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Michael Jordan.
07-21-2013, 08:15 AM
What's the ring count? Especially since Kobe is a career 40% shooter who couldn't even manage to hit half his shots when he was wide open with Shaq being double and trippled team. In an era of no hand checking, how would he fare in an era with it?

LkrFan
07-21-2013, 08:17 AM
MJ was a 6x-failure in the '80sPERI:lolD

Michael Jordan.
07-21-2013, 08:20 AM
MJ was a 6x-failure in the '80sPERI:lolD

You've nary a room. Kobe came into the league with the most dominant big man already there. I'm thinking if I came in with Shaq, that's at least five rings right there. And another 3 or 4 with Gasol and Bynum.

MeloHype
07-21-2013, 08:21 AM
You forgot Nick Van Exel/Bible Kemp/Nash/Eddie Jones/Artest/Odom

LkrFan
07-21-2013, 08:22 AM
MJ, after failing to even make it to the Finals even :lolNCE in the '80s:

http://www.jordancards.com/images/jordan-hof.jpg

:lol

LkrFan
07-21-2013, 08:25 AM
You've nary a room. Kobe came into the league with the most dominant big man already there. I'm thinking if I came in with Shaq, that's at least five rings right there. And another 3 or 4 with Gasol and Bynum.
They came to LA TOGETHER son. -10 points. You now sit at 32,282.

MeloHype
07-21-2013, 08:26 AM
Kirby, after failing to even make it to the WCF even :lolnce in '10s:

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:lol

LkrFan
07-21-2013, 08:31 AM
^ Weak. -15 points. :lol

Michael Jordan.
07-21-2013, 08:34 AM
Funny Lkrfan can't address the question because he knows Kobe wouldn't sniff the finals with Pippen.

MeloHype
07-21-2013, 08:36 AM
^ Weak. -15 points. :lol
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LkrFan
07-21-2013, 08:40 AM
Funny Lkrfan can't address the question because he knows Kobe wouldn't sniff the finals with Pippen.
Hey MJ - remember this shit?
http://cdn.tss.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/detroit-pistons-1989.jpg
It happened in the '80s at Y:lolUR expense. :lmao

Michael Jordan.
07-21-2013, 08:42 AM
Kobe would just be another Robin. Actually no. He'd be more of a Alfred to Scottie's Batman. Kobe would. Be ironing mah nigga Scottie's drawsss lol

AchillesHeel
07-21-2013, 08:56 AM
Tbh Kirby is a career 45% shooter, mkay :lmao

Michael Jordan.
07-21-2013, 09:00 AM
^ And shot 30% in the finals TWICE :lmao

Imma start calling that nigga Alfred.

AchillesHeel
07-21-2013, 09:04 AM
^ And shot 30% in the finals TWICE :lmao

Imma start calling that nigga Alfred.

Kirby also shot exactly 40% in 2010 Finals :lol

Kirby nothing but a tall iverson, glorified T-Mac at best.

LkrFan
07-21-2013, 09:18 AM
^ And shot 30% in the finals TWICE :lmao

Imma start calling that nigga Alfred.


Basketball star Michael Jordan ended his 17-year marriage to wife Juanita in 2006 and was cucked over $168 million in the settlement. Determined to protect his $650 million fortune, Jordan reportedly had his new fiancée Yvette Prieto sign a prenuptial agreement.

:rollin :lmao :rollin

$168M >>>>>>>>>>> $4M ring tbh. ;)

AchillesHeel
07-21-2013, 09:22 AM
:rollin :lmao :rollin

$168M >>>>>>>>>>> $4M ring tbh. ;)

6 alpha rings > 1 alpha ring
30 career ppg > 25 career ppg
50 career fg% > 45 career fg%
10 scoring titles > 2 scoring titles
5 MVPs > 1 MVP
undefeated in the Finals > lost in the Finals twice, one time with 4 HOFS + HOF coach
Jordan Brand > shit Kirby Nikes
GOAT > piece of shit

Michael Jordan.
07-21-2013, 09:23 AM
:rollin :lmao :rollin

$168M >>>>>>>>>>> $4M ring tbh. ;)

30% in his prime :lmao.
Missing the playoffs in his prime lmao
1 MVP :lmao

Michael Jordan.
07-21-2013, 09:24 AM
By the refusal to answer the question, lkrfan agrees that Kobe would have zero rangs with Pippen

Bill_Brasky
07-21-2013, 09:26 AM
lol achilles

TheGreatYacht
07-21-2013, 11:35 AM
What's the ring count? Especially since Kobe is a career 40% shooter who couldn't even manage to hit half his shots when he was wide open with Shaq being double and trippled team. In an era of no hand checking, how would he fare in an era with it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHhe-fKk8Kc

Thread
07-21-2013, 11:41 AM
6 alpha rings > 1 alpha ring
30 career ppg > 25 career ppg
50 career fg% > 45 career fg%
10 scoring titles > 2 scoring titles
5 MVPs > 1 MVP
undefeated in the Finals > lost in the Finals twice, one time with 4 HOFS + HOF coach
Jordan Brand > shit Kirby Nikes
GOAT > piece of shit

Here, Heel, I'll boil it down for us:::

6

Thread
07-21-2013, 11:42 AM
What's the ring count?

6

AchillesHeel
07-21-2013, 11:43 AM
Here, Heel, I'll boil it down for us:::

6

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Katherine Robinson
07-21-2013, 11:56 AM
Connecting the dots is a difficult task for people, it seems. A network of "troll accounts" with absolutely no guise.

TheGreatYacht
07-21-2013, 01:05 PM
Kobe Bryant would have to adjust his game to the more rough physical style of play during the 90's or else he would have a heart attack with all the non-calls by the refs. Same goes for Lebron and Durant. If Kobe, Lebron, or Durant would flop and bitch about the officiating the way they do today during the 90's, they'd look like a bunch of pussies.

whitemamba
07-21-2013, 01:07 PM
gnsf/trolls smh...

Koolaid_Man
07-21-2013, 01:08 PM
What's the ring count? Especially since Kobe is a career 40% shooter who couldn't even manage to hit half his shots when he was wide open with Shaq being double and trippled team. In an era of no hand checking, how would he fare in an era with it?

Imma simple man...so here's what i can tell you.

MJ before Pip =0 Swept multiple times by Bird, Magic, and Isaiah
MJ without Pip= 0
Pip without MJ = 0
MJ with Pip after Bird, Magic, and Isiah got old = 6
Shaq before Kobe = Swept., lost every year
Shaq without Kobe = 1
Kobe without Shaq = 2
ShaKobe together = 3 peat
Kobe without Gasol = 3
Gasol without Kobe = 0 and 0-16 in the play-offs
Kobe without Bynum = 3
Bynum without Kobe = 0
Kobe without Malone = 5

The lowest and most depraved common denominator is my guy Kobe. He's transformed losers into winners and winners
into all-stars.

PS:

Lebron without Kobe = 1 bronze
Duncan without Kobe = 1 bronze
Lebron with Kobe = 2 gold medals.

Lebron cannot win on the world stage without Kobe.
Tim Duncan quit on the United States of America and refuses to play again.
Again Kobe transforms losers into winners and hands out Gold medals to Students.

Michael Jordan.
07-21-2013, 01:28 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/70fa06c516d05cecc4495c26d8e06954/tumblr_morna3RSFy1qelw40o1_500.png

Michael Jordan.
07-21-2013, 01:29 PM
Damn, Bron is a career 49% shooter?

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/lebron_james/career_stats.html

Michael Jordan.
07-21-2013, 01:31 PM
2000 NBA Finals

Shaq- 38 PPG, 17 RPG, 2.5 APG, 2.7 BPG, 61% FG 96/157----6 games
Kobe-16 PPG, 5 RPG, 4 APG, 1.4 BPG, 36% FG%, 33/90----5 games

2001 NBA Finals

Shaq- 33 PPG, 16 RPG, 5 APG, 3.5 BPG, 63/110 57% FG-----5 games
Kobe- 24 PPG, 8 RPG, 6 APG, 1.4 BPG, 44/106 41% FG------5 games

2002 NBA Finals

Shaq- 37 PPG, 12.25 RPG, 4 APG, 2.75 BPG, 50/84 60% FG----4 games
Kobe-26 PPG, 5.75 RPG, 5 APG, .75 BPG, 36/70 51% FG-------4 games




2004 NBA finals 5 games loss
Shaq= 27 PPG, 11 RPG, 2 APG, .6 BPG, 53/84 63% FG
Kobe=22 PPG, 3 RPG, 4 APG, .6 BPG, 43/113 38% FG

2008 NBA finals 6 games loss
Kobe= 25 PPG, 4.5 RPG, 5 APG, .16 BPG, 53/131 40% FG

2009 NBA finals 5 games win
Kobe= 32 PPG, 5.5 RPG, 7.4 AGP, 58/135, 42% FG

2010 NBA Finals 7 games
28.5 PPG 40% FG (66-163 shooting)

Michael Jordan.
07-21-2013, 01:34 PM
333 for 808 shooting in the finals :lol

TheGreatYacht
07-21-2013, 05:46 PM
What's the ring count? Especially since Kobe is a career 40% shooter who couldn't even manage to hit half his shots when he was wide open with Shaq being double and trippled team. In an era of no hand checking, how would he fare in an era with it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adusCcba89o&feature=youtu.be

Rogue
07-21-2013, 08:34 PM
MJ would edge them out single-handedly imho