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Koolaid_Man
07-21-2013, 05:18 PM
Just saying. I think Laker fan has shown extreme grace in light of The Cucking, 6, along with your STAR player being a straight up Homosexual. I can only imagine the sheer pandamonium if Kobe collapsed in game 6..Choked in game 7 and then after it all his wife came out and admitted he's gay.

In all honesty you guys would never hear from me again. I would be too ashamed and embarrassed. I would have no voice i would feel like a bum under the freeway. It would be sad for me. I would claim another team. I would claim Lebron.

I would be devastated. Im serious my pride wouldnt allow me to carry on.

Only a gay man would continue in support after such revelations.

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07-21-2013, 05:28 PM
I'd cite him.
I'd shoulder him.

It's my religion.

whitemamba
07-21-2013, 05:29 PM
I would drive down to his newport house and piss on his faggot face.

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07-21-2013, 05:31 PM
I would drive down to his newport house and piss on his faggot face.

You'd have to attack on his left shoulder. I'd be attached to his right.

whitemamba
07-21-2013, 05:36 PM
You'd have to attack on his left shoulder. I'd be attached to his right.

lmao, my anger wouldnt even be so much with the faggotry, just imagining him miss a layup to seal a championship... That would frustrate me.

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07-21-2013, 05:41 PM
lmao, my anger wouldnt even be so much with the faggotry, just imagining him miss a layup to seal a championship... That would frustrate me.

Of course. I'd be livid as well. And I'd lay the branding iron to him, then face the consequences of our failure. These Spurs fucks they want to excuse Duncan, pretend like it didn't happen, deflect it to Manu who is used up, therefore fit as the patsy. In other words:::they can dish it...they just can't take it.

Katherine Robinson
07-21-2013, 05:43 PM
I would have recommended that he team up with Chris Bosh & Tim Duncan to recreate 1/2 of the village people.

TheGreatYacht
07-21-2013, 05:50 PM
The same Kobe blowhards will admonish stats, then boast about his 81pt game, like it's NOT a stat. Fucking morons.

gnsf0946
07-21-2013, 05:59 PM
Just saying. I think Laker fan has shown extreme grace in light of The Cucking, 6, along with your STAR player being a straight up Homosexual. I can only imagine the sheer pandamonium if Kobe collapsed in game 6..Choked in game 7 and then after it all his wife came out and admitted he's gay.

In all honesty you guys would never hear from me again. I would be too ashamed and embarrassed. I would have no voice i would feel like a bum under the freeway. It would be sad for me. I would claim another team. I would claim Lebron.

I would be devastated. Im serious my pride wouldnt allow me to carry on.

Only a gay man would continue in support after such revelations.

You've nary room. Your Magic is gay as well.

whitemamba
07-21-2013, 06:01 PM
Of course. I'd be livid as well. And I'd lay the branding iron to him, then face the consequences of our failure. These Spurs fucks they want to excuse Duncan, pretend like it didn't happen, deflect it to Manu who is used up, therefore fit as the patsy. In other words:::they can dish it...they just can't take it.

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Rogue
07-21-2013, 08:40 PM
Kobe won't get another chance to "blow" a title imho, he didn't that a couple of times in the past though. And i don't think it would surprise anyone if Kobe got exposed as a gay someday since there're already tons of graphic evidences indicating just that. it's already an open secret like, when Obama steps down and admits he was indeed born in Kenya, no one will be surprised.

HI-FI
07-21-2013, 08:51 PM
As a Kobe hater it wouldn't make me hate him anymore. Being gay would mean Kobe raped that chick because he doesn't know how to be with a woman. Also, if he blew a finals it wouldn't matter because he's never carried a team to a championship, so not much of a drop off tbh.

Michael Jordan.
07-21-2013, 08:54 PM
As a Kobe hater it wouldn't make me hate him anymore. Being gay would mean Kobe raped that chick because he doesn't know how to be with a woman. Also, if he blew a finals it wouldn't matter because he's never carried a team to a championship, so not much of a drop off tbh.
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07-21-2013, 08:56 PM
As a Kobe hater it wouldn't make me hate him anymore. Being gay would mean Kobe raped that chick because he doesn't know how to be with a woman. Also, if he blew a finals it wouldn't matter because he's never carried a team to a championship, so not much of a drop off tbh.

This is 6 talking. Nothing more.

Let us proceed...

spurraider21
07-21-2013, 09:03 PM
Kobe blowing a title wouldn't really be news, especially after the 04 and 08 brick festivals, and his attempt at sabotaging '10 until Pau and Artest bailed them out

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07-21-2013, 09:05 PM
Kobe blowing a title wouldn't really be news, especially after the 04 and 08 chuckfests

"blowing" in the sense that the NBA Channel is running commercials featuring the Spurs as 2013 NBA World Champs. That kind of "blowing."

spurraider21
07-21-2013, 09:10 PM
"blowing" in the sense that the NBA Channel is running commercials featuring the Spurs as 2013 NBA World Champs. That kind of "blowing."

Precisely. Blowing in that you give away a title opportunity that your team should have won. 04 being Kobe's most glaring example, and '10 being his most recent attempt

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07-21-2013, 09:12 PM
Precisely. Blowing in that you give away a title opportunity that your team should have won. 04 being Kobe's most glaring example, and '10 being his most recent attempt

You were champs, 21. Don't you dare equate.

spurraider21
07-21-2013, 09:17 PM
You were champs, 21. Don't you dare equate.

True. Our blowjob, if you will, was the worst i've seen. I'm not talking magnitude though. Kobe did blow 04 and he nearly blew '10. I mean its one thing to give up a lead you should have held onto, but I also consider it to be blowing an opportunity when you are shooting your team out of games you should have been winning in, were it not for your consistent brick laying, especially when you have such an imposing advantage at the rim

Michael Jordan.
07-21-2013, 09:19 PM
It's easier to lose a 5 point lead with less than a minute remaining than to blow a 24 point lead in the finals.