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TIMMYtoZO
07-12-2013, 10:37 PM
:lol at the Pistons for signing that overrated piece of shit Josh Smith to a $54 million contract.
:lol at the Bulls for still having Rose as your best player.
:lol at the Nets for hiring Kidd and taking on 2 washed up players who won't make much of an impact.
:lol at the Knicks for trading for a bust and resigning friend killer.
:lol at the 76ers for just being a shitty franchise.
:lol at the Celtics for the long rebuilding road that awaits.
:lol at the Cavs for using Andrew Bynum, Jarret Jack, a 6'7 PF, and their most talented player at an overrated position as a selling point for Lebron James
:lol at the Pacers for pretty much keeping their same team together.
:lol at the Bucks for signing Mayo and staying a joke of a franchise.
:lol at the Spurs for resigning Manu/Splitter and replacing Neal with Beli.
:lol at the Thunder for keeping Brooks, losing Harden, and being a stupid franchise in a state full of meth heads and inbreeds.
:lol at the Warriors for being a one hit wonder, trading draft picks to free up cap space sign Iguodala, and having a pg as their superstar
:lol at the Clippers for making a ton of average moves when the results will stay the same at the end of the day...Chris Paul going 1 on 1 while everyone watches.
:lol at the Lakers for their stupidity in trying to make a playoff run this season when they should be tanking.
:lol at the Rockets for thinking D12 will stay happy in Houston... It won't take long before shit hits the fan and the circle jerk begins to break up among the players.

:lol at the entire NBA and their failure of an offseason at trying to dethrone Miami.

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07-12-2013, 10:42 PM
^You were dethroned, TIM. You were beat. It was over. They were gonna stretch LeBro,,,I mean they were going to stretch that niqqer Bosh out and hang his ass from the Tree of Woe. Then the Spurs fucked up, shuffled over and returned their 5th ring and gave you your 3rd and LeBron his 2nd and all was right in the world of Media,,,south Florida and behind my front door stoop.

Arcadian
07-12-2013, 10:46 PM
^You were dethroned, TIM. You were beat. It was over. They were gonna stretch LeBro,,,I mean they were going to stretch that niqqer Bosh out and hang his ass from the Tree of Woe. Then the Spurs fucked up, shuffled over and returned their 5th ring and gave you your 3rd and LeBron his 2nd and all was right in the world of Media,,,south Florida and behind my front door stoop.

Yep. They were dethroned*.

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07-12-2013, 10:54 PM
Yep. They were dethroned*.

But, it didn't get any play. There was no % in that angle. None. [You] were the wrong team to fuck up. Media couldn't bury your golden asses, nor Pop's. Now if that had been say,,,The Lakers, oh me, oh my, can you imagine it Arc? But, that's life,,,you were permitted to walk away with nary a mark on you that you didn't muster within your own private Hell. To this very day you've been afforded a high grade of privacy to grief your loss. Your dignity has been preserved fully intact.

We'll see if your absence from that public flogging post in the [[[nation's square]]] serves you as well as us when we were strapped there nigh on 30 years ago and beaten to within an inch of our lives.

whitemamba
07-12-2013, 10:58 PM
Damn OP going ham. His team is fucked next year so enjoy it tbh.

HarlemHeat37
07-12-2013, 11:01 PM
:lol HE has spoken, tbh..

I still have no idea how the fuck you called Miami winning the Finals when they were down 3-2, tbh..:lol and some people here actually had the audacity to question your reputation when Harlem told them to fear your words, tbh..

Katherine Robinson
07-12-2013, 11:06 PM
^You were dethroned, TIM. You were beat. It was over. They were gonna stretch LeBro,,,I mean they were going to stretch that niqqer Bosh out and hang his ass from the Tree of Woe. Then the Spurs fucked up, shuffled over and returned their 5th ring and gave you your 3rd and LeBron his 2nd and all was right in the world of Media,,,south Florida and behind my front door stoop.

You've 'nary room, Dale. You were all but dead inside when Lebron had missed the game tying shot in game six - but it was not to be. Ray Allen came from above and made your soldier stand at attention when he back behind the 3pt line and sunk a metaphorical dagger into the back of every Spurs fan on here. You were risen from the grave you began digging for yourself and went back to form with your work against Tim Duncan.

Admit it, he has as much right as you do. Without Ray Allen, you only have O&45.

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07-12-2013, 11:06 PM
:lol HE has spoken, tbh..

I still have no idea how the fuck you called Miami winning the Finals when they were down 3-2, tbh..:lol and some people here actually had the audacity to question your reputation when Harlem told them to fear your words, tbh..

Well for Christ sakes [some people] had the 5th in their pocket when they displayed that "audacity." I was sitting here working on my capitulation speech when Horry launched from the arc using the crown of CWEBB's noggin' as a sight t.........I mean when Pop snatched defeat from the jaws of victory and Allen backpedaled like he was fucking Michael Jackson at prime.

Motherfucker!!!

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07-12-2013, 11:07 PM
You've 'nary room, Dale. You were all but dead inside when Lebron had missed the game tying shot in game six - but it was not to be. Ray Allen came from above and made your soldier stand at attention when he back behind the 3pt line and sunk a metaphorical dagger into the back of every Spurs fan on here. You were risen from the grave you began digging for yourself and went back to form with your work against Tim Duncan.

Admit it, he has as much right as you do. Without Ray Allen, you only have O&45.


Well for Christ sakes [some people] had the 5th in their pocket when they displayed that "audacity." I was sitting here working on my capitulation speech when Horry launched from the arc using the crown of CWEBB's noggin' as a sight t.........I mean when Pop snatched defeat from the jaws of victory and Allen backpedaled like he was fucking Michael Jackson at prime.

Motherfucker!!!

Katherine Robinson
07-12-2013, 11:10 PM
^Point still stands: He has every right as you, so suck it up.

Arnold Toht
07-12-2013, 11:13 PM
Not giving this guy credit for calling the Heat comeback at all-- he flinchedPERIOD


COMON GUYS! WAKE THE FUCK UP! YOUR FUCKING SEASON IS ON THE LINE!

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07-12-2013, 11:15 PM
Not giving this guy credit for calling the Heat comeback at all-- he flinchedPERIOD

- "Atta boy, Arnold!"

Katherine Robinson
07-12-2013, 11:15 PM
^He shit his britches when his hero missed the game tying three, he won't admit it, but you could hold a NASCAR race on that racing stripe.

TIMMYtoZO
07-12-2013, 11:37 PM
:lol HE has spoken, tbh..

I still have no idea how the fuck you called Miami winning the Finals when they were down 3-2, tbh..:lol and some people here actually had the audacity to question your reputation when Harlem told them to fear your words, tbh..

:lol People thought I was losing my touch and my days were over. After game 5, I had to let everyone know Miami wasn't losing the series. You were the only one at that time that was not discrediting my thread. People just laughed and had a good time with it, but that all changed 4 days later. :lol

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07-12-2013, 11:43 PM
:lol People thought I was losing my touch and my days were over. After game 5, I had to let everyone know Miami wasn't losing the series. You were the only one at that time that was not discrediting my thread. People just laughed and had a good time with it, but that all changed 4 days later. :lol

TIM, is Arnold (above) right, or, not?

TIMMYtoZO
07-12-2013, 11:59 PM
TIM, is Arnold (above) right, or, not?


:lol @ Miami losing this series. That simply won't happen.

Timmy never looses faith in his team. He showed it through that thread. Timmy was not nervous; he was frusterated with a repeating trend he has seen over the years. Miami's constant coasting gets tiring and Spoelstra is a huge part of that, tbh. The title was never in doubt... the amount of steps it was going to take to get the title was what made this postseason so "interesting".

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07-13-2013, 12:52 AM
Timmy never looses faith in his team. He showed it through that thread. Timmy was not nervous; he was frusterated with a repeating trend he has seen over the years. Miami's constant coasting gets tiring and Spoelstra is a huge part of that, tbh. The title was never in doubt... the amount of steps it was going to take to get the title was what made this postseason so "interesting".

So, you never said this:::"COMON GUYS! WAKE THE FUCK UP! YOUR FUCKING SEASON IS ON THE LINE!"

Arnold Toht
07-13-2013, 12:54 AM
Bruder bitte!

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=217342&page=13&p=6676144#post6676144 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=217342&page=13&p=6676144#post6676144)


COMON GUYS! WAKE THE FUCK UP! YOUR FUCKING SEASON IS ON THE LINE!

Bill_Brasky
07-13-2013, 12:58 AM
You have to promise me one thing, TIMMY. If the Heat happen to get knocked out of the playoffs earlier than the Finals next year, predict a Spurs championship.

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07-13-2013, 01:04 AM
Bruder bitte!

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=217342&page=13&p=6676144#post6676144 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=217342&page=13&p=6676144#post6676144)

TIM, you've been busted dude. You indeed flinched.

Baseline
07-13-2013, 01:26 AM
When do Pop and Manu get their Miami rings? Opening night?

AchillesHeel
07-13-2013, 04:32 AM
:lol HE has spoken, tbh..

I still have no idea how the fuck you called Miami winning the Finals when they were down 3-2, tbh..:lol and some people here actually had the audacity to question your reputation when Harlem told them to fear your words, tbh..

Fuck you nigga, Spurs were 28 seconds away from winning it all and they fucked up.

If I told you before Game 6 that the Spurs would be up 5 with 28 seconds to go and that we'd get 2 free throws, you'd say there's no way Miami's pulling it out.

But someone had to miss a FT, someone had to pull Duncan out and let Bosh rebound Lebron's bricks and give it to Allen to send it to OT.

Such is life, but calling out anyone for predicting a Spurs win when they were up 3 - 2 is stupid, it was a close series and it could have gone either way.

Pelicans78
07-13-2013, 05:17 AM
Looks like the Pelicans did something right this offseason since TimmyZo didn't put them on shit list.

Anyway, I don't think Miami can stand pat with this current roster. Not saying they need a major change, but they need to find a big guy who can defend the paint and rebound. Not necessarily a starter but someone who can give them quality minutes.

And Wade can't regress. Same with Bosh. That would be another concern of mine.

Bill_Brasky
07-13-2013, 08:07 AM
Fuck you nigga, Spurs were 28 seconds away from winning it all and they fucked up.

If I told you before Game 6 that the Spurs would be up 5 with 28 seconds to go and that we'd get 2 free throws, you'd say there's no way Miami's pulling it out.

But someone had to miss a FT, someone had to pull Duncan out and let Bosh rebound Lebron's bricks and give it to Allen to send it to OT.

Such is life, but calling out anyone for predicting a Spurs win when they were up 3 - 2 is stupid, it was a close series and it could have gone either way.

Timmytozo's achievements:
-Called the Giants winning the Super Bowl. Stuck by this prediction while everyone laughed their asses off at him in week 10 when they lost to the Rex Grossman-led Redskins.
-Called the Rangers losing the WS even when they were an inning away and then an out away. Like literally called it as it happened, something like "here's where the Rangers fluke luck finally runs out".
-I don't even wanna talk about what he did to my Spurs

Definitely the GOAT troll since I've started posting.

AchillesHeel
07-13-2013, 08:22 AM
Timmytozo's achievements:
-Called the Giants winning the Super Bowl. Stuck by this prediction while everyone laughed their asses off at him in week 10 when they lost to the Rex Grossman-led Redskins.
-Called the Rangers losing the WS even when they were an inning away and then an out away. Like literally called it as it happened, something like "here's where the Rangers fluke luck finally runs out".
-I don't even wanna talk about what he did to my Spurs

Definitely the GOAT troll since I've started posting.

Nigga just lucky.

IrisHockey
04-26-2014, 11:51 PM
Damn, wow...

dfens
04-28-2014, 09:17 AM
visionary tbh.

heat will 3peat this year.
OKC- memphis is givin lakers-kings 2002 a good run tbh.

this forum needs dallas to beat the spurs. This forum lacks some meanness, some nasty and that is just what a loss to the mavs would do.

god bless.

Expert
04-28-2014, 07:08 PM
visionary tbh.

heat will 3peat this year.
OKC- memphis is givin lakers-kings 2002 a good run tbh.

this forum needs dallas to beat the spurs. This forum lacks some meanness, some nasty and that is just what a loss to the mavs would do.

god bless.

It's not clairvoyance to predict the most stacked team in the history of the league who plays in the weakest conference in the history of the league will win another championship. I said the Heat will be upset in the 2nd round. That's a leap. I don't think they will, but if I had to predict a true upset, that the only one that could exist. The other teams are all just jostling for residual attention.

Kawhi
06-21-2014, 06:10 PM
Timmytozo's achievements:
-Called the Giants winning the Super Bowl. Stuck by this prediction while everyone laughed their asses off at him in week 10 when they lost to the Rex Grossman-led Redskins.
-Called the Rangers losing the WS even when they were an inning away and then an out away. Like literally called it as it happened, something like "here's where the Rangers fluke luck finally runs out".
-I don't even wanna talk about what he did to my Spurs

Definitely the GOAT troll since I've started posting.updated achievements:
-swore the Giants were still making the playoffs after starting 0-6(iirc)
-swore on his life Denver beats Seattle in the super bowl
-swore on his life Miami would come back and beat the Spurs in 7

dg7md
06-21-2014, 11:18 PM
Timmy2Zo backs teams winning championships in fluke ways because all of his "teams" are all and all pretty shit. :lol

He has the worst takes through all of ST...

Looking forward to the day he ever posts again here because of his Heat failing and "coasting" too much. :lol If he ever returns...

100%duncan
06-21-2014, 11:29 PM
Sp phaggot TIMMYtoZO

RD2191
06-22-2014, 12:26 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao