The Begging

[jeebus]

Post any and all begging related posts in here. I'll kick things off

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[ElNono]

Wonder how Venti feels about this, tbh....

[StrengthAndHonor]

Post any and all begging related posts in here. I'll kick things off

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OMG, Jack Nicholson too? Whose next? Andy Garcia? :lol

[Robz4000]

:cry #stayD12 :cry

[Sportcamper]

OMG, Jack Nicholson too? Whose next? Andy Garcia? :lol

No way…Andy is way down on the list…Next would be a phone call from Dianne Cannon & Penny Marshall…Then a call from USC’s Lane Kiffin promising Dwight that he will run through the banner all by himself on USC’s opening day…Then a call from Magic & Adriane Gonzales of the Dodgers promising to throw Dwight a very special Quinceañera on the Dodgers center field lawn…

[jeebus]

Wonder how Venti feels about this, tbh....
He's been in his panic room since yesterday smdh

[HI-FI]

He's been in his panic room since yesterday smdh
:lol

I could see Venti or his parents having a panic room, seems like the thing to do in LA. i won't lie, if I had one i'd probably make it my masturbation chamber.

[Spurs9]

Its been reported by WOJ that this guy has also been in contact to get DH to stay.






































































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Stay #dh12 :cry

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[jeebus]

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it all depends. if Oden can prove he can play 50 games without snapping, he might be worth the look. I'd limit his games though.

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^Don't be purposely obtuse. Otherwise I'll cast you down with the sodomites.

[jeebus]

^Don't be purposely obtuse. Otherwise I'll cast you down with the sodomites.
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[BatManu20]

:lol So thirsty

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That's Christy Turlington compared to 6.

[BatManu20]

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[BatManu20]

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[jeebus]

http://i.imgur.com/qxwLU5e.jpg

[Mugen]

http://i.imgur.com/qxwLU5e.jpg

:lol

[BatManu20]

http://i.imgur.com/qxwLU5e.jpg

:lol Really though.

[spurraider21]

^Don't be purposely obtuse. Otherwise I'll cast you down with the sodomites.
Go pinch a loaf

[Findog]

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[monosylab1k]

^Don't be purposely obtuse. Otherwise I'll cast you down with the sodomites.

The Lakers are crawling, Cubby. Belly draggin. Which means so are you.

[irishock]

Danny Ainge made a courtesy call to Dwight Howard's representatives to gauge whether the Los Angeles Lakers free agent was interested in joining the Boston Celtics in a sign and trade.
Howard rejected the offer.
The Lakers and Celtics have a storied NBA rivalry.
Howard is expected to consider only the Lakers, Houston Rockets, Golden State Warriors, Atlanta Hawks and Dallas Mavericks in unrestricted free agency.

Via Gary Washburn/Boston Globe (https://twitter.com/GwashNBAGlobe)

[monosylab1k]

:lol it's like the only way Danny Ainge can achieve an erection is by publicly embarrassing himself.

[whitemamba]

damn it dwight! fuck u and the cast of the sound of music, they all bastards anyway u giant dumb fuck.

[irishock]

Aids-riddled faggot at it again

Earvin Magic Johnson ‏@MagicJohnson (https://twitter.com/MagicJohnson)1h (https://twitter.com/MagicJohnson/status/351807835505565698)
I hope Kobe, Steve, Coach D'Antoni, Mitch, Jim and Jeanie Buss can get @DwightHoward (https://twitter.com/DwightHoward) to stay with the Lakers!

[whitemamba]

Aids-riddled faggot at it again

Earvin Magic Johnson ‏@MagicJohnson (https://twitter.com/MagicJohnson)1h (https://twitter.com/MagicJohnson/status/351807835505565698)
I hope Kobe, Steve, Coach D'Antoni, Mitch, Jim and Jeanie Buss can get @DwightHoward (https://twitter.com/DwightHoward) to stay with the Lakers!


pretty sure everyone that is trying to recruit him is sucking his dick, lakers are trying harder by putting up signs and shit, but regardless houston brought in the dream, and their main players.. so what are you trying to imply here?

[jag]

MJ never begged.

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Belly draggin.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Samuel Eto'o]

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Its like he is a fucking dog or something.

[fevertrees]

lmao this is the most embarrassing thing I've seen in sports in quite some time.

[benefactor]

What a horrible fall from grace for such a proud franchise. Dr. Buss is spinning in his grave.

[D-Wade]

Embarrassing that a franchise with all that history could be talking about building statues for a dude who's accomplished nothing.

Lakers new theme song as they chase D-12....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSUSFow70no

[KL2]

Lakers getting cuckolded :lol

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Lakers getting cuckolded :lol

It happened to Duncan too.

[ElNono]

Its like he is a fucking dog or something.

:lmao

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What a horrible fall from grace for such a proud franchise. Dr. Buss is spinning in his grave.

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[KL2]

It happened to Duncan too.


Duncan kicked his bitch out like a real man and he's got a prenup as well, Amy=Fucked (no pun intended)

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Duncan kicked his bitch out like a real man and he's got a prenup as well, Amy=Fucked (no pun intended)

A wink is as good as a nod to a blind man.

[BatManu20]

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is that supposed to mean something deeper than the obvious?

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is that supposed to mean something deeper than the obvious?

No. Just checkin' assholes comprehensively.

[MeloHype]

Yannis Koutroupis @YannisHW
Lakers' pitch to Dwight Howard tomorrow will indeed include having his own TV show, sources confirm

[Clipper Nation]

It happened to Duncan too.

Even the embarrassment of finding out that Stephen Jackson has been fucking your wife on the down low doesn't compare to what the Lakers are doing, tbh :lol

[Clipper Nation]

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The Begging

[StrengthAndHonor]

Fwiw

Dave McMenamin ✔ @mcten According to a source familiar with Dwight's meeting w/ HOU, the Rockets discussed TV opportunities for DH on Comcast SportsNet Houston
9:15 PM - 1 Jul 2013 (https://twitter.com/mcten/statuses/351871680584495104)

:lol Dwight is such a diva, I'm glad we're not making a run for this cancer. I'd rather keep DJ at this point and preserve that great locker room chemistry.

[monosylab1k]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

Irregardless, your team looks pathetic, crawlin and beggin. And by association, you do too.

[jeebus]

Yannis Koutroupis @YannisHW
Lakers' pitch to Dwight Howard tomorrow will indeed include having his own TV show, sources confirm


Fwiw

Dave McMenamin ✔ @mcten According to a source familiar with Dwight's meeting w/ HOU, the Rockets discussed TV opportunities for DH on Comcast SportsNet Houston
9:15 PM - 1 Jul 2013 (https://twitter.com/mcten/statuses/351871680584495104)

:lol Dwight is such a diva, I'm glad we're not making a run for this cancer. I'd rather keep DJ at this point and preserve that great locker room chemistry.
wait

so LA and Houston want to give this cockanus a tv deal?

[baseline bum]

:cry Only celeb Houston can counter with is Karla Faye Tucker :cry
R:lolckets = F:lolcked

[Clipper Nation]

I'd rather keep DJ at this point and preserve that great locker room chemistry.

DJ is basically Bible Kemp Jr., same lack of improvement in their game, same horrible attitude.... supposedly the Clippers are interested in Andray Blatche, I'd rather have him starting at center at a far cheaper price, tbh.....

[djohn2oo8]

wait

so LA and Houston want to give this cockanus a tv deal?

No. Half of Houston residents don't even have Comcast sports network. If he signed, more cable providers would pick up the network.

[baseline bum]

Its like he is a fucking dog or something.

He's got the "roll over" trick down to perfection.

[djohn2oo8]

I won't be too pissed if Dwight doesn't come. Rockets have made the Lakers do something they've never done before. Get down on all fours and beg like a fuckin dog, for "Tyson Chandler 2.0" no less. Jerry wouldn't have done that.

[StrengthAndHonor]

wait

so LA and Houston want to give this cockanus a tv deal?


Looks like it :lol I thought no one could top Lebron's decision but IMO, this is worse tbh.

:lol @ TV show package

[HI-FI]

Even the embarrassment of finding out that Stephen Jackson has been fucking your wife on the down low doesn't compare to what the Lakers are doing, tbh :lol

finding out Grinch is laying down pipe on your wife has got to hurt, but LA is supposed to be this place that free agents have been dreaming of going to their whole life, it sells itself etc.... I've never seen this shit before, even Kobe is getting on his knees Colorado style because he knows with Achilles, he will be more dependent on bigs than ever before.

[BatManu20]

Lakers Summer '13 anthem

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[StrengthAndHonor]

DJ is basically Bible Kemp Jr., same lack of improvement in their game, same horrible attitude.... supposedly the Clippers are interested in Andray Blatche, I'd rather have him starting at center at a far cheaper price, tbh.....


Yeah, Dwight is better offensively but again, with his baggage, its no bueno. I honestly don't like Blatche, he was decent last season for a reason. Contract year. I lived in DC for years and this guy I'm telling you is a paycheck player. Personally, I'd stay away from him specially if he's leaving in L.A. where prostitutes are dime a dozen :lol

[StrengthAndHonor]

I won't be too pissed if Dwight doesn't come. Rockets have made the Lakers do something they've never done before. Get down on all fours and beg like a fuckin dog, for "Tyson Chandler 2.0" no less. Jerry wouldn't have done that.



But DJ, tbqh, the Rockets are doing practically the same thing the Lakers are doing for Howard.

Rockets invited 2 generations worth of legends to talk to him (Olajuwon, Drexler, Yao on Skype and Mutombo) including the GM, Owner, Harden, Parsons and who knows who else.

The Rockets (assuming its true) is stooping down to L.A.'s level now by also coming up with their own TV show package :lol. Additionally, Howard is demanding a third max player, supposedly, he wants Houston to mirror Miami's Big 3, which is stupid to begin with since all those 3 players didn't take max salaries.

I like the Rockets organization so I wish them well, but if you guys missed out on him, I wouldn't consider it a huge loss tbh.


If a player needs this much convincing, then I would rather not have him tbh. CP3, Lebron and even Melo didn't need much pitch. They all know what they want and at the end of the day signed with the team that they know will give them a fair chance of winning.

[djohn2oo8]

But DJ, tbqh, the Rockets are doing practically the same thing the Lakers are doing for Howard.

Rockets invited 2 generations worth of legends to talk to him (Olajuwon, Drexler, Yao on Skype and Mutombo) including the GM, Owner, Harden, Parsons and who knows who else.

The Rockets (assuming its true) is stooping down to L.A.'s level now by also coming up with their own TV show package :lol. Additionally, Howard is demanding a third max player, supposedly, he wants Houston to mirror Miami's Big 3, which is stupid to begin with since all those 3 players didn't take max salaries.

I like the Rockets organization so I wish them well, but if you guys missed out on him, I wouldn't consider it a huge loss tbh.


If a player needs this much convincing, then I would rather not have him tbh. CP3, Lebron and even Melo didn't need much pitch. They all know what they want and at the end of the day signed with the team that they know will give them a fair chance of winning.

I look at it as L.A. stooping down anyway. With the billboards, and the statue promises, they've already stooped down. The Rockets didn't offer him a tv show. Probably just extra endorsements from Comcast or NBC. They're the Lakers, they don't need to offer anyone a tv show. The Rockets have embarrased L.A. because they considered them a real threat to sign Dwight outright. The billboards, statue promises, and Mitch showing up before Dwight's first meeting shows how desperate they are. If he doesn't come, like you said it's no big loss. But he knows where he's going and he's known for a while. He's just milking the free agency courting because he fucked up his opportunity to opt out last year.

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I look at it as L.A. stooping down anyway. With the billboards, and the statue promises, they've already stooped down. The Rockets didn't offer him a tv show. Probably just extra endorsements from Comcast or NBC. They're the Lakers, they don't need to offer anyone a tv show. The Rockets have embarrased L.A. because they considered them a real threat to sign Dwight outright. The billboards, statue promises, and Mitch showing up before Dwight's first meeting shows how desperate they are. If he doesn't come, like you said it's no big loss. But he knows where he's going and he's known for a while. He's just milking the free agency courting because he fucked up his opportunity to opt out last year.

Yer in the same fucking line as us, dj. Don't even start.

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Irregardless, your team looks pathetic, crawlin and beggin. And by association, you do too.

Never denied such.

[Joyrider]

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[djohn2oo8]

Yer in the same fucking line as us, dj. Don't even start.
Nope. Nobody is in the same line as you. Promising statues and such. Begging like a fuckin' dog on all fours. Your pants have been pulled down and your ass is showing.

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Even the embarrassment of finding out that Stephen Jackson has been fucking your wife on the down low doesn't compare to what the Lakers are doing, tbh :lol

Because it ain't your wife. How bout if you walked in and found your wife face ass down on the couch and some buck is pounding her like trout meat? Both of them completely nude, black & white mixed together in a flurry & fury of activity & intensity that you had never before witnessed in this woman, your wife. She, so lost in the scalding deception that you both portend that your presence is unseen.

Well?

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Nope. Nobody is in the same line as you. Promising statues and such. Begging like a fuckin' dog on all fours. Your pants have been pulled down and your ass is showing.

Who else in the room besides me & the Ellis girl?

[ElNono]

:lol Dwight is such a diva, I'm glad we're not making a run for this cancer. I'd rather keep DJ at this point and preserve that great locker room chemistry.

and decency...

[Rogue]

lakers have every reason to solicit his signature on a new contract. He's a drama queen that's a perfect fit for the city's lifestyle, and they still wanna make another push in Kobe's era next season so they can't afford to lose their best player for nothing. but I don't the reason why Dallas should go all out for him, with the cap space we can sign other players who're younger and have better potential (like Tyreke Evans). I mean seriously, even if we got DH this summer somehow, would it get us right back in the title contention next season? I'd rather gather some wonderkids and start building for the future tbh

[Killakobe81]

The Lakers are crawling, Cubby. Belly draggin. Which means so are you.

Fuck, Mono. Although I am against the max for Dwight you are right. We cant claim "16" without owning this shameless shit. Only Cubes or Morey can save us from this bullshit, but the shame, the stain of "begging" remains. I begged for a girl once in my life and I regret that shit to this day ...I have kinda blocked it but she knows. She was hot and I was young in love and dumb but shit wa pathetic and unlike the Lakers I knew no better. Never again, never again.

[Killakobe81]

lakers have every reason to solicit his signature on a new contract. He's a drama queen that's a perfect fit for the city's lifestyle, and they still wanna make another push in Kobe's era next season so they can't afford to lose their best player for nothing. but I don't the reason why Dallas should go all out for him, with the cap space we can sign other players who're younger and have better potential (like Tyreke Evans). I mean seriously, even if we got DH this summer somehow, would it get us right back in the title contention next season? I'd rather gather some wonderkids and start building for the future tbh

Agreed Rogue Lakers need to show patience just liek Mavs. They were the last two teams to ring before Lebron who is a ridiculous talent. Not winning for a few years during James reign is no shame. He wont reign forver get young stars and bide time improving a little bit every year.

[Leetonidas]

Did anyone see Slim Thug begging?

slim thug ✔ Slimthugga
Yooo @DwightHoward what uppp gone come down to Houston G we got ya u already know Kobe gone act like a girl and blame u all season

slim thug ✔ Slimthugga
We real out here u can buy a big ass crib for cheap ill throw u a few assist on hoes make your next move your best move G @DwightHoward

slim thug ✔ Slimthugga
Have u ever been to @dreamshouston or V-Live @DwightHoward ??? LA ain't got strippers like we do

slim thug ✔ Slimthugga
We both got babymamas @DwightHoward do u know that they only get 20% in Houston it's wayyyy worst in LA

slim thug ✔ Slimthugga
A bottle of rosé in a Houston club is $250 max in LA $1000 befo taxes and gratuity @DwightHoward

slim thug ✔ Slimthugga
The galleria mall is a fool kid every store in one spot stay crawling with Bad bitches @DwightHoward

slim thug ✔ Slimthugga
Yo @DwightHoward meet @IAmMaliahMichel @MercedesMorr @miraclewatts00 @Lira_Galore @IAmTresureP @MisMODELKIKI Victoriarrrose Mac_BXTCH

slim thug ✔ Slimthugga
A @DwightHoward dat boy @JHarden13 out here living like a king

slim thug ✔ Slimthugga
And @DwightHoward we got the Texans so not too much pressure on winning a ring this year we got time to grow u kno LA gone hate tho




not a bad pitch tbh

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^If James were older, but, he's just approaching his peak and hasn't hit it yet. If he does hit it square & rich & Riley nurtures it (like I know he will) this could go on for a quite sometime.

[ElNono]

Fuck, Mono. Although I am against the max for Dwight you are right. We cant claim "16" without owning this shameless shit. Only Cubes or Morey can save us from this bullshit, but the shame, the stain of "begging" remains. I begged for a girl once in my life and I regret that shit to this day ...I have kinda blocked it but she knows. She was hot and I was young in love and dumb but shit wa pathetic and unlike the Lakers I knew no better. Never again, never again.

Killa

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I begged for a girl once in my life and I regret that shit to this day ...I have kinda blocked it but she knows. She was hot and I was young in love and dumb but shit wa pathetic and unlike the Lakers I knew no better.

I love these stories. They visualize well and you can flirt with the reality of the dream...Tell it, Killa, once upon a time....

[Clipper Nation]

Because it ain't your wife. How bout if you walked in and found your wife face ass down on the couch and some buck is pounding her like trout meat? Both of them completely nude, black & white mixed together in a flurry & fury of activity & intensity that you had never before witnessed in this woman, your wife. She, so lost in the scalding deception that you both portend that your presence is unseen.

Well?
The Begging

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The Begging

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[Clipper Nation]

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The Begging

[jeebus]

Did anyone see Slim Thug begging?

slim thug ✔ Slim (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=37302)thugga
Yooo @DwightHoward what uppp gone come down to Houston G we got ya u already know Kobe gone act like a girl and blame u all season

slim thug ✔ Slim (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=37302)thugga
We real out here u can buy a big ass crib for cheap ill throw u a few assist on hoes make your next move your best move G @DwightHoward

slim thug ✔ Slim (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=37302)thugga
Have u ever been to @dreamshouston or V-Live @DwightHoward ??? LA ain't got strippers like we do

slim thug ✔ Slim (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=37302)thugga
We both got babymamas @DwightHoward do u know that they only get 20% in Houston it's wayyyy worst in LA

slim thug ✔ Slim (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=37302)thugga
A bottle of rosé in a Houston club is $250 max in LA $1000 befo taxes and gratuity @DwightHoward

slim thug ✔ Slim (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=37302)thugga
The galleria mall is a fool kid every store in one spot stay crawling with Bad bitches @DwightHoward

slim thug ✔ Slim (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=37302)thugga
Yo @DwightHoward meet @IAmMaliahMichel @MercedesMorr @miraclewatts00 @Lira_Galore @IAmTresureP @MisMODELKIKI Victoria (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=9980)rrrose Mac (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5810)_BXTCH

slim thug ✔ Slim (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=37302)thugga
A @DwightHoward dat boy @JHarden13 out here living like a king

slim thug ✔ Slim (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=37302)thugga
And @DwightHoward we got the Texans so not too much pressure on winning a ring this year we got time to grow u kno LA gone hate tho




not a bad pitch tbh
Slim Thug appealed to Kemp's need to knock up stupid bitches. With Katrina hoodrats running around town, there isn't a shortage of them. LA's beg consists of the chance to play under _'antoni, watching Kirby chuck, and sucking off Jack Nicholson after every home game.

[Killakobe81]

Killa

I own and bear my crosses, El. This is some sorry shit. I get it. But people acting liek this is prime Shaq, Kobe or Lebron we begging for. Dwight is an all-star, and the best center maybe from weak lot. But if David, Zo, Shaq, HAkeem and Ewing were roaming the paint he doesnt sniff the top 5. I would beg for a real Bible thunper like the Admiral ...before I would beg Dwight to stay. In fact, I trade him for Timmy right now even at Tim's advanced age.

[Leetonidas]

well said

[Killakobe81]

I love these stories. They visualize well and you can flirt with the reality of the dream...Tell it, Killa, once upon a time....

Shit was sad Cully. Never had a women break it off with me before or since. I'm no pimp, I missed a few I wanted... But once I had them I ALWAYS ended it. No one left Killa or so I thought. This one she was different. Ecuadorian with great tits not much ass but sexy legs and a beautiful face, with a hint of freckles. She could pass for white but in the sack all hot latina. But she really belonged to another and went back to him in the end. I tore it up while I had it, and he ended up finding out ...but he won in the end. I just had her for a few years and it was great. He wifed her though (I wasnt ready to propose) and she left. I met mine (wife) and had to move on. I have a great wife no regrets, but the stain of the "begging" still remains.

And this shameless shit reminds me of how dumb I was, Dwight is not worth a begging. And as much as she was to me at that time, I realize that neither was she ...

[ElNono]

I own and bear my crosses, El. This is some sorry shit. I get it. But people acting liek this is prime Shaq, Kobe or Lebron we begging for. Dwight is an all-star, and the best center maybe from weak lot. But if David, Zo, Shaq, HAkeem and Ewing were roaming the paint he doesnt sniff the top 5. I would beg for a real Bible thunper like the Admiral ...before I would beg Dwight to stay. In fact, I trade him for Timmy right now even at Tim's advanced age.

This is on Jim, Killa... as I was telling DD earlier, Dr Buss wouldn't stand for this shit. He has looked at much bigger talent in the face and told them it's my way or the highway. I can't deny the comedic angle on all this looking from across the street, but there's a shocking aspect to all this too. I know you're a true fan, so I know this gotta be tough for you.

[Kool Bob Love]

:rollin at them slim thug tweets.

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This is on Jim, Killa... as I was telling DD earlier, Dr Buss wouldn't stand for this shit. He has looked at much bigger talent in the face and told them it's my way or the highway. I can't deny the comedic angle on all this looking from across the street, but there's a shocking aspect to all this too. I know you're a true fan, so I know this gotta be tough for you.

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[MeloHype]

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:lmao

[Sportcamper]

There has been preliminary talks between Dwight Howard and Time Warner on a show if he returned to The Lakers.

DH12 gets his own talk show...:lol

[Bill_Brasky]

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Tragic

[TDMVPDPOY]

this clowns antics is even worst then shaqs final season at the fakers....

[Vash StampedE]

Its like he is a fucking dog or something.
Dwight is and will be a bad dog

[Clipper Nation]

You know you're pathetic when even this clown's roasting you:

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:lol Bible Kemp

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http://i.imgur.com/qxwLU5e.jpg
:lmao

[jeebus]

Jeannie offering her body in point #3

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[Riddler]

Jeannie offering her body in point #3

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LOL Phil
:lol about to get cucked

[Riddler]

Lakerfans will NEVER live this shit down :lol

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LOL Phil
:lol about to get cucked

Fine. I'd love to watch her with say Kool Aid Man.

He'd bring out the screamer in her.

[benefactor]

Jeannie offering her body in point #3

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Just keeps getting better. :lol

[Riddler]

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:lmao

[ElNono]

Jeannie offering her body in point #3

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:lol

Jeannie is ruthless, tbh

[benefactor]

Fine. I'd love to watch her with say Kool Aid Man.

He'd bring out the screamer in her.
Kool is a virgin. He proved it to the forum long ago with his horribly inaccurate description of a female climaxing.

[MeloHype]

Jeanie wants baby #9 tbh

[jeebus]

Kool is a virgin. He proved it to the forum long ago with his horribly inaccurate description of a female climaxing.
The Verbatim

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Kool is a virgin. He proved it to the forum long ago with his horribly inaccurate description of a female climaxing.

Bene, duder, I was with him in Vegas. I know better. I personally saw him nut.

[monosylab1k]

rofl even someone as dumb as Dwight has to see right through this bullshit, right? After an entire season of being the scapegoat for LA's struggles, subtle jabs at how he plays, and all the shit the Lakers and their fans talked at him, he HAS to see what sad, phony, desperate pieces of shit they all are, right?

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:rollin I hope this never ends.

[Riddler]

rofl even someone as dumb as Dwight has to see right through this bullshit, right? After an entire season of being the scapegoat for LA's struggles, subtle jabs at how he plays, and all the shit the Lakers and their fans talked at him, he HAS to see what sad, phony, desperate pieces of shit they all are, right?

The only thing that could top all the hilarity is if he doesn't :lol

[Riddler]

In the words of old man Thread , act like some damn body

[Riddler]

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rofl even someone as dumb as Dwight has to see right through this bullshit, right? After an entire season of being the scapegoat for LA's struggles, subtle jabs at how he plays, and all the shit the Lakers and their fans talked at him, he HAS to see what sad, phony, desperate pieces of shit they all are, right?

I fervently hope so, Tuna.

[Thread]

The only thing that could top all the hilarity is if he doesn't :lol

So no matter what he does (stay OR go) you're covered. It's pussy & chickenshit of ya, but, it's you.

[benefactor]

Bene, duder, I was with him in Vegas. I know better. I personally saw him nut.
...and I've personally heard hundreds of climaxes...and none of them sounded like Kools description. Its noble of you to attempt to cover for him, but that doesn't change what we all know to be true.

[jeebus]

Pray that Kemp takes his time with this decision. Watching the "mighty" Lakers reduced to this is just hilarious.

[Thread]

:rollin I hope this never ends.

Beats the snot outta 6 eh?

[benefactor]

Pray that Kemp takes his time with this decision. Watching the "mighty" Lakers reduced to this is just hilarious.
:tu

[Thread]

...and I've personally heard hundreds of climaxes...and none of them sounded like Kools description. Its noble of you to attempt to cover for him, but that doesn't change what we all know to be true.

Were you there? No. I was. And he broke his nut, not once, but, twice. I know when somebody breaks their nut, Bene. I wasn't born yesterday.

[Thread]

Pray that Kemp takes his time with this decision. Watching the "mighty" Lakers reduced to this is just hilarious.

& beats the snot outta reflecting on 6 eh?

[Riddler]

So no matter what he does (stay OR go) you're covered. It's pussy & chickenshit of ya, but, it's you.

You're a trendsetter.

You set trends.

[DPG21920]

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[benefactor]

DPG doing the Lord's work.

[Thread]

^Beat's ruminating over 6 eh?

[jeebus]

DPG doing the Lord's work.
Yes, but after twitter, which version of the Lord's work? Dwight's version?

[Brazil]

oh man that's such a win win situation for everybody except Lakers franchise and its fans

for Lakers
if he stays, The Begging stays too and M$ 118 committed over 5 years on bible kemp
if he doesn't stay, after The Begging, The Rejection will be gold to watch and of course The Begging by itself stays too

for the others, it's all benefits :lol

[Thread]

oh man that's such a win win situation for everybody except Lakers franchise and its fans

for Lakers
if he stays, The Begging stays too and M$ 118 committed over 5 years on bible kemp
if he doesn't stay, after The Begging, The Rejection will be gold to watch and of course The Begging by itself stays too

for the others, it's all benefits :lol

At beats obsessing over 6 eh?

[jeebus]

oh man that's such a win win situation for everybody except Lakers franchise and its fans

for Lakers
if he stays, The Begging stays too and M$ 118 committed over 5 years on bible kemp
if he doesn't stay, after The Begging, The Rejection will be gold to watch and of course The Begging by itself stays too

for the others, it's all benefits :lol
it'll be the gift that keeps giving for the next year

[Thread]

it'll be the gift that keeps giving for the next year

Like 6.

[Brazil]

At beats obsessing over 6 eh?

Cul, I think we already adressed this point, not sure we need every other post the same schtick between us. I keep The Begging and U keep the 6, already told you I'm fine with that.

[Clipper Nation]

Like 6.

Nah, 6 stopped giving as soon as Tuuka Rask let in those two goals and topped the Spurs' choke, tbh....

[jeebus]

Cul, I think we already adressed this point, not sure we need every other post the same schtick between us. I keep The Begging and U keep the 6, already told you I'm fine with that.


Nah, 6 stopped giving as soon as Tuuka Rask let in those two goals and topped the Spurs' choke, tbh....
Stop 9/11ing my thread by responding to him!

[Brazil]

Stop 9/11ing my thread by responding to him!

I'm not 9/11ing your thread, I #stayD12 on The Begging topic

[Thread]

Nah, 6 stopped giving as soon as Tuuka Rask let in those two goals and topped the Spurs' choke, tbh....

[They] wish.

[Thread]

Stop 9/11ing my thread by responding to him!

lmcontrollinao!!!

[Bill_Brasky]

This is quite Tragic for the Lakers. Not unlike a certain game four in the Finals.

[CavsSuperFan]

Unfounded rumor: As a closer, Mitch popped in a tape of The late Dr. Jerry Buss, who recorded this before he died. Dr. Jerry gives him the final sales pitch of the day. There was not a dry eye left in the room..

[Spurs9]

Lakers do have the best fans who know how to burn cars tbh
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2010-06/54401298.jpg
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0615/nba_a_lakersfans_600.jpg
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01157112afc6970b-800wi

[benefactor]

High quality thread.

[benefactor]

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q45/gospelrapper/rofl.jpg

[jeebus]

:lmao

the LA Beggers are officially done. I hope Kirby tries to rush back and his foot falls off

[NASpurs]

*takes deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA

[Mal]

:lmao

[Brazil]

Begging and being rejected :lmao lakers

[Splits]

The soul has been sold to the devil, and theres nothing to show for it but the entire league laughing at you.

[Calispursfan11]

Jeannie offering her body in point #3

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LOL

[TDMVPDPOY]

another year missing the playoffs...lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lol

[jeebus]

shoulda begged harder tbh

[benefactor]

:cry MJ's scoring record :cry
:cry Kirby pls :cry