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PlayNando
06-30-2013, 07:28 PM
It is SIMPLE, people.

DUNCAN = US VIRGIN ISLANDS ... NOT a continental 'Murican

PARKER = INTELLIGENT FRENCH

MANU = RATIONAL ARGENTINE

Spurs win because of international intelligence. All of the big three are from outside the continental USA, where gringo monkeyballers dominant the game trying their street ball and such. Spurs win because of intelligence garnered by these international players.

Add on other international intelligent players like BENO and RASHO during the Spurs' title runs.

And now the Spurs have more international intelligence from NANDO, PATTY, BAYNES, and BORIS.

International intelligence = WINS.

International intelligence = :lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt:

And international intelligence will win us #5 NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt:

PlayNando
06-30-2013, 08:19 PM
'Muricans just don't want to face down the truth. :lol

Ignorance is bliss, I guess! :lol

Russ
06-30-2013, 08:21 PM
Never realized that the NBA was the culprit in the world's "brain drain." :lol

Mikeanaro
06-30-2013, 10:35 PM
Thats nonsense, you should include penis size, fart ratio, stinky socks, put all that together and you have an unique formula, because your are missing all those factors that international players have.
International Intelligence Lol, we just lost to Miami a week ago, maybe next season we donīt even make it to semiconference finals.
Pay atention to what I say, I am not an american so my brain is the size of a watermelon

PlayNando
07-01-2013, 03:35 AM
Some people just don't want to accept the truth, tbh. 'Muricans are just dumb. Internationals have much higher IQs. International players bring intelligence to NBA teams. Gringo players only bring athleticism ... a.k.a. monkeyballing. Monkeyballing can take you a long way - just look at some teams in the NBA, but you have to have intelligence, which is what internationals bring.

Fortunately for a monkeyballer like LeBron, he has some international intelligence from further back in his gene pool which have allowed him to win. D-Wade, on the other hand ... or Three, as he wants to be known ... does not have this and only managed to win his title in 2006 because an international intelligence (Dirk) was railroaded over by his piss poor coach, causing the team to collapse and get backdoor-swept.

tesseractive
07-01-2013, 06:01 AM
Yes, you've totally figured it out. Americans are smart enough to build Google, but too dumb to understand basketball plays.

racm
07-01-2013, 09:07 AM
How do you explain Kawhi Leonard then? Kid is as American as a Californian can get and has great BBIQ.

maurolv
07-01-2013, 10:51 AM
Yes, you've totally figured it out. Americans are smart enough to build Google, but too dumb to understand basketball plays.

One of the Google founders is Russian, btw.

Now, about the thread....this is a bad case of generalizing. You can't say "Americans are dumb because the three big players in the Spurs aren't from the US and they've won 3/4 rings." That statement is dumb.

PlayNando
07-01-2013, 01:38 PM
How do you explain Kawhi Leonard then? Kid is as American as a Californian can get and has great BBIQ.
LOL, he is from Southern California. Last time I checked, that is pretty damn close to Mexico and the international intelligence which can be had there.

Plus, Leonard doesn't have to possess a full repertoire of international intelligence since he is quite athletic.

PlayNando
07-01-2013, 01:38 PM
Now, about the thread....this is a bad case of generalizing. You can't say "Americans are dumb because the three big players in the Spurs aren't from the US and they've won 3/4 rings." That statement is dumb.
Strange times we live in. The truth is "dumb" while 'Muricans gobble up falsehoods like the plague.

AntiChrist
07-01-2013, 01:41 PM
Worst thread ever.

maurolv
07-01-2013, 01:44 PM
Strange times we live in. The truth is "dumb" while 'Muricans gobble up falsehoods like the plague.

That's your truth...or what you believe to be the truth.

(and my opinion is fully unbiased because I'm not American).

PingPong
07-01-2013, 03:51 PM
América is a multi-racial and multicultural country, son... there are the Lins, the Kidds, the McGees, the Cousins etc

PlayNando
07-01-2013, 06:06 PM
That's your truth...or what you believe to be the truth.

(and my opinion is fully unbiased because I'm not American).
It's not my truth; it's THE TRUTH.

PlayNando
07-01-2013, 06:07 PM
América is a multi-racial and multicultural country, son... there are the Lins, the Kidds, the McGees, the Cousins etc
And they are all unintelligent gringos......................

PlayNando
07-01-2013, 06:09 PM
The Spurs are going after Marcin Gortat and Kirilenko. RC Buford knows this team needs more international intelligence. :tu

PlayNando
07-04-2013, 09:54 PM
International intelligence acquired via Marco Belinelli. RC Buford knows what will win #5, tbh.

PlayNando
07-04-2013, 09:54 PM
And the resigning of Manu.

Marrow
07-05-2013, 02:10 AM
judging by this thread i'd assume you and possibly every branch and root of your family tree are racist

stereotyping...it does save time...i'll give you that

Skull-1
07-05-2013, 07:26 AM
It is SIMPLE, people.

DUNCAN = US VIRGIN ISLANDS ... NOT a continental 'Murican

PARKER = INTELLIGENT FRENCH

MANU = RATIONAL ARGENTINE

Spurs win because of international intelligence. All of the big three are from outside the continental USA, where gringo monkeyballers dominant the game trying their street ball and such. Spurs win because of intelligence garnered by these international players.

Add on other international intelligent players like BENO and RASHO during the Spurs' title runs.

And now the Spurs have more international intelligence from NANDO, PATTY, BAYNES, and BORIS.

International intelligence = WINS.

International intelligence = :lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt:

And international intelligence will win us #5 NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt:

Trolling and bigotry in one inane post.

First off, it is the SYSTEM that allows international and domestic players to succeed on the Spurs, much like the capitalist system of the United States did for decades. The Spurs system was created and run by those same Americans that created the greatest nation on the planet....one that provided more freedom and prosperity for its citizens than any country the world has ever known.

Secondly, not one of these international locales you extoll as virtuous can even sniff at the prosperity and success of the USA. Argentina can't even beat Britain in its own hemisphere, clown.

OP: moron.

pad300
07-05-2013, 09:23 AM
Argentina can't even beat Britain in its own hemisphere, clown.


Say what?!?

PlayNando's a moronic troll, but you're not making a strong argument for brains yourself...

PlayNando
07-05-2013, 11:40 AM
judging by this thread i'd assume you and possibly every branch and root of your family tree are racist

stereotyping...it does save time...i'll give you that
LOL at the gringo accusing others of racism. :lol

PlayNando
07-05-2013, 11:40 AM
Say what?!?

PlayNando's a moronic troll, but you're not making a strong argument for brains yourself...
He's a rightist Mark Levin-loving racist troll.

PlayNando
07-05-2013, 11:43 AM
Trolling and bigotry in one inane post.

First off, it is the SYSTEM that allows international and domestic players to succeed on the Spurs, much like the capitalist system of the United States did for decades. The Spurs system was created and run by those same Americans that created the greatest nation on the planet....one that provided more freedom and prosperity for its citizens than any country the world has ever known.

Secondly, not one of these international locales you extoll as virtuous can even sniff at the prosperity and success of the USA. Argentina can't even beat Britain in its own hemisphere, clown.

OP: moron.
You are a moron. You don't even know basic facts, you racist fool.

You believe in the innate superiority of the USA? You racist, nationalistic fool. You probably think the browns are coming in and ruining your pale white USA when the that couldn't be further from the truth. Your kind is ruining America and I am glad to watch it from afar as 'Murica descends into irrelevance on the national stage, both economically, militarily, and in the sporting world, where your football team sucks beyond belief (especially for a country of 300+ million people!) and your basketball team won't win the 2016 Summer Olympics.

Plus, you gringos are too ignorant to even bother to learn a second language. You just learn English (and not very good English at that...) and tell others to "learn English or get out!" Fkn pathetic, tbh, per par, I must say, tbh.

Oh, Gee!!
07-05-2013, 11:58 AM
we kinda lost to a bunch of stupid americans tbh

Skull-1
07-05-2013, 02:59 PM
Say what?!?

PlayNando's a moronic troll, but you're not making a strong argument for brains yourself...

The Falkland Islands War doesn't ring any bells with you?

Skull-1
07-05-2013, 03:02 PM
You are a moron. You don't even know basic facts, you racist fool.You believe in the innate superiority of the USA? You racist, nationalistic fool. You probably think the browns are coming in and ruining your pale white USA when the that couldn't be further from the truth. Your kind is ruining America and I am glad to watch it from afar as 'Murica descends into irrelevance on the national stage, both economically, militarily, and in the sporting world, where your football team sucks beyond belief (especially for a country of 300+ million people!) and your basketball team won't win the 2016 Summer Olympics.Plus, you gringos are too ignorant to even bother to learn a second language. You just learn English (and not very good English at that...) and tell others to "learn English or get out!" Fkn pathetic, tbh, per par, I must say, tbh.Ah, satire. I get it now. Good one.

Marrow
07-05-2013, 04:35 PM
LOL at the gringo accusing others of racism. :lol

obviously you missed the point entirely...maybe it is you that is in need of some "international intelligence"

don't reduce a whole race to generalities

hater
07-05-2013, 04:36 PM
AND THEY LOST BECAUSE OF ARGENTINE STUPIDITY

pad300
07-05-2013, 05:18 PM
The Falkland Islands War doesn't ring any bells with you?

Yes, actually, I am familiar with the incident. Does the words "massive non-sequitur" mean anything to you? You spend the entire paragraph talking about virtue, prosperity and success. These are things that have rather little to do with war-fighting capability. Then you compare Britain and Argentina, and I think we will both agree that Britain is ahead on all three counts (virtue, prosperity and success)...and yet your final sentence suggests that you think they are rivals in the same hemisphere; I am sure you can see my confusion.

PlayNando
07-05-2013, 05:24 PM
The Falkland Islands War doesn't ring any bells with you?
Argentina was hamstrung by incompetent politicians.

Repeat that war today and Britain would be fucked. The British don't have any carriers anymore, you see?

PlayNando
07-05-2013, 05:24 PM
AND THEY LOST BECAUSE OF ARGENTINE STUPIDITY
Wouldn't have been there in the first place without it......

hater
07-05-2013, 05:26 PM
Wouldn't have been there in the first place without it......

huh?

we would have made the Finals without Manu.

We would have beat Lakers without Manu

we would have beat Warriors without Manu (yes he made a game winner, but still, in 7 games Spurs would have prevailed)

we would have beat Grizz without Manu

oh and we would have beat Heat without Manu :pctoss

PlayNando
07-05-2013, 05:40 PM
huh?

we would have made the Finals without Manu.

We would have beat Lakers without Manu

we would have beat Warriors without Manu (yes he made a game winner, but still, in 7 games Spurs would have prevailed)

we would have beat Grizz without Manu

oh and we would have beat Heat without Manu :pctoss
Nice soliloquy.

Skull-1
07-05-2013, 06:18 PM
Argentina was hamstrung by incompetent politicians.

Repeat that war today and Britain would be fucked. The British don't have any carriers anymore, you see?

They don't need carriers. A Harrier II can use a cargo ship. Argentina would lose again, but worse.

Skull-1
07-05-2013, 06:21 PM
Yes, actually, I am familiar with the incident. Does the words "massive non-sequitur" mean anything to you? You spend the entire paragraph talking about virtue, prosperity and success. These are things that have rather little to do with war-fighting capability. Then you compare Britain and Argentina, and I think we will both agree that Britain is ahead on all three counts (virtue, prosperity and success)...and yet your final sentence suggests that you think they are rivals in the same hemisphere; I am sure you can see my confusion.

Argentina is such a crappy, backwards, socialist mess with minimal military capacity. If the British and Argentina get into another pissing contest, in or out of Argentina's AO, the Limeys will win again.

hater
07-05-2013, 06:50 PM
I believe the only war argentina won was when they ganged up with Brazil, Uruguay to beat up on one of the most miserable countries in the world, Paraguay :lmao

pad300
07-05-2013, 07:26 PM
Argentina is such a crappy, backwards, socialist mess with minimal military capacity. If the British and Argentina get into another pissing contest, in or out of Argentina's AO, the Limeys will win again.

Not sure. Leadership counts. Thatcher was the Iron Lady, one of the greatest leaders the free world has ever seen. The current crop of British politician (excepting Farage, the UKIP guy) are a bunch of spineless lowlifes by comparison...

PlayNando
07-05-2013, 07:34 PM
They don't need carriers. A Harrier II can use a cargo ship. Argentina would lose again, but worse.
Britain is the scum of the Earth. The country is perishing under the weight of ignorance and past exploitation of their colonies.

The West is done. The future is in the rest.

Skull-1
07-05-2013, 07:49 PM
Not sure. Leadership counts. Thatcher was the Iron Lady, one of the greatest leaders the free world has ever seen. The current crop of British politician (excepting Farage, the UKIP guy) are a bunch of spineless lowlifes by comparison...


Good points.

Skull-1
07-05-2013, 07:50 PM
I believe the only war argentina won was when they ganged up with Brazil, Uruguay to beat up on one of the most miserable countries in the world, Paraguay :lmao


Lol lol LOL

PlayNando
07-16-2013, 10:48 PM
I believe the only war argentina won was when they ganged up with Brazil, Uruguay to beat up on one of the most miserable countries in the world, Paraguay :lmao
NOPE.

Argentina was a member of the US-lead Coalition in the 1991 Persian Gulf War (the last war Argentina fought in).

Argentina was a member of the victorious Allies in World War II.

Argentina annexed the Chaco Austral, the "Conquest of the Desert", and also the Paraguayan War which you speak of in the 1830s.

Argentina is a rational, peace-loving nation and doesn't often involve itself in wars, but when they do, they win. Did you know that the Falklands War (which was stacked against their favor and they did VERY well, all things considered) is the only war Argentina has EVER lost?

Mikeanaro
07-17-2013, 09:13 AM
NOPE.

Argentina was a member of the US-lead Coalition in the 1991 Persian Gulf War (the last war Argentina fought in).

Argentina was a member of the victorious Allies in World War II.

Argentina annexed the Chaco Austral, the "Conquest of the Desert", and also the Paraguayan War which you speak of in the 1830s.

Argentina is a rational, peace-loving nation and doesn't often involve itself in wars, but when they do, they win. Did you know that the Falklands War (which was stacked against their favor and they did VERY well, all things considered) is the only war Argentina has EVER lost?

I donīt know if you are Argentinian, I am and you are so fucking wrong
Argentina never fought the Gulf War, did you ever see Argentinian soldiers in a movie or even in CALL OF DUTY??? The Argentinian president at the time Carlos Menem only put his name on paper to get some attention around him vanity is his favourite sin.

Peron who has another piece of trash, he is the main reason why our country is such a pile of big shit, Allied to the victorius one week before the war ended, he did a safe bet but, since WWII started until the last week HE WAS NEUTRAL.

I donīt care Conquista del Desierto was centuries ago

We Argentinians are not rational, we are cocky bastards who thinks have the biggest schlongs in the world, we suck driving cars, and have lots of people who are ignorants who cant even read, our current President is a bitch surrounded by retarded mobsters, if we were a little smarter people, we would put those dirty politicians on jail or we could shoot them in a public park.

We loose Falklands War because we didnt have any guns, we send 19 year old kids, our military supplies sucked and sucks today, we can`t have a war against any country they will toast our asses, forget about England they will rape every person here taking turns.

Carnage&Mayhem
07-17-2013, 09:25 AM
dayum,
droppin troof bombs up in here

PlayNando
07-17-2013, 12:57 PM
I donīt know if you are Argentinian, I am and you are so fucking wrong
Argentina never fought the Gulf War, did you ever see Argentinian soldiers in a movie or even in CALL OF DUTY??? The Argentinian president at the time Carlos Menem only put his name on paper to get some attention around him vanity is his favourite sin.

Peron who has another piece of trash, he is the main reason why our country is such a pile of big shit, Allied to the victorius one week before the war ended, he did a safe bet but, since WWII started until the last week HE WAS NEUTRAL.
A WIN IS A WIN.

Mikeanaro
07-17-2013, 06:40 PM
A WIN IS A WIN.

Nope, was not our win, that motherfucker was neutral all war, saw hitler was loosing and allied to the winners, if A WIN IS A WIN, tell me why SO MANY NAZIS CAME TO LIVE TO ARGENTINA??? Wasnt Peron an anti Nazi???
They payed him with some gold and treasures and lived a nice life here, make your facts straight

PlayNando
07-17-2013, 08:04 PM
Nope, was not our win, that motherfucker was neutral all war, saw hitler was loosing and allied to the winners, if A WIN IS A WIN, tell me why SO MANY NAZIS CAME TO LIVE TO ARGENTINA??? Wasnt Peron an anti Nazi???
They payed him with some gold and treasures and lived a nice life here, make your facts straight
Chile, too, bro........

Tbh, the Nazis came down and helped Argentina and Chile's economies. They won that motherfucking war, baby. While Europe rotted in flames and the Iron Curtain closed over half the continent and the United States decided to devote all its resources to building murder devices, South American shot ahead...

HemisfairArena
07-17-2013, 08:32 PM
This is a new one. Equating Spurs success with past countries success in war...or lack thereof.

xmas1997
07-17-2013, 08:34 PM
It takes all kinds to make this world go round.

Skull-1
07-17-2013, 10:32 PM
Nope, was not our win, that motherfucker was neutral all war, saw hitler was loosing and allied to the winners, if A WIN IS A WIN, tell me why SO MANY NAZIS CAME TO LIVE TO ARGENTINA??? Wasnt Peron an anti Nazi???
They payed him with some gold and treasures and lived a nice life here, make your facts straight

Skull-1
07-17-2013, 10:32 PM
I donīt know if you are Argentinian, I am and you are so fucking wrong
Argentina never fought the Gulf War, did you ever see Argentinian soldiers in a movie or even in CALL OF DUTY??? The Argentinian president at the time Carlos Menem only put his name on paper to get some attention around him vanity is his favourite sin.

Peron who has another piece of trash, he is the main reason why our country is such a pile of big shit, Allied to the victorius one week before the war ended, he did a safe bet but, since WWII started until the last week HE WAS NEUTRAL.

I donīt care Conquista del Desierto was centuries ago

We Argentinians are not rational, we are cocky bastards who thinks have the biggest schlongs in the world, we suck driving cars, and have lots of people who are ignorants who cant even read, our current President is a bitch surrounded by retarded mobsters, if we were a little smarter people, we would put those dirty politicians on jail or we could shoot them in a public park.

We loose Falklands War because we didnt have any guns, we send 19 year old kids, our military supplies sucked and sucks today, we can`t have a war against any country they will toast our asses, forget about England they will rape every person here taking turns.

PlayNando
07-28-2013, 01:56 AM
THE PACERS UNDERSTAND THE VALUE OF INTERNATIONAL INTELLIGENCE. Their lack of international intelligence is what cost them the Eastern Conference Finals versus the Heat, so they rectified this by trading for LUIS SCOLA.

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
07-28-2013, 02:08 AM
huh?




we would have beat Grizz without Manu

remember 2011? you wrong

dallasmaverickslose
07-28-2013, 02:32 AM
I'll never understand this thread, tbh.

hooperflash
08-01-2013, 10:47 PM
I'll never understand this thread, tbh.

https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s720x720/944602_10200469447438419_205073106_n.jpg

dallasmaverickslose
01-05-2014, 01:38 AM
An all time classic... :dramaquee

We'll never forget you PlayNando...................................

RD2191
01-05-2014, 01:41 AM
:violin

Skull-1
01-05-2014, 01:42 AM
An all time classic... :dramaquee

We'll never forget you PlayNando...................................


Please. PlayNandouche was a loser. Like you.

dallasmaverickslose
01-05-2014, 01:42 AM
Please. PlayNandouche was a loser. Like you.

Sike!

Skull-1
01-05-2014, 01:44 AM
Sike!


Or psych. Learn to spell sh-thead.

dallasmaverickslose
01-05-2014, 01:46 AM
Or psych. Learn to spell sh-thead.

omg :lmao

Skull-1
01-05-2014, 01:47 AM
omg :lmao


Laughing at your illiteracy. Original. Idiot.

dallasmaverickslose
01-05-2014, 01:48 AM
Laughing at your illiteracy. Original. Idiot.

Was that what I was laughing at?

Skull-1
01-05-2014, 01:49 AM
Was that what I was laughing at?We all laugh at you for being a moron. Laugh away...at whatever. Voices in your head. Bunnies in your garage. Which.... Retard. Sike isn't a word.

dallasmaverickslose
01-05-2014, 01:50 AM
We all laugh at you for being a moron. Laugh away...at whatever. Voices in your head. Bunnies in your garage. Which.... Retard

Suit yourself.

DAF86
01-05-2014, 02:20 PM
LOL, he is from Southern California. Last time I checked, that is pretty damn close to Mexico and the international intelligence which can be had there.

Plus, Leonard doesn't have to possess a full repertoire of international intelligence since he is quite athletic.

:lmao A master piece of a post, tbh.

I will miss PN, I think a ban just for upstairs where all the sensitive Spurs fans gather would have been enough.

dallasmaverickslose
01-05-2014, 03:47 PM
:lmao A master piece of a post, tbh.

I will miss PN, I think a ban just for upstairs where all the sensitive Spurs fans gather would have been enough.

Still never found out why did he get banned?

Skull-1
01-05-2014, 03:53 PM
Still never found out why did he get banned?


Running his mouth about TP being a nazi and banging players' wives screwing up team chemistry.