Fat women of SA, prepare yourselves

[jeebus]

352870309759688708

[HI-FI]

fuck yeah. That Dude. he could give us some of that Ginobili touch pre-breakdown.

[benefactor]

Get your ass in here, BR!

[ElNono]

THAT dude belli to the Spurs???

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37602235.jpg

[spurraider21]

Get your ass in here, BR!
:lol

[benefactor]

Championship piece tbh.

[baseline bum]

King Beli in a Spurs uniform? Hey BRHornet45, can this nigga run some point?

[jeebus]

BRHornet45, get in here and buy your spurs season tickets!

[Robz4000]

BR gonna get put in a dilemma tbh.

[elmanutres]

i don't watch this guy alot, how is his game like. can he create?

[jeebus]

i don't watch this guy alot, how is his game like. can he create?
He creates wet panties in every arena he's in.

[ElNono]

i don't watch this guy alot, how is his game like. can he create?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=193398

[spurraider21]

3 year deal

well that escalated quickly

[jeebus]

Mah niggah

352873650485075968

[benefactor]

Hell yeah!

[benefactor]

Two years and not three. Room exception?

[ColinB]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9pimljahD1qkz17zo1_400.jpg

[AchillesHeel]

:flag:

[jeebus]

352875138380857345

Next up, withdraw QA for Neal, amnesty Boner, sign AK47, bend league over and rape them.

[baseline bum]

King Beli coming to enjoy our dirty river! Must remind him a bit of post-Katrina New Orleans.

[Jt.ONE]

:lol BR


:lol

[jeebus]

352875470238388225

[ElNono]

Resssssssttaaaccckkkeeeedddd

[jeebus]

Best part is that it's 2 years, meaning we'll have about $50m in cap space in 2 years.

[ElNono]

yeah, basically all-in until the 14-15 season...

[TheRealCB]

That dude on the second unit with Manu??


:lol 2014 Western conference play-offs
:lol Lakers
:lol Mavs
:lol Thunder

[Clipper Nation]

:cry "DAT Dude is really overrated, sons, I never liked him anyway" :cry

:lol BR

[TheRealCB]

:cry "DAT Dude is really overrated, sons, I never liked him anyway" :cry

:lol BR

Son,do you think your Clippers can give SA a run this year?

[gnsf0946]

He creates wet panties in every arena he's in.

the semen cloud forming upstairs is a lot worse tbh

[ElNono]

lucky bastards

:lol

[jeebus]

the semen cloud forming upstairs is a lot worse tbh
that was guaranteed to happen. if we signed AK47 as well, it'd be like that blood scene in the Shining, except it'd be semen rushing out.

[benefactor]

I will openly admit to the large hard in my pants when That Dude's name came across my twitter feed.

[ElNono]

352881147115610113

[jeebus]

BRSwampDog, you're more than welcome to stay at a motel by the ATT center and pay $.50 for tix to a home game, bruh.

[Suspect]

352875138380857345

Next up, withdraw QA for Neal, amnesty Boner, sign AK47, bend league over and rape them.

still lose to the Heat

[Bill_Brasky]

^ Grande Belli probly stole this dudes bitch tbh

[jeebus]

still sweep the playoffs for the next 2 years, then reload by signing the top 5 free agents and continue to win the next 6 years. not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, etc.
fify

[jeebus]

Fuuuuuck yessssssss

352884383155367940

[ohmwrecker]

Fuck yeah! Putting the league on notice. The Italian Stallion!

[Clipper Nation]

Fuuuuuck yessssssss

352884383155367940
Hey Thread - Spurfan finally has room now! Kirby rapedPERIOD :lol

[FkLA]

352881147115610113

Meanwhile in LA, the Lakers are begging and getting on their knees to try to keep their own FAs. :lmao

[ohmwrecker]

Meanwhile in LA, the Lakers are begging and getting on their knees to try to keep their own FAs. :lmao

Kirby slapping dicks out of mouths though.

[scroteface]

Kirby slapping dicks out of mouths though.

:lmao top tier spur fan poster

[Brazil]

He creates wet panties in every arena he's in.

oh fuck :lmao

[Brazil]

:lol spurs fan getting excited over marco bellinelli
:lol spurs
:lol game 6

How The Begging is doing ?

[GuerillaBlack]

I guess I'm not really understanding the hype.

[jeebus]

I guess I'm not really understanding the hype.
The hype is we signed a guy taller than Neal, can shoot the ball as well as Neal, is better at D than Neal, didn't rape like Neal, and isn't named Neal.

[Thread]

Hey Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) - Spurfan finally has room now! Kirby rapedPERIOD :lol

You wish. The Spurs hired him. They're wearin' that hair shirt in perpetuity.

[Jacob1983]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2577319/ballsinelli.gif

[Rogue]

Italia got some real hot bitches and handsome guys. If I were a bitch I would like to go down on anyone from the Italian national soccer team, especially the team of the 2000s with the likes of Del Piero, Christian Vieri, Cannavaro, Pirlo, Nesta etc... but guys like Belli have to be the shittiest looking ones in Italy imho

[Suspect]

International Spurs continuing to be International Spurs

[AussieFanKurt]

The hype is we signed a guy taller than Neal, can shoot the ball as well as Neal, is better at D than Neal, didn't rape like Neal, and isn't named Neal.

:lmao

[Calispursfan11]

Why is everyone on pre-ejac mode right now? I definitely think it will be a positive but I don't see this as much of an upgrade over Neal. He's a good shooting guard with good size but his stats haven't been impressive despite being on fairly shitty teams and I don't think he can be a much better distributor than Neal.

[gnsf0946]

Why is everyone on pre-ejac mode right now? I definitely think it will be a positive but I don't see this as much of an upgrade over Neal. He's a good shooting guard with good size but his stats haven't been impressive despite being on fairly shitty teams and I don't think he can be a much better distributor than Neal.

be@ners trying to soften the backlash from giving The Mexican big contract tbh

[Rogue]

I co-sign this one. Belli looks good in chicago because he was the exact missing condiment of the dish, Bulls had no 3pt shooters and he luckily filled that blank (like Birdman in Miami, Birdman wouldn't get any minutes before Blair if he played in San Antonio imho). Is he a good player? Yes, he is, but the situation where he was like the team's only 3pt shooter made him look better than he really is imho. It's like a girl who has 5 brothers but no sister, surely the girl is more precious than the boys in her parents' eyes but a bitch is never as valuable as a guy to the society, unless the girl's name is Scarlett Johansson.

[jeebus]

I co-sign this one. Belli looks good in chicago because he was the exact missing condiment of the dish, Bulls had no 3pt shooters and he luckily filled that blank (like Birdman in Miami, Birdman wouldn't get any minutes before Blair if he played in San Antonio imho). Is he a good player? Yes, he is, but the situation where he was like the team's only 3pt shooter made him look better than he really is imho.
which would mean he's on the scouting report as the only 3pt threat on the team. And since the Bulls (lol newcastlekeg) had pretty much zero offensive weapons last season, he was covered pretty well each game. on the Spurms, he's going to have open looks as that's how the offense works. now all 3pt shooters are streaky but I think Beli will have a chance to shine this season.

[Clipper Nation]

You wish. The Spurs hired him. They're wearin' that hair shirt in perpetuity.

Spurs: 0 rapists

the tired old shit bag Lakers: 1 rapist

[Thread]

the tired old shit bag

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Clipper Nation]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

- "Tired old bag of shit."
- At Close Range (1986)

- "I'm tired, I'm old, I shit in a bag..."
- Christopher Walken, Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead (1995)

[Thread]

- "Tired old bag of shit."
- At Close Range (1986)

- "I'm tired, I'm old, I shit in a bag..."
- Christopher Walken, Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead (1995)



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[Clipper Nation]

^ by Culburn369 Jul 6, 2012

Face it, son, you stole your shit from movies.... you've been exposedPERIOD

[Thread]

PERIOD

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[HI-FI]

Italia got some real hot bitches and handsome guys. If I were a bitch I would like to go down on anyone from the Italian national soccer team, especially the team of the 2000s with the likes of Del Piero, Christian Vieri, Cannavaro, Pirlo, Nesta etc... but guys like Belli have to be the shittiest looking ones in Italy imho

:lmao
dear lawd.

[Captivus]

Italia got some real hot bitches and handsome guys. If I were a bitch I would like to go down on anyone from the Italian national soccer team, especially the team of the 2000s with the likes of Del Piero, Christian Vieri, Cannavaro, Pirlo, Nesta etc... but guys like Belli have to be the shittiest looking ones in Italy imho

:wow

[PingPong]

"Show me the girls, Tony!" http://i.imgur.com/SrzBLIH.png

[unforeseen]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b398/heat_fusion/GFuGSoz_zpsea2b24f5.gif

[baseline bum]

Best part is that it's 2 years, meaning we'll have about $50m in cap space in 2 years.

Oh good, then we can land the next Rasho Nesterovic.

[jeebus]

Oh good, then we can land the next Rasho Nesterovic.
Al Jefferson does have an opt out after 2 years...