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J.T.
07-03-2013, 09:13 PM
Hey guys,

I'm gonna set up the league this weekend. We'll draft on Aug. 25th (3rd week of preseason) at 2:30PM EST that way we'll basically all be safe from fuckers getting injured in camp or PS games. If this is a conflict (shouldn't be this far in advance) with anyone please let me know because I'm open to moving the time or date to accommodate.

Another thing I wanted to ask you guys is would you be down with using LeagueSafe for payments? I've used it before and it's worked out pretty good for those leagues. If you win you get paid faster, and you can just run a free league on whatever site you play on so as to not incur administration and set up fees? The site is http://www.leaguesafe.com if you want to check it out. If we do this, I'll set it up to where a majority vote is required to confirm payouts (rather than me having full control as commissioner). I believe they hit you with a 3% surcharge on your entry fee so your buy-in would be $51.50, the money would be held by them until the championship game, and after the game is over we all go confirm that the payouts are going to the proper players and are for the proper amount, and then you can withdraw your money shortly after that. If we go this route, I will disable the commissioner reimbursement option when I set up the LeagueSafe for our league.

If we reach 12 teams and everyone pays, our pot is at $600. With that amount, I feel like this is a pretty good breakdown for the winners:

1st Place: $450
2nd Place: $100
3rd Place: $50

Please let me know what you guys think about this. I will also be PMing this post to the other seven managers who have claimed a spot to get immediate feedback.

J.T.
07-03-2013, 09:23 PM
Also in the event that we go this route, dues must be paid no later than draft day. If you have a special circumstance, let me know and I'll work something out for you. However, when using LeagueSafe the commissioner can't allocate funds for payout until every manager has paid their dues...and ain't nobody getting a free ride in this this league. You don't pay, you don't draft. Man law.

And to any skeptics, LeagueSafe is BBB approved and FDIC insured.

J.T.
07-03-2013, 09:29 PM
However, when using LeagueSafe the commissioner can't allocate funds for payout until every manager has paid their dues...and ain't nobody getting a free ride in this this league.

Actually, looks like LeagueSafe got rid of that...but I still feel like no money, no draft is a good policy for this.

djohn2oo8
07-04-2013, 10:04 AM
Sounds good.

symple19
07-05-2013, 07:22 AM
cool

J.T.
07-14-2013, 10:58 AM
Will set the league up later today. My grandfather was diagnosed with cancer last weekend so I've essentially been stuck at a week-long family reunion since. His chances are very good so we are optimistic about his recovery and very thankful that we caught it at such an early stage, but I just wanted to let you guys know I haven't been sitting around looking at porn and plotting against Avante all week.

Going to do it on ESPN since that won the poll and most people expressed interest in that site.

Lincoln
07-14-2013, 04:04 PM
Sounds good

TrainOfThought5
07-14-2013, 04:10 PM
when is the money due in?

J.T.
07-14-2013, 05:00 PM
when is the money due in?

On or before Aug. 25th, our draft day.

symple19
07-16-2013, 09:19 PM
a'ight

Blake
07-16-2013, 09:34 PM
I've never like a payoff where you win just your buy in back

$400
$125
$75
?

Or

1. $300
2. $125
3. $100
4. $75

?

Blake
07-16-2013, 09:42 PM
Everything else seems golly swell.

I'm intrigued by the leaguesafe.com

J.T.
07-18-2013, 05:44 PM
I've never like a payoff where you win just your buy in back

$400
$125
$75
?

Or

1. $300
2. $125
3. $100
4. $75

?

Solid point. I'm down for your second suggestion so that all four playoff teams win some dough. Since we're doing LeagueSafe we can get some more opinions from the other players in our league and decide that on our own time.

I'm ready to pull the trigger on creating the league RIGHT NOW (srsly I've been busy and slacking but that's da troof), but I had one last question for you guys. Do you want D/ST to factor both points AND yards allowed, or just points? Those of you who are more familiar with Yahoo are probably used to points-only D/ST scoring. I don't care either way. Just trying to give the people what they want, like DeadlyDynasty, my only demands were PPR and 6 points for pass TD.

J.T.
07-18-2013, 09:19 PM
Also, because I procrastinated on setting up the league for a couple weeks, I will allow a two week grace period following our draft. So now you gotta be paid up before the Week 1 Sunday games kick off. If you're not in college and can't come up with $50 in a six week period you're probably a douchebag.

Another thing...we still have four unclaimed spots in the league. Since no one's really speaking up for them here, I think we should consider reaching out to friends, but only serious players. Basically if you have a friend who has played fantasy with you before and became That Guy Who Quits Setting His Roster After Week 5, consider him blackballed.

Once I get some feedback on what you guys want for defense scoring, I'll hit the create league button and PM the link and password to all of you, as well as our LeagueSafe page.

Kyle Orton
07-19-2013, 12:56 AM
No yard tbh just pts and turnovers etc IMO

TrainOfThought5
07-19-2013, 01:03 AM
No yard tbh just pts and turnovers etc IMO

i take it back... there should be a modest amount for yardage.

J.T.
07-19-2013, 01:21 AM
Here's how the defense scoring is currently set up. I'm all for throwing out the yards allowed scoring and inflating the points allowed scoring by a small margin. I cannot adjust the ranges for either, but I can adjust the points scored for the ranges.

0 points allowed: 5
1-6 points allowed: 4
7-13 points allowed: 3
14-17 points allowed: 1
28-34 points allowed: -1
35-45 points allowed: -3
46+ points allowed: -5

Less than 100 yards allowed: 5
100-199 yards allowed: 3
200-299 yards allowed: 2
300-349 yards allowed: 1
350-399 yards allowed: -1
400-449 yards allowed: -3
450-499 yards allowed: -5
500-549 yards allowed: -6
550+ yards allowed: -7

Any defensive TD: 6

Safety, Interception, Fumble rec, Blocked punt/FG/PAT: 2

Sack: 1

Chief Brody
07-19-2013, 01:24 AM
Safety should be worth 5 because it's so rare, imo. Sacks: 2, INT: 3. FF: 1 FR: 2

J.T.
07-19-2013, 01:35 AM
Offensive scoring for anyone that wants a look at that before I hit the button. Open to adjust, some people may not be familiar with the yardage bonuses. Been fairly common in leagues I've played in tbh.

Passing
Each 25 yards: 1
Pass TD: 6
2pt Conv Pass: 2
INT: -2
300 yards bonus: 3
400 yards bonus: 4

Rushing
Each 10 yards: 1
Rush TD: 6
2pt Conv Rush: 2
Fumble lost: -2
100 yards bonus: 2
200 yards bonus: 5

Receiving
Each 10 yards: 1
Each reception: 1
Rec TD: 6
2pt Conv Rec: 2
Fumble lost: -2
100 yards bonus: 2
200 yards bonus: 4

Kicking
PAT: 1
FG 1-39 yards: 3
FG 40-49 yards: 4
FG 50+ yards: 5

J.T.
07-19-2013, 01:45 AM
Safety should be worth 5 because it's so rare, imo. Sacks: 2, INT: 3. FF: 1 FR: 2

Already had FF's in there at 1 point, just glossed over it when going between tabs to post here. Actually agree on the safety, and am down to change the others. I'm highly leaning toward eliminating all yards allowed scoring from DS/T and adjusting points allowed to this:

0 points: 10
1-6: 7
7-13: 4
14-17: 3
18-21: 1
22-27: 0
28-34: -1
35-45: -3
46+: -5

Sound good?

Chief Brody
07-19-2013, 01:50 AM
Already had FF's in there at 1 point, just glossed over it when going between tabs to post here. Actually agree on the safety, and am down to change the others. I'm highly leaning toward eliminating all yards allowed scoring from DS/T and adjusting points allowed to this:

0 points: 10
1-6: 7
7-13: 4
14-20: 1
21-27: 0
28-34: -1
35-45: -3
46+: -5

Sound good?
Works for me. Maybe we can allow pts for a sub-100 yd D performance though? tbh I'd just pick whatever D/ST is playing against Blaine Gabbert that week

J.T.
07-19-2013, 02:07 AM
Works for me. Maybe we can allow pts for a sub-100 yd D performance though? tbh I'd just pick whatever D/ST is playing against Blaine Gabbert that week

We can do like a 5 point bonus for that I guess. I'll give folks some time to sound off on all the scoring shit I've posted tonight and then hit the button so you guys can start joining. ESPN locks the commish out of scoring changes after the league is finalized so we gotta iron this shit out now.

Flintstones32
07-19-2013, 09:22 AM
I would be interested in joining if there is a spot left. Let me know. Thanks

djohn2oo8
07-19-2013, 06:09 PM
Already had FF's in there at 1 point, just glossed over it when going between tabs to post here. Actually agree on the safety, and am down to change the others. I'm highly leaning toward eliminating all yards allowed scoring from DS/T and adjusting points allowed to this:

0 points: 10
1-6: 7
7-13: 4
14-17: 3
18-21: 1
22-27: 0
28-34: -1
35-45: -3
46+: -5

Sound good?
Sounds good

J.T.
07-20-2013, 12:28 PM
I would be interested in joining if there is a spot left. Let me know. Thanks

We've got four spots left. Actually three since you just claimed one. Welcome aboard.

J.T.
07-20-2013, 12:30 PM
I'll hit the button on finalizing the league later today pending no one speaks out against the proposed scoring already presented here. Will send a PM with the league ID and password to everyone once it's up.

J.T.
07-20-2013, 09:10 PM
PM'd the link and password to everyone except Lincoln who has PM's disabled. Contact me or get it from one of the others.

Chief Brody
07-20-2013, 09:14 PM
PM Kyle Orton instead of Lincoln

J.T.
07-20-2013, 09:21 PM
Gotcha. Also need email addresses from everyone to invite to LeagueSafe.com

J.T.
07-26-2013, 06:19 PM
Bump. We've had two signups other than me (djohn and Flintstones). Dues are not required to sign up guys. And on LeagueSafe I extended the payment deadline to 9/20 I think, so plenty of time to pay. I've been getting the auto-nag emails from them because I haven't paid yet either...waiting for it to fill out some more first.

Lincoln
07-26-2013, 10:19 PM
Ill sign up tomorrow during work

symple19
07-27-2013, 01:49 AM
Bump. We've had two signups other than me (djohn and Flintstones). Dues are not required to sign up guys. And on LeagueSafe I extended the payment deadline to 9/20 I think, so plenty of time to pay. I've been getting the auto-nag emails from them because I haven't paid yet either...waiting for it to fill out some more first.

Never got a PM bruh

J.T.
07-27-2013, 08:14 AM
Never got a PM bruh

Sent another one. I swear I sent you one already though.

If anyone else did not get the original PM with the league link and password, let me know and I'll send another.

TrainOfThought5
07-28-2013, 07:18 AM
Im signed up. Cant wait.

symple19
07-28-2013, 12:07 PM
In

J.T.
07-31-2013, 07:50 PM
Bump. We've got half a league signed up now. Looks like so far the following players have created teams on the ESPN page:

myself
Flintstones
TrainOfThought5
HarlemHeat37
symple19
djohn2oo8

That leaves Lincoln, Blake and DD as the only players who have spoken for spots yet to sign up, plus three more people we need to recruit. At this point, I'd say if you have friends who are interested, go ahead and tell them about it. I might be able to recruit one dude but idk if he's cool with being in a money league so I have to talk to him first.

Kyle Orton
08-01-2013, 12:31 AM
I'm in

J.T.
08-01-2013, 12:57 AM
I'm in

Cool cool cool

The guy I'm trying to recruit said he's down so I'm waiting on him to text me his email so he can get signed up. Dude says he only ever plays money leagues so should be good for the payment tbh

chunticakes
08-01-2013, 02:22 AM
Im in.

Chief Brody
08-01-2013, 04:02 AM
In...can't wait, let's get this shit started

J.T.
08-01-2013, 11:47 PM
My friend will not be joining. With chunticakes, we are at 9/12

Chief Brody
08-02-2013, 12:50 PM
Once Blake joins we'll be at 10/12. Only 2 more...
DPG21920, dirk4mvp, you interested?

symple19
08-02-2013, 01:39 PM
That's a sexy GIF of Ghazi, tbh

btw, am I the only one that's paid up?

TrainOfThought5
08-02-2013, 04:31 PM
Im waiting until the players are locked in to the league before i pay.

Kyle Orton
08-02-2013, 04:33 PM
Same^

Blake
08-02-2013, 04:59 PM
Once Blake joins we'll be at 10/12. Only 2 more...
DPG21920, dirk4mvp, you interested?

When i get a few minutes on an actual laptop I'll register.

....unless it's simple enough from a phone?

Chief Brody
08-02-2013, 05:20 PM
J Teezy said he's paying my entry fee once the Bills lay waste to Indy next week

J.T.
08-03-2013, 08:07 AM
Just in from Kori: League winner also gets a "Spur"

Blake
08-03-2013, 11:59 AM
Just in from Kori: League winner also gets a "Spur"

Oh! I've been wanting one of those!

J.T.
08-03-2013, 12:03 PM
J Teezy said he's paying my entry fee once the Bills lay waste to Indy next week

I'll do this but if Indy wins you have to videotape yourself setting your balls on fire or getting a "J.T." tramp stamp, your pick.

TrainOfThought5
08-08-2013, 03:24 PM
Yall really talkin shit over a preseason game??

symple19
08-16-2013, 02:34 PM
Need 3 more peeps

TrainOfThought5
08-18-2013, 04:54 PM
We got enough players yet or what?? Its time to buckle down and get serious.

J.T.
08-18-2013, 05:22 PM
We got enough players yet or what?? Its time to buckle down and get serious.

I've been asking everyone I meet that I know likes football and ppl being cheap or just not interested. Tell your friends tbh

Lincoln
08-23-2013, 05:47 PM
Draft is 2 days away and we still need 3 peopl. I haven't paid yet either cause we don't have enough. We still doin this thing?

TrainOfThought5
08-23-2013, 06:22 PM
We may have to drop the money restriction. You know youve got a solid group of guys already. Just add 3 regulars who you trust to be active who didnt want to pay.

J.T.
08-23-2013, 09:06 PM
Draft is 2 days away and we still need 3 peopl. I haven't paid yet either cause we don't have enough. We still doin this thing?


We may have to drop the money restriction. You know youve got a solid group of guys already. Just add 3 regulars who you trust to be active who didnt want to pay.

I've asked a lot of people if they want to play and people are either already in leagues or don't want to pay $50. I don't know what you guys want to do. Alternatively we could do a 10-team league which means we'd have to only recruit one person and also leave ESPN for Yahoo and still do LeagueSafe. Or if we can't find another player just do a goddamn free league since we can't get 10 people on SpursTalk to actually play fantasy football. Or just call the whole thing off, which I really don't want to do.

I don't think allowing people to play for free while the 9 of us already committed pay is very fair, unless somehow I could ban those players from qualifying for the postseason after they've signed up. In which case those players would become Johnny Doesn't Set His Roster after Week 2.

Holden_Caulfield
08-23-2013, 09:28 PM
i'll join if its $25 and at yahoo :king

J.T.
08-24-2013, 12:31 AM
i'll join if its $25 and at yahoo :king

I'm cool with going down to $25 if that means we can get it started.

DUNCANownsKOBE
08-24-2013, 07:18 AM
J.T., I'll play even if it's $50 as long as we're doing yahoo and not ESPN. Send me da shit.

symple19
08-24-2013, 08:47 AM
i'll join if its $25 and at yahoo :king

Jesus, forego that extra half gram of crank and pony up $50, faggot

:lol Baguars

symple19
08-24-2013, 08:49 AM
Yahoo is fine with me too since I've never done ESPN. Whatever will get the league filled up...

TrainOfThought5
08-24-2013, 09:03 AM
Id prefer yahoo as well.

Holden_Caulfield
08-24-2013, 12:39 PM
Jesus, forego that extra half gram of crank and pony up $50, faggot

:lol Baguars
I'm gonna need that extra half a gram to celebrate when Gabbert tear up your defense in London :lol

symple19
08-24-2013, 01:25 PM
I'm gonna need that extra half a gram to celebrate when Gabbert tear up your defense in London :lol

:lol

Chief Brody
08-24-2013, 08:53 PM
$25 or $50 is fine with me. Whatever site we use, just make sure it's PPR and all TDs worth 6. My payment will be there by wednesday.

Chief Brody
08-24-2013, 08:54 PM
...btw, is the London game really SF-JAX?:lol

J.T.
08-24-2013, 10:42 PM
...btw, is the London game really SF-JAX?:lol

Jax signed some deal for something like 5 years in London. Not like they were selling out home games anyway.

J.T.
08-24-2013, 10:47 PM
And I guess we'll punt the draft until next Sunday, 9/1. I'll flush the ESPN league and make a Yahoo one in the morning. I'll make sure the scoring is exactly the same.

If anyone browsing this thread would play if we lowered the buy in to $25, speak up now. If that gets us to 12, that's the new price. Symple I got you on a $25 refund if I can't refund you directly through LS.

symple19
08-24-2013, 11:56 PM
And I guess we'll punt the draft until next Sunday, 9/1. I'll flush the ESPN league and make a Yahoo one in the morning. I'll make sure the scoring is exactly the same.

If anyone browsing this thread would play if we lowered the buy in to $25, speak up now. If that gets us to 12, that's the new price. Symple I got you on a $25 refund if I can't refund you directly through LS.

:tu

Holden_Caulfield
08-25-2013, 12:32 AM
And I guess we'll punt the draft until next Sunday, 9/1. I'll flush the ESPN league and make a Yahoo one in the morning. I'll make sure the scoring is exactly the same.

If anyone browsing this thread would play if we lowered the buy in to $25, speak up now. If that gets us to 12, that's the new price. Symple I got you on a $25 refund if I can't refund you directly through LS.

down to play at $25 but can the draft be before Aug 30th? make it happen broheim :toast

J.T.
08-25-2013, 02:24 AM
down to play at $25 but can the draft be before Aug 30th? make it happen broheim :toast

Alright, I guess $25 it is. You're in. So is DoK. I can surely get one of my dipshit friends to be the 12th man, might have to front the buy in but hopefully someone else here speaks up. I'll make a new thread too probably. I'll PM everyone the new league link soon, about to go set it up.

Out of curiosity why before 8/30? I'm suggesting 9/1 because originally, we were going to draft tomorrow and I feel like a one week notice is fair. Everyone is going to have to sign up again, and I'll bust my ass to coordinate everything but five days might not be enough. It should be, just saying.

J.T.
08-25-2013, 03:26 AM
Alright, I have PMed everybody the new league signup link for Yahoo. We should be at 12 players if everyone listed below signs up:

01. J.T.
02. Blake
03. Lincoln
04. symple19
05. HarlemHeat37
06. Chief Brody
07. TrainOfThought5
08. chunticakes
09. Flintstones32
10. djohn2oo8
11. Holden_Caulfield
12. DoK

Draft tentatively set for Sunday, September 1st at 2:30PM EST. As I said in the PM, if this is a conflict with anyone let me know ASAP and we'll all talk it out.

If you have not signed up for LeagueSafe yet and do not have the link or have not given me your email address, please PM me immediately.

Once everyone is signed up on Yahoo, I will make an official league thread and we'll be done with this one.

J.T.
08-25-2013, 04:35 AM
Holden can't do next Sunday because he will be out of town between Fri and Sun. I need everyone in the league to tell me which evenings this week will work for them. I can do any day but Weds. I'm just worried about this being some 11th hour shit because everyone is going to need to sign up again and some people prob won't get my PM until Monday.

DUNCANownsKOBE
08-25-2013, 08:58 AM
If it's during the week it needs to be at 8 PM Central time or later. Other than that I'm good just need to plan around it work wise.

DUNCANownsKOBE
08-25-2013, 09:01 AM
JT whottt do you say to changing the 3rd WR slot to a flex position?

Lincoln
08-25-2013, 12:25 PM
Weekdays after like 9 work

Chief Brody
08-25-2013, 01:29 PM
I'm available Thursday through Saturday night. 9p works fine. Set selection times at 90 secs or less cause I don't wanna wait all night.

Flintstones32
08-25-2013, 02:05 PM
if it can't be fri, sat, or sun and chief is only available thurs then I would say thurs at 9est would be good.

J.T.
08-25-2013, 02:17 PM
JT whottt do you say to changing the 3rd WR slot to a flex position?

WR3 changed to Flex

Thursday 9pm EST is good for me. Selection times already set to 90 sec

symple19
08-25-2013, 02:44 PM
WR3 changed to Flex

Thursday 9pm EST is good for me. Selection times already set to 90 sec

Thursday is not good for me. Personal trainer @ 8.

Leave it on Sunday, or Saturday for fucks sake. Earlier is fine. If it has to be Thursday then it's gotta be at least 10est

Chief Brody
08-25-2013, 03:08 PM
Thursday is not good for me. Personal trainer @ 8.

Leave it on Sunday, or Saturday for fucks sake. Earlier is fine. If it has to be Thursday then it's gotta be at least 10est
10 works fine for me if you can do thursday. Besides, who the fuck is busy on a Thursday at 10pm?

I just logged in to the league, so we have 6 spots left.

symple19
08-25-2013, 03:15 PM
10 it is

Holden_Caulfield
08-25-2013, 03:21 PM
make it happen commish

DUNCANownsKOBE
08-25-2013, 03:28 PM
I was gonna whine about 10 but I just realized I have a doctor's appointment the next morning so I don't have to be up so early for work. That time's perfect tbh.

J.T.
08-25-2013, 04:48 PM
Y'all want 10 central or 10 eastern? I see Dan Marino over there said 10 works for him so I can only assume that's eastern

Chief Brody
08-25-2013, 04:52 PM
EST

J.T.
08-25-2013, 05:53 PM
Set for 10:30pm EST as of right now. On Weekdays there's a big gap in times you can select, goes from like 7:00 then all the way to 10:30. Weekend days has like any time available. Weird.

ColinB
08-25-2013, 05:59 PM
It is because the draft servers at those times are filled up.

Anyways, I'd play but I have a money league draft the same night. Looks like this is filled regardless.

symple19
08-25-2013, 07:09 PM
EST

Blake
08-25-2013, 07:16 PM
I had a happy ending massage scheduled for that time, but I'm in.

Did we decide on money?

Chief Brody
08-25-2013, 07:33 PM
"Password is Taco" w/ the copyright infringement. Trainwreck gonna sue somebody.

Whomever else is playing join the league already so we know who's who and if we have enough players.

J.T.
08-25-2013, 10:52 PM
I had the team name as "Luck Dynasty" then someone else made "Hernandez Dynasty," plus I don't want to have to be handcuffed to drafting Luck, which I don't think is a bad play but I'd probably get anxious and draft too high.

We didn't decide on money yet Blake (assuming you mean the prize payouts). The pot is reduced to $300 now. Is $175/$75/$50 a good way to split that?

J.T.
08-25-2013, 10:56 PM
Whomever else is playing join the league already so we know who's who and if we have enough players.

We have 12 players, just need the remaining three to sign up. Good progress for having to basically hit the reset button last night. I do want the other three signed up soon though so I can make the official thread.

Chief Brody
08-25-2013, 10:59 PM
We have 12 players, just need the remaining three to sign up. Good progress for having to basically hit the reset button last night. I do want the other three signed up soon though so I can make the official thread.
:tu put the posters names next to their team when you post it so I know who's who

J.T.
08-25-2013, 11:00 PM
I had a happy ending massage scheduled for that time, but I'm in

Since we're all coming clean the reason Weds night is off the table is because I'm going to be banging a married chic while her husband is out of town. In his bed. I will be lobbying real hard for her to give me a handy with the ring on.

Chief Brody
08-25-2013, 11:04 PM
Since we're all coming clean the reason Weds night is off the table is because I'm going to be banging a married chic while her husband is out of town. In his bed. I will be lobbying real hard for her to give me a handy with the ring on.
Make sure your phone is fully charged before going in, then leave the camcorder on it rolling on the nightstand. When you get short on cash in the future blackmail her with it. Supplemental income:tu

Also, raid her medicine cabinet. If she's cheating on her husband then she's in a sexless depressing marriage and might have some goodies like Klonopin, Valium, etc

That's Funked Up
08-25-2013, 11:13 PM
I had a happy ending massage scheduled for that time, but I'm in.

Did we decide on money?
what the fuck kinda backwards parlor schedules, just walk in

J.T.
08-25-2013, 11:15 PM
Yeah the whole sexless depressing marriage thing has got me pretty excited about the fact that I'm basically going to get to do whatever the fuck I want that night. Most of the time you have to pay for that.

Lincoln
08-26-2013, 12:44 AM
Take this talk to pm brahs^ you don't want to turn on Blake imo

J.T.
08-26-2013, 01:10 AM
Take this talk to pm brahs^ you don't want to turn on Blake imo

You want her number when I'm done? Husband out of town for a while.

Lincoln
08-26-2013, 01:28 AM
Just send me the nudes tbh

Blake
08-26-2013, 09:00 AM
what the fuck kinda backwards parlor schedules, just walk in

I've never been to a happy ending place before, tbh. Is it really backwards to make an appointment?

Seems to me that only the low end, crack ridden, disease infested, crusty hand whores would allow anyone to walk in off the street.

But again, I've never done it so I'm just speculating.

Michael Jordan.
08-26-2013, 09:18 AM
I've never been to a happy ending place before, tbh. Is it really backwards to make an appointment?

Seems to me that only the low end, crack ridden, disease infested, crusty hand whores would allow anyone to walk in off the street.

But again, I've never done it so I'm just speculating.
Appointments are normal.

Blake
08-26-2013, 09:35 AM
I will be lobbying real hard for her to give me a handy with the ring on.

That sounds uncomfortable.

symple19
08-26-2013, 10:37 AM
J.T.

Got my money refunded and I will repay. Very easy and I received great customer support from a LeagueSafe rep. Speaks well to the kind of operation they run, tbh

Trainwreck2100
08-26-2013, 12:29 PM
"Password is Taco" w/ the copyright infringement. Trainwreck gonna sue somebody.

Whomever else is playing join the league already so we know who's who and if we have enough players.

Trainwreck had to cut his hiatus short to come back and say you slice that motherfuckers balls off. Nobody steals the champions team name. I don't believe in lawsuits and our unjustice system

Holden_Caulfield
08-26-2013, 02:46 PM
shits actually filled. alright my niglets lets talk playoffs and prize structure.

J.T.
08-26-2013, 05:34 PM
Trainwreck had to cut his hiatus short to come back and say you slice that motherfuckers balls off. Nobody steals the champions team name. I don't believe in lawsuits and our unjustice system

FX Networks says go fuck yourself

J.T.
08-26-2013, 05:55 PM
J.T.

Got my money refunded and I will repay. Very easy and I received great customer support from a LeagueSafe rep. Speaks well to the kind of operation they run, tbh

Good to know about the customer service. Used LeagueSafe last year but only had to deal with submitting my dues since I didn't win. Guys that won got paid quick too. It's really a great site to use when you are playing with people you don't personally know since who wants to send money to a commissioner they can't keep tabs on right? Not that I would have spent yalls dues on a Saigon whore who bites noses off or anything.

W3BcIm5d6Pk

J.T.
08-26-2013, 10:09 PM
shits actually filled. alright my niglets lets talk playoffs and prize structure.

League is split into two divisions. In each division, the division champion and runner-up will advance to the postseason, where the teams are re-seeded by overall record. Semi-Finals is Week 15, Super Bowl is Week 16. So four teams advance for a two week playoff. Speak now if you want a six team postseason. I don't. And if you do, you might be a redneck.

Blake suggested earlier that 3rd place should win more prize money than simply their buy-in dues. I'm on board with that. I suggested a payout breakdown of

1st Place: $175
2nd Place: $75
3rd Place: $50

We could do 150/100/50 but those stakes are low as fuck for a championship game. Under my suggested breakdown, the guys in the championship game have a $100 difference riding on the game. Given our $300 pool, I think that's pretty fair. Idk. Get at me on some suggestions if you guys don't like that.

Holden_Caulfield
08-27-2013, 12:58 AM
League is split into two divisions. In each division, the division champion and runner-up will advance to the postseason, where the teams are re-seeded by overall record. Semi-Finals is Week 15, Super Bowl is Week 16. So four teams advance for a two week playoff. Speak now if you want a six team postseason. I don't. And if you do, you might be a redneck.

Blake suggested earlier that 3rd place should win more prize money than simply their buy-in dues. I'm on board with that. I suggested a payout breakdown of

1st Place: $175
2nd Place: $75
3rd Place: $50

We could do 150/100/50 but those stakes are low as fuck for a championship game. Under my suggested breakdown, the guys in the championship game have a $100 difference riding on the game. Given our $300 pool, I think that's pretty fair. Idk. Get at me on some suggestions if you guys don't like that.

so everything is good for the draft and no one is gonna bitch out anymore? i'm gonna pay my dues tomorrow. you should make a list of who paid/hasnt paid and who's who in the league.

J.T.
08-27-2013, 01:57 AM
I'm gonna pay on Friday. The payment deadline is 9/20. I wanted everyone paid up by the draft, but I wanted everyone to be cool with the league settings, scoring, prize amounts and what not. I've had some douche commissioners that woulda been like fuck you J.T. I don't want PPR so we're not doing it when like every other player wanted it. And even though its the Internet, I trust everyone that's in this league to pay. Plus, the payouts on LeagueSafe are set to a majority vote, so if you don't pay and win, you ain't getting shit. I think it's a pretty bullet proof setup. There's also a $10 late fee (mandatory minimum by LS) so there's added incentive to pay on time.

We're all set for the draft. And once a few more people chime in on whether or not that prize breakdown is good, I have an official thread prepared to post in which everyone is encouraged to post in declaring their team name. We'll use the thread to talk shit to each other, notify people that a trade is up for review or just discuss random shit going on in the league from week to week.

Tbh we also need to come up with a ST version of "the shiva". I'm drawing blanks right now so if anyone's got ideas step up. I'm pretty drunk downtown Austin right now... First day of school for these kids. I cock blocked two guys and then let the girls off the hook after the dudes burned off. It's like catch and release fishing on land.

Blake
08-27-2013, 08:26 AM
League is split into two divisions. In each division, the division champion and runner-up will advance to the postseason, where the teams are re-seeded by overall record. Semi-Finals is Week 15, Super Bowl is Week 16. So four teams advance for a two week playoff. Speak now if you want a six team postseason. I don't. And if you do, you might be a redneck.

Some people hate super bowls being played on week 16 because of the resting of star players.

Personally, i don't care, I'm just saying it might be something to ponder.

symple19
08-27-2013, 08:41 AM
Tbh we also need to come up with a ST version of "the shiva". I'm drawing blanks right now so if anyone's got ideas step up. I'm pretty drunk downtown Austin right now... First day of school for these kids. I cock blocked two guys and then let the girls off the hook after the dudes burned off. It's like catch and release fishing on land.

:lmao

solid

Flintstones32
08-27-2013, 04:50 PM
Some people hate super bowls being played on week 16 because of the resting of star players.

Personally, i don't care, I'm just saying it might be something to ponder.

Second to last week of season is not too bad for a super bowl. Better than the final week where there are usually quite a few people resting.

Also, I am good on the prize breakdown.

Blake
08-28-2013, 01:04 PM
Second to last week of season is not too bad for a super bowl. Better than the final week where there are usually quite a few people resting.

Also, I am good on the prize breakdown.

I forgot there are 17 weeks. I love lamp.