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Avante
06-25-2013, 09:57 PM
.....I will do all in my power to make sure your time spent here at The Club is a pleasant and delightful experience. Obviously anytime we see a take over there will have to be some dramatic changes made. I'm totally prepared to make those needed changes.

Ok here we go....

This board isn't meant to be used as a place to unleash your sexual perversions. There are sites out there for that, so when you have the urge and just can't hold it in any longer, go someplace else.

I doubt anyone here is 17 or younger so we will no longer conduct ourselves as if we are.....ok? Yes ...elevate your game.

I will not tolerate ...

attention whoring
multi's
cussing in the message title
baiting
sports talk...we have other forums for that

We will have a music thread, a TV thread and a movie thread, keep all your videos and those topics in the appropriate thread. Very easy to do.

There will no longer be any leeching going on. If I notice someone being hauled around while humping pant legs they will be warned. The second warning 60 days in the hole, a third warning....adios~~~~~~ I will expect all of you to pull your own weight. If you are simpy too stupid to originate a thread PM me and I will help you. I'll always be here for you.

The bottom line people is have fun, relax, chill. I think if we all pull together on this we can make it work.

Oh yeah, starting now I will be known as ...The Boardkeeper or BK:hat

Now let's kick things off with some music. Tailor made for this occasion. Of course after this straight to the music thread.:toast

yhOKhJaM1QE

Clipper Nation
06-25-2013, 10:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ywu9RwV1b8

Trill Clinton
06-25-2013, 10:15 PM
looking forward to seeing the improvements around here, bro

http://mikeepps.fansiter.com/pictures/candids.gif

we need something epic to celebrate this joyous occasion


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn0qJBKPqvo

Avante
06-25-2013, 10:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ywu9RwV1b8

As we can see it will take some longer than others to catch on to the...NEW DEAL. When we see a poster like Clipper Nation we have to ask ourselves..what went wrong? I have no doubts once he/she sees how smooth things are going he'll/she'll yank his/her head out his/her ass and become a valued member of the community. I do have compassion.

Avante
06-25-2013, 10:23 PM
looking forward to seeing the improvements around here, bro

http://mikeepps.fansiter.com/pictures/candids.gif

we need something epic to celebrate this joyous occasion


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn0qJBKPqvo

How about you and SBM becoming my right and left hand men? You can flip for right/left. I could use some help/advice from two pillars of the community. Well?

Cool video bro, but remember the rules, next time:lobt2:

Trill Clinton
06-25-2013, 10:35 PM
yea, BK, i'm stepping up my game as well. no more racism for me, doggie. no more responding to dumbass posts either. when you're a tier 1 poster there is no point in entertaining the foolery. lets see if people can get out of their comfort level and step their games up.

Clipper Nation
06-25-2013, 10:37 PM
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/529/032/3d5.gif

Avante
06-25-2013, 10:42 PM
yea, BK, i'm stepping up my game as well. no more racism for me, doggie. no more responding to dumbass posts either. when you're a tier 1 poster there is no point in entertaining the foolery. lets see if people can get out of their comfort level and step their games up.

Leading by example dawg, that's why I need you on my team. You, SBM and a couple others are the foundation this board was built own. Hopefully others will follow your lead and rise above the murky depths we have been wallowing in for much too long here.

Avante
06-25-2013, 10:44 PM
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/529/032/3d5.gif

I get your drift bro, I realize change effects us all differently. Obviously you will need more time than most to adjust. No problem, I do know when we have a "special" case. I'll do what I can for you, ok?

hehateme
06-25-2013, 11:44 PM
son, you have 10k posts in a year and I assure you that each and every one of those posts lebomb wipes his womans ass with before he licks it.

elevate your game...

Rogue
06-26-2013, 12:34 AM
As much as we need a moderator to regulate the whole shit in this forum, someone like Avante will always be my last choice for that occupation.

JMarkJohns
06-26-2013, 12:35 AM
He who seeks out power is least capable of handling it.

JMarkJohns
06-26-2013, 12:37 AM
And go fuck yourself...

Big Empty
06-26-2013, 01:45 AM
Ha yes, it makes it easier to surf here at work

Avante
06-26-2013, 02:12 AM
son, you have 10k posts in a year and I assure you that each and every one of those posts lebomb wipes his womans ass with before he licks it.

elevate your game...

This is the sort of childish behavior I was talking about.

Avante
06-26-2013, 02:14 AM
As much as we need a moderator to regulate the whole shit in this forum, someone like Avante will always be my last choice for that occupation.

This role isn't new to me as I've mentioned I did moderate the infamous sub10. A board on a whole other level, while this is a step down it will get my same attention and expertise.

Avante
06-26-2013, 02:20 AM
He who seeks out power is least capable of handling it.


I think Hermann Hesse said it best....


We can then be gods for moments, stretch out a commanding hand and create To be capable of everything and do justice to everything,

Avante
06-26-2013, 02:21 AM
And go fuck yourself...

Maybe I was wrong about nobody here being under 17. No problem however I'll just open up a thread for the young people, I'll call it....hmmm? Any suggestions? The younguns can play in there, stay out from under our feet.

Xevious
06-26-2013, 02:39 AM
Maybe I was wrong about nobody here being under 17. No problem however I'll just open up a thread for the young people, I'll call it....hmmm? Any suggestions? The younguns can play in there, stay out from under our feet.

And how many adults post 30 times a day on a message board?

ChumpDumper
06-26-2013, 03:29 AM
Well, you've already welshed on your moderating promises.

Avante
06-26-2013, 03:42 AM
And how many adults post 30 times a day on a message board?

A very valid question. I'm in a rather unique situation, Due to planning and discipline I was able to retire early. The wife owns her own busness in the home. I work for her. So I'm indoors far more than I'd want to be. I also have friends and relatives who think this stuff is funny, who wouldn't want to play Avante?

But now that I'm in a position of authority that changes things.

ChumpDumper
06-26-2013, 03:46 AM
Changes what?

Are you going to stop posting almanac lists?

I. Hustle
06-26-2013, 07:59 AM
http://i.imgur.com/I4Fsh.jpg

mrsmaalox
06-26-2013, 08:43 AM
Another successful thread!!

Bill_Brasky
06-26-2013, 08:47 AM
Mods should know better than to quadruple post, Fidel Castbro.

TeyshaBlue
06-26-2013, 08:51 AM
lol scholar

JMarkJohns
06-26-2013, 09:39 AM
How many 17 year olds are university professors?

Go fuck yourself...

UZER
06-26-2013, 10:09 AM
Is this real life?

mrsmaalox
06-26-2013, 10:14 AM
Is this real life?

It is for Avante.

alamo50
06-26-2013, 10:21 AM
And go fuck yourself...

+1

silverblk mystix
06-26-2013, 04:01 PM
Great thread - Avante just assuming his place in here - since all sheeple are SPRUNG ON AVANTE!!!!!




:lmao:lmao:lmao

Avante
06-26-2013, 04:08 PM
As we can see change effects us all differently. Some see new beginnings while others would rather hang on to the past. They fight change tooth and nail. I do understand and will make a serious effort to make the transformation as smooth and painless as possible.

Your concerned Boardkeeper:hat

silverblk mystix
06-26-2013, 04:15 PM
As we can see change effects us all differently. Some see new beginnings while others would rather hang on to the past. They fight change tooth and nail. I do understand and will make a serious effort to make the transformation as smooth and painless as possible.

Your concerned Boardkeeper:hat


There are a couple of little jerks I want to talk to you about though....they might not "fit" in here...we might need to discuss...


:lol

mrsmaalox
06-26-2013, 04:16 PM
:rolleyes

CuckingFunt
06-26-2013, 04:21 PM
Great thread - Avante just assuming his place in here - since all sheeple are SPRUNG ON AVANTE!!!!!

You more than anyone else.

Blake
06-26-2013, 04:23 PM
Great thread - Avante just assuming his place in here - since all sheeple are SPRUNG ON AVANTE!!!!!




:lmao:lmao:lmao

And you assuming your place

TeyshaBlue
06-26-2013, 04:25 PM
Great thread - Avante just assuming his place in here - since all sheeple are SPRUNG ON AVANTE!!!!!




:lmao:lmao:lmao

lol sycophant

Avante
06-26-2013, 04:30 PM
There are a couple of little jerks I want to talk to you about though....they might not "fit" in here...we might need to discuss...


:lol

I'm all for cleaning the slate, give everyone a chance to elevate their game. Let it be known we are serious about moving forward and not wallowing around in the past. We have the potential to be the best site of this nature on the net, a few malcontents are little more than bug vs windsheild, a total non factor. Once they see that we have moved past their immatute behavior they will join in, it will take time however, something we have plenty of.

mrsmaalox
06-26-2013, 04:31 PM
"We" :lol

Avante
06-26-2013, 04:31 PM
You more than anyone else.

I think I might have a special rather unique position for you, are you interested?

CuckingFunt
06-26-2013, 04:32 PM
I think I might have a special rather unique position for you, are you interested?

Conversations that start this way seldom end well.

silverblk mystix
06-26-2013, 04:34 PM
Conversations that start this way seldom end well.

But you sound more than a little intrigued....

JMarkJohns
06-26-2013, 04:39 PM
Go fuck yourself

TeyshaBlue
06-26-2013, 05:03 PM
I'm all for cleaning the slate, give everyone a chance to elevate their game. Let it be known we are serious about moving forward and not wallowing around in the past. We have the potential to be the best site of this nature on the net, a few malcontents are little more than bug vs windsheild, a total non factor. Once they see that we have moved past their immatute behavior they will join in, it will take time however, something we have plenty of.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/vaderfail.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/vaderfail.jpg.html)

Avante
06-26-2013, 05:20 PM
Conversations that start this way seldom end well.

It's that sort of mentality we need to change around here.

Avante
06-26-2013, 05:25 PM
Go fuck yourself

You are a prime example of why we need change. That poster who never posts threads, then enters others to act childish. Obviously you will be a project here.

JMarkJohns
06-26-2013, 05:27 PM
Forgive me as I protest yours and this threads existence with a "go fuck yourself."

Avante
06-26-2013, 05:42 PM
Forgive me as I protest yours and this threads existence with a "go fuck yourself."

I totally understand your stance on this. Knowing that we will expect the dead weight around here to start being more involved than just doing a bad 14 year old impersonation will have some like yourself over reacting. It's very understandable. I will be here for you and I think I can help.

Your concerned Boardkeeper:hat

JMarkJohns
06-26-2013, 05:43 PM
Go

JMarkJohns
06-26-2013, 05:44 PM
Fuck

JMarkJohns
06-26-2013, 05:44 PM
Yourself

Avante
06-26-2013, 05:45 PM
Go

I can see the potential, the creativity, hopefully you will use your obvious talents in a more constructive manner.

JMarkJohns
06-26-2013, 05:56 PM
Eat shit and die

Clipper Nation
06-26-2013, 06:10 PM
OP is a fag

ohmwrecker
06-26-2013, 06:14 PM
I think I might have a special rather unique position for you, are you interested?


I forgot how to post an image, but basically . . . skeevy dude in suit pawing at female co-worker.

Avante
06-26-2013, 07:16 PM
Eat shit and die

No doubt once this poster begins to replace his aggression will thought out reponses he will be a valued member of the community. We can all see the potential he possesses.

Avante
06-26-2013, 07:18 PM
OP is a fag


Love the creativity, once maturity sets in we could have a very entertaining poster among us.

Avante
06-26-2013, 07:20 PM
I forgot how to post an image, but basically . . . skeevy dude in suit pawing at female co-worker.

Her sex a total non issue here.

ohmwrecker
06-26-2013, 07:27 PM
Her sex a total non issue here.

You knew what you we're doing, perv.

Avante
06-26-2013, 07:34 PM
You knew what you we're doing, perv.

I think I made it very clear that we need to rise above the immaturity and childish behavior we see here. I have no doubts you are capable of doing that. I'll be patient to a point.

JMarkJohns
06-26-2013, 07:37 PM
Avante = bored Timvp

No other explanation as to how this shitstain can post with impunity.

Trill Clinton
06-26-2013, 07:40 PM
avante, your thoughts on the passing of bobby blue bland?

Avante
06-26-2013, 07:41 PM
I do appreciate the input and concern, and as your Boardkeeper will take all suggestions to heart. As we all know Rome wasn't built in a day so I will need sometime to implement my authority. I do make this promise, everything I do will be with you guys and what is best you will be number one on my agenda.

Avante
06-26-2013, 07:44 PM
Avante = bored Timvp

No other explanation as to how this shitstain can post with impunity.

I can't wait until you get with the progam, love the tenacity.

Avante
06-26-2013, 07:49 PM
avante, your thoughts on the passing of bobby blue bland?

Obviously it's a sad time for anyone into music. He has one of those rare voices. I have a lot of his stuff, many times chillin' with a Bud, candle, incense and Bobby Blue Bland.

In tribute to Bobby I'll make an exception.

kZ7mjSDhjTk

Rogue
06-26-2013, 07:52 PM
not sure how many TV/music fans there are around this place but it does appear to be an excellent proposal to have a movie thread here since there're quite a lot of movie fans. surprised the movie thread hasn't been made yet, im gonna start it then.

Trill Clinton
06-26-2013, 07:55 PM
Obviously it's a sad time for anyone into music. He has one of those rare voices. I have a lot of his stuff, many times chillin' with a Bud, candle, incense and Bobby Blue Bland.

In trubute to Bobby I'll make an exception.

yea, bro, very sad indeed. 'members only' is one of my fav songs.

Avante
06-26-2013, 08:00 PM
not sure how many TV/music fans there are around this place but it does appear to be an excellent proposal to have a movie thread here since there're quite a lot of movie fans. surprised the movie thread hasn't been made yet, im gonna start it then.

As I've mentioned we have too many talented posters here to be bogged down with petty arguments and immature behavior.

Thanks for doing something positive.

hehateme
06-26-2013, 08:19 PM
Your ability to make threads and Kool's newly re-acquired ability to make threads has made this place worse than its been in a long time. Do something "positive" with your msg board life and stop posting this dribble, elevate your game, and for god sakes quit letting the gardener, Jorge, cuck your wife while you continue to try to mind fuck us with your incoherent bucket list.

JMarkJohns
06-26-2013, 08:21 PM
How 'bout we have an Avante thread? Only one and he can only post his shitstain takes in there.

You want to clean up the board, there ya go. Even the mocking of his shitstain takes would be limited.

But Timvp won't do this to his favorite sock.

ohmwrecker
06-26-2013, 08:24 PM
I think I made it very clear that we need to rise above the immaturity and childish behavior we see here. I have no doubts you are capable of doing that. I'll be patient to a point.

Unfortunately for you, I will continue to do whatever I want with no fear of repercussions from you seeing as you have absolutely no authority.

Avante
06-26-2013, 08:27 PM
Your ability to make threads and Kool's newly re-acquired ability to make threads has made this place worse than its been in a long time. Do something "positive" with your msg board life and stop posting this dribble, elevate your game, and for god sakes quit letting the gardener, Jorge, cuck your wife while you continue to try to mind fuck us with your incoherent bucket list.

I agree 100%, and I'd appreciate it if you continue to give your suggestions on a better more entertaining board. I'd also love to see you post threads, no doubt we all would.

Avante
06-26-2013, 08:30 PM
How 'bout we have an Avante thread? Only one and he can only post his shitstain takes in there.

You want to clean up the board, there ya go. Even the mocking of his shitstain takes would be limited.

But Timvp won't do this to his favorite sock.

Why not lead by example? I've noticed your input here is always negative. I'd love to see you turn that around, if you used the same energy in the positive no telling what you could accomplish.

JMarkJohns
06-26-2013, 08:32 PM
Go fuck yourself

Avante
06-26-2013, 08:34 PM
Unfortunately for you, I will continue to do whatever I want with no fear of repercussions from you seeing as you have absolutely no authority.

I do understand your situation, and I will work with you on trying to turn things around. We can start by taking your thread making ability to a more acceptable level.

Avante
06-26-2013, 08:37 PM
Go fuck yourself

Where would this country be without those like yourself? I understand totally what you're about. In time you'll come around.

JMarkJohns
06-26-2013, 08:39 PM
Fuck yourself... Go!

Avante
06-26-2013, 08:42 PM
Fuck yourself... Go!

I can't wait until you take that negativity and turn it around, all in time. Strong convictions, gotta love it!

JMarkJohns
06-26-2013, 08:47 PM
:lol Timvp's shitstain s:lolck
:lol Biggest :lolffender turned moderator savior
:lol G:lol fuck y:lolurself

silverblk mystix
06-26-2013, 09:28 PM
I can't wait until you take that negativity and turn it around, all in time. Strong convictions, gotta love it!


Fuck that little douche Avante - let's get rid of the cocksucker!!!!!


Enough Mr. Nice Guy!


There's a couple of little pricks that I am ready to....


Oh wait....


I guess I will chill and let Avante regulate his way....nevermind...for now...

Avante
06-26-2013, 09:48 PM
:lol Timvp's shitstain s:lolck
:lol Biggest :lolffender turned moderator savior
:lol G:lol fuck y:lolurself

I do appreciate your concern, I can see it's just a matter of time until you see the light.

Avante
06-26-2013, 09:51 PM
Fuck that little douche Avante - let's get rid of the cocksucker!!!!!


Enough Mr. Nice Guy!


There's a couple of little pricks that I am ready to....


Oh wait....


I guess I will chill and let Avante regulate his way....nevermind...for now...

It's up to us my friend to set the example, to show how things should be done. I realize there are some here who need "special" threatment and it is up to the more mature ones like us to help them in their time of need.

silverblk mystix
06-26-2013, 09:56 PM
It's up to us my friend to set the example, to show how things should be done. I realize there are some here who need "special" threatment and it is up to the more mature ones like us to help them in their time of need.

How do we deal with cucks?

That is a toughie!

Avante
06-26-2013, 10:11 PM
How do we deal with cucks?

That is a toughie!

It's very obvious our resident cucks are looking for attention, that's why all of them prefer to leech than originate. You've seen one cuck you've seen them all. It's up to us to rise above that level, do what we can to show them the error of their ways. Yes it will take time and discipline, obviously our first instinct is to kick the shit out of the little freaks...but...that is us showing weakness. We need to be the strong here, show how mature adults deal with adverse situations. Even a lowly cuck knows right from wrong. They will come around bro, be patient.

Clipper Nation
06-26-2013, 10:32 PM
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06-26-2013, 10:40 PM
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Love the creativity, hopefully with maturity you'll take that talent and do something constructive with it.

Your happy Boardkeeper:downspin:

ChumpDumper
06-27-2013, 02:39 AM
SBM really jumped at the chance to be toady to a pretend moderator, didn't he?

TeyshaBlue
06-27-2013, 09:31 AM
This lame shit still going? Avante is either completely delusional or the worst troll ever. Seriously...Avante needs to climb a wall of dicks. And take the sycophant with you.

mrsmaalox
06-27-2013, 09:43 AM
SBM really jumped at the chance to be toady to a pretend moderator, didn't he?

:lmao

Avante
06-27-2013, 09:45 AM
This lame shit still going? Avante is either completely delusional or the worst troll ever. Seriously...Avante needs to climb a wall of dicks. And take the sycophant with you.

I 've noticed you've struggled here with you ability to post successful threads. Something like 4-5 threads and a grand total of 20ish replies combined. Like I mentioned if you need help I'm here for you.

Your friendly Boardkeeper:hat

TeyshaBlue
06-27-2013, 09:51 AM
Wall of dicks. Get goin', kid.

Avante
06-27-2013, 01:19 PM
Wall of dicks. Get goin', kid.

Interesting visuals.

ChumpDumper
06-27-2013, 01:23 PM
He knew you would like it.

You suck at fake moderating btw.

Blake
06-27-2013, 01:37 PM
How do we deal with cucks?

That is a toughie!

Wow, first time I've seen you struggle to come up with a cuck erotic fantasy.

Avante
06-27-2013, 02:01 PM
Wow, first time I've seen you struggle to come up with a cuck erotic fantasy.

Now here's where we're going to have a problem. Blake this isn't the place for your pettiness. I also wont tolerate hijackings. I hope I make myself clear on this.

ChumpDumper
06-27-2013, 02:02 PM
So moderate it, dipshit.

TeyshaBlue
06-27-2013, 02:05 PM
Now here's where we're going to have a problem. Blake this isn't the place for your pettiness. I also wont tolerate hijackings. I hope I make myself clear on this.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/superdan_zpsecb7658c.gif (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/superdan_zpsecb7658c.gif.html)

Avante
06-27-2013, 02:21 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/superdan_zpsecb7658c.gif (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/superdan_zpsecb7658c.gif.html)

Creativity is always welcomed.

ChumpDumper
06-27-2013, 02:23 PM
Especially when it mocks Avante.

TeyshaBlue
06-27-2013, 02:26 PM
:lol

Blake
06-27-2013, 02:28 PM
Now here's where we're going to have a problem. Blake this isn't the place for your pettiness. I also wont tolerate hijackings. I hope I make myself clear on this.

What are you going to do about it?

Cry some more? Cry some more in a thread I started? Send me more private messages? Start a thread about me?

JMarkJohns
06-27-2013, 02:31 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/superdan_zpsecb7658c.gif (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/superdan_zpsecb7658c.gif.html)

That looks like a 280 pound fatass who thinks he's Superman.

I think that might actually be Avante!

It's a bird! It's a plane!

Go fuck yourself, QuasiMod.

Avante
06-27-2013, 02:38 PM
What are you going to do about it?

Cry some more? Cry some more in a thread I started? Send me more private messages? Start a thread about me?

Here we see why these types of boards need a strong moderator. There will always be a handful who were pushed around as kids, never learned how to act in public due to breeding and once behind a computor screen try to take out their misery on others. Blake being the best example of that. I have raised a son and three daughters, wasn't really looking to raise anymore kids but it's real obvious this one needs guidance and somebody to steer him in the right direction. I ask that all of you bare with me on this, it will take some time.

Your patient Boardkeeper:hat

Avante
06-27-2013, 02:40 PM
That looks like a 280 pound fatass who thinks he's Superman.

I think that might actually be Avante!

It's a bird! It's a plane!

Go fuck yourself, QuasiMod.

Here we have a different situation, an obviously talented poster loking for some approval from his peers. Unlike the Blake situation this one with be interesting.

ChumpDumper
06-27-2013, 02:44 PM
Of all the things to pretend to be on the internets, SpursTalk moderator has to be the most pathetic.

Blake
06-27-2013, 02:44 PM
Here we see why these types of boards need a strong moderator. There will always be a handful who were pushed around as kids, never learned how to act in public due to breeding and once behind a computor screen try to take out their misery on others. Blake being the best example of that. I have raised a son and three daughters, wasn't really looking to raise anymore kids but it's real obvious this one needs guidance and somebody to steer him in the right direction. I ask that all of you bare with me on this, it will take some time.

Your patient Boardkeeper:hat

poor kids.

Avante
06-27-2013, 02:52 PM
poor kids.

As we all can see this will take some time. Way too much damage done.

ChumpDumper
06-27-2013, 03:06 PM
All talk, no modding.

JMarkJohns
06-27-2013, 03:22 PM
Here we have a different situation, an obviously talented poster loking for some approval from his peers. Unlike the Blake situation this one with be interesting.

Save the sweet nothing's, QuasiMod!

Compliments from a shit poster are merely shitty compliments.

I couldn't care less what others said. If I was the last poster to give you the proverbial double-handed, middle finger salute through my posts, I'd type until my fingers bleed.

I'd still be more valued then the *take dump on keyboard/press send* quality of posts you bring.

Now, unkindly go shimmy that fat ass of yours on jackhammer and click "on"...

Avante
06-27-2013, 03:28 PM
Save the sweet nothing's, QuasiMod!

Compliments from a shit poster are merely shitty compliments.

I couldn't care less what others said. If I was the last poster to give you the proverbial double-handed, middle finger salute through my posts, I'd type until my fingers bleed.

I'd still be more valued then the *take dump on keyboard/press send* quality of posts you bring.

Now, unkindly go shimmy that fat ass of yours on jackhammer and click "on"...

I need to find a job for you. You're emotional, tenacious, creative, and despite your diminutive size a go getter.

Your favorite Boardkepper:hat

JMarkJohns
06-27-2013, 03:31 PM
Boredkeeper, aka Timvp

Blake
06-27-2013, 03:32 PM
I need to find a job for you. You're emotional, tenacious, creative, and despite your diminutive size a go getter.

Your favorite Boardkepper:hat

Is this how you talked to your kids?

Poor, poor kids. Poor Mason.

JMarkJohns
06-27-2013, 03:34 PM
Is this how you talked to your kids?

Poor, poor kids. Poor Mason.

Didn't need to worry about emotional abuse of rearing what with the physical abuse of starvation on account of Avante's shit picks being per par as is shit posts and costing thems there eating money.

Avante
06-27-2013, 03:50 PM
Is this how you talked to your kids?

Poor, poor kids. Poor Mason.

I always tried to lead by example, not too much into talking about how to do something as I was showing them.

ChumpDumper
06-27-2013, 03:52 PM
I always tried to lead by example, not too much into talking about how to do something as I was showing them.So your kids are fat, lying welshers.

Avante
06-27-2013, 03:53 PM
Didn't need to worry about emotional abuse of rearing what with the physical abuse of starvation on account of Avante's shit picks being per par as is shit posts and costing thems there eating money.

Now we can add a great memory to his resume. There has to be something for this guy to do.

Concerned Boardkeeper:hat

ChumpDumper
06-27-2013, 03:59 PM
Sorry, Avante -- you researched the history of every poster you thought wronged you. You are very concerned about being up in their shit.

But you can't mod anything....:(

Blake
06-27-2013, 04:19 PM
Didn't need to worry about emotional abuse of rearing what with the physical abuse of starvation on account of Avante's shit picks being per par as is shit posts and costing thems there eating money.

http://www.trumanlibrary.org/photographs/61-102.jpg

"daddeh, where is the food you went to the store for? Can we eat that almanac? What does 70% mean?"

JMarkJohns
06-27-2013, 04:33 PM
Please, sir, can I have some... Or, can I have really any of that excessive quantity of food you're eating that makes you a fat-assed 280 at a mere average stature?

"Avante *chewing sounds* wants *stuffs food in mouth* more!"

Fatassed QuasiMod

TeyshaBlue
06-27-2013, 04:35 PM
Wow..SBM better get here quick!

JMarkJohns
06-27-2013, 04:41 PM
SBM is too busy licking clean aforementioned jackhammer Avante used to find content for future thread ideas!

"Mmmmm Assvante Pops!"
- SBM

ChumpDumper
06-27-2013, 04:52 PM
Wow..SBM better get here quick!Must be some bugs with the new Toadyphone system.

TeyshaBlue
06-27-2013, 04:56 PM
:lol:lol:lol

Avante
06-27-2013, 05:07 PM
All I had to do was mention creativity and look at what we find. Like I mentioned earlier if we can turn the negavity into a positive the sky is the limit here. We've been wasting the talent here for way too long, it's time to unleash.



Very pleased Boardkeeper:hat

TeyshaBlue
06-27-2013, 05:09 PM
lol failtroll

Avante
06-27-2013, 05:13 PM
lol failtroll

While the others are giving us a glimpse of what can be you appear stagnant a bit perplexed. Anything I can do to kind of walk you through this? You don't have to go this alone.

TeyshaBlue
06-27-2013, 05:15 PM
lol scholar

Avante
06-27-2013, 05:17 PM
lol scholar

I really don't like to brag too much about that. Really not to cool to blow your own horn.

Your Boardkeeper:hat

TeyshaBlue
06-27-2013, 05:22 PM
Good. Because you can't really brag about what you aren't. lol lists.

But, you're performing exactly like I expect. You're practically programmable.

Avante
06-27-2013, 05:24 PM
Good. Because you can't really brag about what you aren't. lol lists.

But, you're performing exactly like I expect. You're practically programmable.

I'm here for you like I said I would be. Obviously you are lonely and need a friend.

Compassionate Boardkeeper:hat

johnsmith
06-27-2013, 05:35 PM
I'm here for you like I said I would be. Obviously you are lonely and need a friend.

Compassionate Boardkeeper:hat

As the new mod, will you ignore all users that hurt your feelings and had you at a loss for words the way I did? You thin skinned pussy.

Blake
06-27-2013, 05:36 PM
I'm here for you like I said I would be. Obviously you are lonely and need a friend.

Compassionate Boardkeeper:hat

Your kids are lonely and need some bread.

TeyshaBlue
06-27-2013, 05:36 PM
Now this is just getting boring.

Blake
06-27-2013, 05:38 PM
Just waiting for a meltdown from Avante or the semen shieldophant.

Avante
06-27-2013, 05:39 PM
Your kids are lonely and need some bread.

Well Kimberly and Angelena are married and live in Oregon, Leslie and her husband live in Exeter and my son Mason is at work. Don't think so.

Avante
06-27-2013, 05:41 PM
Now this is just getting boring.

And I've been hoping you'd elevate your game. I know you can do this.

Concerned Boardkeepe:hat

TeyshaBlue
06-27-2013, 05:42 PM
Like I said. You're completely programmable.
:lmao

Blake
06-27-2013, 05:42 PM
Well Kimberly and Angelena are married and live in Oregon, Leslie and her husband live in Exeter and my son Mason is at work. Don't think so.

Ah, so the kids got away from you as fast as possible.

Can't say I blame em.

Avante
06-27-2013, 05:43 PM
Just waiting for a meltdown from Avante or the semen shieldophant.

When I come across a problerm poster my rule is to let them do their thing. They will eventually tire of the silliness and realize the joke is on them, it just takes time something I have pllenty of.

johnsmith
06-27-2013, 05:45 PM
When I come across a problerm poster my rule is to let them do their thing. They will eventually tire of the silliness and realize the joke is on them, it just takes time something I have pllenty of.

Lol...oh sweet irony.

Avante
06-27-2013, 05:46 PM
Ah, so the kids got away from you as fast as possible.

Can't say I blame em.

I wish it had been like that, sure would have saved me some money. I had to actually make them offers they couldn't refuse to get them gone.

ChumpDumper
06-27-2013, 05:46 PM
When I come across a problerm poster my rule is to let them do their thing. They will eventually tire of the silliness and realize the joke is on them, it just takes time something I have pllenty of.As long as you keep posting almanac lists, I will call them almanac lists.

As long as you are a fat, short, welshing liar, I will call you a fat, short welshing liar.

Rogue
06-27-2013, 07:29 PM
if someone gets caught lying about his ethnicity or age, as our new moderator how are you gonna punish those people who've practiced dishonesty?

Avante
06-27-2013, 07:43 PM
if someone gets caught lying about his ethnicity or age, as our new moderator how are you gonna punish those people who've practiced dishonesty?

I look at that sort thing a little differently. I know most see this messageboard thing as a form of escapism entertainment. Not to be taken too seriously, more a fart and giggle atmosphere. Some a chance to be who they wish they were. Obviously nobody is talking person to person like they do here. Which makes it real easy to tell who the bullied were. Now they can fight back in hiding.

I'm lax on reality, not too concerned with who is really, well..anything. I won't allow multi's as I mentioned but if you've always dreamed of being a 6-6 giant Mandingo warrior with a cock so long you keep it tied in a knot so you don't step on it.....cool with me.

The Peoples Boardkeeper:hat

silverblk mystix
06-27-2013, 08:00 PM
Sheeple still getting trolled...yawn.

Avante
06-27-2013, 08:09 PM
Sheeple still getting trolled...yawn.

I think the word ..indocturnated..would be a better fit. There will always be a feeling out process anytime a new skipper comes on board. What are his boundaries, what will be tolerated and what won't. That's where we're at right now in the embryotic stages of the new regime.

By the way trolling will be allowed it does serve a purpose.

Your hot in California Boardkeeper:hat

silverblk mystix
06-27-2013, 08:20 PM
I think the word ..indocturnated..would be a better fit. There will always be a feeling out process anytime a new skipper comes on board. What are his boundaries, what will be tolerated and what won't. That's where we're at right now in the embryotic stages of the new regime.

By the way trolling will be allowed it does serve a purpose.

Your hot in California Boardkeeper:hat

Well, you certainly know how to keep them fart sniffing 24/7


:rollin:rollin:rollin

Avante
06-27-2013, 08:47 PM
Well, you certainly know how to keep them fart sniffing 24/7


:rollin:rollin:rollin


We've all been blessed with unique talents and abilities, I've always stood out in a crowd. Can't really explain it but that's how it's always been, I've learned to live with it.

CuckingFunt
06-27-2013, 09:02 PM
Sheeple still getting trolled...yawn.

Yeah.

'Cause we all think Avante is really a new moderator.

silverblk mystix
06-27-2013, 09:04 PM
Yeah.

'Cause we all think Avante is really a new moderator.

Because, you are fart-sniffing and so is the rest of your e-gang...lmao...

hehateme
06-27-2013, 09:07 PM
Because, you are fart-sniffing and so is the rest of your e-gang...lmao...

That's it SBM, cup those balls and rub that shaft. Call him Bubba and reminisce of the times when the shower gang ran that train on you.

Avante
06-27-2013, 09:08 PM
Yeah.

'Cause we all think Avante is really a new moderator.

I can understand the skepticism, since no formal announcement has been made, I'm guessing around the first of the month. I will waste no time in implementing my new plans for growth and improvement. I would appreciate your support.

Your jolly Boardkeeper:hat

silverblk mystix
06-27-2013, 09:09 PM
I have gay fantasies!

Avante
06-27-2013, 09:11 PM
That's it SBM, cup those balls and rub that shaft. Call him Bubba and reminisce of the times when the shower gang ran that train on you.

Imagination and fantasy do have a place here. Just don't make it all you do..ok?

hehateme
06-27-2013, 09:19 PM
I do love trolling you SBM. All it takes is one simple shot at your manhood to know you are insecure enough to try and change a quote about your fantasies :lol

CuckingFunt
06-27-2013, 09:22 PM
I can understand the skepticism, since no formal announcement has been made, I'm guessing around the first of the month. I will waste no time in implementing my new plans for growth and improvement. I would appreciate your support.

Your jolly Boardkeeper:hat

There's been no announcement because you're not a moderator.

Rogue
06-27-2013, 09:27 PM
Avente can really be a good poster if he starts to behave honestly and truthfully, and I believe that taking the job of moderator will make him do just that. Cully is an internet legend that only comes once or twice in a generation, and I don't see much difference (in terms of talent) between him and Avante, not to say Avante has even a higher ceiling since he's still rather young probably (at least not as old as he once acted to be)

silverblk mystix
06-27-2013, 09:32 PM
I do love fantasizing about gay shit!

Avante
06-27-2013, 09:48 PM
There's been no announcement because you're not a moderator.

Time will tell won't it?

I'll allow this I think it's appropriate.

Los0g9Et7Ow

Avante
06-27-2013, 09:50 PM
Avente can really be a good poster if he starts to behave honestly and truthfully, and I believe that taking the job of moderator will make him do just that. Cully is an internet legend that only comes once or twice in a generation, and I don't see much difference (in terms of talent) between him and Avante, not to say Avante has even a higher ceiling since he's still rather young probably (at least not as old as he once acted to be)

Internet legend.....now how cool is that?

Blake
06-27-2013, 11:02 PM
I think the word ..indocturnated..would be a better fit.

You're an idoit

CuckingFunt
06-27-2013, 11:07 PM
Internet legend.....now how cool is that?

Zero. It's zero cool.

Avante
06-28-2013, 12:24 AM
You're an idoit

Nobody should be this unhappy all the time. How long has this been going on Blake? Ever thought about a change in diet?

Avante
06-28-2013, 12:26 AM
Zero. It's zero cool.

A little more negative today than usual, are you ok?

Concerned Boardkeeper:hat

ChumpDumper
06-28-2013, 03:01 AM
Yeah.

'Cause we all think Avante is really a new moderator.SBM sure did. Even if Avante isn't the new moderator, SBM is his new toady.

mouse
06-28-2013, 08:15 AM
Now that we finally have a moderator can we redo the colors scheme?

or bring back that Diner restaurant painting you had on top.............


http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/6739/mainpicclubv2copybb8.jpg


just this time add at least 25 other posters / Clubbers to the banner.

Blake
06-28-2013, 08:21 AM
Nobody should be this unhappy all the time. How long has this been going on Blake? Ever thought about a change in diet?

I'm happy. It's you that it is the miserable fat ol fuck here.

mouse
06-28-2013, 08:23 AM
I'm happy. It's you that it is the miserable fat ol fuck here.


http://forums.watchuseek.com/attachments/f2/655758d1332090779-imo-snobiest-ones-who-thinks-they-simpson-pics-didnt-happen.jpg

Avante
06-28-2013, 08:32 AM
I'm happy. It's you that it is the miserable fat ol fuck here.

Actually Blake I'm about as happy as a man can be. It does appear from your constant display of aggression towards everyone, that can't be said about you. Now is there something we can do to bring you into the community as a productive member, as of right now you're a cancer. If there is anything I can do to help just let me know, ok? Would rather see if we can't work something out for you as opposed to having to shit can your little ass.

Yout happy Boardkeeper:hat

Avante
06-28-2013, 08:35 AM
Now that we finally have a moderator can we redo the colors scheme?

or bring back that Diner restaurant painting you had on top.............


http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/6739/mainpicclubv2copybb8.jpg


just this time add at least 25 other posters / Clubbers to the banner.

We can vote on that, whatever the majority want, they get.

ChumpDumper
06-28-2013, 10:56 AM
Why are you lying about being a moderator?

Blake
06-28-2013, 11:41 AM
Actually Blake I'm about as happy as a man can be. It does appear from your constant display of aggression towards everyone, that can't be said about you. Now is there something we can do to bring you into the community as a productive member, as of right now you're a cancer. If there is anything I can do to help just let me know, ok? Would rather see if we can't work something out for you as opposed to having to shit can your little ass.

Yout happy Boardkeeper:hat

You're incredibly miserable and aggressive and I can prove it.

Avante
06-28-2013, 03:44 PM
You're incredibly miserable and aggressive and I can prove it.

How about group therapy?

Your concerned Boardkeeper:hat

johnsmith
06-28-2013, 03:48 PM
I still find it hilarious that when I used Avante's schtick back to him, he had me on ignore within two hours.

I think we can all learn from that.

JMarkJohns
06-28-2013, 03:48 PM
We can vote on that, whatever the majority want, they get.

Bullshit. Otherwise you'd be banned already.

Link: Go fuck your unwanted self (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=206307&p=6225900&viewfull=1#post6225900)

johnsmith
06-28-2013, 03:52 PM
I'm telling you guys, just be extremely obtuse, ignore everything he says but still quote him, and then make really stupid comments like "zoooommmm", and "you thought...HAHAHAHAHA", and "midget".

He'll have you on ignore by the end of the day and you'll never deal with him on this site again. It's blissful.

Avante
06-28-2013, 03:52 PM
Bullshit. Otherwise you'd be banned already.

Link: Go fuck your unwanted self (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=206307&p=6225900&viewfull=1#post6225900)

Love the emotion and commitment. Once we get you turned round and headed in the right direction I see you becoming a valued member of the community.

Always here for you Boardkeeper:hat

silverblk mystix
06-28-2013, 04:16 PM
Sheeple still sprung on avante - no surprise...

Work em Avante - they secretly love it lmao

Avante
06-28-2013, 04:30 PM
Sheeple still sprung on avante - no surprise...

Work em Avante - they secretly love it lmao

There is a misconception on all these types of boards, that being that people come here for some other reason than escapism entertainment. So you want to deliver the goods. Do what makes the biggest impact from an entertainmernt perspective. I learned that a long time ago on another board.

The place was called Track & Field Media (now defunct) there they had a board similiar to this one it was....The Bleachers. There was a poster there who went by...CARLOS..yep, in caps. It was ...that damn CARLOS...CARLOS you're a prick/punk/asshole etc etc. The guy was knocking out 12-20 page threads. His threads were always at the top of the page. While everyone else were lucky to get a 3 pager going. I watched how he did it, the guy was a master. He knew human nature and worked the hell out of it

Well, one day he just stopped posting, then after three/four days...."where's CARLOS"....after a week...."sure miss CARLOS"...after a couple weeks..."my favorite CARLOS threads"...hahaha! He gave people a place to kick around, act goofy, fight, punch, gouge.....and they missed it and him. What he did was make it to where you're best time spent on the board was dealing with him. He knew how to light a fire and keep it blazin'.

silverblk mystix
06-28-2013, 04:33 PM
There is a misconception on all these types of boards, that being that people come here for some other reason than escapism entertainment. So you want to deliver the goods. Do what makes the biggest impact from an entertainmernt perspective. I learned that a long time ago on another board.

The place was called Track & Field Media (now defunct) there they had a board similiar to this one it was....In The Bleachers. There was a poster there who went by...CARLOS..yep, in caps. It was ...that damn CARLOS...CARLOS you're aprick/punk/asshole etc etc. The guy was knocking out 12-20 page threads. His threads were always at the top of the page. While everyone else were lucky to get a 3 pager going. I watched how he did it, the guy was a master. He knew human nature and worked the hell out of it

Well,one day he just stopped posting, then after three/four days...."where's CARLOS"....after a week...."sure miss CARLOS"...after a couple weeks..."my favorite CARLOS threads"...hahaha! He gave people a place to kick around, act goofy, fight, punch, gouge.....and they missed it and hiim.


:lol


You mean, like when you were gone for a few days and the sheeple didn't know wtf to do and were hanging around here blowing snot bubbles and whining - "where's avante?" sniff-sniff


:lmao

Blake
06-28-2013, 04:35 PM
How about group therapy?

if it'll help you be less miserable, sure, go for it

Blake
06-28-2013, 04:35 PM
:lol


You mean, like when you were gone for a few days and the sheeple didn't know wtf to do and were hanging around here blowing snot bubbles and whining - "where's avante?" sniff-sniff


:lmao

That's a lie

Blake
06-28-2013, 04:37 PM
Love the emotion and commitment. Once we get you turned round and headed in the right direction I see you becoming a valued member of the community.

Always here for you Boardkeeper:hat

Hey, you remember that time last week when you sent me a pm filled with f-bombs?

Yeah, me too. Good times. :tu

Avante
06-28-2013, 04:40 PM
:lol


You mean, like when you were gone for a few days and the sheeple didn't know wtf to do and were hanging around here blowing snot bubbles and whining - "where's avante?" sniff-sniff



:lmao

The bottom line is have fun and relax, nobody "really" cares about your favorite anything or most the time your opinion, what they "really" want to do is what we see here. Sure they will play the game acting a if that isn't the case when it's so damn obvious that yes it really is. I know this and I work it, you see.....I was CARLOS.

Avante
06-28-2013, 04:50 PM
Hey, you remember that time last week when you sent me a pm filled with f-bombs?

Yeah, me too. Good times. :tu

I'm still trying to figure out the best way to deal with your problems around mature adults. I'll figure out something.

Your patient Boardkeeper:hat

Blake
06-28-2013, 05:11 PM
I'm still trying to figure out the best way to deal with your problems around mature adults. I'll figure out something.

Your patient Boardkeeper:hat

One way to stop worrying about me is not pm me with f-bombs.

Or respond to me at all like that time you put me on ignore.

Avante
06-28-2013, 05:18 PM
One way to stop worrying about me is not pm me with f-bombs.

Or respond to me at all like that time you put me on ignore.

So it would makes things better for you here and enhance your enjoyment if I ignored you? So if that's the case then why spend most your time here talking to me?

Your puzzled Boardkeeper:hat

Blake
06-28-2013, 05:21 PM
So it would makes things better for you here and enhance your enjoyment if I ignored you? So if that's the case then why spend most your time here talking to me?

Your puzzled Boardkeeper:hat

I don't give a shit what you do, idoit. I was only giving you suggestions that might help you curb your volatile anger towards me.

Avante
06-28-2013, 05:31 PM
I don't give a shit what you do, idoit. I was only giving you suggestions that might help you curb your volatile anger towards me.

So if you don't care what I do then why are you always in my threads? How about we start there in our attempt to put you on a higher level. I know you aren't as immature and simple as you pretend to be. So why not post in threads more on your level?

silverblk mystix
06-28-2013, 05:41 PM
So if you don't care what I do then why are you always in my threads? How about we start there in our attempt to put you on a higher level. I know you aren't as immature and simple as you pretend to be. So why not post in threads more on your level?

He could post more coming out as a- CUCK threads...that one delivered bigtime!


:rollin:rollin:rollin

Avante
06-28-2013, 05:47 PM
He could post more coming out as a- CUCK threads...that one delivered bigtime!


:rollin:rollin:rollin

Have patience with the boy bro, he's obviously reaching out to me and you.

Compassionate Boardkeeper:hat

ChumpDumper
06-28-2013, 06:00 PM
SBM in full toady mode.

Blake
06-28-2013, 06:12 PM
So if you don't care what I do then why are you always in my threads? How about we start there in our attempt to put you on a higher level. I know you aren't as immature and simple as you pretend to be. So why not post in threads more on your level?

I don't need to care what you do to post in a thread you start, dumbass.

Blake
06-28-2013, 06:13 PM
He could post more coming out as a- CUCK threads...that one delivered bigtime!


:rollin:rollin:rollin

Why do you pretend to be enlightened when you couldn't be further from it?

Lies and labels.

silverblk mystix
06-28-2013, 06:21 PM
Why do you pretend to be enlightened when you couldn't be further from it?

Lies and labels.


I don't have any idea whatsoever what enlightenment means, sorry.

Blake
06-28-2013, 07:00 PM
I don't have any idea whatsoever what enlightenment means, sorry.

We all know that, yet you keep trying to pretend like you do.

Why all the lies, liar?

silverblk mystix
06-28-2013, 07:02 PM
We all know that, yet you keep trying to pretend like you do.

Why all the lies, liar?

Yes, I pretend to do something I have absolutely no idea as to what it is....ok.

Blake
06-28-2013, 07:03 PM
Yes, I pretend to do something I have absolutely no idea as to what it is....ok.

Yeah, why?

CuckingFunt
06-28-2013, 07:06 PM
You mean, like when you were gone for a few days and the sheeple didn't know wtf to do and were hanging around here blowing snot bubbles and whining - "where's avante?" sniff-sniff

That didn't happen.

No one mourned during your temporary banning, either.

silverblk mystix
06-28-2013, 07:10 PM
That didn't happen.


Oh - it happened....lol

No one mourned during your temporary banning, either.


Oh, there was mourning and there was calamity and there were tears and there were bedlam and there was all kinds of e-gang fuckery ...it was quite a sight!

TeyshaBlue
06-28-2013, 07:15 PM
lol delusional sycophant

silverblk mystix
06-28-2013, 07:22 PM
lol delusional sycophant

lol sucking up to the egang

Blake
06-28-2013, 07:38 PM
lol sucking up to the egang

lol delusions of an e-gang

johnsmith
06-28-2013, 07:43 PM
lol sucking up to the egang

You realize right that in your crusade against "e-gangs" you yourself actually created an "e-gang"?

Not only did you create one, but you seem to be thriving in said gang. It's blatantly obvious that Avante is the leader of this gang and you seem to be "e-blowing" him on a fairly regular basis too. Everything you've supposedly stood against, you are now an active participant....why is that?

Fuck, your "e-gang" is like a boy band....the old one, Avante....the black one, trill....the dumb one that is likely gay but no one knows for sure but 15 years down the road he comes leaping out of the closet, SA210....and you, the chubby one that ends up hosting shows like Americas Best Cheeseburger.

Seriously, why are you so on board with something you rallied against and held a year long grudge over?

johnsmith
06-28-2013, 07:44 PM
I'm not even trying to be rude, I'm just trying to understand it.

silverblk mystix
06-28-2013, 07:47 PM
You realize right that in your crusade against "e-gangs" you yourself actually created an "e-gang"?

Not only did you create one, but you seem to be thriving in said gang. It's blatantly obvious that Avante is the leader of this gang and you seem to be "e-blowing" him on a fairly regular basis too. Everything you've supposedly stood against, you are now an active participant....why is that?

Fuck, your "e-gang" is like a boy band....the old one, Avante....the black one, trill....the dumb one that is likely gay but no one knows for sure but 15 years down the road he comes leaping out of the closet, SA210....and you, the chubby one that ends up hosting shows like Americas Best Cheeseburger.

Seriously, why are you so on board with something you rallied against and held a year long grudge over?


You are seriously misinformed. Get over it.

johnsmith
06-28-2013, 07:48 PM
You are seriously misinformed. Get over it.

No, I've watched and observed over the past several months and I'm pretty sure I'm spot on.

silverblk mystix
06-28-2013, 07:52 PM
No, I've watched and observed over the past several months and I'm pretty sure I'm spot on.

Quite simply - I am just giving you and your e-butt-buddies a taste of their own medicine.

Just giving you back the shit you so love to dish out.

Pretty fair IMO.

johnsmith
06-28-2013, 07:53 PM
You are seriously misinformed. Get over it.

Actually, if that's the case, and I'm indeed "misinformed", which doesn't make sense because no one informed me of any of this, but explain how I'm wrong.....explain that you aren't indeed running to avantes aid all the time and constantly reassuring him that he's doing a "good job".

Explain how you and the gay member of the band don't constantly pile on the Blake cuck jokes and actually took a cue from one another and started the always witty, "change the quote" gag...

Go ahead. I'm genuinely curious as to the way you view your time here on spurstalk.com.

silverblk mystix
06-28-2013, 07:54 PM
Actually, if that's the case, and I'm indeed "misinformed", which doesn't make sense because no one informed me of any of this, but explain how I'm wrong.....explain that you aren't indeed running to avantes aid all the time and constantly reassuring him that he's doing a "good job".

Explain how you and the gay member of the band don't constantly pile on the Blake cuck jokes and actually took a cue from one another and started the always witty, "change the quote" gag...

Go ahead. I'm genuinely curious as to the way you view your time here on spurstalk.com.

Answered above.

johnsmith
06-28-2013, 07:55 PM
Quite simply - I am just giving you and your e-butt-buddies a taste of their own medicine.

Just giving you back the shit you so love to dish out.

Pretty fair IMO.

But the thing is, none of the people you professed to being buddies, ever liked each other. In fact, prior to you, most of the members you have the biggest problems with, argued constantly and made fun of one another all the time. The only thing in common these people have, is they think you're a clown...which doesn't help your argument when you say you don't hold e grudges.

You should change your user name and start over....maybe this time people will like you. Just a thought.

johnsmith
06-28-2013, 07:57 PM
Anyway, that's my two cents....I'm off to enjoy my Friday night and not post about cucks, old people, or anything else for that matter.

Peace be with you.

silverblk mystix
06-28-2013, 08:02 PM
But the thing is, none of the people you professed to being buddies, ever liked each other. In fact, prior to you, most of the members you have the biggest problems with, argued constantly and made fun of one another all the time. The only thing in common these people have, is they think you're a clown...which doesn't help your argument when you say you don't hold e grudges.


Disagree completely with that. For years - this little group has run together - take it any way you want.

You should change your user name and start over....maybe this time people will like you. Just a thought.


Thanks. If I had any interest in being liked to become just like the little e-bullies - I would have befriended them the first 100 times they tried to bully other posters. I would have done what Teysha guy is currently doing - running around attacking me unprovoked to try to earn "points"

No thanks. I prefer to be a thorn in your side and I respect Avante because he is just a regular guy who is just being a "dude"

You don't see Avante joining a little "hate parade" against anyone and everyone because his life is shitty. As superior as you guys think you are to him - he is - at the root - devoid of any asshole behavior.

TeyshaBlue
06-28-2013, 08:35 PM
lol sucking up to the egang

I dont run in gangs, jr. Stop projecting your habits on others.

TeyshaBlue
06-28-2013, 08:38 PM
Thanks. If I had any interest in being liked to become just like the little e-bullies - I would have befriended them the first 100 times they tried to bully other posters. I would have done what Teysha guy is currently doing - running around attacking me unprovoked to try to earn "points"

No thanks. I prefer to be a thorn in your side and I respect Avante because he is just a regular guy who is just being a "dude"

You don't see Avante joining a little "hate parade" against anyone and everyone because his life is shitty. As superior as you guys think you are to him - he is - at the root - devoid of any asshole behavior.

Were you to post somethong worthwhile, we would likely get along just fine.
Ive dusted it up with Blake and chump and others in this imaginary :cry e gang :cry. Big fuckin deal.

CuckingFunt
06-28-2013, 08:40 PM
Disagree completely with that. For years - this little group has run together - take it any way you want.
There has been no group running together, though. There are people who have independently identified Avante as a tool and you as his doting lapdog, but there were no behind-the-scenes meetings in which posters have decided to label you as such.

And I'm sure I and everyone else will continue to take this as the figment of your butthurt delusions, because that's so very clearly what it is.


Thanks. If I had any interest in being liked to become just like the little e-bullies - I would have befriended them the first 100 times they tried to bully other posters. I would have done what Teysha guy is currently doing - running around attacking me unprovoked to try to earn "points"
You could have befriended a group that was bullying people and attacking you unprovoked?


No thanks. I prefer to be a thorn in your side and I respect Avante because he is just a regular guy who is just being a "dude"
The slurp.


You don't see Avante joining a little "hate parade" against anyone and everyone because his life is shitty. As superior as you guys think you are to him - he is - at the root - devoid of any asshole behavior.

And the swallow.

silverblk mystix
06-28-2013, 09:03 PM
There has been no group running together, though. There are people who have independently identified Avante as a tool and you as his doting lapdog, but there were no behind-the-scenes meetings in which posters have decided to label you as such.

And I'm sure I and everyone else will continue to take this as the figment of your butthurt delusions, because that's so very clearly what it is.


You could have befriended a group that was bullying people and attacking you unprovoked?


The slurp.



And the swallow.


lol


not everyone can be an expert like you at the slurp & swallow

nice try

Blake
06-28-2013, 09:08 PM
I dont run in gangs, jr. Stop projecting your habits on others.

But I ordered jackets for everyone

CuckingFunt
06-28-2013, 09:15 PM
lol


not everyone can be an expert like you at the slurp & swallow

But you sure are trying your darnedest.

silverblk mystix
06-28-2013, 09:16 PM
But you sure are trying your darnedest.


Don't be jealous sweetie.

Avante
06-28-2013, 09:21 PM
Your all knowing Boardkeeper:hat

Blake
06-28-2013, 09:25 PM
Don't be jealous sweetie.

self pwnage is always funny

Avante
06-28-2013, 09:33 PM
As we all can see Blake suffers from some degree of depression. It would be cool if we all stood by a fellow Clubber in his time of need.

Keeping it real Boardkeeper:hat

Clipper Nation
06-28-2013, 10:41 PM
Your cocksucking Boardfaggot:hat

fify

CubanMustGo
06-28-2013, 10:54 PM
SBM apparently would have you believe the "e-gang" consists of everyone but the Fucktard Four.

Blake
06-28-2013, 10:55 PM
As we all can see Blake suffers from some degree of depression. It would be cool if we all stood by a fellow Clubber in his time of need.

Keeping it real Boardkeeper:hat

Naw this bit doesn't work. I can still see your miserable anger.

Avante
06-28-2013, 11:06 PM
Naw this bit doesn't work. I can still see your miserable anger.

Replace...misearable anger...with...compassion towards those obviously suffering from some level of depression...and you got it. How long has this been going on Blake? At what age were you when you started to notice you were different from the other children? I'm sure you've noticed now that you've reached pubery that things come hard for you. Well I'm here for ya Blake, anything I can do to help, just let me know.

A loving Boardkeeper:hat

Blake
06-28-2013, 11:09 PM
I'm here for ya Blake, anything I can do to help, just let me know.

Nope. The anger is still obvious.

Maybe I need to post that private message here to prove it.

Avante
06-29-2013, 01:22 AM
Nope. The anger is still obvious.

Maybe I need to post that private message here to prove it.

You seem to relish having people mad/pissed off at you, is there a word for that? Your goal here is to see how many you can upset, what is with that Blake? You always deal in the negative and never the positive, why is that? You really do need help Blake and we all see it. I knew you had no class but to go on and on and on over a "private" message is showing everyone what kind of low life you really are. Talk about total/complete lacking in class, there it is. Hope nobody ever tells you a secret, no loyalty at all.

Go ahead post what I told you get it out of your system. It's no different than what we see here.

Your classy Boardkeeper:hat

silverblk mystix
06-29-2013, 04:20 AM
You seem to relish having people mad/pissed off at you, is there a word for that? Your goal here is to see how many you can upset, what is with that Blake? You always deal in the negative and never the positive, why is that? You really do need help Blake and we all see it. I knew you had no class but to go on and on and on over a "private" message is showing everyone what kind of low life you really are. Talk about total/complete lacking in class, there it is. Hope nobody ever tells you a secret, no loyalty at all.

Go ahead post what I told you get it out of your system. It's no different than what we see here.

Your classy Boardkeeper:hat

I think - in the name of compassion - there needs to be a little bit of ....patience with Blake.

If any of us had seen - before our eyes -

our beloved's orifices getting smashed beyond recognition - while she screamed in pleasure....


it would be pretty traumatic. Just giving you my two cents - because I want to help the sick bastard.

You are welcumm.

Avante
06-29-2013, 04:28 AM
I think - in the name of compassion - there needs to be a little bit of ....patience with Blake.

If any of us had seen - before our eyes -

our beloved's orifices getting smashed beyond recognition - while she screamed in pleasure....


it would be pretty traumatic. Just giving you my two cents - because I want to help the sick bastard.

You are welcumm.

I'm a bit wishy washing when it comes to Blake, obviously the boy has some problems getting a long with others. I can't help but think.... breeding. So I go back and forth between pity for the poor little guy and wishing he'd just go away. I would like to help him grow up and yank his head out of his ass but when you go to help him he snaps at you. I don't think we can rule out some sort of mental problems either, what...bipolar...stupid?

Doing what's right Boardkeeper:hat

ChumpDumper
06-29-2013, 04:34 AM
Yeah, you guys can't try to play it cool while melting down. It doesn't work.

If you disagree, Avante -- mod this post and change it to whatever you want it to say.

hehateme
06-29-2013, 12:45 PM
At least someone noticed my slurp and swallow method, thanks CF