Couldn't get it up

[Big Empty]

for the 2nd time in two years, i had probably the hottest chick butt ass naked on top of me and couldnt get it goin. poor chick, just like the last one, she thought there was something wrong with her. i had been drinking all night with her and hadnt slept i guess. i remember the last time it happened i was super hungover. it was the day after neal hit that shot against the grizzlies lol does this ever happen to any of you or am i the biggest puss?

[ohmwrecker]

Cocaine, tbh. You won't get off, but she will.

[DJR210]

LMAO @ Cocaine. First fucking thing I was thinking when entering the thread.

You're not the biggest puss, but you are up there. Friend of mine was managing at XTC here in town and brought home TWO sexy ass DTF bitches, and couldn't get hard in front of them. I would have probably started eating pussy to save my dignity. Probably would have got hard after as well as you aren't thinking about getting hard anymore.

[Big Empty]

LMAO @ Cocaine. First fucking thing I was thinking when entering the thread.

You're not the biggest puss, but you are up there. Friend of mine was managing at XTC here in town and brought home TWO sexy ass DTF bitches, and couldn't get hard in front of them. I would have probably started eating pussy to save my dignity. Probably would have got hard after as well as you aren't thinking about getting hard anymore.

lol my tongue is very sore

[DJR210]

lol my tongue is very sore

Well, it's a small victory, but a victory nonetheless. She will probably still call you back cuz she's gonna want to lock that tongue down.

[mrsmaalox]

No big problem, you have fingers don'tcha?

[DJR210]

No big problem, you have fingers don'tcha?

Two in the pink, one in the stink?

[RD2191]

Damn bro, I honestly try to like everyone on this site, but your threads are fucking terrible. Keep in mind I'm a terrible poster. But fuck, you take shit to another level.

[RD2191]

:lmaoThought this was an Avante thread. Either way, shit thread.

[DJR210]

:lmaoThought this was an Avante thread. Either way, shit thread.

Lol, near identical avatars.

[mingus]

Cocaine, tbh. You won't get off, but she will.

Ive never done coke, but I take a structurally and chemically similar add med called Focalin. I can't get it up when I'm on Focalin I don't know why, I wonder if coke would have the same effect on me or not. not that you'd be able to answer that, but just curious.

Regardless, I don't like getting drunk much and when i do its not to the point where i cant get wood, so kind of a moot point and Ive never had wood problems any way.

[ohmwrecker]

Ive never done coke, but I take a structurally and chemically similar add med called Focalin. I can't get it up when I'm on Focalin I don't know why, I wonder if coke would have the same effect on me or not. not that you'd be able to answer that, but just curious.

Regardless, I don't like getting drunk much and when i do its not to the point where i cant get wood, so kind of a moot point and Ive never had wood problems any way.

Yeah, I don't know. I guess results may vary, but I get, what I can only assume to be, a viagra-like effect when I have had sex on cocaine, but I never , uh . . . climax. It's fun though.

[Avante]

Any guy who needs coke to fuck right is a loser. First of all you aren't drilling for oil here. No lady wants some coke freak pounding on her, sheesh!

Rookies.

[ohmwrecker]

Any guy who needs coke to fuck right is a loser. First of all you aren't drilling for oil here. No lady wants some coke freak pounding on her, sheesh!

Rookies.

I don't need it, shithead. I've done it. :lol "coke freak"

Stop following me arond.

[Avante]

I don't need it, shithead. I've done it. :lol "coke freak"

Stop following me arond.

It's...around..not arond...learn to fucking spell.

I'll do whatever I want asswipe, you got that?

Listen up moron a woman wants to make love, you really haven't figured that out yet?

[ohmwrecker]

It's...around..not arond...learn to fucking spell.

I'll do whatever I want asswipe, you got that?

Man, I got you fired up tonight. You want to take a swing at me don't you?


Listen up moron a woman wants to make love, you really haven't figured that out yet?

Sometimes . . . sometimes they want to get fucked.

[scroteface]

shit happens mang try not to watch porn or beat your meat

[Avante]

Man, I got you fired up tonight. You want to take a swing at me don't you?



Sometimes . . . sometimes they want to get fucked.

I don't beat up on midgets, that ain't cool.

Dude, you act like some rookie when it comes to sex, you can't be this ignorant.

[ohmwrecker]

I don't beat up on midgets, that ain't cool.

Dude, you act like some rookie when it comes to sex, you can't be this ignorant.

You are threatening me in the other thread, jackass.

You don't make any sense. You sound ridiculous.

[Avante]

You are threatening me in the other thread, jackass.

You don't make any sense. You sound ridiculous.

You can't be this damn dumb. It made all the sense in the world idiot. What a dumbass.

[ohmwrecker]

You can't be this damn dumb. It made all the sense in the world idiot. What a dumbass.

I know losing your high school girlfriend to one of the Doobie Brothers is the pinnacle of your success with women, so you should probably defer to the more experienced on this topic. Ok, stumpy?

[Avante]

I know losing your high school girlfriend to one of the Doobie Brothers is the pinnacle of your success with women, so you should probably defer to the more experienced on this topic. Ok, stumpy?

Where did I say she was my girlfriend?

Dude, trust me on this one......you're wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy out of your league when it comes to knowing women. Did I mention I'm a dancer, women love a dancer little guy. So what do you wanna know?

[ohmwrecker]

Where did I say she was my girlfriend?

Dude, trust me on this one......you're wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy out of your league when it comes to knowing women. Did I mention I'm a dancer, women love a dancer little guy. So what do you wanna know?

I don't believe you, twinkle toes.

[ohmwrecker]

I thought you claimed that you don't follow people into other threads?

[Avante]

I don't believe you, twinkle toes.

Of course you don't you must play your silly ass game. If had half a brain you'd figure this out....older guy been around done some shit...you'd just too dumb.

[Avante]

I thought you claimed that you don't follow people into other threads?

I don't I'm just tired of your shit guy, you're a little prick, ya know that?

[ohmwrecker]

Of course you don't you must play your silly ass game. If had half a brain you'd figure this out....older guy been around done some shit...you'd just too dumb.

Go to sleep, gramps. You're talkin' jibberish.

[ohmwrecker]

I don't I'm just tired of your shit guy, you're a little prick, ya know that?

:lol You are so mad.

[Avante]

Go to sleep, gramps. You're talkin' jibberish.

Stop that stupid bullshit asshole. Talk like a man, can you do that?

[Avante]

:lol You are so mad.

Dude, when I get a little moronic bitch like you talking shit I get a kick out of slapping them around.

[ohmwrecker]

Stop that stupid bullshit asshole. Talk like a man, can you do that?

Like a silly old man? What kind of a man?

[ohmwrecker]

Dude, when I get a little moronic bitch like you talking shit I get a kick out of slapping them around.

:lmao You poor bastard. I think you're starting to unravel a bit mentally. You should probably get some sleep. Seriously. I'm worried about you.

[Big Empty]

Well shit i feel better. Just got home and redeemed myself. Unfortanetly with a less hot older woman, but im thankfull it was just the alcohol! :) salud, n goodnight my niggas :)

[Avante]

:lmao You poor bastard. I think you're starting to unravel a bit mentally. You should probably get some sleep. Seriously. I'm worried about you.

Not at all, not even close just having some fun with ya, maybe you'll think twice about messing with me. You actually bore me you have no personality. You don't know anything.

[The Reckoning]

whiskey dick tbh. choose a drink, preferably beer or wine, and stick with it

[Buddy Mignon]

You were afraid. Stick to the ugly middle-aged bitches and leave the good looking ones to niggas like me.

[CuckingFunt]

Sometimes . . . sometimes they want to get fucked.

I don't beat up on midgets, that ain't cool.

Dude, you act like some rookie when it comes to sex, you can't be this ignorant.

No, he's right. Between this and the adoption thread, you clearly have a very narrow and unrealistic idea of gender norms. You're the ignorant one here.

[leemajors]

whiskey dick tbh. choose a drink, preferably beer or wine, and stick with it

If you're a jessy, sure.

[Avante]

No, he's right. Between this and the adoption thread, you clearly have a very narrow and unrealistic idea of gender norms. You're the ignorant one here.

I seriously doubt that considering I have three older sisters and have known tons of women, probably more than you do. I've worked with women for years also, yes many times having to help out due to physical limitations. I know what women want and it's not some coke freak pounding on them, if you think they do you'd be wrong....again.

Women don't throw passes girl, they don't give a shit about a lot of things boys/men care about.....honest! Don't tell me I don't know women, I most certainly do. Can you throw a pass....of course not, now how do I know that?

[Thebesteva]

for the 2nd time in two years, i had probably the hottest chick butt ass naked on top of me and couldnt get it goin. poor chick, just like the last one, she thought there was something wrong with her. i had been drinking all night with her and hadnt slept i guess. i remember the last time it happened i was super hungover. it was the day after neal hit that shot against the grizzlies lol does this ever happen to any of you or am i the biggest puss?

You use the juice before? Thats prolly what its from. Get off that deca man.....get natural gainz

[CuckingFunt]

I seriously doubt that considering I have three older sisters and have known tons of women, probably more than you do. I've worked with women for years also, yes many times having to help out due to physical limitations. I know what women want and it's not some coke freak pounding on them, if you think they do you'd be wrong....again.

I am a woman.


Women don't throw passes girl, they don't give a shit about a lot of things boys/men care about.....honest! Don't tell me I don't know women, I most certainly do. Can you throw a pass....of course not, now how do I know that?

Stop calling me girl. You haven't earned your condescension. And deciding something is the truth isn't the same as knowing.

[CavsSuperFan]

Guys up at 2 AM posting about their wieners prolly are not getting much trim if any…:lmao

[xellos88330]

Drank too much. That is probably what the problem was.