Battle of the Bands #..?

[Avante]

How about...

Molly Hatchet vs The Ramones
Motley Crue vs Steely Dan
Metallica vs Limp Biscuit
Uriah Heep vs The Clash
Iggy Pop & The Stooges vs Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention
Velvet Underground vs The Sex Pistols
The White Strips vs The Black Keys
Megadeth vs Justin Beiber

Obviously the winning 8 move on to round two.

One of those great...who????...bands

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The one and only....Charles Manson

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[Clipper Nation]

I see you've moved on to your next retarded thread since your shit was getting pushed in in the gay parents thread :lol

I predict this will end with you melting down, calling everyone a "leech" or a "leg humper," dragging up people's old posts out-of-context, and spamming a few more lists and YouTubes, tbh....

[CitizenDwayne]

Where are Strawberry Alarm Clock on that list? The Glenn Miller Orchestra? Big Star? The Dave Clark Five?

This Avante character clearly doesn't know much about music.

[Avante]

I see you've moved on to your next retarded thread since your shit was getting pushed in in the gay parents thread :lol

I predict this will end with you melting down, calling everyone a "leech" or a "leg humper," dragging up people's old posts out-of-context, and spamming a few more lists and YouTubes, tbh....

Dude, you got so badly beat down I'm surprised you can climb back into a chair, it was ugly the pounding you took. Everyone with half a brain knows that homosexuality is not biological.

But that isn't the topic here (now watch this dummy totally ignore that)

[Avante]

Where are Strawberry Alarm Clock on that list? The Glenn Miller Orchestra? Big Star? The Dave Clark Five?

This Avante character clearly doesn't know much about music.

There is a place for for all of those this just isn't it however.

[CitizenDwayne]

Yet this is the place for Molly Hatchet???

[Avante]

Yet this is the place for Molly Hatchet???

Dude, this is not all that serious, ok? Just some silly battle of the bands, no need to get all wacked out over it...ok? Hell, have your own battle of the bands then you can do whatever ya want.

[CitizenDwayne]

I just hoped that a music expert like yourself would give a little credit to some of the unheralded greats, like the Electric Prunes, Premiata Forneria Marconi, Badfinger and Ron Haydock & the Boppers.

But I understand. Some people are just more oriented toward the mainstream.

[Avante]

I just hoped that a music expert like yourself would give a little credit to some of the unheralded greats, like the Electric Prunes, Premiata Forneria Marconi, Badfinger and Ron Haydock & the Boppers.

But I understand. Some people are just more oriented toward the mainstream.

It isn't real obvious I wanted bands there that everyone was familiar with? Trust me I'm anything but mainstream. Hell, I could have...

Chronic Tendancies vs Kolvane
Red Dirt vs Little Village
The Why Store vs Lost Tribe
Red House Painters vs An Emotional Fish
Zuzu's Petals vs Hothouse Flowers
The Buck Pets vs The Wild Swans
Inner Circle vs Raging Slab
The Trash Can Sinatras vs The Jerky Boys

Totally not mainstream, ok? Then there's all them old blues, rockabilly, doo wop, country bands nobody here has ever heard of.

Here ya go bro...

Blind Joe Taggard vs Blind Roosevelt Graves
Blind Boy Fuller vs Blind Mamie Forehand
Blind Willie Walker vs Sonny Terry
Blind Willie Johnson vs Blind Blake
Blind Lemon Jefferson vs Blind Willie Reynolds
Ray Charles vs Stevie Wonder
Blind Teddy Darby vs Sleepy John Estes
Blind Alfred Reed vs Blind Melon

[ChumpDumper]

Almanac list: check

YouTube no one will ever watch: check

OP meltdown to follow

[CitizenDwayne]

...the Jerky Boys? Don't see what prank calls have to do with music.

And :rollin @ using Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles in a list of 'obscure' artists.

The Trash Can Sinatras are actually damn good, btw

[Avante]

When does somebody..."hey Chump what is your problem? It doesn't bother you spending all your time here following a guy who won't even toss you a bone around? Dude, where is your self respect? This is sad to watch, damn guy give it a rest.ok?"

Well?

[ChumpDumper]

When does somebody..."hey Chump what is your problem? It doesn't bother you spending all your time here following a guy who won't even toss you a bone around? Dude, where is your self respect? This is sad to watch, damn guy give it a rest.ok?"

Well?In order to ignore a poster, you have to actually ignore him -- i.e., don't read all my posts and don't post about me.

And don't start butthurt threads about me like you did before and are thinking about doing right now.

You have been asked several times to stop creating so many worthless threads, yet you persist.

Why? Because you are insecure and want the approval of strangers.

Are you ever going to do anything about that?

Well?

[Avante]

...the Jerky Boys? Don't see what prank calls have to do with music.

And :rollin @ using Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles in a list of 'obscure' artists.

The Trash Can Sinatras are actually damn good, btw

Ok I'll dump The Jerky Boys and use Throwing Muses instead.

That was about blind artists not obscure ones, this would be...the obscure.

Bo Jones vs John D. Fox
Jim Thompkins vs Freezone
Peanut the Kidnapper vs Otto Virgial
Otis Harris vs Bullet Williams
Kid Cole vs Sloppy Henry
Sparkplug Smith vs Sammy Hill
Six Cylinder Smith vs Kid Bailey
Pigmeat Terry vs The Nugrape Twins

I agree about the Trash Can Sinatras

[Clipper Nation]

I predict this will end with you melting down, calling everyone a "leech" or a "leg humper," dragging up people's old posts out-of-context, and spamming a few more lists and YouTubes, tbh....

Lists - check
Meltdown - check
"Leech"/"leg humper" - well, your :cry "stop following me around" :cry comeback is close enough

Avante is soooo predictable, tbh :lol

[Avante]

Lists - check
Meltdown - check
"Leech"/"leg humper" - well, your :cry "stop following me around" :cry comeback is close enough

Avante is soooo predictable, tbh :lol

What's real predictable is....

Chumpster
Clipper Nation
Blake

....will be in every single thread I post, while doing little else here. I could set my watch by it.

Dude, do you know anything at all, you have nothing ...you...could actually talk about here? You don't get tired of getting your candyass kicked? You can't talk music, literature, football, art, religion, life in general, all you are good for is......hmmmm?...nothing to be blunt. Ok ok this is you....you gonna meltdown..huh huh?, you melting down? wow..a meltdown....hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! What a simplistic little fuck.

Here ya go simpleton, I know I know your...I'm only here to act retarded I don't wanna widen my narrow horizons, I dig being an idiot.

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[ChumpDumper]

We've talked about all of these.

You do meltdown a lot tbh.

[Avante]

What is wrong with this fucking freak?

[ChumpDumper]

See what I mean?

[Avante]

And the little shit doesn't even see it, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChumpDumper]

I explained exactly what you were going to do.

I write the script. I direct the scene.

Now you need to melt down some more, then claim you are getting back on topic with more lists and videos. Of course after reading this, you will try to act like you didn't.

[Avante]

I'm guessing this freak grew up in a home where nobody ever talked to him, so he craves my silence. This is sad to watch isn't it?

[ChumpDumper]

You're doing a bang up job of ignoring me by posting about me nonstop. :tu

[CitizenDwayne]

I can't tell if Avante is a great troll or just really odd.

The whole 'old bluesmen' shtick has me leaning toward the former.

[Clipper Nation]

Nah, he's not a troll - he's literally posted this same type of shit at several track-and-field forums and gotten banned for it, tbh...

[Avante]

I can't tell if Avante is a great troll or just really odd.

The whole 'old bluesmen' shtick has me leaning toward the former.

I dig them old blues, that's where it all came from.

This is where Led Zeppelin got ...Levee Breaks


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The girl in the photo considered the best female blues guitarist prior to Bonnie Raitt, the great Memphis Minnie.

[Avante]

Nah, he's not a troll - he's literally posted this same type of shit at several track-and-field forums and gotten banned for it, tbh...

You always tell that story wrong. I was banned from a board you wouldn't last a day on, just say..fuck..and you're gone. That's it? You try to pull that...you're a faggot...BOOM-gone.

Stop this ..he got banned on all these boards..that is a lie.

[ChumpDumper]

So how many broads were you banned from?

[CuckingFunt]

When does somebody..."hey Chump what is your problem? It doesn't bother you spending all your time here following a guy who won't even toss you a bone around? Dude, where is your self respect? This is sad to watch, damn guy give it a rest.ok?"

Well?

Hwhat?

[CuckingFunt]

Oh, and 13 out of 30 posts. You're off to a good start.

[Avante]

Oh, and 13 out of 30 posts. You're off to a good start.

So if you were going to start a thread all your very own (yeah right) you ignore people?

[Clipper Nation]

It's called self-control and not feeling the need to respond to literally everything other people post in your threads....

[CuckingFunt]

So if you were going to start a thread all your very own (yeah right) you ignore people?

If they're talking about something I don't want to, sure.

[Avante]

It's called self-control and not feeling the need to respond to literally everything other people post in your threads....

NEWSFLASH

People hang out on internet forums to talk with others.

[Avante]

If they're talking about something I don't want to, sure.

So just ignore somebody trying to talk to you?

[CuckingFunt]

So just ignore somebody trying to talk to you?

If they're specifically trying to get a rise out of me and/or attempting to drive the conversation in a direction I don't want to go, or if it's someone with whom I don't want to engage, of course I do.

[Clipper Nation]

NEWSFLASH

People hang out on internet forums to talk with others.

So then why do you whine so hard when people talk with you about your posting habits?

[Avante]

If they're specifically trying to get a rise out of me and/or attempting to drive the conversation in a direction I don't want to go, or if it's someone with whom I don't want to engage, of course I do.

So you are here for what reason?

[Avante]

So then why do you whine so hard when people talk with you about your posting habits?

Why would anyone give a damn about somebody elses posting habits..UNLESS..they are being bugged by them? Why do you give a shit what I do? How does it effect you at all?

Do I chase you around. why not, yep...I don't give a shit what you do, so why do you worry about me.....sooooooooooooooooooo..damn much?

[Clipper Nation]

Why would anyone give a damn about somebody elses posting habits..UNLESS..they are being bugged by them? Why do yoiu give a shit what I do? How does it effect you at all?
Your shitty threads, YouTubes, and almanac lists bug the majority of people on this forum, so I'd say it does have a pretty big effect, tbh....

[Avante]

Your shitty threads, YouTubes, and almanac lists bug the majority of people on this forum, so I'd say it does have a pretty big effect, tbh....

Why enter my threads then?

Ok man...

Unless you yourself get off your lazy ass and start posting threads...HERE HERE HERE...shut the fuck up. If you can't show me how it's done yourself cool your bullshit.

Ok until you start posting thread HERE HERE HERE yourself I'm done with you. This...you need to do...while you don't do shit..HERE HERE HERE...totally sucks. Either show me how it's done.....or shut the fuck up.

you...cool the shitty threads, those stupid videos and shitty lists, nobody cares....faggot
me...ok, so you'll show me how it'd done...right?
you...oh no, I don't post threads here. I just give advice.

You really don't see how totally fucked that is do you?

[ChumpDumper]

Why enter my threads then?Because there are so many of them and we would like to make you feel foolish enough to refrain from starting so many threads, dummy.

Quit starting so many abortions of threads and maybe you won't be shit upon so much, dummy.

You are so dumb.

And short.

[Avante]

How about...

Mark Lemhouse vs Paul Weller
Ray Lamontagne vs Leonard Cohen
Harry Manx vs Mike Younger
Ben Harper vs Amos Lee
Jack Johnson vs Marc Cohn
David Brosa vs JJ Cale
Robert Palmer vs Steve Earle
Chris Thomas King vs Damien Rice

[ChumpDumper]

Oh look, a favorites thread like Avante is always whining about.

[Avante]

One of those lost gems.

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[johnsmith]

Bump

[benefactor]

Bump

[johnsmith]

You're an insane old man.