My Idea Of A Romantic Evening

[Koolaid_Man]

Doubled Baked Buffalo Wings and Pussy!!! THAT'S IT....:lol


ok I'm so kidding...

Here's the truth these are the tools I need to set it off I won't put them in order..


My Cock
Sweet Red Wine (no Moscato)
Helicopter Ride for two
Pink and Red Silk / Satin sheets
Furry Handcuffs
Whip
Mouth Gag
Dildo
Asparagus
Fresh Fish Steak
Greek Salad with extra olives
Hot Tub
Swimming Pool
Slave Porn (life on the farm)
Wigs
Lipstick
Lubricating Oil
Candle Wax
Maxwell CD
R.Kelly CD
Isley Brothers CD
Dark Room
Massage Table
2 White Chics
12 pack bottle of water
Fireplace

[benefactor]

Here's the truth these are the tools I need to set it off I won't put them in order..


My Cock
Dildo
Lubricating Oil
My Hand

fify

[RD2191]

This is gayer than the gender camp thread.

[Koolaid_Man]

This is gayer than the gender camp thread.

what's gay about it....I'm a romantic guy what can I say

[RD2191]

Things were fine until the R Kelly cd came up.

[Koolaid_Man]

Things were fine until the R Kelly cd came up.

WHAT? are you insane? R Fucking Kelly is the shit....makes them panties drop...Drake does too though....girls love his voice so I be letting that shit play...of course I know how to cater to my audience...

[Koolaid_Man]

listen to this: this is great love making music

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[Chief Brody]

:lolgrown man listening to wheelchair jimmy

[Koolaid_Man]

or listen to this it's called Strip 4 You:

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[Rogue]

You would definitely like and enjoy it even more if you had another man (especially someone looking like TC) to take care of your wife while letting you kneel by the bed and watch the whole thing, tbh.

[RD2191]

Fuck that, bust out some "sexual healing" if you want the panties to drop. Aint nothing smoother than Marvin Gaye.

[CuckingFunt]

There's no music that makes the panties drop unless it was already going to happen anyway.

[RD2191]

Bullshit, the old ladies go crazy when you blast Tom Jones's greatest hits. jk

[Koolaid_Man]

There's no music that makes the panties drop unless it was already going to happen anyway.

that's true..but there's some music that instead of a woman sitting on your bed...she will undress and dive into your bed...if the right music sets the right mood...Cucking do you have music you like making love to?

[CuckingFunt]

that's true..but there's some music that instead of a woman sitting on your bed...she will undress and dive into your bed...if the right music sets the right mood...Cucking do you have music you like making love to?

No. Sex doesn't need a soundtrack.

[Koolaid_Man]

No. Sex doesn't need a soundtrack.


you couldn't be more wrong...that's like watching porn with no sound...might as well turn it off...you're wrong on this one...

[Buddy Mignon]

Things were fine until the R Kelly cd came up.


Nigga do you know how many panties I've peeled off due to R. Kelly. You should wash your mouth out with bleach.

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[RD2191]

:lmao

[Buddy Mignon]

There's no music that makes the panties drop unless it was already going to happen anyway.


So if I invited you over to my place for dinner and you had no intentions of giving it up... this wouldn't change your mind? You're lying if you say no.

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[CuckingFunt]

So if I invited you over to my place for dinner and you had no intentions of giving it up... this wouldn't change your mind? You're lying if you say no.

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No. If I didn't intend to fuck you, playing that song (or any other) wouldn't magically change my mind.

[Buddy Mignon]

Try that Neil Diamond if you're into the over 50 crowd. Never fails me, my friend. This shit is classic, homie.

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[Buddy Mignon]

No. If I didn't intend to fuck you, playing that song (or any other) wouldn't magically change my mind.

Well... to be honest with I wouldn't need a song to peel those panties off. The music just enhances the moment.

[Twisted_Dawg]

Cuckingfunt is right. Women make up their mind in the first few minutes of meeting the guy if they are ever to have sex with them.

[Buddy Mignon]

Cuckingfunt is right. Women make up their mind in the first few minutes of meeting the guy if they are ever to have sex with them.


That's a lie!!! I've bagged plenty of babes that have told me they never thought I would be attracted to them, therefore, they never considered bedding me.

[RD2191]

Cuckingfunt is right. Women make up their mind in the first few minutes of meeting the guy if they are ever to have sex with them.
You mean promiscuous women with no morals.

[Avante]

Cuckingfunt is right. Women make up their mind in the first few minutes of meeting the guy if they are ever to have sex with them.

That's not true at all. I've even talked about that with women before. They don't know what the night will bring, it's up to you.

[AchillesHeel]

Here's some romance

Oz of blue dream/jack herer
a lot of jack daniels or bombay
bad bitches
a nice house
a comfy bed is optional
music to get them bitches turnt up
jimmy hats

that's all you need nigga