mom vs dad

[Avante]

Little Johnny....I got a headache mom think I could do my choirs tomorrow?

mom....well of course sweetheart, how about you crawl back in the bed and I'll fix up some hot soup, sound good sweetheart?

Little Johnny...sounds good mom.

vs

Little Johnny...I got a headache dad, think I could do my choirs tommorrow?

dad...tomorrow, over a headache? I'll give you an hour, ok? so meet me out back at 4 ok?

Little Johnny...ok.

[Blake]

No wonder you're such a pussy

[Avante]

No wonder you're such a pussy

translation

My mom dumped me when I was 2, I never knew my dad, I heard he was a midget. I was left at Walmart, mom just walked out and left me there. An old lady took me in, taught me to needle point and make taffy.

[Rogue]

that's why a single-parent family ain't an ideal place for kids to grow up in. I'm not an admirer of them bitches in general (obviously my goddess ain't one of them, she's a goddess) but I have to admit there're some stuffs (especially in a household) which are better to be done by them bitches.

[Clipper Nation]

Little Johnny....I got a headache mom think I could do my choirs tomorrow?

mom....well of course sweetheart, how about you crawl back in the bed and I'll fix up some hot soup, sound good sweetheart?

Little Johnny...sounds good mom.

vs

Little Johnny...I got a headache dad, think I could do my choirs tommorrow?

dad...tomorrow, over a headache? I'll give you an hour, ok? so meet me out back at 4 ok?

Little Johnny...ok.
Little Avante.... "I'm a faggot"

Mom.... "Yes son, we already knew that"

Dad.... "Go fuck yourself, kid"

[Avante]

that's why a single-parent family ain't an ideal place for kids to grow up in. I'm not an admirer of them bitches in general (obviously my goddess ain't one of them, she's a goddess) but I have to admit there're some stuffs (especially in a household) which are better to be done by them bitches.

Rogue....hey bitch I'm sick.
mom...bummer ya little cocksucker.

Rogue...hey asshole I'm sick
dad...eat shit and die

I can see why you're like you are.

[Avante]

Little Avante.... "I'm a faggot"

Mom.... "Yes son, we already knew that"

Dad.... "Go fuck yourself, kid"

Little Clipper ..mom is it true Avante is my daddy?
mom....how'd you find out?
Little Clipper...I could just sense it.
mom....it's your fault he left us
Little Clipper...what did I do?
mom...the first words you ever spoke were.....you're a faggot. The big guy just turned and walked away.

[Rogue]

Rogue....hey bitch I'm sick.
mom...bummer ya little cocksucker.

Rogue...hey asshole I'm sick
dad...eat shit and die

I can see why you're like you are.
I never fall sick though, because I never abuse my life like dad or mom does. My dad smokes more cigarette than my goddess does and mom eats garbage food like a greedy mexican, but I've known since my childhood that they're the wrong models for me to follow. I'm a lifelong celibate and I only eat meat like 5-6 times a year. mom cooks meat quite often but I can remain vegelatarian most of the year, until the end of every year when the Chinese spring festival comes and when we have to have dinner with our relatives, where I have to eat some meat so they don't see me as a queer or something.

[ColinB]

http://static5.depositphotos.com/1012832/537/v/450/dep_5374913-Church-Choir-Boy.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Little Johnny....I got a headache mom think I could do my choirs tomorrow?

mom....well of course sweetheart, how about you crawl back in the bed and I'll fix up some hot soup, sound good sweetheart?

Little Johnny...sounds good mom.

vs

Little Johnny...I got a headache dad, think I could do my choirs tommorrow?

dad...tomorrow, over a headache? I'll give you an hour, ok? so meet me out back at 4 ok?

Little Johnny...ok.

I don't think it's appropriate for either parent to encourage Little Johnny to do choirs.

[CosmicCowboy]

I don't think it's appropriate for either parent to encourage Little Johnny to do choirs.

:lol

[I. Hustle]

http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/Yck48BannCU/hqdefault.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

OP is a faggot

[Avante]

I never fall sick though, because I never abuse my life like dad or mom does. My dad smokes more cigarette than my goddess does and mom eats garbage food like a greedy mexican, but I've known since my childhood that they're the wrong models for me to follow. I'm a lifelong celibate and I only eat meat like 5-6 times a year. mom cooks meat quite often but I can remain vegelatarian most of the year, until the end of every year when the Chinese spring festival comes and when we have to have dinner with our relatives, where I have to eat some meat so they don't see me as a queer or something.

You're not a lifelong celibate are you?

[Avante]

I don't think it's appropriate for either parent to encourage Little Johnny to do choirs.

Why not...hey Clipper Nation don't you get tired of that?

[Avante]

OP is a faggot

translation

I should have known better than try to get creative, Avante kicked my butt...again.

[I. Hustle]

translation

I should have known better than try to get creative, Avante kicked my butt...again.

Translation:

If I say stuff like this enough then maybe people will actually believe it.

[Avante]

Translation:

If I say stuff like this enough then maybe people will actually believe it.

Stick to...

Awkward Moments (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213351)

...ok?

[I. Hustle]

Stick to...

Awkward Moments (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213351)

...ok?

http://img.sparknotes.com/content/sparklife/sparktalk/peacekids_LargeWide.jpg

[CosmicCowboy]

:lmao

Avante still doesn't get what we are laughing at. Guess he had to do the choirs by himself.

[Avante]

I'll never forget the time I came home after a fight at school. My shirt was torn and I had the look of a kid who had been in a fight.

Mom....my poor baby, are you ok?
me..sure.
Mom...what happened?
me..that Stanton kid again, thinking he can bully everyone around.
Mom...so he was picking on you?
me..no not me the other kids.
Mom..you need to not worry about the other kids, ok?
me...I'l try

Dad...what happened.
me...that Stanton kid pushing everyone around again.
Dad...I see, did you kick him where I told you to kick
me..I missed.
Dad...wanna go grab a burger?
me..sure.

[I. Hustle]

I'll never forget the time I came home after a fight at school. My shirt was torn and I had the look of a kid who had been in a fight.

Mom....my poor baby, are you ok?
me..sure.
Mom...what happened?
me..that Stanton kid again, thinking he can bully everyone around.
Mom...so he was picking on you?
me..no not me the other kids.
Mom..you need to not worry about the other kids, ok?
me...I'l try

Dad...what happened.
me...that Stanton kid pushing everyone around again.
Dad...I see, did you kick him where I told you to kick
me..I missed.
Dad...wanna go grab a burger?
me..sure.

LOL Your dad told you to kick him in the nuts? SUPER GAY

[Avante]

LOL Your dad told you to kick him in the nuts? SUPER GAY

It was actually....

Dad....I better not hear of you starting any fights in school, if I do I'll whip you ass. But if I hear of you letting anyone push you around, I'll kill you. If you have to fight the trick is make it as short as you can, nothing stops a fight sooner than getting kicked in the nuts.

[I. Hustle]

It was actually....

Dad....I better not hear of you starting any fights in school, if I do I'll whip you ass. But if I hear of you letting anyone push you around, I'll kill you. If you have to fight the trick is make it as short as you can, nothing stops a fight sooner than getting kicked in the nuts.

Super Gay.

I only got in trouble if I LOST a fight. I was taught to box by my dad. Was always told "Don't pull hair or kick in the nuts, son. Only queers and girls do that."

[Avante]

Super Gay.

I only got in trouble if I LOST a fight. I was taught to box by my dad. Was always told "Don't pull hair or kick in the nuts, son. Only queers and girls do that."

Super gay is thinking the other guy is going to fight fair. Nobody is talking about boxing here slick. And for you to try and compare boxing to a street fight tells me you've never been in any.

[ohmwrecker]

The father as disciplinarian, mother as nurturer concept . . . No one has ever thought of that before . . . How interesting.

[I. Hustle]

Super gay is thinking the other guy is going to fight fair. Nobody is talking about boxing here slick. And for you to try and compare boxing to a street fight tells me you've never been in any.

LOL Been in plenty of both, "slick". I NEVER had to result to fighting like a bitch. I guess when you come from a long line of bitch made punks, you have to resort to those tactics.

[mrsmaalox]

A boy's first best friend is his mommy :)

[CosmicCowboy]

Avante's kid is in the choir. He's not gonna fight anyway.

[CosmicCowboy]

A boy's first best friend is his mommy :)

No kidding. Even though mom didn't stop my dad from beating the shit out of me she at least sympathized after the fact.

[Clipper Nation]

translation

I should have known better than try to get creative, Avante kicked my butt...again.
translation

Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483) is a faggot

[I. Hustle]

Avante's kid is in the choir. He's not gonna fight anyway.

Oh he'll fight. Fight the urge to break out in song and dance.

[Avante]

The father as disciplinarian, mother as nurturer concept . . . No one has ever thought of that before . . . How interesting.

I bet if somebody gave you a brand new 100 dollar bill you'd find something wrong with it. Dude, your threads totally suck yet here you are being critical...huh?????????

[Avante]

LOL Been in plenty of both, "slick". I NEVER had to result to fighting like a bitch. I guess when you come from a long line of bitch made punks, you have to resort to those tactics.

I don't believe ya at all. Don't tell me you've been in a street fight with rules, you'd be a fucking liar.

[Rogue]

You're not a lifelong celibate are you?
I AM a lifelong celibate though. being a lifelong celibate is much easier than being a vegan and some necessary nutritional contents only exist in meat or other animal products like eggs, a vegan lifestyle is not healthy imho

[ohmwrecker]

I bet if somebody gave you a brand new 100 dollar bill you'd find something wrong with it. Dude, your threads totally suck yet here you are being critical...huh?????????

:lol at you thinking your shit threads = $100

If you don't like it, ban me, "moderator". :lmao

[Avante]

I AM a lifelong celibate though. being a lifelong celibate is much easier than being a vegan and some necessary nutritional contents only exist in meat or other animal products like eggs, a vegan lifestyle is not healthy imho

Read that back to yourself, ok?

[Avante]

:lol at you thinking your shit threads = $100

If you don't like it, ban me, "moderator". :lmao

Easily a $100.

You have no credibilty Slugger.

[ohmwrecker]

Easily a $100.

You have no credibilty Slugger.

Don't steal my credibility schtick, shit bucket.

:lol $100

[Avante]

Don't steal my credibility schtick, shit bucket.

:lol $100

Would you believe this? (haven't brought it up because you won't)

Me and some friends at at Carl's Jr a few days ago. They are playing music (as they always do) when...The Clash...while none of my friends are really paying any attention the table next to us this guy (30ish) tells his friend.....what is that shit?

[ohmwrecker]

Would you believe this? (haven't brought it up because you won't)

Me and some friends at at Carl's Jr a few days ago. They are playing music (as they always do) when...The Clash...while none of my friends are really paying any attention the table next to us this guy (30ish) tells his friend.....what is that shit?

Why would I be surprised that your friends are retarded meatheads & everyone in your podunk town just like you. Makes perfect sense tbh.

:lol Carl's Jr.
:lol fat ass

[johnsmith]

Little Avante.... "I'm a faggot"

Mom.... "Yes son, we already knew that"

Dad.... "Go fuck yourself, kid"

:rollin

That was the best clipper nation response to avante yet.

[Avante]

Why would I be surprised that your friends are retarded meatheads & everyone in your podunk town just like you. Makes perfect sense tbh.

:lol Carl's Jr.
:lol fat ass

Where did I mention my friends saying anything? How much $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ does Carl Jr's make in a year?

[ohmwrecker]

Where did I mention my friends saying anything?

You mentioned your son and your friends not liking the Clash in the thread where I proved, with credible references, that you were wrong about the Clash.


How much $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ does Carl Jr's make in a year?

What does that have to do with anything, fatty?

[Avante]

You mentioned your son and your friends not liking the Clash in the thread where I proved, with credible references, that you were wrong about the Clash.



What does that have to do with anything, fatty?

So you ignore what I said about my friends here then laugh at Carl's Jr then ask me........

Dude???

[ohmwrecker]

So you ignore what I said about my friends here then laugh at Carl's Jr then ask me........

Dude???

You seem confused.

[Avante]

You seem confused.

Who wouldn't be with that shit you posted?

[ohmwrecker]

Who wouldn't be with that shit you posted?

Um, you brought up old business (which I settled with impunity) and I respond in kind. Why are you so confused? You got your head shoved way up in your own ass, don'tcha?

[Avante]

Um, you brought up old business (which I settled with impunity) and I respond in kind. Why are you so confused? You got your head shoved way up in your own ass, don'tcha?

My bad, I should have figured out you were ignoring the friends I mentioned for the other situation I had mentioned a week ago. Yep, it's me.

[ohmwrecker]

My bad, I should have figured out you were ignoring the friends I mentioned for the other situation I had mentioned a week ago. Yep, it's me.

No, you brought up the Clash. Are you just a glutton for punishment? Or, are you just a glutton for Carl's Jr?

[Avante]

No, you brought up the Clash. Are you just a glutton for punishment? Or, are you just a glutton for Carl's Jr?

I brought up what some stranger said about The Clash, what that has to do with my friends..?????????

[ohmwrecker]

I brought up what some stranger said about The Clash, what that has to do with my friends..?????????

What does the Clash have to do with this thread?

[Avante]

What does the Clash have to do with this thread?

What does this have to do with this thread?

paste

If you don't like it, ban me, "moderator". :lmao

[I. Hustle]

How much $$$$$$$$$$$$ does Carl's Jr. make in a year? Huh? What's that? You don't know? Mypointexactly

/thread

[Avante]

How much $$$$$$$$$$$$ does Carl's Jr. make in a year? Huh? What's that? You don't know? Mypointexactly

/thread

You had a point?

[I. Hustle]

You had a point?

Exactly! Thank you!

[Avante]

Exactly! Thank you!

That was also lame.

[I. Hustle]

That was also lame.

Again, thanks for verifying. I knew I could count on you.

[Avante]

Again, thanks for verifying. I knew I could count on you.

You're boring me to death slick. You can't be that damn simple.

[I. Hustle]

You're boring me to death slick. You can't be that damn simple.

Wow. I didn't think you would be on my side.

[Avante]

Wow. I didn't think you would be on my side.

That works when you're 14.

[silverblk mystix]

Little Clipper ..mom is it true Avante is my daddy?
mom....how'd you find out?
Little Clipper...I could just sense it.
mom....it's your fault he left us
Little Clipper...what did I do?
mom...the first words you ever spoke were.....you're a faggot. The big guy just turned and walked away.



:lmao :lmao


/thread

[Avante]

:lmao :lmao


/thread

What is with Clipper anyway? He still thinks he's funny, wow~~~~~~

[Clipper Nation]

What is with Clipper anyway? He still thinks he's funny, wow~~~~~~
What is it with Avante anyway? He still thinks he isn't a fat faggot, wow~~~~~~

[Avante]

What is it with Avante anyway? He still thinks he isn't a fat faggot, wow~~~~~~

translation

Hey Avante, if you were going to mix a prewar blues tape what 30 songs (90 min) would you have there to tell the story the best it can be told with just 30 songs?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good one little fella. Here ya and in this order.

Deep Moaning Blues..Ma Rainey
Electric Chair Blues....Bessie Smith
Salt Lake City Blues...Papa Charley Jackson
Train That Carried My Girl From Town...Frank Hutchison
Black Snake Moan...Blind Lemon Jefferson
Mule Skinner Blues...Jimmie Rodgers
Blood Thirsty...Victoria Spivey
Whoopee in Hell Tonight...Lonnie Johnson
Kansas City..Memphis Jug Band
How Long How Long...Leroy Carr
Country Blues...Dock Boggs
Peniteniary Blues..Bessie Tucker
44 Blues...Roosevelt Sykes
Stop & Listen...Missisippi Sheiks
Statesboro Blues...Blind Willie McTell
Birmingham Jail...Darby & Tarlton
House of the Rising Sun...Clarence Ashley
Vicksburg...Little Brother Montgomery
Hoodoo Blues...Memphis Minnie
Goin' to Germany...Gus Cannon Jug Stompers
Worried Blues...The Carter Family
Divin' Duck Blues...Sleepy John Estes
Cold Iron Bed...Jack Kelly & His South Memphis Jug Band
Work Ox Blues...Texas Alexander
Boogie Alley...Lucille Bogan
Weepin' Willow...Blind Boy Fuller
Cocaine Blues..Luke Jordan
Crow Jane...Julius Daneils
Black Dog Blues...Dick Justice
Crossroad Blues..Robert Johnson

[Clipper Nation]

All that effort, and yet you're still a faggot!

[Avante]

All that effort, and yet you're still a faggot!

translation

Avante just who were those 1000 yard backs in the NFL out of USC?

~~~~~~~~~~~~

No problem midget.

Mike Garrett
O.J.Simpson
Charles White
Marcus Allen
Ricky Bell
Sam Cunningham
Lendal White
Reggie Bush

[Clipper Nation]

translation

Who's the biggest faggot on this website?

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Avante

[Avante]

translation

Who's the biggest faggot on this website?

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Avante

translation

Hey Avante, what about classic rockabilly?

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cool~~~~~

It all started with Carl Perkins, Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis and Johnny Cash. Then here came truckloads of wannabes. The best of those...

Jody Reynolds
Eddie Cochran
Gene Vincent
Johnny Powers
Ersel Hickey
Glen Glenn
Johnny Burnett

[Clipper Nation]

translation


Who's the biggest faggot on this website?


~~~~~~~~~~~~


Avante

[Avante]

translation


Who's the biggest faggot on this website?


~~~~~~~~~~~~


Avante

translation

How do you do that? Ok, so how about the blind blues singers? Who were they?

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Here ya go slick.

Blind Willie Walker
Blind Mamie Forehand....Tom Waits a big fan
Blind Joe Taggard
Blind Boy Fuller
Blind Willie Johnson...more gospel
Blind Willie Mctell
Blind Lemon Jefferson
Blind Blake
Sonny Terry
Sleepy John Estes

[ohmwrecker]

Who the fuck keeps asking Avante for these lists of blues musicians?!

[Avante]

Who the fuck keeps asking Avante for these lists of blues musicians?!

How about HBCU 1000 yard rushers in the NFL?

J.D.Smith NCA&T/Niners
Leroy Kelly Morgan State/Browns
Clem Daneils PV/Raiders
Walter Payton Jackson State/Bears
Willie Ellison Texas Southern/Rams

[Clipper Nation]

Who the fuck keeps asking Avante for these lists of blues musicians?!
Nobody, he just does it anyway because he's a faggot...

[Avante]

Nobody, he just does it anyway because he's a faggot...

translation

Avante, who was the fastest wide receiver for my Chargers?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Here ya go half pint.

Willie McGee Alcorn....he was a world record holder at 9.1 for 100 yards.

[I. Hustle]

Who was the fastest receiver of a big black Dildo?

Answer:
Avante from his wife. She entered into their garage apartment with the dildo and he received it within 9.214 seconds for 10 hours.

[Avante]

Who was the fastest receiver of a big black Dildo?

Answer:
Avante from his wife. She entered into their garage apartment with the dildo and he received it within 9.214 seconds for 10 hours.

Why not watch how it's done a little longer, ok? That was simply stupid.

[I. Hustle]

Why not watch how it's done a little longer, ok? That was simply stupid.

Why in the hell would I want to see you take a dildo up the pooper?

[Avante]

Why in the hell would I want to see you take a dildo up the pooper?

Dude, why are we back in 8th grade?

[I. Hustle]

Dude, why are we back in 8th grade?

Did we go to school together? If you are telling the truth then who was my 8th grade Mexicanish teacher?

[cantthinkofanything]

Did we go to school together? If you are telling the truth then who was my 8th grade Mexicanish teacher?

Juanita Lopez.

[RD2191]

Juanita Lopez.

[RD2191]

:lmao

[I. Hustle]

Juanita Lopez.

Wrong.

Juanita Lopez taught ebonics.

I mean
That be all kinds of wrong yo. That bitch Juanita teached ebonics straight up.