Dwight vs NBA game day thread

[jeebus]

so, Friday is supposed to be the day when Chicken Fingers is supposed to make his decision.



you got LA with The Begging

then there's GSW, where he could team up with Marky Mark to tag team his wife while reciting bible verses

then you got _allas, offering up free food

Atlanta, which is his hometown. too risky as inbreeding might occur

and finally Houston, to play with Harden and knock up Katrina refuges in their FEMA trailers

[MeloHype]

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[Clipper Nation]

I've got the NBA over Bible Kemp in a sweep, tbh....

[Robz4000]

You forgot about Mark Jackson in GS. Being able to rap about the lord while tag-teaming his wife may be too good an opportunity for him to pass up. Also plenty of faggots there for him to convert or try to "fit in" with.

[jeebus]

You forgot about Mark Jackson in GS. Being able to rap about the lord while tag-teaming his wife may be too good an opportunity for him to pass up. Also plenty of faggots there for him to convert or try to "fit in" with.
dammit you're right. editing.

[Mori Chu]

No way Warriors can get it done given their cap situation. They would have to make like 3 giant moves just to do it, and LA ain't helping them.

[Jt.ONE]

:lol tag teaming whist reciting the bible

[jeebus]

No way Warriors can get it done given their cap situation. They would have to make like 3 giant moves just to do it, and LA ain't helping them.
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[ElNono]

vecsey is full of shit

[ElNono]

wouldn't surprise me if Dwight quits like he did in the 1st round, and we have to wait until monday with this circus, tbh...

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No way Warriors can get it done given their cap situation. They would have to make like 3 giant moves just to do it, and LA ain't helping them.

The Lakers will listen if Howard declines. But, they won't take (the white center name escapes me) unless they include a choice of Thompson, or, Barnes. I'd take Thompson. We're not going to take that center and Biedrins OR Jefferson. No gd way.

[Thread]

wouldn't surprise me if Dwight quits like he did in the 1st round, and we have to wait until monday with this circus, tbh...

El, with the goods.

[ElNono]

The Lakers will listen if Howard declines. But, they won't take (the white center name escapes me) unless they include a choice of Thompson, or, Barnes. I'd take Thompson. We're not going to take that center and Biedrins OR Jefferson. No gd way.

david lee... but if they can't move Lee, I don't think they can make it work

[jeebus]

vecsey is full of shit
I know. even if he's right, I think GSW and Atl are the 2 least likely choices

[Thread]

david lee... but if they can't move Lee, I don't think they can make it work

No, not Lee, the taller white center. WTF is his name?, clumsy oaf.

ADDENDUM:::But GS won't include those kids. They're too afraid to let loose of them.

[ElNono]

No, not Lee, the taller white center. WTF is his name?, clumsy oaf.

ADDENDUM:::But GS won't include those kids. They're too afraid to let loose of them.

Biedrins? the guy that was smoking and caught with a couple of hoes in Slovenia or whatever? :lol

[ElNono]

wait, you said Biedrins already... what other white stiff?

[ElNono]

Bogut... the Aussie?

[jeebus]

Biedrins? the guy that was smoking and caught with a couple of hoes in Slovenia or whatever? :lol
Bogut, my lil nigga

[Clipper Nation]

I'd laugh if the Warriors gutted their team only for Bible Kemp to pick Houston or Dallas at the last minute, tbh :lol

Regardless, they pretty much fucked themselves over in the Coward Sweepstakes by amnestying Charlie Bell in order to give DeAndre Jordan that retarded offer sheet two years ago.... karma's a bitch, ain't it? :lol

[ElNono]

Bogut is probably the better piece outside of the kids... if he's healthy, hes' damn good.

[Thread]

Biedrins? the guy that was smoking and caught with a couple of hoes in Slovenia or whatever? :lol


Bogut! Christ, I had to go to NBA.com. I'd take him and Thompson for Howard. I'd do that in a heartbeat and if they needed to toss Biedrins in to make it work I'd take it.

[ElNono]

Bogut! Christ, I had to go to NBA.com. I'd take him and Thompson for Howard. I'd do that in a heartbeat and if they needed to toss Biedrins in to make it work I'd take it.

yeah, Bogut is a piece to have...

[Rogue]

I genuinely hope we don't sign this whore. Cuban has a fetish for big names and a tradition of overpaying bigs so I can understand it. whenever there's a high-profile big available in the market he'll go all out pursuing him, like a fly chasing a bull's ass, and the only time his fetish cranked out some good results was when he signed big daddy TC in the 2010 summer. it was highly controversial and widely criticized among mavs fans in the first place but would turn out to be the key to our success a year later.

[Robz4000]

God bless, would there be a more hated team next season if Bible Kemp ended up in Oakland?

[scanry]

yeah, Bogut is a piece to have...

Bogut would actually flourish in the Kobe system. Gasol will do the heavy lifting on Offense and Bogut can protect the paint like Bynum always used to before he wanted a bigger piece of pie on Offense.

[z0sa]

Dwight stays in Tinseltown, tbh

[Jacob1983]

Warriors or Lakers

[TDMVPDPOY]

if ur the lakers u take bogut+thompson and whatever....

[Thread]

Bogut! Christ, I had to go to NBA.com. I'd take him and Thompson for Howard. I'd do that in a heartbeat and if they needed to toss Biedrins in to make it work I'd take it.


if ur the lakers u take bogut+thompson and whatever....

Beat ya, TD.

[MeloHype]

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[MeloHype]

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[Clipper Nation]

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Why am I not shocked that he hasn't made up his mind? :lol

[MeloHype]

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[Suspect]

He's going to stay in L.A, he just likes drama and to be the center of attention.

[Thread]

Why am I not shocked that he hasn't made up his mind? :lol

The Lakers broke late last nite and are now bracing for the worst and coming to terms with s&t'ing him.

[Clipper Nation]

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Epitome of a bitchmade faggot....

[jeebus]

GSW lookin for dat cap space

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[ffadicted]

His shoulders look the most broad in a Hawks jersey tbh, so that's what I'd go for

[MeloHype]

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[jeebus]

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I'll bet houston wishes they could go back and not sign CITA and Asik to those stupidly stupid contracts.

[Suspect]

Rockets just need AK47

got dammit

[Mugen]

B-Kemp is staying in LA tbh.

[Thread]

B-Kemp is staying in LA tbh.

Can ya expound on that, Muggy?

[jeebus]

Rockets just need AK47

got dammit
Nope. After the Spurs amnesty Boner, they'll sign him for a 3 year deal. You can have Boner, as he is Kemp's kryptonite as seen in the playoffs.

[Mugen]

Can ya expound on that, Muggy?

No. But he's staying, Cub.

[Clipper Nation]

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[Suspect]

Nope. After the Spurs amnesty Boner, they'll sign him for a 3 year deal. You can have Boner, as he is Kemp's kryptonite as seen in the playoffs.
sup with spurs always wanting foreign players?

[Baam]

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Life is like the Lakers for Dwight Howard. The best option!







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Life is like playing in LA. Full of rings. Your expected to win.

[Bill_Brasky]

:lol dumbass Warriors

[Thread]

dumbass Warriors

Can you expound on that, Brasky?

[jeebus]

sup with spurs always wanting foreign players?
Pop said they have a better work ethic and play harder than american. I'll try to find the exact wording imo.

here: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1670815-gregg-popovich-foreign-players-are-harder-working-than-most-americans

[Bill_Brasky]

Can you expound on that, Brasky?

I mean where do I begin?

They're dumb because they actually believe they have a shot at Howard.

They're really dumb if they're shopping Bogut without having any sort of real commitment from him.

They're dumb for thinking they even really need him and being willing to part with one of their kids for a loser.

Just dumb. It'd be a "selling their soul to win now" move, except they wouldn't win and Howard would likely become a cancer and distraction and butt heads with Jackson. We all know how much he likes killing coaches and not taking blame.

[Suspect]

kinda like messicans....

Do they accept less pay also?

[Thread]

I mean where do I begin?

They're dumb because they actually believe they have a shot at Howard.

They're really dumb if they're shopping Bogut without having any sort of real commitment from him.

They're dumb for thinking they even really need him and being willing to part with one of their kids for a loser.

Just dumb. It'd be a "selling their soul to win now" move, except they wouldn't win and Howard would likely become a cancer and distraction and butt heads with Jackson. We all know how much he likes killing coaches and not taking blame.

Solid stuff. Thank you.

[jeebus]

kinda like messicans....

Do they accept less pay also?
depends. they mostly do, unless you get an uppity foreigner.

[jeebus]

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[jeebus]

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[Thread]

^I'm not real crazy about Asik if we're tied to that slope Lin in the bargain.

[jeebus]

^I'm not real crazy about Asik if we're tied to that slope Lin in the bargain.
you'll love this then

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[Brazil]

^I'm not real crazy about Asik if we're tied to that slope Lin in the bargain.

your black center took a decision already or do you need to Beg some more ?

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your black center took a decision already or do you need to Beg some more ?

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[Brazil]

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[jeebus]

BREAKING

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[jeebus]

^I'm not real crazy about Asik if we're tied to that slope Lin in the bargain.
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[Mel_13]

Dwight has made his decision. Said he will announce his destination via Twitter possibly this weekend.

https://twitter.com/janiscarr

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^Who is Janis Carr, Mel?

[Mel_13]

^Who is Janis Carr, Mel?

Reporter for the OC Register

[jeebus]

Reporter for the OC Register
she's also a kunt

[Clipper Nation]

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[jeebus]

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Peter Broussard, ladies and gentlemen

[Robz4000]

THIS JUST IN: Howard is going to announce that he is moving his decision deadline back a week. He is still unsure which media he wishes to use to make this announcement.

[jeebus]

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[Robz4000]

It's happening...

[jeebus]

true that. they're making their moves. kudos on unloading that piece of shit RJ :lol a sign and trade with Bogut and another player for Dwight is even more possible now

[Robz4000]

They just signed Iggy to a 4 year deal. Golden State is kicking some ass right now. If they manage to land Dwight while keeping Thompson/Barnes and Iggy, I may be worried.

[jeebus]

I think it's between GSW and Houston now; houston had the lead but GSW just made a huge comeback

[Robz4000]

Tbh, even if Howard goes to Houston, Golden State just improved themselves immensely. They're still a notch below SA/OKC, but it's pretty damn close.

[Thread]

Tbh, even if Howard goes to Houston, Golden State just improved themselves immensely. They're still a notch below SA/OKC, but it's pretty damn close.

Because of Iggy? He's not a loser, just a failure.

[Robz4000]

Because of Iggy? He's not a loser, just a failure.

Nah. He helped, but the fact they managed to shed those shitty contracts was big. They have a bit more room to maneuver.

[Clipper Nation]

This is supposedly the Rockets' owner's plane:

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[jeebus]

This is supposedly the Rockets' owner's plane:

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Do you have sources in Aspen to get pics when it lands?

[jeebus]

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:cry chicken fingers :cry

[Robz4000]

So when Kemp ends up in Oakland, what's the over/under on days it takes for him and Rev. Jackson to create a new cult following based around adultery and unprotected sex? I've got 6 tops.

[jeebus]

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[Robz4000]

So after posterising Cubes and Mavfan, what's Kemp gonna do next?

[jeebus]

He's goin to Houston tbh

[Robz4000]

While shitting all over the Lakers while he's at it I hope.

[jeebus]

big shock here

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[Robz4000]

I hope someone drops a backpack next to wherever Dwight is in Colorado tbh.

[jeebus]

and houston wins

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[jeebus]

the plot thickens

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maybe.

[jeebus]

definitely thickens

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[Banzai]

definitely thickens

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word got out..just damage control until he says he's going

[jeebus]

word got out..just damage control until he says he's going
yup I saw. I gave up updating cuz there's like 40 dwight threads :lol