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Arnold Toht
07-17-2013, 10:46 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-threatens-neighbor-cat-sex-cops-article-1.1401662


Not all crazy cat ladies are created equal.A man in Oklahoma City told police his neighbor, Kristina Michelle Brown, threatened him with a knife after Brown claimed the man revealed she had sex with a cat.
Before phoning police, Elmer Morrison, 72, saw 23-year-old Brown standing by a fence separating their properties, holding a silver pocket knife.


“Come outside, I know you are in there,” Brown yelled at Morrison, according to a police report posted online by the Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/woman-claims-sex-with-cat-687453). “Do you wanna die?”
Interviewed by police, Brown said that she was angry at Morrison “because of what he did to me.”
Asked to elaborate, Brown said, “Because everyone knows. I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.”


The arresting officer described Brown’s comments as “very random” and said they “pertained nothing to the subject at hand.”
When pressed over whether Morrison had any role or knowledge about the sexual relationship with the feline, Brown recounted her claim and said her neighbor “does not know about what she did with the cat, she is just mad at him and wants him to die.”
Brown was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon. She is being held at the Oklahoma County Jail in lieu of $5,000 bail.
When told about Brown’s accusation regarding her cat, Morrison seemed surprised.
“This is news to me,” Morrison said.


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-threatens-neighbor-cat-sex-cops-article-1.1401662#ixzz2ZMiao86E

Katherine Robinson
07-17-2013, 10:56 PM
It is a new low when a woman resorts to bestiality to pay for her meth addiction.

Kai
07-17-2013, 11:22 PM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1401627.1374102498!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/article-cat-0717.jpg


meow

TDMVPDPOY
07-17-2013, 11:27 PM
looks like the clown on the other end thats emailing kooly wanting him to come over fullfill her fantasy

Thread
07-17-2013, 11:31 PM
Remember that guy up in I believe Montana that let that horse pork him? He survived for a while, went into the house and started bleeding. His friends took him to the hospital and just kind of leaned him up outside the front door. He'd bled out by then of course. The sheriff goes out there and finds a large cardboard box of tapes that the people had taken of each other and different farm animals.

They made a motion picture about this case and it wasn't half bad. It was part reenactments and part documentary. This poor horse had become so aroused that they had to geld him. The whole damn barnyard was lit up. A little pony gave this horse a blow job (off camera). Just bizarre. I think the movie was called "Zoology" or some such.

illusioNtEk
07-17-2013, 11:31 PM
Dang she's losing hair faster then Lebron LOL

No dude would fuk her so she fucks cats LOL

OKC LOL

LOL OKC trading super star Harden for nothing LOL

TXstbobcat
07-17-2013, 11:44 PM
Welcome to Oklahoma!!!!!

Only in Oklahoma!!!

Calispursfan11
07-17-2013, 11:45 PM
This seems sick and wrong imho even in OKC.

TXstbobcat
07-17-2013, 11:46 PM
Oklahoma. Where the men are men and the farm animals are nervous.

whitemamba
07-17-2013, 11:49 PM
:lol wtf is that

triple t's
07-18-2013, 12:19 AM
Remember that guy up in I believe Montana that let that horse pork him? He survived for a while, went into the house and started bleeding. His friends took him to the hospital and just kind of leaned him up outside the front door. He'd bled out by then of course. The sheriff goes out there and finds a large cardboard box of tapes that the people had taken of each other and different farm animals.

They made a motion picture about this case and it wasn't half bad. It was part reenactments and part documentary. This poor horse had become so aroused that they had to geld him. The whole damn barnyard was lit up. A little pony gave this horse a blow job (off camera). Just bizarre. I think the movie was called "Zoology" or some such.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_(film)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Zoo%282007_film%29_poster.jpg

AchillesHeel
07-18-2013, 12:41 AM
lol thunderup

lefty
07-18-2013, 12:46 AM
Damn

What is it gonna be if they catch a methwoman doing it with a chimpbrook

Jacob1983
07-18-2013, 01:09 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6w5FQSa4m0o/UZc6G7DvRSI/AAAAAAAADCM/XYvS4PapSgs/s320/George-Takei-oh-my.jpg

Rogue
07-18-2013, 01:25 AM
Hi agent leftyev, do you remember this?


http://www.themortonreport.com/uploads/pics/Scarlettjohansson1.jpg

Bulaien999
07-18-2013, 02:01 AM
You don't fuck cat pussy on Monday and call up Bill on Tuesday!!! Her mind was made up!! No going back!!

spurraider21
07-18-2013, 02:09 AM
not worried here

Baseline
07-18-2013, 03:47 AM
This isn't as bad as what happened to a young hotel employee in Colorado one night. Right, Laker fans?

Thread
07-18-2013, 05:48 AM
^You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

unforeseen
07-18-2013, 06:33 AM
Remember that guy up in I believe Montana that let that horse pork him? He survived for a while, went into the house and started bleeding. His friends took him to the hospital and just kind of leaned him up outside the front door. He'd bled out by then of course. The sheriff goes out there and finds a large cardboard box of tapes that the people had taken of each other and different farm animals.

They made a motion picture about this case and it wasn't half bad. It was part reenactments and part documentary. This poor horse had become so aroused that they had to geld him. The whole damn barnyard was lit up. A little pony gave this horse a blow job (off camera). Just bizarre. I think the movie was called "Zoology" or some such.


:lol WTF?
Your memory is disturbingly accurate.

AchillesHeel
07-18-2013, 08:21 AM
^You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

:lol Never gets old.

Katherine Robinson
07-18-2013, 08:23 AM
:lol WTF?
Your memory is disturbingly accurate.

Dale had attempted suicide in this manner at one time, but he decided not to engage in intercourse with his mother furthermore.

Calispursfan11
07-18-2013, 08:41 AM
Oklahoma. Where the men are men and the farm animals are nervous.
:lol but in all truth, kinda creepy.

Calispursfan11
07-18-2013, 08:42 AM
:lol Never gets old.
:lol thread making trends tbh. I am on board cos it's all in good spirit.

Calispursfan11
07-18-2013, 08:45 AM
Tbh, how is this related to the NBA??? lol.

AchillesHeel
07-18-2013, 08:53 AM
:lol thread making trends tbh. I am on board cos it's all in good spirit.

He's quite entertaining, you know what he's going to say but it gets you almost every time, almost.

gnsf0946
07-18-2013, 09:14 AM
how can she have sex with a cat? were they just cuddling or one of them has some sort of a dick??

Thread
07-18-2013, 09:42 AM
:lol WTF?
Your memory is disturbingly accurate.

I felt badly for the poor fellow when the story broke. {Sex} is a very commanding master.

The movie does a good job as well with that particular reenactment (being taken to the hospital). The guy walks to the car, but, doesn't survive the drive over. It's done well there.

jeebus
07-18-2013, 10:23 AM
Remember that guy up in I believe Montana that let that horse pork him? He survived for a while, went into the house and started bleeding. His friends took him to the hospital and just kind of leaned him up outside the front door. He'd bled out by then of course. The sheriff goes out there and finds a large cardboard box of tapes that the people had taken of each other and different farm animals.

They made a motion picture about this case and it wasn't half bad. It was part reenactments and part documentary. This poor horse had become so aroused that they had to geld him. The whole damn barnyard was lit up. A little pony gave this horse a blow job (off camera). Just bizarre. I think the movie was called "Zoology" or some such.
Mr Hands.