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I. Hustle
07-10-2013, 08:00 AM
after a boob job... do you compliment?
I mean there have been a couple here that went from really small or almost flat chests to :wow.
They start wearing tight and low cut tops.
Do I high five and say "Good job"?
CosmicCowboy
07-10-2013, 08:17 AM
"Do your boobs feel as good as they look? Can I squeeze them?"
mrsmaalox
07-10-2013, 08:17 AM
If its a professional work place why would you say anything?
Did they tell you they were going to have boob jobs or are you just assuming they did because they look different to you?
Spur|n|Austin
07-10-2013, 08:20 AM
If its a professional work place why would you say anything?
Did they tell you they were going to have boob jobs or are you just assuming they did because they look different to you?
These are important questions. In this day and age you can never be to open about things like this. :lol
Suspect
07-10-2013, 08:28 AM
some chick got hers done recently at my job, I give her high fives everytime I see her now
JudynTX
07-10-2013, 08:52 AM
They just got new bras that lift.
Spur-Addict
07-10-2013, 08:59 AM
Whether I knew for certain or not I wouldn't say anything unless she brought it up.
I. Hustle
07-10-2013, 09:19 AM
LOL at Maalox getting all pissed. Obviously I wouldn't say anything. Stare yes, but not say anything. When you go from looking like a 12 year old boy to looking like Jessica Rabbit then there are no assumptions.
I just ask because a AVP said "Wow, so what did you do in your time off." Never making eye contact LOL
I. Hustle
07-10-2013, 09:20 AM
Whether I knew for certain or not I wouldn't say anything unless she brought it up.
One of them brings it up all the time. We didn't know that she was going to do it but I guess since she figured we would all notice anyway she goes on and on about it.
I. Hustle
07-10-2013, 09:21 AM
They just got new bras that lift.
When there is really nothing to lift then...
On of them is like 80 lbs soaking wet
Spur-Addict
07-10-2013, 09:30 AM
One of them brings it up all the time. We didn't know that she was going to do it but I guess since she figured we would all notice anyway she goes on and on about it.
Someone is devoid of attention, and must've really felt attractive deficient. But hey, if she needs to drum up attention by talking about, and augmenting her chest, why not talk to her about it if she brings it up? I wouldn't give her the impression that I am more interested in her now because of her physical change though (even if I was).
mrsmaalox
07-10-2013, 09:44 AM
LOL at Maalox getting all pissed. Obviously I wouldn't say anything. Stare yes, but not say anything. When you go from looking like a 12 year old boy to looking like Jessica Rabbit then there are no assumptions.
I just ask because a AVP said "Wow, so what did you do in your time off." Never making eye contact LOL
There are tons of bras out there that can add several sizes to a woman's bust, and give them cleavage too. I'm not pissed, I'm just trying to stop you from looking like a chump when you open your big mouth, even though I know that's futile! :lol
Trill Clinton
07-10-2013, 09:44 AM
i don't compliment. i just keep it moving. nothing worse than a man acting like he never seen a nice pair of tit's before. i'm not that thirsty.
I. Hustle
07-10-2013, 09:51 AM
There are tons of bras out there that can add several sizes to a woman's bust, and give them cleavage too. I'm not pissed, I'm just trying to stop you from looking like a chump when you open your big mouth, even though I know that's futile! :lol
Fu
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No way to add that many sizes. It would have to be all bra all the time.
I just think it's hilarious how there is no escaping it with a woman. If you pump up the boobies then everyone is going to notice. I guess the closest equivalent is if a guy colors his hair or wears a rug. Kind of hard not to notice.
mrsmaalox
07-10-2013, 09:58 AM
Fu
Tile
No way to add that many sizes. It would have to be all bra all the time.
I just think it's hilarious how there is no escaping it with a woman. If you pump up the boobies then everyone is going to notice. I guess the closest equivalent is if a guy colors his hair or wears a rug. Kind of hard not to notice.
Guys are so dumb about bras---YES you can add that many sizes----YES it's all bra all the time. YES it's hard not to notice if you have everyone's boob characteristics memorized, MOST people don't. You are such a baboon!!
I. Hustle
07-10-2013, 10:00 AM
Guys are so dumb about bras---YES you can add that many sizes----YES it's all bra all the time. YES it's hard not to notice if you have everyone's boob characteristics memorized, MOST people don't. You are such a baboon!!
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Wait! Don't baboons have those funky butts?
ohmwrecker
07-10-2013, 10:11 AM
There is no way I can answer this query properly without pics.
gameFACE
07-10-2013, 10:13 AM
A friend away from work had a boob job some years ago. Not sure why she did it since she had decent size before. They look acceptable but I feel that if I were to squeeze one tight it would spring a leak.
mrsmaalox
07-10-2013, 10:16 AM
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Wait! Don't baboons have those funky butts?
Not as funky as yours.
CosmicCowboy
07-10-2013, 10:18 AM
:lol
MM on a roll...
I. Hustle
07-10-2013, 10:26 AM
:lol
MM on a roll...
She likes to fight with me.
It's the make up secks. ;)
CuckingFunt
07-10-2013, 12:03 PM
Guys are so dumb about bras
This.
Sportcamper
07-10-2013, 12:24 PM
Guys are so dumb about bras
When it comes to women...Guys are pretty dumb about most things...TBH
lebomb
07-10-2013, 12:24 PM
MM is correct. I dated a girl once that wore a D-cup bra, but with it off her tiggos sagged and they looked like B- cups.
Anyhow, implants do NOT impress me. Real D, DD cup tiggos are a different story.
ohmwrecker
07-10-2013, 12:25 PM
I'm not dumb about bras. I can take one off in two seconds, one-handed.
Big Empty
07-10-2013, 12:29 PM
my whole floor got boob jobs in the last two years. couldnt be happier at the workplace ;)
Fake tits suck!
I'll take real b's 100% of the time. Over giant fakes. Something sexy about a girl who is confident with what she has.
gameFACE
07-10-2013, 05:19 PM
Fake tits suck!
I'll take real b's 100% of the time. Over giant fakes. Something sexy about a girl who is confident with what she has.
Agreed. Big or small it's much more fun to play-slap a natural chi-chi than a liquid filled one.
Rogue
07-10-2013, 07:37 PM
the same boobs may vary in size significantly through time, maybe it's just illusion in my eyes but it looks to me that my goddess's boobs may change from the size of a lemon to a melon's size dramatically in a few years then back to the size of a lemon several years later. for example, her tits weren't impressive at all in "lost in translation" but when it came to the "bobby long" which was released just one year later, each of her boob looked as large as her head. Nonetheless, she looked flat like a board in "the nanny dairies" which was released in 07. Her boobs' size may be even more variable than her hair style it seems like.
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