Hakeem wants to be full time coach for Dwight

[Michael Jordan.]

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[Arnold Toht]

Patrick Ewing couldn't do shit for Dwight in Orlando, tbh. The guy is uncoachable.

[benefactor]

Hasn't Dream already worked with him? Didn't seem to help much.

[Mori Chu]

Patrick Ewing is borderline retarded. Hakeem is leaps and bounds better as a teacher. Working with him would do wonders for Howard.

[Koolaid_Man]

Patrick Ewing is borderline retarded. Hakeem is leaps and bounds better as a teacher. Working with him would do wonders for Howard.

:lol maybe he just looks that way....but then again you can't have retards teaching retards maybe that's why Dwight didn't learn a dam thang...

[Michael Jordan.]

Hasn't Dream already worked with him? Didn't seem to help much.
It helped the last season he was fully healthy in Orlando. But LeBron and Kobe have benefitted the most from working with Dream.

[Koolaid_Man]

It helped the last season he was fully healthy in Orlando. But LeBron and Kobe have benefitted the most from working with Dream.

Kobe went to Dream first...just because he was refining his game..Lebron then decided as he does to copy cat Kobe...now all of these clowns are running to Hakeem trying to be like Kobe....and fyi - Lebron's post game is still wack as fuck...:lol

[Jt.ONE]

cant teach a guy whose IQ is probably sub 100

[LakerHater]

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[Thread]

Hasn't Dream already worked with him? Didn't seem to help much.

But, that was before Media wanted it to make a difference in the big galoot.

tee, hee.

[LethalLebron]

Howards post game was good in his last years in Orlando after working wit Dream. Its hard to look good in LA off a back injury and when Kobe wants u to be Tyson Chandler.

[Koolaid_Man]

Howards post game was good in his last years in Orlando after working wit Dream. Its hard to look good in LA off a back injury and when Kobe wants u to be Tyson Chandler.

there's literally no difference between and Tyson....well the only is Tyson recognizes his offensive limitations Dwight doesn't...

[baseline bum]

Patrick Ewing couldn't do shit for Dwight in Orlando, tbh. The guy is uncoachable.

What was Ewing gonna do? Teach him to shoot 14 footers?

[whitemamba]

What was Ewing gonna do? Teach him to shoot 14 footers?


the post?

[Rogue]

a highschool basketball coach would do just as good a coaching job on DH as any legend (dream or Ewing) does. you don't need a legend to teach someone free-throw shooting and other fundamentals

[HI-FI]

I don't think dwight really gives a shit about winning, therefore it's hard to coach him. Now if I were Dream, I'd make a PowerPoint presentation featuring slides of hundreds of women getting creampied, then show a bar graph of the necessary money to pay for more creampies and the post moves that will pay for it.

[Thread]

^Who's gonna eat those cream pies?

[Thread]

I don't think dwight really gives a shit about winning, therefore it's hard to coach him. Now if I were Dream, I'd make a PowerPoint presentation featuring slides of hundreds of women getting creampied, then show a bar graph of the necessary money to pay for more creampies and the post moves that will pay for it.

Sure. He's satisfied just to get those paychecks and spend it. I watched a special on I think VH1 while I was on hiatus from here. It was about Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes. She talked about how $50 million went away and she ended up bankrupt. It was quick and it was sobering & involved the IRS. I had no idea that the artist pays for those music videos.

[SpursDynasty]

Does Houston really need another player with no intelligence? They already have Harden, Howard would make Houston the stupidest team in the league.

[Thebesteva]

Does Houston really need another player with no intelligence? They already have Harden, Howard would make Houston the stupidest team in the league.

I can name 4 teams in the WC alone that are leaps and bounds better than Rockets with Dwight. OKC, Spurs, Memphis, and Clippers (with Doc) are going to run circles around the Rockets.

[HI-FI]

I can name 4 teams in the WC alone that are leaps and bounds better than Rockets with Dwight. OKC, Spurs, Memphis, and Clippers (with Doc) are going to run circles around the Rockets.
I honestly want him here. Sure it would probably blow up after a few years a la shaq, but we would be bullying niggas in the paint hardcore. If I'm RC I present my aforementioned PowerPoint slides to Dwight, showing the various latinas and coeds from UT that he could creampie while living here.

sadly, it sounds like Chandler Parsons is working his GLAAD magic on him.

[Thebesteva]

I honestly want him here. Sure it would probably blow up after a few years a la shaq, but we would be bullying niggas in the paint hardcore. If I'm RC I present my aforementioned PowerPoint slides to Dwight, showing the various latinas and coeds from UT that he could creampie while living here.

sadly, it sounds like Chandler Parsons is working his GLAAD magic on him.

But Spurs couldnt afford him right? Or else he'd have to truly be retarded not to go to SA. it's almost like NO athlete wants to play in San An...must be the girls

[Rogue]

Does Houston really need another player with no intelligence? They already have Harden, Howard would make Houston the stupidest team in the league.
and that would pretty much justify their city's status, so they have every reason to go after him imho

[HI-FI]

But Spurs couldnt afford him right? Or else he'd have to truly be retarded not to go to SA. it's almost like NO athlete wants to play in San An...must be the girls
I'm no Cap expert but I believe we will have the money. I remember how excited I was when we almost got Kidd in 2003, but no luck. CWebb didn't want to come here right in our prime. I don't get it. I don't like the heat and humidity of this area but that hasn't stopped people going to other hot locations. Even LA has some shitty summers. Maybe it's the women, but then there are some really hot chicks between here and Austin, especially around UT.

I really don't know the answer tbh.

[Thebesteva]

I'm no Cap expert but I believe we will have the money. I remember how excited I was when we almost got Kidd in 2003, but no luck. CWebb didn't want to come here right in our prime. I don't get it. I don't like the heat and humidity of this area but that hasn't stopped people going to other hot locations. Even LA has some shitty summers. Maybe it's the women, but then there are some really hot chicks between here and Austin, especially around UT.

I really don't know the answer tbh.

I think its because Spurs are like the Randy Couture of the NBA. Everyone feels like its their 'last year' and their time is 'done' every single season but they keep coming back over and over again. I think eventually they will fall apart like all teams and go into pure rebuild mode, but it is a good question as to why they cant attract any stars.

[ElNono]

Not enough billboards in SA... Spurs just can't compete with the 25 #stayD12 billboards in Santa Monica, tbh...

[hyhy]

Does Houston really need another player with no intelligence? They already have Harden, Howard would make Houston the stupidest team in the league.

They have an Asian Harvard Graduate that plays basketball in the NBA, thats got to offset their stupidity somewhat :lmao

[StrengthAndHonor]

#GameChanger

[djohn2oo8]

Does Houston really need another player with no intelligence? They already have Harden, Howard would make Houston the stupidest team in the league.

Your troll game belongs at LG. That's how bad it's declined.


I can name 4 teams in the WC alone that are leaps and bounds better than Rockets with Dwight. OKC, Spurs, Memphis, and Clippers (with Doc) are going to run circles around the Rockets.

Yeah because they all ran leaps and bounds better than us last year :lol.

[Spurs9]

Dwight is more worried about which new chick will father his next baby than trying to improve on the court tbh

[Drachen]

Rip hakeem, suicide is a horrible way to go.

[Clipper Nation]

Yeah because they all ran leaps and bounds better than us last year :lol.
I'm pretty sure it was Houston who gave up almost 50 points to the Clippers in the first quarter, tbh :lol

[djohn2oo8]

I'm pretty sure it was Houston who gave up almost 50 points to the Clippers in the first quarter, tbh :lol
Clippers exited the same round as the Rockets :lol

My point was it was Harden and Parsons as the only capable scorers last year, and they made the playoffs, and no scoring in the post. You have to be an idiot to say those teams would be leaps and bounds better than the Rockets if they add Dwight. Lakersarethebesteva

[Strategic]

Maybe he doesn't want to be coached, but instead wants everyone around him to be?

[GuerillaBlack]

I'm pretty sure it was Houston who gave up almost 50 points to the Clippers in the first quarter, tbh :lol

What happened the next time they played? When harden was in a suit.

[Suspect]

Clippers exited the same round as the Rockets :lol




What happened the next time they played? When harden was in a suit.
:lmao