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Avante
07-01-2013, 03:32 AM
....crashs in Harlem. As locals start to go through the wreckage they discover four smallish beings, all around 4 feet tall with heads too big for their frail bodies. With overly long arms for their torso but their most outstanding feature... one large red eye in the middle of their forehead. Three of the four were obviously dead, with the other one barely hanging on. Al (short for alien) was taken to a local hospital by a pimp called...Ace, Al lived for a few hours before he also died.

The story goes.....

After being wheeled into a hospital room our visitor came to. After looking around Al begin to scream, obviously this got the attention of the staff, Dr. Elijah Lee Booker was the first one in the room, as he approached our visitor he was asked......"are you God?" The good doctor replied.....no, I'm Dr. Booker, he was then asked...."is this hell?"...before Doc could answer, Al was dead.

Wild Cobra
07-01-2013, 04:08 AM
I see they found Chump, Fussy, Clambake, and Baseline bum.

May they RIP.

AussieFanKurt
07-01-2013, 05:49 AM
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Avante
07-01-2013, 01:18 PM
I see they found Chump, Fussy, Clambake, and Baseline bum.

May they RIP.

That was cold:downspin:

Blake
07-01-2013, 01:22 PM
You're assuming that an advanced alien that speaks English and believes in Heaven or hell thinks that Earth might be Heaven.....

Or that it might be hell, but they come any way.

Stupid story. You're stupid.

Avante
07-01-2013, 01:32 PM
You're assuming that an advanced alien that speaks English and believes in Heaven or hell thinks that Earth might be Heaven.....

Or that it might be hell, but they come any way.

Stupid story. You're stupid.

Let's break it down.....

Aliens are finally here there is no longer any question about do they exist. The first Earthling to encounter one of them in actual conversation is a black doctor in Harlem. So here is this alien from who knows where asking a black doctor if he is God, now what does that tell us.....yep, they thought God was black. There is no mention of Heaven there, I mentoned hell...right? So what did we see there? What we saw was an alien (a race that can speak any language) who thought a black man was God who reigns in....hell.

Point

When we do finally encounter the real deal what will their beliefs be.


You actually couldn't figure that out?

TeyshaBlue
07-01-2013, 01:35 PM
....crashs in Harlem. As locals start to go through the wreckage they discover four smallish beings, all around 4 feet tall with heads too big for their frail bodies. With overly long arms for their toro but their most outstanding feature... one large red eye in the middle of their forehead. Three of the four were obviously dead, with the other one barely hanging on. Al (short for alien) was taken to a local hospital by a pimp called...Ace, Al lived for a few hours before he also died.

The story goes.....

After being wheeled into a hospital room our visitor came to. After looking around Al begin to scream, obviously this got the attention of the staff, Dr. Elijah Lee Booker was the first one in the room, as he approached our visitor he was asked......"are you God?" The good doctor replied.....no, I'm Dr. Booker, he was then asked...."is this hell?"...before Doc could answer, Al was dead.

Dumbass. Those weren't space aliens...those were the landscapers. The alien's name was Juan.

Avante
07-01-2013, 01:41 PM
Dumbass. Those weren't space aliens...those were the landscapers. The alien's name was Juan.

Creative writing not your strong point I can see.

A planet where they speaked Spanish....hmmm?

Blake
07-01-2013, 02:02 PM
Let's break it down.....

Aliens are finally here there is no longer any question about do they exist. The first Earthling to encounter one of them in actual conversation is a black doctor in Harlem. So here is this alien from who knows where asking a black doctor if he is God, now what does that tell us.....yep, they thought God was black. There is no mention of Heaven there, I mentoned hell...right? So what did we see there? What we saw was an alien (a race that can speak any language) who thought a black man was God who reigns in....hell.

Point

When we do finally encounter the real deal what will their beliefs be.


You actually couldn't figure that out?

So you're saying there are no white doctors in Harlem.

Blake
07-01-2013, 02:02 PM
....crashs in Harlem. As locals start to go through the wreckage they discover four smallish beings, all around 4 feet tall with heads too big for their frail bodies. With overly long arms for their torso but their most outstanding feature... one large red eye in the middle of their forehead. Three of the four were obviously dead, with the other one barely hanging on. Al (short for alien) was taken to a local hospital by a pimp called...Ace, Al lived for a few hours before he also died.

The story goes.....

After being wheeled into a hospital room our visitor came to. After looking around Al begin to scream, obviously this got the attention of the staff, Dr. Elijah Lee Booker was the first one in the room, as he approached our visitor he was asked......"are you God?" The good doctor replied.....no, I'm Dr. Booker, he was then asked...."is this hell?"...before Doc could answer, Al was dead.

quoting before you edit it again

Avante
07-01-2013, 02:08 PM
So you're saying there are no white doctors in Harlem.

That brings up a good point, what if Al had encountered a white doctor? Keep in mind they thought God was black and ruled purgatory. We will never know (unless they come back) if they had another deity who ruled in Paradise/Heaven.

Which brings up another good point, what if a race of people believed that once you die there is no option, you will burn for all eternity,

Avante
07-01-2013, 02:09 PM
quoting before you edit it again

Just spelled torso correctly.

Blake
07-01-2013, 02:11 PM
That brings up a good point, what if Al had encountered a white doctor? Keep in mind they thought God was black and ruled purgatory. We will never know (unless they come back) if they had another deity who ruled in Paradise/Heaven.

Which brings up nother good point, what if a race of people believed that once you die there is no option, you will burn for all eternity,

Why would Al think an inferior species was God

Avante
07-01-2013, 02:17 PM
Why would Al think an inferior species was God

Al was only 16 and this was his first space voyage, being only a kid he wasn't privy to the mission. He was more or less the janitor. He wouldn't know Earth from Barsoom or Hyboria. Also keep in mind he was asleep when they crashed, these Antorians sleep for days.

Blake
07-01-2013, 02:39 PM
Al was only 16 and this was his first space voyage, being only a kid he wasn't privy to the mission. He was more or less the janitor. He wouldn't know Earth from Barsoom or Hyboria. Also keep in mind he was asleep when they crashed, these Antorians sleep for days.

So he can speak English, but he's not smart enough to know basic science that humans learn in middle school.

Avante
07-01-2013, 02:46 PM
Al was raised in a one parent home. His dad was like a lot of Antorians he had that one big red wandering eye. Being domesticated wasn't the strong point of Antorian men. So Al had no male guidance in the home. Nobody to push him in the right direction, his mom had to work two jobs to keep them afloat. She was always too tired to worry about Al's schooling. Now add the fact Al hated to read.

Antorians automatically take on the language they need where ever they are at. Not a learned skill just a characteristic of the race.

Blake
07-01-2013, 03:00 PM
How long does it take to get from Antoria to Earth

Avante
07-01-2013, 03:01 PM
How long does it take to get from Antoria to Earth

Our time or their time?

Blake
07-01-2013, 03:02 PM
Our time or their time?

Our time

Avante
07-01-2013, 03:08 PM
Our time

Antoria belongs to a Galactic Federation called Xeroxolpia. It lies 10 trillion miles west of Pluto. Antoria being the closest of the Xeroxolpian members. So in our time....three months.

TeyshaBlue
07-01-2013, 03:15 PM
Creative writing not your strong point I can see.

A planet where they speaked Spanish....hmmm?

Go borrow a sense of humor.

Blake
07-01-2013, 03:16 PM
Antoria belongs to a Galactic Federation called Xeroxolpia. It lies 10 trillion miles west of Pluto. Antoria being the closest of the Xeroxolpian members. So in our time....three months.

What was their mission here

Avante
07-01-2013, 03:20 PM
Go borrow a sense of humor.

I have a great sense of humor, what's that tell you?

Avante
07-01-2013, 03:21 PM
What was their mission here

Recruiting.

TeyshaBlue
07-01-2013, 03:32 PM
I have a great sense of humor, what's that tell you?

Many things, none of which you'll be able to accept.

Avante
07-01-2013, 03:36 PM
Many things, none of which you'll be able to accept.

Why not stick to the topic, ok?

Did you see me in this mess?

Brains are weird. (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=205616)

TeyshaBlue
07-01-2013, 03:50 PM
There's a topic?

Avante
07-01-2013, 03:53 PM
There's a topic?

Trust me slick with the shit you think are topics I can understand where you're at on this. Tell us again about how...Brains are Weird.......sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~~

I. Hustle
07-01-2013, 03:54 PM
http://socialfresh.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/harlem-shake-300x215.jpg

Avante
07-01-2013, 03:56 PM
http://socialfresh.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/harlem-shake-300x215.jpg

Read....When Harlem was in Vogue....fantastic read!!!!!!

uyjW8FTGxbI

Blake
07-01-2013, 03:56 PM
Recruiting.

Recruiting for what

Avante
07-01-2013, 03:59 PM
Recruiting for what

Followers.

Wild Cobra
07-01-2013, 04:00 PM
That was cold:downspin:

Yes. I couldn't resist.

I almost deleted it, but I honestly think they are some of the least ethical people here.

I. Hustle
07-01-2013, 04:01 PM
http://memecrunch.com/meme/GDAC/who-invented-the-harlem-shake/image.png

Avante
07-01-2013, 04:04 PM
Yes. I couldn't resist.

I almost deleted it, but I honestly think they are some of the least ethical people here.

As we all know there's a lot of driftwood floating around here. Way too many still at that fart n' giggle level. Lacking in ethics, sure~~~~~

johnsmith
07-01-2013, 04:04 PM
Yes. I couldn't resist.

I almost deleted it, but I honestly think they are some of the least ethical people here.

What are you looking for specifically that would make them ethical according to you? From what I've seen, those guys have made you look silly over and over again in the political forum and I'm fairly certain that "ethical" according to you would mean that you want them to be nicer and agree with you more.

There is nothing unethical about them hitting the nail on the head and calling you out for being an idiot....and a douche for that matter.

TeyshaBlue
07-01-2013, 04:04 PM
Trust me slick with the shit you think are topics I can understand where you're at on this. Tell us again about how...Brains are Weird.......sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~~

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/Ialmostcare_zps94254cda.gif (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/Ialmostcare_zps94254cda.gif.html)

Avante
07-01-2013, 04:06 PM
http://memecrunch.com/meme/GDAC/who-invented-the-harlem-shake/image.png


paste

The Harlem Shake is an Internet meme (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Internet_meme) in the form of a video in which a group of people perform a comedy sketch (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Sketch_comedy) accompanied by a short excerpt from the song "Harlem Shake (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Harlem_Shake_(song))". As a meme (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Meme), the video was replicated by many people, using the same concept, and this rapidly led to it becoming viral in early February 2013,[2] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-2) with thousands of "Harlem Shake" videos being made and uploaded to YouTube (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/YouTube) every day at the height of its popularity.[3] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-youtube_trends-3)
The form of the meme was established in a video uploaded on February 2 by five teenagers from Queensland (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Queensland,_Australia), Australia (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Australia) known on YouTube as The Sunny Coast Skate.[3] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-youtube_trends-3)[4] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-cbc-4) The video started a viral trend of people uploading their own "Harlem Shake" videos to YouTube.[5] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-5) The teenagers' video was a follow-up to a video by a YouTube (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/YouTube) comedy vlogger (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Vlogger) named Filthy Frank[4] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-cbc-4)[6] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-6)[7] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-sunshinecoastdaily20130215-7) which featured a section where several costumed people danced to the song "Harlem Shake (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Harlem_Shake_(song))" by Baauer (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Baauer).[8] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-8)[9] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-Guardian-9)

Avante
07-01-2013, 04:07 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/Ialmostcare_zps94254cda.gif (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/Ialmostcare_zps94254cda.gif.html)

Then stop bitching.

Wild Cobra
07-01-2013, 04:09 PM
What are you looking for specifically that would make them ethical according to you? From what I've seen, those guys have made you look silly over and over again in the political forum and I'm fairly certain that "ethical" according to you would mean that you want them to be nicer and agree with you more.

There is nothing unethical about them hitting the nail on the head and calling you out for being an idiot....and a douche for that matter.
You're in competition for the asshole of these forums as well, you know.

problem is, what you call "hitting the nail on the head" is missing the nail by miles. You guys are fantasizing about what really happens in my life. You improperly extrapolate the truth, and think it's the truth.

Any idea how stupid you all look by doing so? Then by agreeing with each other... You are no better than the pathetic grade school bullies that exist everywhere.

Here we are again, talking about me, instead of the thread content.

LOL.... I seriously do own you... You can't get me out of your mind!

TeyshaBlue
07-01-2013, 04:10 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/crying.gif (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/crying.gif.html)

Avante
07-01-2013, 04:10 PM
You're in competition for the asshole of these forums as well, you know.

problem is, what you call "hitting the nail on the head" is missing the nail by miles. You guys are fantasizing about what really happens in my life. You improperly extrapolate the truth, and think it's the truth.

Any idea how stupid you all look by doing so? Then by agreeing with each other... You are no better than the pathetic grade school bullies that exist everywhere.

Here we are again, talking about me, instead of the thread content.

LOL.... I seriously do own you... You can't get me out of your mind!

Bro, he belongs to me, I own the little shit.

Avante
07-01-2013, 04:11 PM
TeyshaBlue

Do you see me in your threads?

TeyshaBlue
07-01-2013, 04:13 PM
TeyshaBlue

Do you see me in your threads?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/itstimetostoppostingCat.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/itstimetostoppostingCat.jpg.html)

TeyshaBlue
07-01-2013, 04:15 PM
lol edit

Avante
07-01-2013, 04:16 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/itstimetostoppostingCat.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/itstimetostoppostingCat.jpg.html)

Speaking of lacking a sense of humor.

johnsmith
07-01-2013, 04:16 PM
You're in competition for the asshole of these forums as well, you know.
According to you and your little buddies in here anyway.

problem is, what you call "hitting the nail on the head" is missing the nail by miles. You guys are fantasizing about what really happens in my life. You improperly extrapolate the truth, and think it's the truth.

Any idea how stupid you all look by doing so? Then by agreeing with each other... You are no better than the pathetic grade school bullies that exist everywhere.. Except that I'm talking about when you're trying to sound intelligent and argue politics. Forget about all the fucking retarded shit you've said about your personal life, and trust me, it's all been retarded, but you are terrible at trying to win an argument and the guys that you suddenly just decided are somehow "unethical" are usually the ones picking apart all your stupid posts because they are just that, stupid.


Here we are again, talking about me, instead of the thread content.

LOL.... I seriously do own you... You can't get me out of your mind!

I promise, 100% promise that there are no other posters on this site that are taken less serious than you. You embarrass yourself every time you try to sound smart, you embarrass yourself every time you try to sound relevant, and you REALLY embarrass yourself when you try to be funny. The only thing you own is a few thousand posts worth of stupid here on spurstalk.....congratulations, even Avante demands more respect than you.

TeyshaBlue
07-01-2013, 04:16 PM
Speaking of lacking a sense of humor.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/badkitty.gif (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/badkitty.gif.html)

johnsmith
07-01-2013, 04:17 PM
Bro, he belongs to me, I own the little shit.

Says the guy that was so hurt by me that he put me on ignore....what a giant pussy.

Avante
07-01-2013, 04:22 PM
Look at this little shit, one minute it's...ignore Avante everyone....now it's...Avante won't talk to me...WAHWAHWHBOOHOBOOHOO.......hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! !!

What a little fucking freak.

johnsmith
07-01-2013, 04:24 PM
I wish Avante would keep me on ignore so I could continue to chat with people uninterrupted by a coward.

Avante
07-01-2013, 04:24 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/badkitty.gif (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/badkitty.gif.html)

Tinker Bell, look.....you simply don't have it, ok?

Avante
07-01-2013, 04:27 PM
I wish Avante would keep me on ignore so I could continue to chat with people uninterrupted by a coward.

You want it you got it just don't be crying around like a peg legged whore about it...ok?

If anyone ever sees me talking to this freak again....permanent self bannishment.

johnsmith
07-01-2013, 04:29 PM
You want it you got it just don't be crying around like a peg legged whore about it...ok?

If anyone ever sees me talking to this freak again....permanent self bannishment.

Lol....you know how many times you've failed to live up to that promise already? Seriously though, it was gold that you got so frustrated with me that you ignored me after I treated you the way you treat everyone on here....in only an hour too.

Shouldn't that tell you something?

Anyway, I'm going back to ignoring you....if anyone sees me talking to this clown again, it's permanent self banishment for me.

Blake
07-01-2013, 04:35 PM
Followers.

One word responses?

So you've given up on your stupid thread/story and went right back into your usual bull shit of crying about other posters.

What a stupid pussy.

Blake
07-01-2013, 04:37 PM
You want it you got it just don't be crying around like a peg legged whore about it...ok?

If anyone ever sees me talking to this freak again....permanent self bannishment.

Yeah, you said the same thing to me.

you're stupid.

Avante
07-01-2013, 04:45 PM
One word responses?

So you've given up on your stupid thread/story and went right back into your usual bull shit of crying about other posters.

What a stupid pussy.

No not at all...


The Antonians had never been this far beyond Jupiter before, they had heard from their neighbors the Aqualonians that we were a fickle people, easy to sway. We lacked strong convictions, just wave some $$$$$ in front of us and we would be theirs. The Aqualonians landed in the Middle East in the seventh century.

Blake
07-01-2013, 05:01 PM
No not at all...


The Antonians had never been this far beyond Jupiter before, they had heard from their neighbors the Aqualonians that we were a fickle people, easy to sway. We lacked strong convictions, just wave some $$$$$ in front of us and we would be theirs. The Aqualonians landed in the Middle East in the seventh century.

Now you're way off the point of your original story into even stupider territory.

Avante
07-01-2013, 05:09 PM
Now you're way off the point of your original story into even stupider territory.

Not at all....

The Antonians came here looking to recruit Earthlings for breeding purposes. They need workers. There is only one religion in Antonia....Crom. That is the belief that Crom (their God) is a big black man looking much like an Earthing. Crom precedes over Avan (hell). There is no Heaven/Paradise. Just different degrees of Avan (hell).

So when Al saw Dr.Booker..................

TeyshaBlue
07-01-2013, 05:09 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/grandpa_simpson_yelling_at_cloud_00.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/grandpa_simpson_yelling_at_cloud_00.jpg.html)

Avante
07-01-2013, 05:12 PM
Little man stick to...

Poll: Poll: Server Power (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213416)

...ok?

TeyshaBlue
07-01-2013, 05:16 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/ifc09f-1.gif (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/ifc09f-1.gif.html)

Blake
07-01-2013, 05:17 PM
Not at all....

The Antonians came here looking to recruit Earthlings for breeding purposes. They need workers. There is only one religion in Antonia....Crom. That is the belief that Crom (their God) is a big black man looking much like an Earthing. Crom precedes over Avan (hell). There is no Heaven/Paradise. Just different degrees of Avan (hell).

So when Al saw Dr.Booker..................

So Antonians are evolved but still incredibly stupid people that believe in a God that endorses slavery.

Sorry, the contradiction is just to stupid to make the story work.

Avante
07-01-2013, 05:19 PM
So Antonians are evolved but still incredibly stupid people that believe in a God that endorses slavery.

Sorry, the contradiction is just to stupid to make the story work.

Try reading the story...ok? I didn't mention....waving $$$$$$ in our face....fuck yes I did does that sound like slavery to you?

Dude, are you really as fucked as you act here?

Blake
07-01-2013, 05:25 PM
Easy to sway =/= pay for labor.....

Just forget it. You're too stupid to know how stupid this story is.

Talk about me some more.

Avante
07-01-2013, 05:32 PM
Easy to sway =/= pay for labor.....

Just forget it. You're too stupid to know how stupid this story is.

Talk about me some more.

translation

Oh yeah he was talking about buying labor not slavery, boy do I look stupid as usual.

Pretty imaginitive considering Avante made it up as he went, sure wish I had an imagination. All I;m good for is...you're stupid.

TeyshaBlue
07-01-2013, 05:50 PM
Let's break it down.....

Aliens are finally here there is no longer any question about do they exist. The first Earthling to encounter one of them in actual conversation is a black doctor in Harlem. So here is this alien from who knows where asking a black doctor if he is God, now what does that tell us.....yep, they thought God was black. There is no mention of Heaven there, I mentoned hell...right? So what did we see there? What we saw was an alien (a race that can speak any language) who thought a black man was God who reigns in....hell.

Point

When we do finally encounter the real deal what will their beliefs be.


You actually couldn't figure that out?

You really need to read some Heinlein. J.O.B. has a pretty good take on this...seriously.

Clipper Nation
07-01-2013, 06:20 PM
....crashs in Harlem. As locals start to go through the wreckage they discover four smallish beings, all around 4 feet tall with heads too big for their frail bodies. With overly long arms for their torso but their most outstanding feature... one large red eye in the middle of their forehead. Three of the four were obviously dead, with the other one barely hanging on. Al (short for alien) was taken to a local hospital by a pimp called...Ace, Al lived for a few hours before he also died.

The story goes.....

After being wheeled into a hospital room our visitor came to. After looking around Al begin to scream, obviously this got the attention of the staff, Dr. Elijah Lee Booker was the first one in the room, as he approached our visitor he was asked......"are you God?" The good doctor replied.....no, I'm Dr. Booker, he was then asked...."is this hell?"...before Doc could answer, Al was dead.
And you were a faggot, and still are...

Avante
07-01-2013, 07:06 PM
You really need to read some Heinlein. J.O.B. has a pretty good take on this...seriously.

I've read almost all his books along with those of all those great/classic sci fi authors. My sci fi library ...vast/immense.

Check out Olaf Stapeldons...ODD JOHN

Avante
07-01-2013, 07:08 PM
And you were a faggot, and still are...

translation

Once anyone gets beyond....you stupid faggot...I'm lost.

Rogue
07-01-2013, 08:40 PM
then the body of Al must have been immediately transported to the Area 51. no one knew nothing about "prism" until that badass Sn##den (censoring his name so FBI & CIA motherfuckers won't track my ass down) leaked out the some info on the internet, the harder the government tries to hide everything the firmer I'm gonna believe that such things like Area 51 truly exist.

Avante
07-02-2013, 12:29 AM
then the body of Al must have been immediately transported to the Area 51. no one knew nothing about "prism" until that badass Sn##den (censoring his name so FBI & CIA motherfuckers won't track my ass down) leaked out the some info on the internet, the harder the government tries to hide everything the firmer I'm gonna believe that such things like Area 51 truly exist.

Actually Al is in a grave at some cemetery in Harlem. As are his shipmates. Every July 10th (the day they crashed) a big bouquet of roses is layed on their grave, nobody knows who is responsible for this.

Wild Cobra
07-02-2013, 03:45 AM
Bro, he belongs to me, I own the little shit.

You can have him.

I already own enough people here.

Avante
07-02-2013, 09:37 AM
You can have him.

I already own enough people here.

Take Clipper Nation would ya please. Poor little shit.

ohmwrecker
07-02-2013, 11:14 AM
When we do finally encounter the real deal what will their beliefs be?

Probably nothing that we would even be able to comprehend and certainly nothing relatable to our beliefs. An alien who thinks the god is a black human being who rules hell is the one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. I would think someone with such a "vast" sci-fi library could come up with something better than that. God/Heaven/Hell are all human creations.

Also, the huge hole in your dumb story is that the doctor said no when the alien asked if he was god, so the follow up question about this being hell is pointless. Your point is pointless.

No surprise.

Avante
07-02-2013, 11:20 AM
Probably nothing that we would even be able to comprehend and certainly nothing relatable to our beliefs. An alien who thinks the god is a black human being who rules hell is the one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. I would think someone with such a "vast" sci-fi library could come up with something better than that. God/Heaven/Hell are all human creations.

Also, the huge hole in your dumb story is that the doctor said no when the alien asked if he was god, so the follow up question about this being hell is pointless. Your point is pointless.

No surprise.

As usual, totally lost.

The point was....we all have some God, some belief system. Even aliens.

There is no hole in my story, are you dumb enought to think there is nobody else in hell but God? Not that the kid waking up in a strange world has him really thinking all that clearly anyway.

You try so hard to be a punk, why?

ohmwrecker
07-02-2013, 11:25 AM
The point was....we all have some God, some belief system. Even aliens.

We have no way of knowing that.


There is no hole in my story, are you dumb enought to think there is nobody else in hell but God?

I don't believe in "hell".







Don't get mad at me because your story sucks.

Avante
07-02-2013, 11:27 AM
As usual, totally lost.

The point was....we all have some God, some belief system. Even aliens.

There is no hole in my story, are you dumb enought to think there is nobody else in hell but God? Not that the kid waking up in a strange world has him really thinking all that clearly anyway.

You try so hard to be a punk, why?

Dude are you really this dense?

I'll go real slow.

The story is about finding aliens then finding out they also believe in a God.

Wow~!~~~~~~~~

ohmwrecker
07-02-2013, 11:29 AM
What makes you think I don't get your story? I get it, I just think it's stupid because it is. Are you really this dense? Wow!~~~~~~~

ohmwrecker
07-02-2013, 11:31 AM
:lol aliens with the exact same religious belief system as humans.

Really? :lmao

CosmicCowboy
07-02-2013, 12:55 PM
Let's break it down.....

Aliens are finally here there is no longer any question about do they exist. The first Earthling to encounter one of them in actual conversation is a black doctor in Harlem. So here is this alien from who knows where asking a black doctor if he is God, now what does that tell us.....yep, they thought God was black. There is no mention of Heaven there, I mentoned hell...right? So what did we see there? What we saw was an alien (a race that can speak any language) who thought a black man was God who reigns in....hell.

Point

When we do finally encounter the real deal what will their beliefs be.


You actually couldn't figure that out?

So aliens are scared of black surgeons too?

CosmicCowboy
07-02-2013, 12:58 PM
So aliens are scared of black surgeons too?

I thought the point was that WC was an alien.

Clipper Nation
07-02-2013, 01:20 PM
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/476/728/199.jpg

Wild Cobra
07-02-2013, 03:55 PM
Take Clipper Nation would ya please. Poor little shit.

I don't have that many problems with him. Just set him free then.

Wild Cobra
07-02-2013, 03:56 PM
So aliens are scared of black surgeons too?


I thought the point was that WC was an alien.
LOL...

Blake
07-02-2013, 04:43 PM
LOL...

Lmao

Avante
07-02-2013, 06:40 PM
What makes you think I don't get your story? I get it, I just think it's stupid because it is. Are you really this dense? Wow!~~~~~~~

A story very similiar to it I wrote back in college, it was read to the class.

Avante
07-02-2013, 06:43 PM
:lol aliens with the exact same religious belief system as humans.

Really? :lmao

I knew ya didn't get it and you don't.

I'll go really really slow...

Those on the planet Antonia believe God is a big black man who looks like we do, He reigns over hell. There is no Heaven/Paradise, just different degrees of hell.

Getting it now?

Avante
07-02-2013, 06:46 PM
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/476/728/199.jpg

Hahahahahahaha...FINALLY FINALLY....you showed some creativity and real humor.

Maybe I'll keep the boy.

Avante
07-02-2013, 06:48 PM
I don't have that many problems with him. Just set him free then.

The little freak...FINALLY...came up with something far above his usual.. ok so I'm stupid...bullshit. Think I'll keep the boy.

ohmwrecker
07-02-2013, 07:18 PM
I knew ya didn't get it and you don't.

I'll go really really slow...

Those on the planet Antonia believe God is a big black man who looks like we do, He reigns over hell. There is no Heaven/Paradise, just different degrees of hell.

Getting it now?

I get that you are stupid and have an extremely limited imagination.

ohmwrecker
07-02-2013, 07:18 PM
A story very similiar to it I wrote back in college, it was read to the class.

Did they all laugh at you then too?

Avante
07-02-2013, 07:21 PM
I get that you are stupid and have an extremely limited imagination.

translation

What can't this guy do? Now a sci fi author...wow~~~~~~~~

Avante
07-02-2013, 07:21 PM
Did they all laugh at you then too?

Dude, it was college not grade school...ok?

Give me a topic/idea for a story and lets see how I do.

ohmwrecker
07-02-2013, 07:30 PM
No thanks.

TeyshaBlue
07-02-2013, 07:34 PM
translation

What can't this guy do? Now a sci fi author...wow~~~~~~~~

http://homerecording.com/bbs/images/smilies/facepalm.gif

CuckingFunt
07-02-2013, 07:40 PM
Author.

Avante
07-02-2013, 07:48 PM
No thanks.

Smart move.

Avante
07-02-2013, 07:49 PM
Author.

???

TeyshaBlue
07-02-2013, 07:51 PM
Smart move.

Saved us from having to read it.:lol

ohmwrecker
07-02-2013, 07:51 PM
Smart move.

Not especially. Just a general feeling of disinterest.

Avante
07-02-2013, 07:56 PM
Saved us from having to read it.:lol

Think about what you just said.

Avante
07-02-2013, 07:57 PM
Not especially. Just a general feeling of disinterest.

Notice you're in no other threads but this one.

CuckingFunt
07-02-2013, 07:58 PM
Author.

???

Exactly.

johnsmith
07-02-2013, 08:00 PM
Teyshablue is probably the easiest guy to get along with on this entire forum....he's always polite, he never takes sides, he reads everyone's posts and actually considers everyone's opinion....and even he thinks avante sucks.

Shocking....seriously....it's shocking.

ohmwrecker
07-02-2013, 08:00 PM
Notice you're in no other threads but this one.

Not true. However, there's a huge difference between being entertained by your story and being entertained by your continued failure.

johnsmith
07-02-2013, 08:00 PM
Exactly.

Lol

Avante
07-02-2013, 08:01 PM
Not true. However, there's a huge difference between being entertained by your story and being entertained by your continued failure.

Can you do better?

ohmwrecker
07-02-2013, 08:02 PM
Can you do better?

Yes.

Avante
07-02-2013, 08:03 PM
Exactly.

A story about...Author..? Would that be an author?

Avante
07-02-2013, 08:03 PM
Yes.

Prove it!

ohmwrecker
07-02-2013, 08:05 PM
Prove it!

Where's my $100? I don't give it away for free, bud.

Avante
07-02-2013, 08:07 PM
Where's my $100? I don't give it away for free, bud.

Do what I did make it up as ya go....for free.

ohmwrecker
07-02-2013, 08:10 PM
Do what I did make it up as ya go....for free.

Well, keep trying. Someday some idiot might pay for your shit stories.

Avante
07-02-2013, 08:26 PM
Well, keep trying. Someday some idiot might pay for your shit stories.

Like I said if you can do better.............

ohmwrecker
07-02-2013, 08:32 PM
Like I said if you can do better.............

I'm a pro. I get paid, son.

Avante
07-02-2013, 08:36 PM
I'm a pro. I get paid, son.

You're an author?

ohmwrecker
07-02-2013, 08:42 PM
You're an author?

I get paid for writing.

Avante
07-02-2013, 08:44 PM
I get paid for writing.

I'll try again.....

Are you an author?

ohmwrecker
07-02-2013, 08:46 PM
I'll try again.....

Are you an author?

I answered your question.

Avante
07-02-2013, 08:51 PM
I answered your question.

You getting paid to write doesn't make you an author.

Why are you struggling with this so, are you an author or not? Wow tuff question.

Avante
07-02-2013, 09:11 PM
So after word gets back to Antonia that mission number (456) has ended in disaster the powers that be (The Old Ones) decide to try it again. Being well aware of neighboring planets having huge success recruiting Earthing breeders.

CuckingFunt
07-02-2013, 09:13 PM
I get paid for writing.

I'll try again.....

Are you an author?

People who get paid to write are authors.

That is why you're not one.

Avante
07-02-2013, 09:21 PM
People who get paid to write are authors.

That is why you're not one.

I played football for twenty years yet never made a dime. Was I a football player?

I ran track for six years yet never made a dime. Was I a trackster?

I have had my art sent overseas, won contests yet never made a dime off it. Am I an artist?

I 've won a ton of dance contests, yet...hmmmm?..did win a little $$$$ there.

TeyshaBlue
07-02-2013, 09:21 PM
Teyshablue is probably the easiest guy to get along with on this entire forum....he's always polite, he never takes sides, he reads everyone's posts and actually considers everyone's opinion....and even he thinks avante sucks.

Shocking....seriously....it's shocking.

gfy:p:

TeyshaBlue
07-02-2013, 09:22 PM
Think about what you just said.

I did. You probably ought to give it a shot.

TeyshaBlue
07-02-2013, 09:24 PM
It's telling that I tried to engage you in a discussion of Heinlein's ideas on God/Satan re J.O.B., your response was to talk about how vast your sci fi collection is and how much you've read.

CuckingFunt
07-02-2013, 09:29 PM
I have had my art sent overseas, won contests yet never made a dime off it. Am I an artist?

You're an artist now, too?

Avante
07-02-2013, 09:33 PM
It's telling that I tried to engage you in a discussion of Heinlein's ideas on God/Satan re J.O.B., your response was to talk about how vast your sci fi collection is and how much you've read.

You simply mentioned I need to read Heinlien, I mentioned I have and others in the sci fi world.

Avante
07-02-2013, 09:38 PM
You're an artist now, too?

I always have been.

There I am in 6th grade drawing pictures when up walked my teacher, she looks down at my drawings and says.....follow me to the principles office and bring that along (drawings)

Once there...

Principle...so you like to draw?
me..love it.
Prin..(looking at my work)...this is really good.
me..thanks,
Prin...how would you like to represent the school in an exchange art program?
me..ok.

Was the ships artist in the Navy. Do art work for my wifes church.

TeyshaBlue
07-02-2013, 09:39 PM
You simply mentioned I need to read Heinlien, I mentioned I have and others in the sci fi world.

Here's how this is supposed to work:

Moi: You really need to read some Heinlein. J.O.B. has a pretty good take on this...seriously.
You: Yeah, I read it. The best line in there was "Is this Hell or is this Texas?"
or
You: No, I haven't read it. What's RH's take on God/Satan?
or
You: I've read almost all his books along with those of all those great/classic sci fi authors. My sci fi library ...vast/immense.


Although, I appreciate the Olaf reference. Not sure it's completely germane to a discussion of God and Satan, but I'll give it a spin.

CuckingFunt
07-02-2013, 09:41 PM
I rode a horse once. Yep.....I'm an equestrian.

I made dinner for myself tonight. Yep.......a chef.

After I watch a movie with my friends, I like to go out to dinner and talk about it. Bam.......film critic!

Avante
07-02-2013, 09:44 PM
Here's how this is supposed to work:

Moi: You really need to read some Heinlein. J.O.B. has a pretty good take on this...seriously.
You: Yeah, I read it. The best line in there was "Is this Hell or is this Texas?"
or
You: No, I haven't read it. What's RH's take on God/Satan?
or
You: I've read almost all his books along with those of all those great/classic sci fi authors. My sci fi library ...vast/immense.


Although, I appreciate the Olaf reference. Not sure it's completely germane to a discussion of God and Satan, but I'll give it a spin.

You don't go around pestering somebody like you do then all of a sudden expect some serious conversation.

TeyshaBlue
07-02-2013, 09:45 PM
You don't go around pestering somebody like you do then all of a sudden expect some serious conversation.

Of course I do. I just did.

TeyshaBlue
07-02-2013, 09:46 PM
Of course I do. I just did.

Do you think, for even the briefest second, that I take any of this banter serious? That's laughable.

TeyshaBlue
07-02-2013, 09:49 PM
I'll even stop down and talk coffee beans with boutons_deux.:lmao

Avante
07-02-2013, 09:57 PM
Do you think, for even the briefest second, that I take any of this banter serious? That's laughable.

I couldn't less what you I just wish you felt the same about me.

Avante
07-02-2013, 09:58 PM
I rode a horse once. Yep.....I'm an equestrian.

I made dinner for myself tonight. Yep.......a chef.

After I watch a movie with my friends, I like to go out to dinner and talk about it. Bam.......film critic!

Bingo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~

CuckingFunt
07-02-2013, 10:02 PM
I rode a horse once. Yep.....I'm an equestrian.

I made dinner for myself tonight. Yep.......a chef.

After I watch a movie with my friends, I like to go out to dinner and talk about it. Bam.......film critic!

Bingo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~


http://homerecording.com/bbs/images/smilies/facepalm.gif

Blake
07-02-2013, 10:16 PM
Bingo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~

I've never known a good messageboard use for "~" other than pictures

O/O==========> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

oh look! Now I'm an artist!

CuckingFunt
07-02-2013, 10:34 PM
poets, copywriters, technical writers, journalists, court stenographers, etc....

Stenographers don't get paid to write. They get paid to transcribe. All of the others you listed could be considered authors.


now show us those omgz3rs

Once was plenty.

TeyshaBlue
07-02-2013, 10:40 PM
I couldn't less what you I just wish you felt the same about me.

In English, please. Thx.

mrsmaalox
07-02-2013, 10:43 PM
I couldn't less what you I just wish you felt the same about me.


In English, please. Thx.

I think he's tired of your one sided relationship. All he does is give, give, give....

CuckingFunt
07-02-2013, 11:08 PM
and i believe avante's contention in the context of this thread is that an author differs from a paid writer in that one requires creativity and the other doesn't necessarily

Avante's contention is that his hobbies and middling accomplishments are worthy of titles that typically connote a level of training, study, and/or professional achievement he has not met.


and once may have been plenty but it apparently wasn't enough

Sure it was. Would have been there for posterity, had Kori and LJ not gotten rid of the Troll forum.

johnsmith
07-03-2013, 01:25 AM
all authors are writers

not all writers are authors

the word author connotes the sense of creating something - if you look at merriam-webster (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/author) the word is derived from the latin 'auctor' - http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/auctor - with the close association to adding something or augmenting something

on the other hand

the word writer (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/write) seems to refer to the physical act of writing itself.

and i believe avante's contention in the context of this thread is that an author differs from a paid writer in that one requires creativity and the other doesn't necessarily

(to add to my previous examples of writers who aren't authors -- marketing/ad writers, speechwriters, press release writers...)

and once may have been plenty but it apparently wasn't enough

At ,east you have been consistently bad at the internet for all these years. You're garbage.

Avante
07-03-2013, 04:57 AM
Avante's contention is that his hobbies and middling accomplishments are worthy of titles that typically connote a level of training, study, and/or professional achievement he has not met.



Sure it was. Would have been there for posterity, had Kori and LJ not gotten rid of the Troll forum.

You always seem to never really get it.

I'm a reader, and anytime I get into anything I do the work. I search out what books I need. I have read everything I need to read on all those pet subjects of mine, this goes far beyond just a hobby, collecting stamps is a hobby. I could sit down in front of anyone in the world and go toe to toe with them on those pet interests of mine. I have had the trianing, I have done the study. Nobody has done more study to be blunt.

I cannot believe you haven't figured this yet.

There are no pewar blues cats, world class sprinters, pro footballers I'm not aware of. Why you have some need to continue to act like that isn't reality....????

I'd love to see you/anyone here try to stump me on those topics, it cannot be done.

Look at you ..."an artist now"....oh hell no just lying.
http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2013/7/3/904738.jpg






http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2013/7/3/904734.jpg














http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2013/7/3/904731.jpg

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 09:19 AM
lol training. lol e-peen

Avante
07-03-2013, 09:37 AM
lol training. lol e-peen

I have a map I made of the south, on that map is all the towns those old blues cats came from, the year they were born and the year they first recorded. I also have a tablet full of stuff like this...

Recorded pre 1930 Mississippi Delta...then the list of all those who did just that.

Al those NFL1000 yd rushers out of all the colleges.

All the sub10.40 sprinters to ever play in the NFL, those 26 foot long jumpers, those sub 14.00 hurdlers.

I have every sub 10.00 sprinter were ever lived.

Then there's all those great tracksters from the HBCU.

Essential...Texas, Piedmont, Aklabama, Georgia, Memphis, St.Louis, Mississippi...blues.

All the 1000 yard wide receivers in NFL history.

Wanna talk the origins of the old AFL? How about the Dallas Cowboys?

Just finished recording...

The Dixon Brothers'
Johnnie Temple
Walter Davis
Kid Prince Moore
The Callahan Brothers
J.P.Nestor
Black Boy Shine
Maggie Jones

....I know....who?

And it goes on and on and on.......

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 09:41 AM
Put your e-peen away. Nobody is impressed. Nobody.

Except you.

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 09:42 AM
Well, maybe SBM.

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 09:43 AM
But I suspect that's more of a crush than pure adulation.

Avante
07-03-2013, 09:57 AM
Put your e-peen away. Nobody is impressed. Nobody.

Except you.

Well we could also talk about pussy/cock and the dailey news. Seen any good movies lately?

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 10:10 AM
No, but I did build a small studio upstairs. It was a coat closet before I framed it out into the attic for more space.
I'm an architect, interior designer and acoustic engineer now!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/Studio4_zpsf77acf3b.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/Studio4_zpsf77acf3b.jpg.html)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/Studio2_zps83446063.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/Studio2_zps83446063.jpg.html)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/Studio3_zps8c080568.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/Studio3_zps8c080568.jpg.html)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/studio1_zps25e9acbc.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/studio1_zps25e9acbc.jpg.html)

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 10:12 AM
I should start a thousand threads about my mastery of the architectural arts.

Avante
07-03-2013, 10:30 AM
I should start a thousand threads about my mastery of the architectural arts.

Why would I care how many threads you started about whatever? How does that effect me?

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 10:32 AM
Wasn't really asking your opinion nor for your approval. Don't really care whether or not it effects or affects you.

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 10:33 AM
But I suspect nobody, outside of me, would be very interested, so I'll pass on the 1000 thread e-peen impulse.

Avante
07-03-2013, 10:36 AM
Wasn't really asking your opinion nor for your approval. Don't really care whether or not if effects or affects you.

Remember how a conversation goes...right?

Avante
07-03-2013, 10:37 AM
But I suspect nobody, outside of me, would be very interested, so I'll pass on the 1000 thread e-peen impulse.

So play it safe and talk about....

food
news
tv
sex
movies
is there a God

....blend in don't stand out.

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 10:41 AM
Remember how a conversation goes...right?

You asked a question, I answered it. Seems to meet your criteria for a conversation, right?

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 10:41 AM
So play it safe and talk about....

food
news
tv
sex
movies
is there a God

....blend in don't stand out.

Not really. But thanks for playing.

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 10:43 AM
Not really. But thanks for playing.


But I suspect nobody, outside of me, would be very interested, so I'll pass on the 1000 thread e-peen impulse.

I understand that may be a foreign concept to you. It's ok.

Avante
07-03-2013, 10:45 AM
You asked a question, I answered it. Seems to meet your criteria for a conversation, right?

With you, sure, my bad.

Avante
07-03-2013, 10:46 AM
Not really. But thanks for playing.

That made no sense.

Sportcamper
07-03-2013, 11:02 AM
Cool man cave Teysha…Pro-tools, lava lamp, what kind of speakers?

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 11:07 AM
KRK Rokkit 5's. Love 'em...and that's Sonar Producer 8.5. Looks like a PT screen tho.:lol

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 11:10 AM
That made no sense.

I know it didn't to you. Grok this. Your e-peen can't dictate what or who I am. I know it makes it easier for you to deal with, but it's a flawed methodology.

Sportcamper
07-03-2013, 11:15 AM
Lots of cool retro stuff going on…Lava lamps made a huge comeback in the 90’s…Not a legit recording studio without a lava lamp…Trying to find a photo of my E.L.O. spaceship lamp...

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 11:15 AM
Lots of cool retro stuff going on…Lava lamps made a huge comeback in the 90’s…Not a legit recording studio without a lava lamp…
Trying to find a photo of my E.L.O. spaceship lamp...

*jealous*

Avante
07-03-2013, 11:16 AM
I know it didn't to you. Grok this. Your e-peen can't dictate what or who I am. I know it makes it easier for you to deal with, but it's a flawed methodology.

Grok this, not at all interested in anything about you. You're here following me around, remember?

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 11:16 AM
Not really. Thanks for playing....again.

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 11:17 AM
And you can stop responding to me at any time, e-peenator.

silverblk mystix
07-03-2013, 11:18 AM
Teysha trying really hard to gain membership into the;

"We are smarter than you" E-gang.

Congrats!

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 11:19 AM
Teysha trying really hard to gain membership into the;

"We are smarter than you" E-gang.

Congrats!
SBM trying on a strap on e-peen for size.

Congrats!

Avante
07-03-2013, 11:20 AM
And you can stop responding to me at any time, e-peenator.

You can leave anytime. Why are you here anyway?

Avante
07-03-2013, 11:23 AM
Teysha trying really hard to gain membership into the;

"We are smarter than you" E-gang.

Congrats!

Who is this little shit anyway? I just happened to look down at my leg expecting to see one if the gang and there was this little shit frantically humping away, shocked the shit out of me. This one looks goofier than the rest.

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 11:24 AM
I was talking to sportcamper...oh and I like to mock e-peenators.

silverblk mystix
07-03-2013, 11:24 AM
SBM trying on a strap on e-peen for size.

Congrats!

Please share with me the fascination with joining others who think they are superior to others in absolutely every facet of life?

How does putting others down to give yourself a good feeling equate to satisfaction?

Big accomplishment = you are now part of a group that believes they have to always prove they are the smart group at the expense of others.


:sleep

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 11:24 AM
Who is this little shit anyway? I just happened to look down at my leg expecting to see one if the gang and there was this little shit frantically humping away, shocked the shit out of me. This one looks goofier than the rest.

lol 3rd grade.

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 11:27 AM
Please share with me the fascination with joining others who think they are superior to others in absolutely every facet of life?

How does putting others down to give yourself a good feeling equate to satisfaction?

Big accomplishment = you are now part of a group that believes they have to always prove they are the smart group at the expense of others.


:sleep
Your premise is completely flawed.
I don't believe I'm superior to anybody in any particular facet of life. That's Avante's gig.
I don't belong to any group.
I don't gain anything from mocking e-peens other than killing time. Funny you should equate good feelings to this. Telling.
Protip. E gangs don't exist. It's the internet, little fella.

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 11:28 AM
Your premise is completely flawed.
I don't believe I'm superior to anybody in any particular facet of life. That's Avante's gig.
I don't belong to any group.
I don't gain anything from mocking e-peens other than killing time. Funny you should equate good feelings to this. Telling.
Protip. E gangs don't exist. It's the internet, little fella.

Fucking BBS...how do they work???11111

I have no idea how I quoted myself.:lol

Avante
07-03-2013, 11:29 AM
lol 3rd grade.

I seriously doubt 3rd graders are talking about leg humpers?

silverblk mystix
07-03-2013, 11:32 AM
Your premise is completely flawed.
I don't belong to any group.
I don't gain anything from mocking e-peens other than killing time. Funny you should equate good feelings to this. Telling.
Protip. E gangs don't exist. It's the internet, little fella.

I don't have a premise and this isn't a class where you have to be pretentious to impress others so why not drop the "premise..is...flawed" bullshit.

Just talk to me like a guy and forget about what others say or feel about you.

You are in here for no reason other than to gang up on a poster whom the majority decided is inferior. What are you getting out of it?

I had respect for you prior to your recent "sucking up" posts due to your musicianship - but I see how mistaken I was. You are exhibiting assholish behavior just to be "in" with other pretentious and condescending posters.

Grow a pair , pal, and seriously think about what you are doing.

leemajors
07-03-2013, 11:38 AM
I don't have a premise and this isn't a class where you have to be pretentious to impress others so why not drop the "premise..is...flawed" bullshit.

Just talk to me like a guy and forget about what others say or feel about you.

You are in here for no reason other than to gang up on a poster whom the majority decided is inferior. What are you getting out of it?

I had respect for you prior to your recent "sucking up" posts due to your musicianship - but I see how mistaken I was. You are exhibiting assholish behavior just to be "in" with other pretentious and condescending posters.

Grow a pair , pal, and seriously think about what you are doing.

:lmao

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 11:44 AM
I seriously doubt 3rd graders are talking about leg humpers?

I went to a pretty wheels-off school.:lol

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 11:52 AM
I don't have a premise and this isn't a class where you have to be pretentious to impress others so why not drop the "premise..is...flawed" bullshit.

Just talk to me like a guy and forget about what others say or feel about you.

I'm an analyst in real life. This is the way I talk all day. Sorry it's a problem for you.



You are in here for no reason other than to gang up on a poster whom the majority decided is inferior. What are you getting out of it?
I really don't care what this "majority" thinks or does. I really don't couch my response in terms of what this "majority" would deem appropriate.
As I stated earlier, I get to escape the database for awhile....the same reason I post in the Politcal Forum and the Tech Forum. It's not hard to figure out when you stop trying to ascribe motivation.


I had respect for you prior to your recent "sucking up" posts due to your musicianship - but I see how mistaken I was. You are exhibiting assholish behavior just to be "in" with other pretentious and condescending posters.

Grow a pair , pal, and seriously think about what you are doing.

My musicianship, such that it is, stands on it's own. I don't like very many musicians....we tend to be narcissistic assholes with the attending ego issues, but I love alot of their music. I'm fairly assholish in real life and yeah, I suppose condescension is an aspect of that character trait. I've learned to live with it by accepting that I'm not really superior to anyone and frankly, could care less what most think about me. I'm comfortable in my skin.

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 11:54 AM
Not even real sure why I bothered to respond in that fashion. tl:dr.

silverblk mystix
07-03-2013, 12:00 PM
I'm an analyst in real life. This is the way I talk all day. Sorry it's a problem for you.


Actually - you are a human being. "Analyst" is a label that you placed on yourself - and then identified with it - and decided that this gives you the license to speak to others like a pretentious asshole.



I really don't care what this "majority" thinks or does. I really don't couch my response in terms of what this "majority" would deem appropriate.


If this is true - I would suggest you go back to the last few weeks and watch yourself and your postings who are always very similar and in cahoots with other pretentious assholes.



As I stated earlier, I get to escape the database for awhile....the same reason I post in the Politcal Forum and the Tech Forum. It's not hard to figure out when you stop trying to ascribe motivation.



My musicianship, such that it is, stands on it's own. I don't like very many musicians....we tend to be narcissistic assholes with the attending ego issues, but I love alot of their music. I'm fairly assholish in real life and yeah, I suppose condescension is an aspect of that character trait. I've learned to live with it by accepting that I'm not really superior to anyone.


Actually - the brutal truth is not that you learned to live with it as a character trait - the brutal truth is that you found some assholes similar to yourself and felt very comfortable joining ranks with them. Pathetic. In addition - yes you do act superior to others who you and other assholes somehow decided - were inferior.
I only addressed you because I had already given up hope on the others - but you are on the exact same road as they are. Nothing to be proud of IMO.

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 12:02 PM
You don't get it. Ok. C'est la vie.

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 12:03 PM
You and I could have a beer and talk music all night long SBM because, for me, this stuff completely dissappears when I switch of my computer.

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 12:04 PM
Free your mind and your ass will follow.

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 12:05 PM
And I can usually be counted on to pick up the first round. Another character flaw.:p:

CuckingFunt
07-03-2013, 12:16 PM
I don't have a premise

We know.

Avante
07-03-2013, 12:17 PM
I don't have a premise and this isn't a class where you have to be pretentious to impress others so why not drop the "premise..is...flawed" bullshit.

Just talk to me like a guy and forget about what others say or feel about you.

You are in here for no reason other than to gang up on a poster whom the majority decided is inferior. What are you getting out of it?

I had respect for you prior to your recent "sucking up" posts due to your musicianship - but I see how mistaken I was. You are exhibiting assholish behavior just to be "in" with other pretentious and condescending posters.

Grow a pair , pal, and seriously think about what you are doing.

Inferior? Or maybe..what's he talking about? Stick to sex, tv, movies.......

silverblk mystix
07-03-2013, 12:18 PM
We know.

Oh my, how clever and snarky and intelligent you sound.

Very impressive. Here is a toast to your hotel receptionist career after you finish school at 45.


:toast

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 12:22 PM
Oh my, how clever and snarky and intelligent you sound.

Very impressive. Here is a toast to your hotel receptionist career after you finish school at 45.


:toast

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silverblk mystix
07-03-2013, 12:22 PM
Inferior? Or maybe..what's he talking about? Stick to sex, tv, movies.......

They think that if it isn't in some "certificate" or in some "official credential" that somehow it is "less"

They think that because the "group" agrees - this makes it above the people not in the "group"

They can't stand alone because it is scary and feel the need to be "validated" by others. lol.

mrsmaalox
07-03-2013, 12:23 PM
No, but I did build a small studio upstairs. It was a coat closet before I framed it out into the attic for more space.
I'm an architect, interior designer and acoustic engineer now!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/Studio4_zpsf77acf3b.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/Studio4_zpsf77acf3b.jpg.html)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/Studio2_zps83446063.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/Studio2_zps83446063.jpg.html)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/Studio3_zps8c080568.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/Studio3_zps8c080568.jpg.html)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/studio1_zps25e9acbc.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/studio1_zps25e9acbc.jpg.html)

You forgot to add "photographer"

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 12:23 PM
They think that if it isn't in some "certificate" or in some "official credential" that somehow it is "less"

They think that because the "group" agrees - this makes it above the people not in the "group"

They can't stand alone because it is scary and feel the need to be "validated" by others. lol.

Score!
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mrsmaalox
07-03-2013, 12:24 PM
Lots of cool retro stuff going on…Lava lamps made a huge comeback in the 90’s…Not a legit recording studio without a lava lamp…Trying to find a photo of my E.L.O. spaceship lamp...

What?!?! Need to see that!

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 12:27 PM
What?!?! Need to see that!

I know! Then I need to get WC to snag the address so I can steal it!

mrsmaalox
07-03-2013, 12:32 PM
I know! Then I need to get WC to snag the address so I can steal it!

I know I've said this a million times here, but my cousin is married to an original member of ELO; their house is decorated top to bottom in ELO memorabilia and I have not seen a spaceship lamp there!

Avante
07-03-2013, 04:59 PM
I went to a pretty wheels-off school.:lol


So you were babied.

TeyshaBlue
07-03-2013, 05:39 PM
lol. Keep up the good work.
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Avante
07-03-2013, 08:16 PM
Getting back to the topic, sorta. Hmmm..no not really.

The top 5 alll time sci fi authors?

Rogue
07-03-2013, 08:30 PM
have never seen an UFO myself but I believe they really exist. Alien's technologies are lightyears a head of ours, which's a fact that hurts the huge ego of our "scientists" so most of them tend to be skeptical about the existence of aliens, even though they also know that they're just fooling themselves.

I've been pondering UFO and alien stuffs since when I was in highschool and I have found some similarities between those "flying saucers" and some phenomena on the earth, like the continents moving towards the north pole (which I believe is caused by the self-rotation of the earth.) the spinning movement of the earth also provides the energy, which's why the rotating speed of the earth has always been "falling down" gradually and continuously

Avante
07-04-2013, 01:36 AM
have never seen an UFO myself but I believe they really exist. Alien's technologies are lightyears a head of ours, which's a fact that hurts the huge ego of our "scientists" so most of them tend to be skeptical about the existence of aliens, even though they also know that they're just fooling themselves.

I've been pondering UFO and alien stuffs since when I was in highschool and I have found some similarities between those "flying saucers" and some phenomena on the earth, like the continents moving towards the north pole (which I believe is caused by the self-rotation of the earth.) the spinning movement of the earth also provides the energy, which's why the rotating speed of the earth has always been "falling down" gradually and continuously

Antonians

lakerhaterade
07-04-2013, 05:46 AM
Antonians
hey n!gger

Relevancy
07-04-2013, 11:17 AM
I was really attracted to the idea of UFOS existing awhile back, I read different cases of abductions, but at the end it ended up nowhere, until I see something unexplained I'll remain skeptic.. that's how everyone one of you should be to, because no matter how much you read about something, you will never know the actual truth until those your eyes see it.

Avante
07-04-2013, 11:41 AM
I was really attracted to the idea of UFOS existing awhile back, I read different cases of abductions, but at the end it ended up nowhere, until I see something unexplained I'll remain skeptic.. that's how everyone one of you should be to, because no matter how much you read about something, you will never know the actual truth until those your eyes see it.

We all plenty of people we'd trust if they told us something.