lol guitar guy

[Blake]

I'm at a bbq party for my 20 something nephew and one of his buddies has already gone full attention whore by busting out his guitar....and it's not even dark outside yet.

He's not bad; I just think guitar guy at a party is a piece of shit. Lol.

[Leetonidas]

there's always that one faggot at a party with the guitar. he usually only knows three chords of course: F A G

[DeadlyDynasty]

Acoustic douche is a staple at every beach party

[IronMaxipad]

I know that feel op

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=189129

[baseline bum]

Guitar girl is even worse, because then she starts singing hideous emo crap in a whining voice. If she wants to impress men she should put on an apron and carry some Pine-Sol instead tbh.

[mojorizen7]

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[Blake]

I know that feel op

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=189129


So I like having the occasional house party. I like getting all my crew up, getting some booze, putting some music on and everyone chatting and getting to know each other just chillin and shit.

And a large majority of the time that's how it goes. But occasionally someone will turn up with, of course, a fucking guitar.

Some of my friends are in garage bands and shit so they like to bring their guitars to parties and sit around having a 'jam', but the inevitable result of this is that everyone else at the party feels obliged to sit down, shut up and only open their mouth when a song is finished to tell the player how fantastic it was. You can't really talk over someone playing the guitar because it's rude and I've been told it's rude at my own parties by guitar players. But you can sit down and play a guitar over the top of people talking till they stop and give your ego a nice big wank when you're done. The inevitable result of guitars at parties is the few people who can actually play them becoming the focus of attention.

I've tried asking them not to bring them. They show up anyway. And if you ask them to go and play somewhere else they inevitably turn up in the living room or hallway again.

Fuck guitars at parties, guitars should be banned at all parties. Am I alone on this? Because I've received some backlash by banning them.

And why is it the only fucking song they know how to play is wonderwall?

TOODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT YOUR Ssomethin..somethin..BACK TO YOU

BY NOW YOU SHOULDA FOUND OUT siszosfs WHAT YOU HAD TO DO

I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBOOOOOODY FEELS THE WAY I DO

*whole party chimes in*

ABOUT YOU NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW




YOU'RE MY WONDERRRWAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL



fucking kill me

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[UZER]

Oldie but still a goodie:

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[Viva Las Espuelas]

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[CuckingFunt]

Douchiness of guitar girl/guy is situationally dependent.

I tend to be receptive to party guitar if the player is a good friend of mine and/or if the group and party are known to be receptive to music. For instance, I have a lot of musically inclined friends who throw parties that include big jam sessions, and those can be hugely entertaining. However, if it's not that type of party, or if the guitar guy/girl is a relatively unknown attention whore, the sudden appearance of musical accompaniment is worthy of nothing more than a massive eyeroll.

[Trill Clinton]

the whole guitar guy scenario is funny as fuck to me. that shit is common?

[johnsmith]

the whole guitar guy scenario is funny as fuck to me. that shit is common?

About as common as a black guy running out on his family.

Lol

[Trill Clinton]

About as common as a black guy running out on his family.

Lol

lol fuck you.

[johnsmith]

lol fuck you.

I deserve that.

[monosylab1k]

Douchiness of guitar girl/guy is situationally dependent.

I tend to be receptive to party guitar if the player is a good friend of mine and/or if the group and party are known to be receptive to music. For instance, I have a lot of musically inclined friends who throw parties that include big jam sessions, and those can be hugely entertaining. However, if it's not that type of party, or if the guitar guy/girl is a relatively unknown attention whore, the sudden appearance of musical accompaniment is worthy of nothing more than a massive eyeroll.

If it's the lame douche whose only trick to get ladies to pay attention to him is to whip out a guitar and play wonderwall or any random weezer song, it's douchey 100% of the time.

[Trill Clinton]

I deserve that.

its all good, doggie.

[Trill Clinton]

so does guitar guy usually end up getting some pussy? how long does guitar guy play before someone tells him to chill and put the guitar away?

[CuckingFunt]

If it's the lame douche whose only trick to get ladies to pay attention to him is to whip out a guitar and play wonderwall or any random weezer song, it's douchey 100% of the time.

Well, yeah.

[Leetonidas]

he'll usually nab some dumbass drunk slut who thinks he's all deep and shit. fuckers remind me of sean william scott in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[oh crap]

Lol people still do that?

[Trill Clinton]

he'll usually nab some dumbass drunk slut who thinks he's all deep and shit. fuckers remind me of sean william scott in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

lol, sad.

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm at a bbq party for my 20 something nephew and one of his buddies has already gone full attention whore by busting out his guitar....and it's not even dark outside yet.

He's not bad; I just think guitar guy at a party is a piece of shit. Lol.

not that I play but if I did I pulling it out at my own house party would be perfectly acceptable...my house my fucking rules....especially since I buy all the drink for all my parties....don't like it..gtfo

[UZER]

About as common as a black guy running out on his family.

Lol

I was gonna say to the same degree niggas gather round to try and spit. Its not everywhere all the time at all parties, but it happens sometimes.

[Trill Clinton]

I was gonna say to the same degree niggas gather round to try and spit. Its not everywhere all the time at all parties, but it happens sometimes.

lol aight, now this i agree with. i never understood why a bunch of niggas would ignore all the pussy just to huddle up and spit some struggle raps. the funniest part is going to a white party and seeing the white boys do it, smh.

[UZER]

lol aight, now this i agree with. i never understood why a bunch of niggas would ignore all the pussy just to huddle up and spit some struggle raps. the funniest part is going to a white party and seeing the white boys do it, smh.

:lol

[Leetonidas]

I was gonna say to the same degree niggas gather round to try and spit. Its not everywhere all the time at all parties, but it happens sometimes.

lol was just about to mention this, its especially funny because all the rhyming words are like "dick" "bitch" "shit" "trigga" "nigga" etc bitch niggas couldnt hold a candle to real mofos like technique that can spit tbh

[mojorizen7]

Black people don't play musical instruments anymore. Being musically inclined/talented disappeared from that culture friggin decades ago.
I'd be ashamed as a black musician in the modern era. The black culture brought so much to the table from basically the beginning of time up until about the mid 80's.

Next time someone spots a black guy/child/teen/young man with a musical instrument in his hands(besides a mic or a sequencer) let me know.
Its a shame really...

[UZER]

Black people don't play musical instruments anymore. Being musically inclined/talented disappeared from that culture friggin decades ago.
I'd be ashamed as a black musician in the modern era. The black culture brought so much to the table from basically the beginning of time up until about the mid 80's.

Next time someone spots a black guy/child/teen/young man with a musical instrument in his hands(besides a mic or a sequencer) let me know.
Its a shame really...

When you listen to local bands / cover bands, whatever it may be, if the rhythm section (bass, drums) is black , that band is gonna have a good groove.

[oh crap]

Black people don't play musical instruments anymore. Being musically inclined/talented disappeared from that culture friggin decades ago.
I'd be ashamed as a black musician in the modern era. The black culture brought so much to the table from basically the beginning of time up until about the mid 80's.

Next time someone spots a black guy/child/teen/young man with a musical instrument in his hands(besides a mic or a sequencer) let me know.
Its a shame really...

http://clpnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Gary-Clark-Jr-1.jpg

Gary Clark jr been blowing up, tbh

[UZER]

Brothas play man, just no prominent bands ike earth wind & fire anymore. Most brothas playing are on touring gigs for solo artist as their band, or on shows like xfactor typw shows playing the music.

[Trill Clinton]

Black people don't play musical instruments anymore.


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[mojorizen7]

When you listen to local bands / cover bands, whatever it may be, if the rhythm section (bass, drums) is black , that band is gonna have a good groove.

Agreed,but that wasn't really the point. The evolution of black musicians who play mainstream instruments seems to have diminished to the point of obscurity vs decades ago. Also,a black vs white/ rhythm section isn't near the divide in "groove" as it used to be.

[CuckingFunt]

Black people don't play musical instruments anymore. Being musically inclined/talented disappeared from that culture friggin decades ago.
I'd be ashamed as a black musician in the modern era. The black culture brought so much to the table from basically the beginning of time up until about the mid 80's.

Next time someone spots a black guy/child/teen/young man with a musical instrument in his hands(besides a mic or a sequencer) let me know.
Its a shame really...

That's just stupid.

Have to assume it was nothing more than fishing line.

[Leetonidas]

he's kinda right though. blacks did a lot for american music and it all kinda went to shit in the last 20 years

[Leetonidas]

maybe it's just me but i can't think of too many prominent black musicians that aren't like rappers or djs or whatever. obviously they're out there that one nigga questlove is a beast on dem drums and niggas like prince are good at a shitload of instruments, but you don't really see that too much anymore. it could also because music generally sucks balls nowadays anyway and is overproduced to be catchy poppy bullshit so no one bothers

[UZER]

Agreed,but that wasn't really the point. The evolution of black musicians who play mainstream instruments seems to have diminished to the point of obscurity vs decades ago. Also,a black vs white/ rhythm section isn't near the divide in "groove" as it used to be.

While I agree with this, it has still evolved even though not necessarily "real" instrumentation like back in the day. But think about it, Hip Hop became the new mainstream "rock" of the last say 15 years. So they still did evolve the sound of music, but they moved / influenced it in the heavily non-instrumentation direction we are at now.

[Creepn]

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[Budkin]

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Anyone know what this gif is from? I laugh my ass off every time I see it.

[mojorizen7]

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[DJR210]

guitardude27

[Darth_Pelican]

guitardude27 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23174)

Yeah he was like a 14 year old high school kid that got e-bullied to no end by the relentless ST crowd. He wasn't thick-skinned enough to survive here.

[DJR210]

Yeah he was like a 14 year old high school kid that got e-bullied to no end by the relentless ST crowd. He wasn't thick-skinned enough to survive here.

:lol that faggot used to run his mouth a lot here too, he deserved everything he got.. I think timvp took a huge shit on him at one point before he left too iirc

[Ignignokt]

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Don't you and Kool just spoon tap and play the banjo?

[Spur|n|Austin]

Anyone know what this gif is from? I laugh my ass off every time I see it.

Chapelle Show skit with John Mayer

[HeadBanger]

Guitar guy works for me. Many notches on mine.

[Budkin]

Chapelle Show skit with John Mayer

:lol that's right! Thanks!

[DMC]

This is a great thread.. Cuck with the liberal arts take "I like party guitar... when it's party guitar type party... and we talk about feelings and art and wine"

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