Any Architects Out There?

[ohmwrecker]

Tell me how this was done.

http://www.maniacworld.com/magic-stairwell.html

[TeyshaBlue]

http://www.break.com/article/how-the-rit-stairwell-illusion-works-2440836

[ohmwrecker]

That's some M.C Escher shit . . . I want to build some Penrose stairs.

[ohmwrecker]

Still confused about the RIT hoax though . . . mostly because it just seems like a dumb thing to do. Nerds.

[Avante]

pity bump

[johnsmith]

Would it be better if there were fifteen other posters telling him he's an idiot?

[ohmwrecker]

This thread is dedicated to Avante.

[Avante]

This thread is dedicated to Avante.

Cool~~~~~~~~~~~~

So what if Elmore James had never existed, would we still have had The Rolling Stones?

[ohmwrecker]

Cool~~~~~~~~~~~~

So what if Elmore James had never existed, would we still have had The Rolling Stones?

Probably, I think Chuck Berry was a bigger influence.

[Avante]

Probably, I think Chuck Berry was a bigger influence.

Well then you know nothing about The Rolling Stones and Brian Jones.

[ohmwrecker]

Well then you know nothing about The Rolling Stones and Brian Jones.

Well then you know nothing about The Rolling Stones and Keith Richards.

[ohmwrecker]

Brian Jones loved dem ol' blues though . . . and drugs . . . and tall, blonde chicks . . . and drugs.

[Avante]

Well then you know nothing about The Rolling Stones and Keith Richards.

Why do you continue to try snd talk about things you know nothing about?



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Noone does the Slide quite like Elmore James. A truly unique Blues sound that was a massive influence on Brian Jones and the early Rolling Stones!

[ohmwrecker]

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Brian Jones loved dem ol' blues though . . . and drugs . . . and tall, blonde chicks . . . and drugs.

[Avante]

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Brian Jones loved dem ol' blues though . . . and drugs . . . and tall, blonde chicks . . . and drugs.

How about...ok you were right...ok?

[ohmwrecker]

How about...ok you were right...ok?

How about . . . I never argued that Brian Jones was not influenced by Elmore James. Try to keep up, stupid.

[Avante]

How about . . . I never argued that Brian Jones was not influenced by Elmore James. Try to keep up, stupid.

How about what you actually said, ok?


Probably, I think Chuck Berry was a bigger influence.

Now show me where Chuck Berry was the bigger influense idiot.

[ohmwrecker]

"To me, Chuck Berry always was the epitome of rhythm and blues playing, rock and roll playing. It was beautiful, effortless, and his timing was perfection. He is rhythm supreme. He plays that lovely double-string stuff, which I got down a long time ago, but I'm still getting the hang of. Later I realized why he played that way--because of the sheer physical size of the guy. I mean, he makes one of those big Gibsons look like a ukulele!"
-- guitarist Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones

http://kosmo.hubpages.com/hub/Is-Chuck-Berry-the-King-of-Rock-and-Roll

first paragraph, dummy

Is this necessary? Everybody knows Chuck Berry influenced the Stones. Cut the crap and stop following me around. OK, little man?

[Avante]

"To me, Chuck Berry always was the epitome of rhythm and blues playing, rock and roll playing. It was beautiful, effortless, and his timing was perfection. He is rhythm supreme. He plays that lovely double-string stuff, which I got down a long time ago, but I'm still getting the hang of. Later I realized why he played that way--because of the sheer physical size of the guy. I mean, he makes one of those big Gibsons look like a ukulele!"
-- guitarist Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones

http://kosmo.hubpages.com/hub/Is-Chuck-Berry-the-King-of-Rock-and-Roll

first paragraph, dummy

Is this necessary? Everybody knows Chuck Berry influenced the Stones. Cut the crap and stop following me around. OK, little man?

Don't know shit about The Stones do ya little man?



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Elmore James also influenced many rock guitarists such as The Rolling Stones (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/The_Rolling_Stones)' Brian Jones (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Brian_Jones) (Keith Richards (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Keith_Richards) wrote in his book that at the time he met Brian Jones, Brian called himself Elmo Lewis, and that he wanted to be Elmore James), Canned Heat (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Canned_Heat)'s Alan Wilson (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Alan_Wilson) and Fleetwood Mac (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Fleetwood_Mac)'s Jeremy Spencer (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Jeremy_Spencer). John Mayall included



Chuck Berry was a minor influense on Keith Richards but who put the band together? Jones was obsessed with Elmore James, now who was the leader of the band?

[TeyshaBlue]

Opinion. Look it up.

[ohmwrecker]

Brian Jones died in a swimming pool in 1969, The Stones went on for decades continuing to be influenced by Chuck Berry.


Now scoot, little man. Ain't ya tired of gettin' schooled yet? You never get tired of following me around do ya midget?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

Opinion. Look it up.

This from....

Stone Alone by Bill Wyman

"I discovered Elmore James" said Brian later, "and the earth seemed to shutter on it's axis" So moved was he by James ability to bare his soul through music. So on returning home Brian went out an bought an electric guitar, so obessed with the blues, he sat for hours listening to any records he could find by Elmore James.


Well?

[ohmwrecker]

Well?

You are having an argument with no one. You know that, right?

[Avante]

Brian Jones died in a swimming pool in 1969, The Stones went on for decades continuing to be influenced by Chuck Berry.


Now scoot, little man. Ain't ya tired of gettin' schooled yet? You never get tired of following me around do ya midget?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Do you pay any attention at all?


I'll go slow....

Brian Jones formed the band, ok ya with me? He was totally/completely obsessed with Elmore James. Even called himself Elmo. Now since Brian Jones was a huge blues fan and worshipped Elmore James I'll ask you again....if not for Elmore James do we have The Rolling Stones.....now think little one, ok?

[Avante]

You are having an argument with no one. You know that, right?

Not now that you finally figured it out, yes it was Elmore James not Chuck Berry who was the major influense.

[ohmwrecker]

I think a Brian Jones Elmore James cover band without Keith and a totally different rhythm section would have probably failed, but the Stones probably would have figured it out anyway.

[TeyshaBlue]

This from....

Stone Alone by Bill Wyman

"I discovered Elmore James" said Brian later, "and the earth seemed to shutter on it's axis" So moved was he by James ability to bare his soul through music. So on returning home Brian went out an bought an electric guitar, so obessed with the blues, he sat for hours listening to any records he could find by Elmore James.


Well?

And Keith was influenced by Chuck. So what?

Now, give me a quantifiable metric to measure influences. Since it's completely fucking objective, you can't. Hence, opinion.

[TeyshaBlue]

Do you pay any attention at all?


I'll go slow....

Brian Jones formed the band, ok ya with me? He was totally/completely obsessed with Elmore James. Even called himself Elmo. Now since Brian Jones was a huge blues fan and worshipped Elmore James I'll ask you again....if not for Elmore James do we have The Rolling Stones.....now think little one, ok?

Elmore James may have been an initial influence, but ongoing, not so much. Specially since Jones went swimming with the fishes.

[ohmwrecker]

This is boring. Avante, who do you think influenced Brian Jones more? Elmore James or Hubert Sumlin?

[Avante]

And Keith was influenced by Chuck. So what?

Now, give me a quantifiable metric to measure influences. Since it's completely fucking objective, you can't. Hence, opinion.

Brian Jones is the guy who got the band together, he wanted a blues band because of his obsession with the music and in particular....Elmore James.

What else is there?


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Even after Jones was long gone.

[Avante]

This is boring. Avante, who do you think influenced Brian Jones more? Elmore James or Hubert Sumlin?

Elmore James woke Jones up to the music, Jones made it very clear that after listening to Elmore everything changed for him. Turned his musical life around.

Dude, I have two big books here on the Stones...OK?

[ohmwrecker]

Any half-decent blues band can muster a cover of Dust My Broom tbh.

[Avante]

Ok my goal here was to get you your very first two pager here at The Club. This is how it's done little guy, controvery, conflict, turmoil, debate, arguement, joust.

If not for me this thread would have ended up like all your others...KAPLUNK!!!!!!

You are welcome and hopefully ya learned something. Light a fire, guy....ok?

[ohmwrecker]

Elmore James woke Jones up to the music, Jones made it very clear that after listening to Elmore everything changed for him. Turned his musical life around.

Dude, I have two big books here on the Stones...OK?

Big books, eh? Neat. Do either of those books mention Chucky Berry? Bo Diddley? Buddy Holly? Muddy Waters?

Don't ya think Brian Jones would have "woke up to the music" with or without Dust My Broom?

[Avante]

Big books, eh? Neat. Do either of those books mention Chucky Berry? Bo Diddley? Buddy Holly? Muddy Waters?

Don't ya think Brian Jones would have "woke up to the music" with or without Dust My Broom?

Sure and even Johnny Cash, James Brown, Louis Armstrong, Tennessee Ernie Ford. But it was Elmore James who was the huge influense on Brian Jones and why he wanted a blues band.

Dude, it's all right in in these books why fight it?


Here ya go.

http://www.amazon.com/Stone-Alone-Story-Rock-Roll/dp/0306807831

[CuckingFunt]

Arguing with Avante is like walking the Penrose Stairs.

[Avante]

Arguing with Avante is like walking the Penrose Stairs.


You don't take on a blues/track/football historian in blues/track/football.

[TeyshaBlue]

Sure and even Johnny Cash, James Brown, Louis Armstrong, Tennessee Ernie Ford. But it was Elmore James who was the huge influense on Brian Jones and why he wanted a blues band.

Dude, it's all right in in these books why fight it?


Here ya go.

http://www.amazon.com/Stone-Alone-Story-Rock-Roll/dp/0306807831

His love of Elmore was the impetus for the band. It is not the major influence of the band. Lrn2contextualize.

[TeyshaBlue]

lol historian.

[TeyshaBlue]

When I want a historian's take on something, I'll find me a good book.

[TeyshaBlue]

Not a bbs wannabe.

[TeyshaBlue]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/JohnnyCash_zpsce430de6.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/JohnnyCash_zpsce430de6.jpg.html)

[Avante]

lol historian.

That's right and totally prepared to prove it.

[Avante]

When I want a historian's take on something, I'll find me a good book.

I'm right here.

[TeyshaBlue]

No, I'll be asking an actual historian. But, keep your chin up, kid.

[Avante]

Ok bro I did all I could for ya, took this silly ass thread and pumped some life into it. This is by far your best thread. Light a fire little fella...ok?

[ohmwrecker]

That's right and totally prepared to prove it.

Prove Brian Jones wouldn't have turned on to the blues, become a musician and not formed the Rolling Stones without Elmore James' influence?

[ohmwrecker]

Ok bro I did all I could for ya, took this silly ass thread and pumped some life into it. This is by far your best thread. Light a fire little fella...ok?

You pumped something into this thread but I wouldn't go around bragging about it if I were you. Know what I'm saying . . . little fella.

[Avante]

Prove Brian Jones wouldn't have turned on to the blues, become a musician and not formed the Rolling Stones without Elmore James' influence?

Where did I say anything remotely close to that? I'm just telling you the facts which are yes it was Elmore James who did get Jones deep into them blues, he was the reason James wanted to have a blues band.

You really do need to start boning up on this stuff, ok?

[ohmwrecker]

So, you can't support the hypothesis you proposed and argued for in this very thread?



:lol historian

[Avante]

So, you can't support the hyothesis you proposed and argued for in this very thread?



:lol historian

Prove that without Elmore James we have The Rolling Stones.

That's right an historian and would love to show off.

[TeyshaBlue]

Prove that without Elmore James we have The Rolling Stones.

That's right an historian and would love to show off.

Logic's not your strong suit. Causation has already visited. Grammatical errors aside, your rebuttal is nonsense.

[CuckingFunt]

You don't take on a blues/track/football historian in blues/track/football.

So you think I was comparing your debate style to the Penrose Stairs because you're always winning?

'K.

[Avante]

Logic's not your strong suit. Causation has already visited. Grammatical errors aside, your rebuttal is nonsense.

Elmore James had a unique slide guitar style and it mesmerized the young Brian Jones. To say someone else migt have mae the same impact, can't do it.

[Avante]

So you think I was comparing your debate style to the Penrose Stairs because you're always winning?

'K.

Historians don't debate they just lay out the facts. What actually went down.

[CuckingFunt]

Historians don't debate they just lay out the facts. What actually went down.

Concrete proof you're not a historian.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Have you ever been to...Sannnnnnnnnnnnntiago, Chile?

[Avante]

Concrete proof you're not a historian.


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Yep, that's me.

[TeyshaBlue]

Elmore James had a unique slide guitar style and it mesmerized the young Brian Jones. To say someone else migt have mae the same impact, can't do it.

Of course you cant.

[TeyshaBlue]

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2. One who writes or compiles a chronological record of events; a chronicler.






Yep, that's me.

3. Makes lists.

[ohmwrecker]

Have you ever been to...Sannnnnnnnnnnnntiago, Chile?

Twice last year. Which building's yours?

[TeyshaBlue]

Scholar is pretty much the kicker here.

[TeyshaBlue]

And just saying you are a scholar doesn't really make you one.

[Avante]

Scholar is pretty much the kicker here.

I could teach them blues at any school in the country. Break it down by decades and regions. Starting with Mamie Smith in 1920.

[TeyshaBlue]

I could teach them blues at any school in the country.

I'm sure you think you can.

[CuckingFunt]

I could teach them blues at any school in the country.

No, you couldn't.

Which you would know if you were a scholar.

[TeyshaBlue]

I can teach nuclear physics at any school in the country.







See how this works?

[Avante]

No, you couldn't.

Which you would know if you were a scholar.

Hell if I couldn't.

[TeyshaBlue]

Hell if I couldn't.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/tautology-club.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/tautology-club.jpg.html)

[TeyshaBlue]

Hell if I couldn't.

Probably gonna need a degree, kid.

[Avante]

I'm sure you think you can.

Like all subjects it's knowing what to read.

[Avante]

Probably gonna need a degree, kid.

Then I'd go get one.

[TeyshaBlue]

Like all subjects it's knowing what to read.

If you are going to teach, um, no it isn't. That's about 10% of it.

[TeyshaBlue]

Then I'd go get one.

I'm sure you think you could.

[Avante]

I'm sure you think you could.

Trust me, with my memory and lust for learning, piece of cake.

First day in class...


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....after getting my own class.

The roots to the tree.

[TeyshaBlue]

um, no.

[Avante]

um, no.

I've been to college, wow...big deal.

[TeyshaBlue]

http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2009-08/23961969225340-28084552.jpg

[ohmwrecker]

I imagine Avante's Dem Ol' Blues 101 class going a lot like his threads.

[Sportcamper]

Probably gonna need a degree, kid.

Not really…People from the film industry, editors, sound technicians often become teachers/ professors at University Film Schools once they retire…

[CuckingFunt]

Not really…People from the film industry, editors, sound technicians often become teachers/ professors at University Film Schools once they retire…

Yes, really. People from the film industry, especially people like editors and sound technicians, typically got degrees from university film schools before they became hired in the film industry.

[Sportcamper]

Yes, really. People from the film industry, especially people like editors and sound technicians, typically got degrees from university film schools before they became hired in the film industry.

So an expert film editor or sound technician needs to be accredited by a University so the expert film editor or sound technician can then teach the University how it is done? Got It! :lol

[leemajors]

So an expert film editor or sound technician needs to be accredited by a University so the expert film editor or sound technician can then teach the University how it is done? Got It! :lol

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[TeyshaBlue]

So an expert film editor or sound technician needs to be accredited by a University so the expert film editor or sound technician can then teach the University how it is done? Got It! :lol

Generally, a University will have as a prerequisite to be an instructor, an actual degree. Normally, this is a graduate level degree at that.

[TeyshaBlue]

And by generally, I mean just about every fucking time.

[Sportcamper]

Generally, a University will have as a prerequisite to be an instructor, an actual degree. Normally, this is a graduate level degree at that.

Sheesh! Now I know how Avante feels…
Am I the only person on this forum who knows how things work in the real world?

University- To Academy award winning film editor with thirty years of experience and employment…
We would like for you to teach a class on Motion Picture Film & Sound editing….But before you can join our staff you will need to get an advanced teaching degree… :lmao

[TeyshaBlue]

Sheesh! Now I know how Avante feels…
Am I the only person on this forum who knows how things work in the real world?

University- To Academy award winning film editor with thirty years of experience and employment…
We would like for you to teach a class on Motion Picture Film & Sound editing….But before you can join our staff you will need to get an advanced teaching degree… :lmao

Academy award winning film editors might be excepted. The rest of the bbs wannabes, not so much.
You probably want to ever forget you paired your name with Avante, tbh.

[CuckingFunt]

Sheesh! Now I know how Avante feels…
Am I the only person on this forum who knows how things work in the real world?

University- To Academy award winning film editor with thirty years of experience and employment…
We would like for you to teach a class on Motion Picture Film & Sound editing….But before you can join our staff you will need to get an advanced teaching degree… :lmao

There is a very high probability that said film editor already has an advanced degree in film production.