THE ALMANAC

[Avante]

I keep hearing about this almanac I'm suppose to own. That's where I get all my...stuff.

There is no almanac.

But I do have.....

12 big books on them blues
Track & Field News (magazine)...since 1970
The National Football League Encyclopedia
The History of Rock & Roll
The Best of Country and Western Music (history)
20ish books on The Middle East/Islam
30ish books on the black experience (Richard Wright, James Baldwin, Ralph Ellison etc etc)
Too many sci fi novels to count
Tons of books by...Steinbeck, Hesse, Dickens, Poe, Lovecraft, Mailer, Fitzgerald, Hemmingway etc etc,

Books on...

Hollywood and the Movies
Body building
Cult Flicks
Mythology
Boxing...history
Rasslin'
Tons of biographies (Dean, Waits, Dylan, Mitchum, Cash, Elvis etc etc)

Magazines

Sports betting
Football cards
Football

Now add...

20 years of playing organized football.
About 50 years of following football, track and music.
4 years of military service
3 years as a traveling salesman (health insurance)
4 jail cell nights
10 years of running the streets looking for drinks/drugs/pussy/fights

There's my...Almanac.

[Blake]

You're like a sad old stripper, begging for people to oogle at her droopy rack.

Don't worry. SBM will run in here soon enough and put a $20 in your string.

[Avante]

You're like a sad old stripper, begging for people to oogle at her droopy rack.

Don't worry. SBM will run in here soon enough and put a $20 in your string.

I really don't have to beg little guy, I could post...boo!..and here you'd come.

[Blake]

I really don't have to beg little guy, I could post...boo!..and here you'd come.

you're begging for a pat on the head or a dollar in your string. I'm here throwing rotten tomatoes.

If you had any self respect, you'd pull your skirt down and put a blouse on.

[Avante]

you're begging for a pat on the head or a dollar in your string. I'm here throwing rotten tomatoes.

If you had any self respect, you'd pull your skirt down and put a blouse on.

Here you are letting everyone know you come here to follow me around and you wanna talk self respect, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Dude, go bother somebody else ok?

[ChumpDumper]

It's good to lead with the meltdown/almanac list combo and save us some time. :tu

[Avante]

Ever notice its always the same ones? Is that sad or what?

I'm just a guy trying to talk some music, interests.

[ChumpDumper]

I do notice you start butthurt threads in reaction to some offhand post of mine and others. Do you notice you react with the same meltdown every time?

That is why you can't say you own anyone. You're way too thin-skinned.

Now post a video in this thread to prove me completely right.

[Avante]

And they don't even see it, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChumpDumper]

I see exactly what I'm doing.

Do you see what you did here?

[illusioNtEk]

http://d1fgn7wex1bhjn.cloudfront.net/assets/tarantulaV2/embedded_images/1366650456_213130-michael-bay-found-footage-time-travel-almanac.jpg

[Avante]

Just a cowboy


http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2013/7/19/906648.jpg

[ChumpDumper]

If that's a self-portrait it isn't nearly fat enough.

[Blake]

Just a cowboy


http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2013/7/19/906648.jpg

I wouldn't dare let that guy and his partner adopt kids

[Avante]

I wouldn't dare let that guy and his partner adopt kids

How about...

http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2013/7/20/906733.jpg

[THEGOAT]

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