Are ya'll hiring for Moderators?

[JudynTX]

I submitted my application.

Thanks :hat

[The Reckoning]

no thanks. this forum will turn into top chef if it happens.

[JudynTX]

no thanks. this forum will turn into top chef if it happens.

It's already Scared Straight, so what's the difference? :lol

[The Reckoning]

touche

[johnsmith]

I don't get it...however, Judy would make a fine mod!

[lebomb]

They would never hire me........ cuz any faggots or ladies afraid to lick a chicks ass would get banned. That crosses out 95% of ST.

[Blake]

I submitted my application.

Thanks :hat

What would be the first thing you do as mod?

[JudynTX]

I don't get it...however, Judy would make a fine mod!

When I first got here, you didn't like me. :lol


What would be the first thing you do as mod?

I would make YOU, Avante, Kool-AidMan, and Trill pay to post here.

[TeyshaBlue]

I would put everyone on ignore.

[Avante]

I've done it before on a board that would make this one look little children at play, trust me.

I had but two rules.....

No cussing in the message title
No dual personalities

everything else was fine and dandy.

I made it very clear that if you enter a thread that's all on you. If you are real concerned over some particular poster then stay away from them. Don't follow them around and then bitch.

Worked like a charm, of course we didn't have all these...wahwahwahwah-ers...there liike we do here. Nobody was...

A..Avante hit me
B..why?
A...I don't know, but right after I punched him he hauled off and hit me.

I will never ever understand why anyone cares what others post unless it's hijacking a post of theirs. What is with that anyway? I love a ton of options. Give me variety. Why on earth does anyone enter a thread to bitch about it? Stay out of it!!!!

[JudynTX]

I will never ever understand why anyone cares what others post unless it's hijacking a post of theirs. What is with that anyway? I love a ton of options. Give me variety. Why on earth does anyone enter a thread to bitch about it? Stay out of it!!!!

TAKE YOUR OWN DAMN ADVICE!

[TeyshaBlue]

I've done it before on a board that would make this one look little children at play, trust me.

I had but two rules.....

No cussing in the message title
No dual personalities

everything else was fine and dandy.

I made it very clear that if you enter a thread that's all on you. If you are real concerned over some particular poster then stay away from them. Don't follow them around and then bitch.

Worked like a charm, of course we didn't have all these...wahwahwahwah-ers...there liike we do here. Nobody was...

A..Avante hit me
B..why?
A...I don't know, but right after I punched him he hauled off and hit me.

I will never ever understand why anyone cares what others post unless it's hijacking a post of theirs. What is with that anyway? I love a ton of options. Give me variety. Why on earth does anyone enter a thread to bitch about it? Stay out of it!!!!

This post brought to you by the letter I.

[Blake]

I would make YOU pay to post here.

explain exactly why

[TeyshaBlue]

explain exactly why

Cause you're loaded.















and you've got money too.

[Blake]

TAKE YOUR OWN DAMN ADVICE!

Damn, I can literally see the smoke coming out of your ears.

[Avante]

TAKE YOUR OWN DAMN ADVICE!

I DO..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be cool with me and it will be cool. Act like a punk/prick and I'll treat you like one. Very plain and simple.

[Blake]

Cause you're loaded.















and you've got money too.

just like a libtard! Always wanting my money for nothing!

[TeyshaBlue]

and my chicks for free.

[CuckingFunt]

If you're really concerned with the threads people are posting or are really that annoyed with the pointless, circular arguments they frequently contain, stop giving them life. It's easy not to read them. It's even easier not to bump them by commenting.

Overly aggressive moderation doesn't solve anything. A few years back, when I thought this forum was at its most entertaining, there was almost none.

[CuckingFunt]

I DO..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't.

And your lies to the contrary are tiresome.

[TeyshaBlue]

If you're really concerned with the threads people are posting or are really that annoyed with the pointless, circular arguments they frequently contain, stop giving them life. It's easy not to read them. It's even easier not to bump them by commenting.

Overly aggressive moderation doesn't solve anything. A few years back, when I thought this forum was at its most entertaining, there was almost none.

I'm banning Vandoren 3.5's. Only whole numbers allowed.

[Avante]

As the new moderator here at...The Club...this would be my message to the board.

As your new moderator I 'd like to make a few changes that I think will enhance you're enjoyment here at The Club. Other than cussing in the message title and multi's there will be no rules. So don't come crying to me because you can't stay out of threads by those you don't like. Take charge of yourself I am not you mama.

I will expect to have everyone pulling their own weight. Unless you are starting threads you won't be allowed to enter threads to comment. The day of the leech are over. Way too many of you here do nothing yourself and then for some unknown reason think you have some say in things. Those days are also gone.

Have fun!

[JudynTX]

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

I'm banning Vandoren 3.5's. Only whole numbers allowed.

P'shaw. I've been threatened with sanctions before on these boards. It's never worked.

[Avante]

You don't.

And your lies to the contrary are tiresome.

Yes I do, show me where I don't.

I might return a favor, but that's not what I'm talking about.

[JudynTX]

If you're really concerned with the threads people are posting or are really that annoyed with the pointless, circular arguments they frequently contain, stop giving them life. It's easy not to read them. It's even easier not to bump them by commenting.

Overly aggressive moderation doesn't solve anything. A few years back, when I thought this forum was at its most entertaining, there was almost none.

I was joking, but thanks for your concern.

[TeyshaBlue]

P'shaw. I've been threatened with sanctions before on these boards. It's never worked.

ok. Don't come whining to me when you have strap a 2x4 to your mouthpiece!!111!!1111111

[CuckingFunt]

Yes I do, show me where I don't.

I don't have the time to create a link to almost every single comment you've ever posted in a thread you didn't start.

[Wild Cobra]

We do need a babysitter to take care of the adolescents here.

[Blake]

I was joking, but thanks for your concern.

With your latest round of gripes, you fooled me good here.

[TeyshaBlue]

We do need a babysitter to take care of the adolescents here.

If you're scared, stay home.

[TeyshaBlue]

Creepn's gonna call CF a fatty again. I can feel it.

[CuckingFunt]

I was joking, but thanks for your concern.

Were you joking? Or were you "joking"? Because it feels like the latter.

Either way, your intentions are completely incidental. My comments weren't directly/exclusively aimed at you; I could have quoted you in my response, but I made a conscious choice not to. My comment was consistent with all comments I've made in the past whenever threads have popped up calling for either stricter moderation or someone's banning.

[Avante]

I don't have the time to create a link to almost every single comment you've ever posted in a thread you didn't start.

I don't enter serious threads to bitch.

[Bill_Brasky]

We do need a babysitter to take care of the adolescents here.

Nice try ya fuckin pederast.

[Blake]

I don't enter serious threads to bitch.

You followed me into my serious thread less than an hour ago to bitch that I'm following you around.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't have the time to create a link to almost every single comment you've ever posted in a thread you didn't start.


I don't enter serious threads to bitch.

I have time to find one....the Scarlet movie role thread, one instance that Avante conveniently ignored when I called him on it


I bet you'd crawl 10 miles thru broken glass just to suck the dick that fucked her, right?


okay Avante, see what a lying sack of shit you are? You're always whining about unfair persecution around here, crying over and over about people following you around, humping your leg, and that you never start anything, just counter strike. Well you just came in this thread for the sole reason of talking shit and starting something!! No one said anything to you first----everyone is just commenting about their goddesses' movie roles and you barged in yelling something about dicks!

[TeyshaBlue]

lol...pqwnd by maalox.

[TeyshaBlue]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/EOxJs_zps13b3c5e4.gif (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/EOxJs_zps13b3c5e4.gif.html)

[johnsmith]

When I first got here, you didn't like me. :lol



I've changed a lot since I first started posting here.

[johnsmith]

Avante won't comment on Maalox...q

[I. Hustle]

http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/forum-moderator-funny-pictures.jpg

[Blake]

lol...pqwnd by maalox.

It would be more satisfying if Avante were to actually understand that he got pqwnted.

But he won't.

[Clipper Nation]

As the new moderator here at...The Club...this would be my message to the board.

As your new moderator I 'd like to make a few changes that I think will enhance you're enjoyment here at The Club. Other than cussing in the message title and multi's there will be no rules. So don't come crying to me because you can't stay out of threads by those you don't like. Take charge of yourself I am not you mama.

I will expect to have everyone pulling their own weight. Unless you are starting threads you won't be allowed to enter threads to comment. The day of the leech are over. Way too many of you here do nothing yourself and then for some unknown reason think you have some say in things. Those days are also gone.

Have fun!
Go fuck yourself, faggot....

[Avante]

You followed me into my serious thread less than an hour ago to bitch that I'm following you around.

That was a serious thread?

[Blake]

That was a serious thread?

Meh. Either way, you followed me into it.

And it's my thread.

[Avante]

Meh. Either way, you followed me into it.

And it's my thread.

Ok man starting right now the next guy who enters the others thread loses.....deal? You can't do it and we both know it, prove that wrong take me up on this. Now don't act like you didn't see this, ok?

Ignore my threads Blake and I'll ignore yours.....deal? I don't want you there...ok?

[silverblk mystix]

I submitted my application.

Thanks :hat

First, tell me what you did with - cantthinkofshitanymore?


Is he in your cellar?

lol

[ohmwrecker]

This is bullshit. I have it on good authority that JudynTX, if elected, has agreed to serve as a puppet for posters like Avante and Wild Cobra. Do we want to trade Anarchy for Fascism? We will all be forced to wait seconds, maybe minutes before we can post stuff like: :lol Blake or OP is a phaggot or :lmao "triangulation" . . . Wake up, STers!

[Avante]

This is bullshit. I have it on good authority that JudynTX, if elected, has agreed to serve as a puppet for posters like Avante and Wild Cobra. Do we want to trade Anarchy for Fascism? We will all be forced to wait seconds, maybe minutes before we can post stuff like: :lol Blake or OP is a phaggot or :lmao "triangulation" . . . Wake up, STers!

Or we could do like you do...nothing.

[ohmwrecker]

Or we could do like you do...nothing.

What is "nothing"? Why is starting a thread "something"? You are taking this way too seriously, bubba.

[Avante]

What is "nothing"? Why is starting a thread "something"? You are taking this way too seriously, bubba.

Weren't you just telling me what I need not to start threads about?

[ohmwrecker]

Weren't you just telling me what I need not to start threads about?

No. I told you that if you choose to make those threads, you shouldn't whine about the responses. This should really be very obvious by now. What's the confusion?

[Avante]

No. I told you that if you choose to make those threads, you shouldn't whine about the responses. This should really be very obvious by now. What's the confusion?

The confusion is why do you care what I do? Well?

[ohmwrecker]

The confusion is why do you care what I do? Well?

I recognized a cry for help.

[Avante]

I recognized a cry for help.

You're right, I need help.

So what do I need to talk about? Or should I do what you do and just leech off others?

I thought you said this was a no no?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=196527

[ohmwrecker]

Or should I do what you do and just leech off others?

That's not what I do. I improve and enhance. The party does not start until I arrive, son.


I thought you said this was a no no?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=196527

How is that even remotely similar to your tl;dr lists?

[Avante]

That's not what I do. I improve and enhance. The party does not start until I arrive, son.



How is that even remotely similar to your tl;dr lists?

Well actually son when every thread you've ever posted here was small time/few responses ya might wanna set back and watch how it's really done.

List of musicians is a list of musicians, practice what ya preach, ok?

[ohmwrecker]

Well actually son when every thread you've ever posted here was small time/few responses ya might wanna set back and watch how it's really done.

If you removed all the negative responses and your bickering back and forth, that's exactly what your threads would look like, bucko.


List of musicians is a list of musicians, practice what ya preach, ok?

No. Your lists are posted under some ridiculous artifice of superiority and way too long. Get to the point, jackass.

[Avante]

If you removed all the negative responses and your bickering back and forth, that's exactly what your threads would look like, bucko.



No. Your lists are posted under some ridiculous artifice of superiority and way too long. Get to the point, jackass.

Like this, and you had to even bump it up yourself hahaha!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=176174

[ohmwrecker]

I think that thread is pretty funny tbh.

[Avante]

I think that thread is pretty funny tbh.

Smart move.

[Rogue]

If I didn't have a school to attend I would've been the first to apply for such a job, so I would've been able to stick all my Scarlett Johansson threads on the 1st page. In order words, I would choose education over the forlorn love of a bitch anyday

[mrsmaalox]

This is bullshit. I have it on good authority that JudynTX, if elected, has agreed to serve as a puppet for posters like Avante and Wild Cobra. Do we want to trade Anarchy for Fascism? We will all be forced to wait seconds, maybe minutes before we can post stuff like: :lol Blake or OP is a phaggot or :lmao "triangulation" . . . Wake up, STers!

Nah JudynTX wouldn't do that. I vouch for her :)

[Fabbs]

ST used to keep swearing out of thread titles.
I think in part to respect those who work.
Does anyone know why MultiModerator(s) stopped that policy?

[Flawless]

:worthy:Judyn for Mod!

[CuckingFunt]

I don't enter serious threads to bitch.

A fairly meaningless caveat when you prejudge every thread not started by you to be non-serious.

[mouse]

Why not a ST Catina? Is that name copyrighted or owned by Monsanto?

or a forum you have to get over 5 votes to be accepted in. That way if you see Blake or Avante in there you know at least five posters want them there.

And you can click on the vote Icon to see who voted them in. Then you can get an idea of the DNA sequence of each screen name.

[Fabbs]

Mouse did you ever watch Limitless?

[mouse]

Mouse did you ever watch Limitless?

Was that a about a Horizon or Sprint cellphone killer?

[Fabbs]

Was that a about a Horizon or Sprint cellphone killer?
I don't know.
I started reading the thread but Manny and another poster got in an e fight.
Due to lack of moderation the whole topic went off track.

[mouse]

a topic doesn't go off track unless we allow it. you have a link to the drama?

I told Kori back in 2001 why not have a VIP Club where the original members can chat in an adult atmosphere but no reply.

Just think the original posters back in action.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-322/IMAG0094.jpg (http://s125.photobucket.com/user/RackTheMouse/media/RTM-322/IMAG0094.jpg.html)

[JudynTX]

Well this idea isn't going over so smoothly.

[ohmwrecker]

Well this idea isn't going over so smoothly.

You should not have aligned yourself with Avante and Wild Cobra and now . . . Mouse?! This campaign is doomed as well it should be.

[Blake]

Well this idea isn't going over so smoothly.

You sound too much like a mod I once knew named Mombear that deleted threads/posts because she just didn't like someone.

There was once this mod named ladyspur that used to pm me back and forth as we made fun of the crazy posters like Avante after I'd push their buttons.

Best mod I ever met.

[Blake]

Ok man starting right now the next guy who enters the others thread loses.....deal? You can't do it and we both know it, prove that wrong take me up on this. Now don't act like you didn't see this, ok?

Ignore my threads Blake and I'll ignore yours.....deal? I don't want you there...ok?

counter offer: you keep following me into my threads and cry that I'm following you around, and I'll keep making fun of you.

Deal? Ok?

[Avante]

You should not have aligned yourself with Avante and Wild Cobra and now . . . Mouse?! This campaign is doomed as well it should be.

Awful critical for a guy with how many failed threads?

[Avante]

counter offer: you keep following me into my threads and cry that I'm following you around, and I'll keep making fun of you.

Deal? Ok?

Just as said you can't do it can you? Come on faggot take me up on my deal, you stay away from my threads and I'll stay out of yours...deal?

[sjacquemotte]

As the new moderator here at...The Club...this would be my message to the board.

As your new moderator I 'd like to make a few changes that I think will enhance you're enjoyment here at The Club. Other than cussing in the message title and multi's there will be no rules. So don't come crying to me because you can't stay out of threads by those you don't like. Take charge of yourself I am not you mama.

I will expect to have everyone pulling their own weight. Unless you are starting threads you won't be allowed to enter threads to comment. The day of the leech are over. Way too many of you here do nothing yourself and then for some unknown reason think you have some say in things. Those days are also gone.

Have fun!Then they don't need a mod...Just make a script.

[ohmwrecker]

Awful critical for a guy with how many failed threads?

OK. I'll give you this . . . your threads fail more magnificently than mine.

[Avante]

OK. I'll give you this . . . your threads fail more magnificently than mine.

So what is the goal in my threads? Yep, getting everyone involved, rev up the engines, get the juices flowing, get some real opinons, get some fire/action going. As you can see I get all that. Your shit just lays there totally....zzzzzzzzzzzzz. I give the fans what they come here to see/do...joust/hassle/fight/argue/criticize, yep...the reason you enter my threads more than you do anyone elses, you want some action,....right?

[JudynTX]

You sound too much like a mod I once knew named Mombear that deleted threads/posts because she just didn't like someone.

There was once this mod named ladyspur that used to pm me back and forth as we made fun of the crazy posters like Avante after I'd push their buttons.

Best mod I ever met.

You remember all that shit? :lol

[ohmwrecker]

So what is the goal in my threads? Yep, getting everyone involved, rev up the engines, get the juices flowing, get some real opinons, get some fire/action going. As you can see I get all that. Your shit just lays there totally....zzzzzzzzzzzzz. I give the fans what they come here to see/do...joust/hassle/fight/argue/criticize, yep...the reason you enter my threads more than you do anyone elses, you want some action,....right?

Yes, you get everyone involved in a mutual dislike and disdain for you and everything you are . . . you must be so proud.

[Blake]

Just as said you can't do it can you? Come on faggot take me up on my deal, you stay away from my threads and I'll stay out of yours...deal?

Sorry, while your message board world revolves around me, you're hardly a speck on my screen.

I don't care if you're in my threads continually calling me a faggot or not. Do what you want.

[Avante]

Yes, you get everyone involved in a mutual dislike and disdain for you and everything you are . . . you must be so proud.

Dude, it's as fucking messageboard

[Avante]

Sorry, while your message board world revolves around me, you're hardly a speck on my screen.

I don't care if you're in my threads continually calling me a faggot or not. Do what you want.

Dude, so you don't constantly follow me around? What a fucking liar!

[ohmwrecker]

Dude, it's as fucking messageboard

Yep.

[Spur|n|Austin]

What would be the first thing you do as mod?

She'd get the powers that be to darken a brotha's user name..

[Drachen]

The first thing that I would do is make it when someone posts "ya'll" it will display "luck the fakers"

[CuckingFunt]

The first thing that I would do is make it when someone posts "ya'll" it will display "luck the fakers"

I'd reserve that for "could of" and "would of."

[ohmwrecker]

The first thing that I would do is make it when someone posts "ya'll" it will display "luck the fakers"

Y'all is a legitimate contraction if you put the apostrophe in the correct place.

[TeyshaBlue]

Y'all is a legitimate contraction if you put the apostrophe in the correct place.

shup, yal'l!

'''''''''

[Blake]

Dude, so you don't constantly follow me around? What a fucking liar!

No, I don't "follow you around". You're lying every time you claim I follow you around, liar.

[Blake]

Dude, it's as fucking messageboard

That you sent me a private message on.

[Avante]

No, I don't "follow you around". You're lying every time you claim I follow you around, liar.

So you're not in 90% of my threads?

[Avante]

That you sent me a private message on.

Yep, and it worked like a charm.

You know how uncool it is to go there with...PRIVATE MESSAGES...I just wanted everyone to see just totally fucked/classless you really are.

[Blake]

So you're not in 90% of my threads?

I could post in 100% of your threads and it still doesn't mean I'm following you around, liar.

[Avante]

I could post in 100% of your threads and it still doesn't mean I'm following you around, liar.

Hell if you're not liar. You most certainly follow me around. Why lie faggot?

[Blake]

Yep, I and it worked like a charm.

Yep, you get angry every time I mention you pmed me.

The excessive number of f-bombs in your pm was awesome. Feel free to pm me any time with that stuff. :tu

[Blake]

Hell if you're not liar. You most certainly follow me around.

Liar.

[Avante]

Yep, you get angry every time I mention you pmed me.

The excessive number of f-bombs in your pm was awesome. Feel free to pm me any time with that stuff. :tu

It served it's purpose now we all get to see just how totally fucked up you really are not that anyone doubted it. You're all fucked up guy.

[Avante]

Liar.

Do I really need to copy/paste all those times that for no reason at all there you are totally ignoring the topic just to mess with me?

One of a ton
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212359&page=2&p=6483997#post6483997

[TeyshaBlue]

"You know what you need to do? Start a fucking blog, man."

[Blake]

It served it's purpose now we all get to see just how totally fucked up you really are not that anyone doubted it. You're all fucked up guy.

How did we all get to see how fucked up I am in a private message? That you sent?

[Blake]

Do I really need to copy/paste all those times that for no reason at all there you are totally ignoring the topic just to mess with me?

One of a ton
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212359&page=2&p=6483997#post6483997

I opened the thread to see what was being said about Wilson.

You went directly off topic in post #3, talking about other posters and you.

You hijacked your own thread, moron.

[Avante]

I opened the thread to see what was being said about Wilson.

You went directly off topic in post #3, talking about other posters and you.

You hijacked your own thread, moron.

Little shit you have any idea how many of those I can pull up? You do follow me around so why lie?

Want to see another?
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=211089&page=2&p=6438386#post6438386

Want some more? You're a fucking liar asshole.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=210879

Want more?

[Drachen]

Y'all is a legitimate contraction if you put the apostrophe in the correct place.

I agree 'y'a'l'l'

[Blake]

Little shit you have any idea how many of those I can pull up? You do follow me around so why lie?

Want to see another?
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=211089&page=2&p=6438386#post6438386

I was on topic. Made my prediction in thread post #4.

You went off topic before I did. Again.

[Blake]

Want some more? You're a fucking liar asshole.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=210879

Want more?

I was right on topic in that thread, post #2.

why do you keep lying about me being a liar, liar?

You should really settle down. Old fat asses like you generally are at risk for high blood pressure etc.

[silverblk mystix]

You sound too much like a mod I once knew named Mombear that deleted threads/posts because she just didn't like someone.

There was once this mod named ladyspur that used to pm me back and forth as we made fun of the crazy posters like Avante after I'd push their buttons.

Best mod I ever met.


LOL

You are very proud of your assholish behavior.

And rofl that your CUCK thread backfired on you and forever branded and labeled you as the worst of anything you could possibly be known as---


A cuck!

How fitting and embarrassing all at the same time.


:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

[Avante]

I was right on topic in that thread, post #2.

why do you keep lying about me being a liar, liar?

You should really settle down. Old fat asses like you generally are at risk for high blood pressure etc.

Who said anything about on or off topic? I said you follow me around because you do. Want more?

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I'd be fine with Judy as mod. The club is now more debased than the political forum. No GTG because who wants these antisocial dicks to show up. When I am made to seem downright congenial in comparison we have a big fucking problem, Houston.

What once was great, now has fallen.

[Blake]

LOL

You are very proud of your assholish behavior.

And rofl that your CUCK thread backfired on you and forever branded and labeled you as the worst of anything you could possibly be known as---


A cuck!

How fitting and embarrassing all at the same time.


:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

More lies, liar.

[Blake]

Who said anything about on or off topic? I said you follow me around because you do. Want more?

Naw, I don't follow your paranoid ass around, crybaby.

Knock yourself out researching my posts, pm'ing me and crying about me in my thread (s) though.

[johnsmith]

I'd be fine with Judy as mod. The club is now more debased than the political forum. No GTG because who wants these antisocial dicks to show up. When I am made to seem downright congenial in comparison we have a big fucking problem, Houston.

What once was great, now has fallen.

That made me lol. Well done Fuzzy.

[TeyshaBlue]

When I am made to seem downright congenial in comparison we have a big fucking problem, Houston.
:lol