, 01:41 PM
None of this changes the fact that 2011 Mavs > 2013 Spurs

Bumble Bee

monosylab1k
06-23-2013, 02:34 PM
Looking at the roster and the no. of years they've been together for each year, I bet 2013 Spurs would have beaten 2011 Miami in 5. I really do. Imagine the 2013 spurs just having to manage one deadly 3 point shooter or you could make it two in Chalmers. You can't really say that your 2011 team is better than our 2013 just because yours beat the Miami. Totally different roster.

Moreover, to justify why I think your team won your lone ring that year, 2011 Miama did not have an offense yet, just iso mostly.

Based on that, I think you got your facts wrong.

2011 Mavs won the title. 2013 Spurs choked it away. My facts are spot on. Again, this shit ain't up for debate. We beat Miami. You didn't. End of discussion.

Vash StampedE
06-23-2013, 02:57 PM
Alright, let's set these matters straight:
You the 2011 champs
but...
2013 Spurs > 2011 Mavs
.

Lincoln
06-23-2013, 03:03 PM
2011 wade was amazing unlike the shit 2013 wade was

MeloHype
06-23-2013, 03:07 PM
2011 wade was amazing unlike the shit 2013 wade was
2013 Wade > 2011 LeBron

Vash StampedE
06-23-2013, 03:23 PM
2011 wade was amazing unlike the shit 2013 wade was
Yeah, the whole 2011 Heat was amazing, especially Lebron, for giving your team what should have been their 2nd/1st of Lebron..

Lincoln
06-23-2013, 03:29 PM
2013 Wade > 2011 LeBron

2011 lebron was beating throughout the playoffs especially vs bulls but that mavs team shut him down

monosylab1k
06-23-2013, 03:41 PM
:lol being enough of a retarded homer to think your choking ass loser team compares to a title winner.

monosylab1k
06-23-2013, 03:43 PM
2013 Wade > 2011 LeBron

2011 Mavs > 2013 Spurs

MeloHype
06-23-2013, 03:50 PM
2011 Mavs > 2013 Spurs
1999 spurs > 2011 mavs
2003 spurs > 2011 mavs
2005 spurs > 2011 mavs
2007 spurs > 2011 mavs
2013 spurs > 2006 mavs

Jacob1983
06-24-2013, 01:07 AM
2005 Spurs better than my 2011 Mavs? You trippin' on acid? My Mavs took care of Superfriends in 6 games in 2011. 2005 Spurs almost blew a 3-2 lead against the Pistons in San Antonio.