Speaking of pro rasslin'.....

[Avante]

..the ultimate two ring 40 man ...Battle Royal. As all you rasslin' fans know the winner of ring 1 vs the winner of ring 2. So who ends up in the final match for....CHAMPION of the BATTLE ROYAL.

Ring 1

The Ultimate Warrior
Edge
Lex Luger
The Roadwarriors
C.M Punk
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
Nikita Koloff
Chris Benoit
John Cena
Batista
Randy Orton
Triple H
Sid Vicious
Tully Blanchard
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair
Jerry "The King" Lawler
The Undertaker
"Ravishing" Rick Rude
Brusier Brody

Ring 2

Kerry "Texas Tornado" Von Erich
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Bokker T
Ronnie Garvin
"Stonecold" Steve Austin
Mark Henry
Goldberg
Curt "Mr. Perfect" Hennig
Andre the Giant
Hulk Hogan
Brett The Hitman" Hart
Big John Studd
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorf
Kevin Nash
Brock Lesnar
Shawn Michaels
The Rock
King Kong Bundy
"Superstar" Billy Graham
Dusty Rhodes

I didn't go way back in the day with Bruno and Lou Thesz, Freddie Blassie, Killer Kowalski...etc, I can if anyone wants to see it.

[DJR210]

Chris Benoit will kill them all tbh.

[Avante]

Chris Benoit will kill them all tbh.

So who you got?

[DJR210]

So who you got?

Psicosis

[Avante]

Psicosis

Psicosis wouldn't make a zit on any of those mentioned ass.

[The Reckoning]

Stone Cold is the champ of Royal Rumble. ill take that boy from Edna any day.

[Avante]

Stone Cold is the champ of Royal Rumble. ill take that boy from Edna any day.

But before "Sonecold" we had.....

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[DJR210]

But before "Sonecold" we had.....


....You also had....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z6kw7xhbXE

[Avante]

....You also had....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z6kw7xhbXE

Taz, Tommy Dreamer and Sabu are the ones I think about when it comes to the ECW. Who else?

[DJR210]

Taz, Tommy Dreamer and Sabu are the ones I think about when it comes to the ECW. Who else?

Gotta start with Shane Douglas, Pitbulls, Public Enemy, Mike Awesome

As it evolved you get Raven, Sandman, Tommy Dreamer, Taz, Dudleys, RVD, Sabu, New Jack, Balls Mahoney, Justin Credible, Lance Storm, Terry Funk

After all the talent was raided they pushed Tajiri, Rhyno, Mike Awesome again, Jerry Lynn

[Avante]

Gotta start with Shane Douglas, Pitbulls, Public Enemy, Mike Awesome

As it evolved you get Raven, Sandman, Tommy Dreamer, Taz, Dudleys, RVD, Sabu, New Jack, Balls Mahoney, Justin Credible, Lance Storm, Terry Funk

After all the talent was raided they pushed Tajiri, Rhyno, Mike Awesome again, Jerry Lynn

That's right, I remember most of them now.

Was it New Jack who actually took a knife (for reals) in the ring and started stabbing a guy in some small time federation?

[DJR210]

That's right, I remember most of them now.

Was it New Jack who actually took a knife (for reals) in the ring and started stabbing a guy in some small time federation?

It wasn't real. But yeah, the kid he faced lied about his age on some documents and was underage. New Jack brought out a knife unexpectedly as a prop which is not legal in Florida under whatever athletic commision so he was banned from wrestling in Florida. He was too rough with that kid and he ended up making a big deal about getting his ass kicked by New Jack outside of the script.

[symple19]

This thread is irrelevant due to the fact that "pro rasslin" is staged/scripted

Why would anyone enjoy entertainment that is predetermined and includes sweaty, steroid-addled men in panties?

[ChumpDumper]

Almanac list.

[Avante]

It wasn't real. But yeah, the kid he faced lied about his age on some documents and was underage. New Jack brought out a knife unexpectedly as a prop which is not legal in Florida under whatever athletic commision so he was banned from wrestling in Florida. He was too rough with that kid and he ended up making a big deal about getting his ass kicked by New Jack outside of the script.

Hmmmm?

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[Avante]

This thread is irrelevant due to the fact that "pro rasslin" is staged/scripted

Why would anyone enjoy entertainment that is predetermined and includes sweaty, steroid-addled men in panties?

Well then what the fuck are you doing here?

[DJR210]

This thread is irrelevant due to the fact that "pro rasslin" is staged/scripted

Why would anyone enjoy entertainment that is predetermined and includes sweaty, steroid-addled men in panties?

Really? Noooooooo..... you mean to tell me it's...not real???

[symple19]

Well then what the fuck are you doing here?

Just asked a question. Can you answer it?

I suppose the answer would be... Whoever scripts a person to win?! Right?

Not like its a real athletic competition

[Avante]

Just asked a question. Can you answer it?

I suppose the answer would be... Whoever scripts a person to win?! Right?

Not like its a real athletic competition

Why does anyone go to a movie?

Totally wrong about it not be athletic. Some great athletes have been pro rasslers?

[Avante]

Really? Noooooooo..... you mean to tell me it's...not real???

WHAT????????????????....it's not real? You're bullshitting me....right?

[symple19]

I would understand if you started a thread about which team will win the Super Bowl

But, instead, you're asking about the winner in a sport which is completely and totally predetermined.

Why?

[DJR210]

I added you on Steam symple19, it's pending. I'm on Day Z now.

[symple19]

I added you on Steam symple19, it's pending. I'm on Day Z now.

Right on, dude

I'll add ya.

[Avante]

I would understand if you started a thread about which team will win the Super Bowl

But, instead, you're asking about the winner in a sport which is completely and totally predetermined.

Why?

How about answering my question about why people go to a movie that is also fake? And why ignore what I said about the athletes involved? You know how to carry on a conversation at all?

[symple19]

How about answering my question about why people go to a movie that is also fake? And why ignore what I said about the athletes involved? You know how to carry on a conversation at all?

Nope =(

[symple19]

Avante, you're a guy who appreciates real competition. Just curious why you enjoy "rasslin"?

[Avante]

Nope =(

Let me answer it for ya then.

Pro rasslin' is like a movie you go in playing along, you are there to escape real life. Yep, just entertainment, nothing more. You can't be..ah hell that ain't real....well no shit.

Now do I really need that long list of footballers, powerlifters, body builders and acrobats who have been in the biz.

[Avante]

Avante, you're a guy who appreciates real competition. Just curious why you enjoy "rasslin"?

That's not gonna work amigo, you want to talk to me then answer my questions. Don't come in here talking shit then when challenged total ignore things. Tell me why do people go to a movie? Answer the fucking question.

[symple19]

That's not gonna work amigo, you want to talk to me then answer my questions. Don't come in here talking shit then when challenged total ignore things. Tell me why do people go to a movie? Answer the fucking question.

Why should I answer a question you already know the answer to?

[symple19]

btw, I don't need to escape real life by watching dudes in tights. How come you do?

[Avante]

Why should I answer a question you already know the answer to?

Humor me.

[symple19]

Humor me.

No =(

[Avante]

btw, I don't need to escape real life by watching dudes in tights. How come you do?

Why does anyone watch boxing or the MMA? How about beach volleyball or swimming? How about college wrestling?

[Avante]

No =(

translation

I made some stupid comments and Avante is now kicking my ass.

[symple19]

translation

I made some stupid comments and Avante is now kicking my ass.

Kicking my ass at what?

[Avante]

Kicking my ass at what?

Here's the deal slick, either answer my questions or I'm just gonna ignore your retarded little ass, got it? Not here to baby sit, ok?

[Avante]

The Legends 20 man Battle Royal

Lou Thesz
Edouard Carpentier'
The Sheik
Johnny Valentine
Cowboy Bob Ellis
Ray Stevens
The Destroyer
Antonio Rocca
Wilbur Snyder
Bruno Sammartino
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
Killer Kowalski
Dick the Brusier
Freddie Blassie
Crusher Lisowski
Bulldog Brower
Verne Gagne
Fritz Von Erich
Pat O' Conner
Mad Dog Vachon

[symple19]

Here's the deal slick, either answer my questions or I'm just gonna ignore your retarded little ass, got it? Not here to baby sit, ok?

But I need a large, cowardly, baby-sitter. You fit the bill.

[symple19]

I really like alcohol, though... Would you buy some for me? I'm too young to buy it myself

[Avante]

How many know nothings can there be in one place, wow~!

Does anyone out there ever read or pay attention to anything? This place seems to have a dumb magnet attached to it, because every dummy out there seems to end up here.

Damn, this is incredible.

[symple19]

How many know nothings can there be in one place, wow~!

Please buy me some alcohol. I'm even down for Thunderbird or Cisco. Really, anything will do

Maybe some 4-loco?!

[Avante]

Please buy me some alcohol. I'm even down for Thunderbird or Cisco. Really, anything will do

Maybe some 4-loco?!


I'm into numbers so just keep bumping me up slick, that's all you're good for.

Once we get pass...pussy, cock, suck, bitch....you guys ain't got shit.

[symple19]

I'm into numbers so just keep bumping me up slick, that's all you're good for.

Once we get pass...pussy, cock, suck, bitch....you guys ain't got shit.

I'm just a youngster who wants to absorb your book-smarts

Please help me out. You ask questions which are far over my head. Help me understand what a cowardly beta-male thinks. Help me become the internet legend that you have become.

I'm envious

[Avante]

I'm just a youngster who wants to absorb your book-smarts

Please help me out. You ask questions which are far over my head. Help me understand what a cowardly beta-male thinks. Help me become the internet legend that you have become.

I'm envious

Now that's more like it.

This is what you'll need... The Internet Legend Starter Kit....which consists of

high school football/track star
dance champion
12 big books on them blues
been to Hong Kong, Singapore, Bangkok and Bakersfield
6000 records/tapes/CD's
10,000 books
books by...Ralph Ellison, James Baldwin, Richard Wright
50 years of watching rasslin, football, track, movies
big and powerful, hung like an Arkansas mule
books by...H.P.Lovecraft, Robet E. Howard, Edgar Rice Burroughs
an artist
been with over 200 women, all races.
can name every, sprinter,footballer, blues cat, rocker...of note.
have creativity
all your teeth
have a ton of $$$$$$$$$
ruggedly handsome
have been called..OH GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
gotta be able to do this

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and sing like this

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....that will get you started.

[ohmwrecker]

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[Trill Clinton]

undertaker vs shawn michaels. i would pay good money to see them versus each other in their prime. both in the HOF, two of the best ring entry's ever, icons...yep, i got shawn winning with the sweet chin music to 'taker's chin.

[Bill_Brasky]

I stopped watching when i was like 11, tuned into one like 2 years ago and it was just ridiculously funny.

Remember the Vince McMahon walk? One of the best signature moves ever imo.

[Bill_Brasky]

Avante entering a thread:

http://gifsoup.com/view/2714883/vince-power-walk.html

[Trill Clinton]

the attitude era mcmahon couldn't be fucked with. he was funny as hell!

[ChumpDumper]

Pro wrestling is soap opera for preteen boys. Any man watching it after he gets laid is just into watching oiled up men.

[Clipper Nation]

OP is a confirmed faggot, the fact that he watches wrestling proves it....

[Avante]

undertaker vs shawn michaels. i would pay good money to see them versus each other in their prime. both in the HOF, two of the best ring entry's ever, icons...yep, i got shawn winning with the sweet chin music to 'taker's chin.

Do you remember The Rockers?

[Avante]

OP is a confirmed faggot, the fact that he watches wrestling proves it....

You have any idea how many people watch it?

[Suspect]

Every time Avante argues its someone asking him a question, then Avante responds with a question and goes "well why dont you answer my question first?"

[DesignatedT]

Ring 2 is stacked.

Stone Cold > Undertaker tbh.

[Avante]

Every time Avante argues its someone asking him a question, then Avante responds with a question and goes "well why dont you answer my question first?"

I love answering questions, that's not true at all.

[Avante]

Ring 2 is stacked.

Stone Cold > Undertaker tbh.


So who you got?

[DesignatedT]

I just said son. I got the toughest SOB in the history of the WWF.

and that's the bottom line.

[Avante]

I just said son. I got the toughest SOB in the history of the WWF.

and that's the bottom line.

Hahahahahaha, that was funny.