Whose troll account is Michael Jordan?

[Thebesteva]

It's pretty obvious this is one of the shittiest troll accounts in troll account history. Just another, let's make a Summer account and lay low to not look like a welshing faggot then come back in Fall and pretend I don't look like an emo faggot that makes goodbye threads. But there are a few welshers in this last few months. So who is the perpetrator?

I got my money on DMC

[HI-FI]

i actually think it's a pretty good troll, like an eerie reminder to all the Kobe nuthuggers of what 6 is truly about.

that being said, if I was welshed, I would be a little pissed as well.

[Thread]

He's sensitive to 6 I know that.

tee, hee.

[Katherine Robinson]

I am surprised that this is even a question, he has made no attempt to guise his alternate accounts whatsoever.

[Kool Bob Love]

He's sensitive to 6 I know that.

tee, hee.

What Spurs fan isn't? We "knew the rules" remember?

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol needing help to figure out who I am

[Kool Bob Love]

:nerd

[Michael Jordan.]

It's pretty obvious this is one of the shittiest troll accounts in troll account history. Just another, let's make a Summer account and lay low to not look like a welshing faggot then come back in Fall and pretend I don't look like an emo faggot that makes goodbye threads. But there are a few welshers in this last few months. So who is the perpetrator?

I got my money on DMC

Good thing we've never actually bet before under my real name.

[Michael Jordan.]

:nerd

Nope.

[Wiz]

Koolaid man is a faggot

[Thebesteva]

Good thing we've never actually bet before under my real name.

In real life you're a beta male. You ask for permission to use the restroom from your boss, and you secretly fantasize about killing him but you know you dont have what it takes so you take it out on your below average looking girlfriend. Your rage builds up and all you can do is vent on Spurstalk and feel better about yourself. Ultimately, I fully expect you to kill yourself within the next 5 years

[Thread]

Ultimately, I fully expect you to kill yourself within the next 5 years

6 tops.

[Michael Jordan.]

Beta males make threads asking whose troll belongs to who

[tp2021]

*Whom.

[Michael Jordan.]

Beta males also have protein shake drinking meltdowns over poster of the month lists.

[Thebesteva]

Beta males make threads asking whose troll belongs to who

O Rly?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=220022&p=6766755#post6766755

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[Clipper Nation]

O Rly?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=220022&p=6766755#post6766755

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:lol Reeeaching, since that isn't even about troll accounts....

It's pretty obvious who MJ is, tbh....

[Michael Jordan.]

O Rly?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=220022&p=6766755#post6766755

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Lol not even about troll accounts.

Lol too dumb to realize it

[Thebesteva]

:lol Reeeaching, since that isn't even about troll accounts....

It's pretty obvious who MJ is, tbh....

You know you remind me of that little fucker from A christmas story. Always bff's with the bully but the moment u get corned u moist your panties.

[Thebesteva]

Lol not even about troll accounts.

Lol too dumb to realize it

Still took your time to make a thread about me. You know you're a faggot in real life that has to use a troll account to express how you really feel. I guarantee you'll be gone within months.

[Michael Jordan.]

And the trolling worked. :lol beta ass nigga

[Thebesteva]

And the trolling worked. :lol beta ass nigga

Welsher

[Katherine Robinson]

This is beginning to become ridiculous. Just compare mannerisms of posters who frequently bash on Kobe Bryant and who suddenly started posting less as the MJ account has become a frequent poster. They do not change their mannerisms whatsoever.

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol

[Thebesteva]

This is beginning to become ridiculous. Just compare mannerisms of posters who frequently bash on Kobe Bryant and who suddenly started posting less as the MJ account has become a frequent poster. They do not change their mannerisms whatsoever.

Clipper Nation is 1 of them....but everytime he posts you can tell theres a 19 year old asian guy behind his computer with a Dragon Ball Z poster in his bedroom. Im pretty sure I know who MJ is

[Katherine Robinson]

Clipper Nation is 1 of them....but everytime he posts you can tell theres a 19 year old asian guy behind his computer with a Dragon Ball Z poster in his bedroom. Im pretty sure I know who MJ is

There is a strong connection between several posters, including the one in question. Consider willingness to root for other teams as a catalyst for this realization.

[Thebesteva]

There is a strong connection between several posters, including the one in question. Consider willingness to root for other teams as a catalyst for this realization.

It's obvious its either Bell boy, DMC, or Pakistani. I'm not sure which....I doubt its bell boy...hes too simple and makes gay ass trolls

[jimbo]

http://www.buyjordan4torobravoforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/025_94.gif

[Michael Jordan.]

http://www.buyjordan4torobravoforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/025_94.gif

[ElNono]

damn my nigga MJ just toyin with em now...

[MeloHype]

Who gives a shit?

[Katherine Robinson]

It's obvious its either Bell boy, DMC, or Pakistani. I'm not sure which....I doubt its bell boy...hes too simple and makes gay ass trolls

When one is "trolling" they will attempt to appear different than their root identity, but it will often times slip out across each alias. Several posters in question have a knack for avoiding confrontation and propping eachother up (eg poster ranking). They form a positive pseudo-relationship to blend in, but act like they are connected at the hip. Coincidence that such obsession with Lakers, Kobe Bryant and propping Lebron James over Kobe Bryant is not likely.

Such dedication to troll accounts might lay one off the trail, but motives also lie in avoiding a high post number and aligning with teams in good standing. If you look at several closely related posters and find one relation, far beyond the realm of coincidence, it is obvious who the root poster is.

[Leon Black]

Who gives a shit?

:lol This. This nigga isn't even creative with his troll accounts.... Michael Jordan. You come up with that all by yourself faggot?

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol This. This nigga isn't even creative with his troll accounts.... Michael Jordan. You come up with that all by yourself faggot?
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/VS/Former%20n%20Later%20Teammate/Michael%20Jordan/a6053a69.gif

[MeloHype]

:lol This. This nigga isn't even creative with his troll accounts.... Michael Jordan. You come up with that all by yourself faggot?
6

[Thebesteva]

I read all of Leon's posts in Leon's voice from Curb your enthusiasm.

[Michael Jordan.]

6
http://www.buyjordan4torobravoforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/025_94.gif

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

6 tops.

:lmao:lmao

[Thebesteva]

http://www.buyjordan4torobravoforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/025_94.gif

Best player of all time...what does that have to do with u Faygo fan?

[Michael Jordan.]

Best player of all time...what does that have to do with u Faygo fan?
http://www.buyjordan4torobravoforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/025_94.gif

[lefty]

Ok I give up

MJ is my troll

[irishock]

^ I was just about to say that I felt a sense of Lefty behind MJ

[spurraider21]

i'm pretty shitty at the guess the troll game... but i found this one to be fairly obvious TBH

[Spursfan092120]

In real life you're a beta male. You ask for permission to use the restroom from your boss, and you secretly fantasize about killing him but you know you dont have what it takes so you take it out on your below average looking girlfriend. Your rage builds up and all you can do is vent on Spurstalk and feel better about yourself. Ultimately, I fully expect you to kill yourself within the next 5 years
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mad-at-theinternet.gif

[Michael Jordan.]

Ok I give up

MJ is my troll
:lol

[Bynumite]

HarlemFaggot

[Michael Jordan.]

HarlemFaggot
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1072116/kobe-lose-ball.gif

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol needing help to figure out who I am

I don't give a shit who you are...all I know is you're automatically in my "Suck Kool's Dick" column

[Michael Jordan.]

I don't give a shit who you are...all I know is you're automatically in my "Suck Kool's Dick" column
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/michael-jordan-best-lay-up.gif

[Leon Black]

I don't give a shit who you are...all I know is you're automatically in my "Suck Kool's Dick" column

:lol Mah nigga King Kool slapping his 12 inch dick on this pussy niggas face. Great to have the NBA Forum back to Pimp status with LL and King Kool back. Only nigga missing is #41 Shoot em up. Unban him Kori

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol Mah nigga King Kool slapping his 12 inch dick on this pussy niggas face. Great to have the NBA Forum back to Pimp status with LL and King Kool back. Only nigga missing is #41 Shoot em up. Unban him Kori
http://www.miscupload.com/upload/123936897710778633277143.png

[Brazil]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mad-at-theinternet.gif

french movie, pretty good one btw

[Brazil]

When one is "trolling" they will attempt to appear different than their root identity, but it will often times slip out across each alias. Several posters in question have a knack for avoiding confrontation and propping eachother up (eg poster ranking). They form a positive pseudo-relationship to blend in, but act like they are connected at the hip. Coincidence that such obsession with Lakers, Kobe Bryant and propping Lebron James over Kobe Bryant is not likely.

Such dedication to troll accounts might lay one off the trail, but motives also lie in avoiding a high post number and aligning with teams in good standing. If you look at several closely related posters and find one relation, far beyond the realm of coincidence, it is obvious who the root poster is.

I like Katherine's troll.

[Brazil]

Sounds like Jamestone sometimes

[lefty]

:lol at Lakersarethebesteva (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6777721#post6777721) staarting a thread on my troll account


:lol It looks like I struck a nerve
:lol Mission accomplished


The Saltiness

[LethalLebron]

I actually think its elnono and its obvious that AchillesHeel is hater

[Katherine Robinson]

I like Katherine's troll.

Spousal abuse is not a laughing matter, especially if your husband is too chickenshit to use a closed fist.

[Calispursfan11]

It could be midnightpulp who has basically disappeared but he generally seems more detailed and long-winded in his posts. I'm not seeing any similarity in the message or substance either so probably not.

[LethalLebron]

Its a poster that was in the EC committee. Who else was in it?

[ElNono]

I actually think its elnono and its obvious that AchillesHeel is hater

No trolls/alts here... My guess is either H.U.T.T. or DMC, tbh

[Thebesteva]

LOL if this is harlemheat this is beyond pathetic. I have seen numerous convos where MJ and Harlem have had conversations and Harlem has reffered to him as "my nigga". Pretty embarassing beta male characteristics

[Thebesteva]

It could be midnightpulp who has basically disappeared but he generally seems more detailed and long-winded in his posts. I'm not seeing any similarity in the message or substance either so probably not.

Doubt it, Midnight is real chill. Even when he makes fun of Laker fans its in a smart ass manner, not in a fuck you you piece of shit way. MJ is more of a faggot tbh tbh tbh tbh

[Michael Jordan.]

Niggas still on my dick? :lol

[LethalLebron]

Dont think its harlemheat or clipnation since they both talk shit on their main accounts. Its sum1 that hates the lakers n is scared to ruin his main account so its obvious its a spurs fan mad about Duncan being a fag. Maybe tdmvpoy if he could troll enough to speak proper English.

[lefty]

http://abload.de/img/agent-smith-me-too-ouou2l.gif

[Calispursfan11]

@besteva - Good point. Then who? Lefty is claiming it but I don't think it's him. He is also too chill tbh and is probably just trolling as well.

[lefty]

@besteva - Good point. Then who? Lefty is claiming it but I don't think it's him. He is also too chill tbh and is probably just trolling as well.
its me


ME !!!!!!!

[spurraider21]

It could be midnightpulp who has basically disappeared but he generally seems more detailed and long-winded in his posts. I'm not seeing any similarity in the message or substance either so probably not.

my guess was katherine robinson = pulp and MJ = HH37

[Calispursfan11]

its me


ME !!!!!!!
One way you could prove it is by claiming it is you immediately but instead of doing it from your actual account do it through the Michael Jordan account right now. Go buddy!

[lefty]

One way you could prove it is by claiming it is you immediately but instead of doing it from your actual account do it through the Michael Jordan account right now. Go buddy!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c916157c252b080f3da41c361d19890/tumblr_mjxbr94gXj1r5o5cbo1_500.gif

[Calispursfan11]

ok it's not me

Gotcha! :toast

[Calispursfan11]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c916157c252b080f3da41c361d19890/tumblr_mjxbr94gXj1r5o5cbo1_500.gif
lol. Ok so who is it then.

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol

[Calispursfan11]

LOL if this is harlemheat this is beyond pathetic. I have seen numerous convos where MJ and Harlem have had conversations and Harlem has reffered to him as "my nigga". Pretty embarassing beta male characteristics

:lol tbh

[lakerhaterade]

:lmao how the fuck can people not know who's behind Michael Jordan? He posts exactly the same fucking way on his minor accounts and main account. I mean you got to be a stupid mothafucka not to know

[Spursfan092120]

This is quite possibly the most entertaining thread of the year...to watch dude flapping in the breeze, freaking the hell out, melting down....it's beautiful.

[HI-FI]

my guess was katherine robinson = pulp and MJ = HH37

i figured katherine is pulp, and MJ is probably shared by DoK and HH.

[HI-FI]

and pretty sure lefty's troll is The Batman, since lefty loves comic books like they are IEDs. or it could be a coincidence that both lefty and The Batman shit all over whitemamba.

some trolls are harder to figure out though.

[lefty]

and pretty sure lefty's troll is The Batman, since lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896) loves comic books like they are IEDs. or it could be a coincidence that both lefty and The Batman shit all over whitemamba.

some trolls are harder to figure out though.
Doesnt mean anything

Everybody shits on WM

[Michael Jordan.]

I'm Lefty

[lakerhaterade]

and pretty sure lefty's troll is The Batman, since lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896) loves comic books like they are IEDs. or it could be a coincidence that both lefty and The Batman shit all over whitemamba.

some trolls are harder to figure out though.
you're a newb but since you are relatively cool I'll confirm that The Batman belongs to a poster who has other trolls (not that nigerian nigga Lefty)............

you're right in that everybody drops feces on whitemamba. it's a fun and common hobby to get by the offseason rather than kicking rocks to kill time.....

[lefty]

I'm Lefty
shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

[Michael Jordan.]

Lol WM

[whitemamba]

^^ all you faggts on my nuts :lmao

[spurraider21]

^^ all you faggts on my nuts :lmao

:lmao fantasizing about having faggots on your nuts

[Rogue]

I have absolutely no idea who MJ is. if he is indeed a troll, the original poster must be either an insignificant GNSF that I've never paid any attention to or a legendary genius who hides his posting style so well no one has a clue who he is.

[RsxPiimp]

You guys are fucking stupid mj is Ace:lol

[Michael Jordan.]

You guys are fucking stupid mj is Ace:lol

:lol Nope.

[Medvedenko]

Having trolls: BETA all day, every day.

[CavsSuperFan]

Posters with troll accounts are loosers....

[Fortune Cookie]

LOL if this is harlemheat this is beyond pathetic. I have seen numerous convos where MJ and Harlem have had conversations and Harlem has reffered to him as "my nigga". Pretty embarassing beta male characteristics

http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/dirosmit/fcsvaj2.jpg

[Bynumite]

http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/dirosmit/fcsvaj2.jpg

:lmao

This troll has so much potential.

[Man In Black]

King Kool slapping his 12 inch dick
Hey Leon...how would you know?

You guys coming OUT?

[AchillesHeel]

:lmao

This troll has so much potential.

Holy shit. He's the Andrew Wiggins of ST. This nigga got mad potential.

[Thebesteva]

http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/dirosmit/fcsvaj2.jpg

http://fashionfoodandflirts.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/nod-happy.gif

[Fortune Cookie]

http://fashionfoodandflirts.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/nod-happy.gif

http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/dirosmit/d301bf8f-49f7-4b1b-8162-009fb889ef8f.jpg?t=1374792585

[Michael Jordan.]

http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/dirosmit/d301bf8f-49f7-4b1b-8162-009fb889ef8f.jpg?t=1374792585

:lmao

[AchillesHeel]

http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/dirosmit/d301bf8f-49f7-4b1b-8162-009fb889ef8f.jpg?t=1374792585

lmfao

[Clipper Nation]

http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/dirosmit/d301bf8f-49f7-4b1b-8162-009fb889ef8f.jpg?t=1374792585

:rollin

[jimbo]

http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/dirosmit/d301bf8f-49f7-4b1b-8162-009fb889ef8f.jpg?t=1374792585

This thread keeps on giving. A++

Gotta salute whoever thought of this shit

[Killakobe81]

I first thought it was Mid .. then Harlem ...then i realized WGAF?
at times,
He is shitty but he also has had a few funny takes ...

[Thebesteva]

Even I laughed :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

Even I laughed :lol

Of course. You can't really do anything else.

[benefactor]

sup m>s

[PlayNando]

I believe Michael Jordan is a real account, tbh.

[Bynumite]

I believe Michael Jordan is a real account, tbh.

You also believe Nando de Scrub should get playing time :lol

[Thebesteva]

Of course. You can't really do anything else.

Wait let me get my troll account approved and ill tell u how I really feel

[PlayNando]

You also believe Nando de Scrub should get playing time :lol
Oh, look, another idiotic, unintelligent gringo attack on French players. Fkn scrub 'Muricans need to get over themselves. If it weren't for the French, you would have never even been an MFing country, God damn it. French troops turned the tide in that MFing war. DEAL WITH IT.

[Michael Jordan.]

sup m>s

Sup

[urunobili]

Niggas still on my dick? :lol

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/adNpO1D_460sa.gif

[Brazil]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/adNpO1D_460sa.gif

:lol

[urunobili]

http://i.imgur.com/7HWFWGS.gif

[Leon Black]

:lol tyson aka m>s aka this shitty michael jordan troll.
:lol Outed by mah nigga King Kool.
:lol faggot

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol tyson aka m>s aka this shitty michael jordan troll.
:lol Outed by mah nigga King Kool.
:lol faggot
:lol Not M>S
:lol Ashraf Abdeljabar (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=214201&p=6780435)
:lol D-Rose

[Michael Jordan.]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/105206/jordan-shrug-o.gif

[Rogue]

guessing MJ's identity kinda feels like an interesting riddle imho. When the answer is finally revealed everybody will be like "Oh shit, that's him which's so obvious, I should've known it..."

[whitemamba]

Starting to think it's shadow flames tbh..

[Rogue]

I wish that MJ was my nigga shad's troll but it's obviously not. The off-season would've been a great time for my nigga and me, and many others to discuss our goddess but sadly he was really hurt following 6 and decided to leave basketball for a while. He will be back I believe but no sooner than when the new season begins.

[TE]

Starting to think it's shadow flames tbh..
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Calispursfan11]

Starting to think it's shadow flames tbh..

It ain't shadowflames that's fo sho.

[irishock]

Starting to think it's shadow flames tbh..

:lmao

[lefty]

I dont know who MJ is


I swear

[ElNono]

:wow 5 pages?

:lol MJ just toying with them like they're Karl Malone, tbh

[EmoHipstercan]

I first thought it was Mid .. then Harlem ...then i realized WGAF?
at times,
He is shitty but he also has had a few funny takes ...
THIS.

MJ is nothing more than a mainstream faggot.

[Michael Jordan.]

I dont know who MJ is


I swear

:lol

[Michael Jordan.]

Lol WM. Now I'm just straight embarrassing niggas.

[scroteface]

Niggas gettin Byron Russell'd up in this bitch.

jordanpushoffonrussel.gif

[whitemamba]

midnight pulp?

[Michael Jordan.]

So far, Whitemamba is 0 for 12, on pace for a typical Kobe shooting performance.

[Michael Jordan.]

This is quite possibly the most entertaining thread of the year...to watch dude flapping in the breeze, freaking the hell out, melting down....it's beautiful.

[Calispursfan11]

Nobody knows yet? Lol. Redunkulous.

[AchillesHeel]

I actually think its elnono and its obvious that AchillesHeel is hater

http://www.abload.de/img/ustillgotitjouwo.gif

When will these niggas listen? This is my original account and I have 0 alts.

[lefty]

I can tell who he is

For 10 million bucks

[Calispursfan11]

Has anyone considered the possibility that this might not be a troll at all but rather his Airness himself?

[Rogue]

Lakersarethebesteva knows whom MJ is

[Leon Black]

:lol faggot bumping this thread for attention

[Arnold Toht]

^ GIFS and bumps. all he produces really. still won't change the fact that is:

Kobe 5
Duncan 4

[HI-FI]

^ GIFS and bumps. all he produces really. still won't change the fact that is:

Kobe 5
Duncan 4
your Kobe 5 Duncan 4 schtick that you ripped off Thread is your safety net.

[Arnold Toht]

your Kobe 5 Duncan 4 schtick that you ripped off Thread is your safety net.

Not a ripoff. It's a trend that Thread intended to spread. I'm just dishing it out there in his absence. He's proud of his trendsetter gimmick.

[spurraider21]

your Kobe 5 Duncan 4 schtick that you ripped off Thread is your safety net.

you can tell his posts are all an effort to beg for Thread's affection

[spurraider21]

^ GIFS and bumps. all he produces really. still won't change the fact that is:

Kobe 5
Duncan 4
Dirk 1

[Arnold Toht]

Dirk 1 win vs Big 3 Heat
Jimmy 0

:lol same guy who made the "i'm still not over game 6" thread upstairs

[spurraider21]

:lol same guy who made the "i'm still not over game 6" thread upstairs

:lol too dense to realize that thread was complete sarcasm. i put it up because there were 20 new threads a day started on the issue, so i started it for all the wrist-slitters and cliff-jumpers could congregate

[Arnold Toht]

^ :lol spinning that shit :lol replying to me in every "Kobe 5>4 Duncan", "6" post I make

:lol not butthurt

[spurraider21]

^ :lol spinning that shit :lol replying to me in every "Kobe 5>4 Duncan", "6" post I make

:lol not butthurt
don't feel so special. when Thread goes on his parrot sprees i do the same to him. when thread started posting like a human rather than a bot i stopped hounding him.


OP of the thread you are mentioning:


We don't need 6 new threads a day. Leave all related posts here. Thank you

:lol spinning

[Arnold Toht]

^ :lol secretly butthurt SOB should stay upstairs and deal with it

[spurraider21]

:lol ignoring whats right in front of him

[Michael Jordan.]

In real life you're a beta male. You ask for permission to use the restroom from your boss, and you secretly fantasize about killing him but you know you dont have what it takes so you take it out on your below average looking girlfriend. Your rage builds up and all you can do is vent on Spurstalk and feel better about yourself. Ultimately, I fully expect you to kill yourself within the next 5 years
:lol meltdown

[Leon Black]

:lol attention whoring faggot

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol attention whoring faggot
http://www.hispanicallyspeakingnews.com/uploads/images/article-images/us-border-patrol.jpeg

[Bynumite]

It's just HarlemFaggot shamelessly bandwagoning another all time great and his 6 rings because Kobe has Cuckan and Lebeta on the shit end of the 5>4 and 5>2 stick... it happens.

And no legit MJ/bullsfan would put MJ and Lebeta in the same convo and who's the biggest Lebeta dick rider on the forum?

[Michael Jordan.]

It's just HarlemFaggot shamelessly bandwagoning another all time great and his 6 rings because Kobe has Cuckan and Lebeta on the shit end of the 5>4 and 5>2 stick... it happens.

And no legit MJ/bullsfan would put MJ and Lebeta in the same convo and who's the biggest Lebeta dick rider on the forum?

:lol Meltdown
:lol Not Harlem

[Michael Jordan.]

Age 28, btw.

http://i.minus.com/i9pmA4wBoK8AB.gif

[Bynumite]

lol HarlemFaggot, could you make it anymore obvious :lol Hook, line and sinker.

I say this:


And no legit MJ/bullsfan would put MJ and Lebeta in the same convo and who's the biggest Lebeta dick rider on the forum?

And you immediately post this:


Age 28, btw.

http://i.minus.com/i9pmA4wBoK8AB.gif

[Michael Jordan.]

It's a legitimate comparison. I only compare players to myself who haven't missed the playoffs in the prime, nor beta.

[BoricuaCJA]

Could the Michael Jordan troll be Jamstone?

[Michael Jordan.]

Nope.

[Bynumite]

It's a legitimate comparison. I only compare players to myself who haven't missed the playoffs in the prime, nor beta.

Yes, monster stats and 6 of 6 in Finals vs bricked open jumpers and 2 of 4 in Finals, 1 of 4 if he wasn't bailed out by Ray Allen is a completely legitimate comparison :lol

That only works in the head of a Lebron dick rider aka HarlemFaggot.

[Michael Jordan.]

Yes, monster stats and 6 of 6 in Finals vs bricked open jumpers and 2 of 4 in Finals, 1 of 4 if he wasn't bailed out by Ray Allen is a completely legitimate comparison :lol

That only works in the head of a Lebron dick rider aka HarlemFaggot.
I don't think you want to talk about bricks in the finals :rollin

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Its Clipper Nation. Such an easy read.

[Michael Jordan.]

Its Clipper Nation. Such an easy read.
Nope.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Nope.

lol okay.

clips blow and so does lebron

[Bynumite]

I don't think you want to talk about bricks in the finals :rollin

Double teams and hands in your face =/= 5+ feet between you and your defender

[Michael Jordan.]

Double teams and hands in your face =/= 5+ feet between you and your defender
News to me. Seems like Shaq got all the double and triple teams. :lol 41%

[Arnold Toht]

^ 2 thousand posts later, still can't get over 6.

[Michael Jordan.]

^ 2 thousand posts later, still can't get over 6.
0 for 4, like the sweep.

[lefty]

lol you losers will never guess who MJ is :lol

[Clipper Nation]

It's very obvious who MJ is, yet no butthurt Lakerfan or GNSF has even come close to guessing right.... and no, it's not me :lol

[Arnold Toht]

I pray it ain't DUNCAN...

[Thebesteva]

Not sure if MJ seriously thinks we don't realize he's Harlem Heat...it's like that 1 retarded kid when you were in grade school that would pill his pants all the way down to take a piss in the urinals, you wanna tell him what a retarded faggot he looks like but you just look away and let him figure it out.

[lefty]

He is not HH

[Michael Jordan.]

Not sure if MJ seriously thinks we don't realize he's Harlem Heat...it's like that 1 retarded kid when you were in grade school that would pill his pants all the way down to take a piss in the urinals, you wanna tell him what a retarded faggot he looks like but you just look away and let him figure it out.
:lol If you're so sure I'm Harlem then why did you need a thread to find out my identity? Which has been a complete failure thus far. I bet you can't even solve a Rubik's cube

[Michael Jordan.]

I pray it ain't DUNCAN...
0 for 5

[Thebesteva]

:lol If you're so sure I'm Harlem then why did you need a thread to find out my identity? Which has been a complete failure thus far. I bet you can't even solve a Rubik's cube

Look at when the thread was made, I wasnt sure at the time. It's ok that you're Harlem, no one cares tbh

[Michael Jordan.]

Look at when the thread was made, I wasnt sure at the time. It's ok that you're Harlem, no one cares tbh
You obviously do, you made the thread :lol and you're 0 for 8

[Thebesteva]

You obviously do, you made the thread :lol and you're 0 for 8

Allow me to clarify, no one cares anymore Paki.

[Michael Jordan.]

Allow me to clarify, no one cares anymore Paki.
You're still posting in here, wrong as can be :lol

[Thebesteva]

You're still posting in here, wrong as can be :lol

Who bumped the thread?

[Michael Jordan.]

Who bumped the thread?
Who made the thread?

[Thebesteva]

Who made the thread?

http://www.productwiki.com/upload/images/calvin_klein_obsession_for_men.jpg

[Bynumite]

Who made the thread?

2000 posts in 4 months :lmao

[Thebesteva]

2000 posts in 4 months :lmao

It's a dull life being Pakistani in Canada tbh

[Bynumite]

Starts threads asking this:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=221791&p=6822323#post6822323

Son, blood or no blood you don't get any pussy averaging 500 posts a month. Now go start another thread obsessing about the Lakers :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

It's a dull life being Pakistani in Canada tbh
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WCbPfU7aenA/UPk66mCF8nI/AAAAAAAADnE/HOyjEmEhipE/s1600/Roony+Turiaf+Airball.gif
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/416307/bryant-another-airball-o.gif

[Michael Jordan.]

Starts threads asking this:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=221791&p=6822323#post6822323

Son, blood or no blood you don't get any pussy averaging 500 posts a month. Now go start another thread obsessing about the Lakers :lol
http://24.media.tumblr.com/4156c7abe5f4e4414181f74bc25eabae/tumblr_mjnzg2b5Gs1rt6mq9o1_400.gif

[Bynumite]

2000 off-season posts :lmao That's sad and pathetic on so many levels. Even Cully stopped posting during the off-season :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

2000 off-season posts :lmao That's sad and pathetic on so many levels. Even Cully stopped posting during the off-season :lol
I guess you don't know Cully used to average 100 posts per day, which would average out to 700 posts over 7 days. :lol

[Thebesteva]

I guess you don't know Cully used to average 100 posts per day, which would average out to 700 posts over 7 days. :lol

Did you forget this thread you made for me the week before I made this thread? OBSESSED

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=220022&highlight=lakersarethebesteva

[Bynumite]

I guess you don't know Cully used to average 100 posts per day, which would average out to 700 posts over 7 days. :lol

Cully is old and married and he's not posting right now. You're a young phaggot averaging 500 posts a month during the off-season and starting threads about sexing women, how ironic is that :lmao

[Michael Jordan.]

Did you forget this thread you made for me sweetheart?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=220022&highlight=lakersarethebesteva
Is it 7 pages?

[Michael Jordan.]

Cully is old and married and he's not posting right now. You're a young phaggot averaging 500 posts a month during the off-season and starting threads about sexing women, how ironic is that :lmao
And you take the bait every single time :lol

[Thebesteva]

Is it 7 pages?

What does it matter? You're debating about how I made a thread for u...lol it was in response to that one. TBH, it's interesting that you would consider fucking a girl on her period. Bet you're the kinda beta male that has to beg for it per week, girl makes you do chores and watch Dr. Oz in order to get some 6 out of 10 regular bitch pussy.

[Michael Jordan.]

What does it matter? You're debating about how I made a thread for u...lol it was in response to that one. TBH, it's interesting that you would consider fucking a girl on her period. Bet you're the kinda beta male that has to beg for it per week, girl makes you do chores and watch Dr. Oz in order to get some 6 out of 10 regular bitch pussy.
So it's not 7 pages.

[Bynumite]

And you take the bait every single time :lol

Deflecting. No life phaggot.

[Thebesteva]

So it's not 7 pages.

MJ aka Harlem Heat in person tbh


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B4dnGQc9wM

[Michael Jordan.]

Deflecting. No life phaggot.
Sitting there figuring out my post count. :lol

[Bynumite]

Sitting there figuring out my post count. :lol

But seriously, tells us more how you sex your women during that time of the month and by that time of the month i mean that time you spend making 500 posts a month during the off-season :lmao

[Michael Jordan.]

Sitting there figuring out my post count. :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

The Sweeeeeep got the niggas leakin :lol

[Thebesteva]

The Sweeeeeep got the niggas leakin :lol

Your life....

http://manticult.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/holy-order-outlook-not-good.jpg

[Bynumite]

Sitting there figuring out my post count. :lol

^2009... oh, you "sex" so many women, you stud :lmao

Ok, i'm logging out right now but i wanna see at least 2100 posts next time i log in :lmao Even if that means you can't sex all those women :lmao

[Thebesteva]

^2009... oh, you "sex" so many women, you stud :lmao

Ok, i'm logging out right now but i wanna see at least 2100 posts next time i log in :lmao Even if that means you can't sex all those women :lmao

INB4 another worst posters are Bynumite and LTBE :'( cuz they hurt my feelings

[Michael Jordan.]

^2009... oh, you "sex" so many women, you stud :lmao

Ok, i'm logging out right now but i wanna see at least 2100 posts next time i log in :lmao Even if that means you can't sex all those women :lmao
:lol Can't put together a coherent sentence
:lol Tell me how det Sweep taste
:lol Meltdown

[spurraider21]

INB4 another worst posters are Bynumite and LTBE :'( cuz they hurt my feelings

bynumite is pretty terrible though

[Thebesteva]

bynumite is pretty terrible though

These boards would be dull without us, u gotta admit that. God forbid we actually talk about bball for once.

[spurraider21]

These boards would be dull without us, u gotta admit that. God forbid we actually talk about bball for once.

absolutely regardless of that, it doesn't change the fact that bynumite is pretty terrible

[whitemamba]

These boards would be dull without us, u gotta admit that. God forbid we actually talk about bball for once.

offseason mah nigga

[Thebesteva]

offseason mah nigga

Nah, even regular season, this board would be 1000 x better if we actually discussed bball. Not saying we can't troll or be dickheads as usual, but this board never talks about basketball. I'm gonna leave for good from this board, I'm tired of this :'(

[Thebesteva]

Ok I'm back on these boards....sorry I just wanted to know what it felt like to bust a DMC for a minute

[Michael Jordan.]

Ok I'm back on these boards....sorry I just wanted to know what it felt like to bust a DMC for a minute
:lol Your eyes are covered in semen.

[spurraider21]

:cry stop it Harlem pls

[Thebesteva]

:cry stop it Harlem pls

ara bozy tegah es

[spurraider21]

ara bozy tegah es
:rollin not bad tbh

[lefty]

Lol it's not HH

[Robz4000]

Sons, we all need to take a moment here and give our beloved MJ thanks. Without him the NBA forum would've been dead this Summer. Mind its still shit, but at least he added some Lakerfan tears to this wasteland of mediocrity.

[Thebesteva]

:rollin not bad tbh

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgEFxWAS9JRn7Gdxsdvv9rXg9SskxKc RBIyrw9is8z7AtVoT48

[spurraider21]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgEFxWAS9JRn7Gdxsdvv9rXg9SskxKc RBIyrw9is8z7AtVoT48
http://replygif.net/i/159.gif

[spurraider21]

still supposed to have falafel with #BoldWM, tbh... :lol

[HI-FI]

still supposed to have falafel with #BoldWM, tbh... :lol

:lol




as for MJ, GOAT troll, i believe he is part HH and Young Husband, DPG might be in on it as well. i'm leaning towards HH and YH though.

[Leetonidas]

tbh I would be inclined to think he's LJ's troll but I know timvp ain't got the time to be playing GTA :lol I have a feeling he's one of a few former MK posters that were legit. don't care either way though, MJ is one of the GOAT trolls of ST either way :worthy:

[Rogue]

my nigga Heel also deserves some credit for keeping the forum running through the dull summer imho, and my nigga brings some decent talks concerning basketball as opposed to MJ who's all about feeding on the tears of Lakers fans.

[lefty]

:lol




as for MJ, GOAT troll, i believe he is part HH and Young Husband, DPG might be in on it as well. i'm leaning towards HH and YH though.


tbh I would be inclined to think he's LJ's troll but I know timvp ain't got the time to be playing GTA :lol I have a feeling he's one of a few former MK posters that were legit. don't care either way though, MJ is one of the GOAT trolls of ST either way :worthy:
Wrong guesses TBH :lol

[Oh, Snap!]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/4156c7abe5f4e4414181f74bc25eabae/tumblr_mjnzg2b5Gs1rt6mq9o1_400.gif

https://media1.tenor.com/images/1dbed99256fddd8e1a641a14db3ffdc0/tenor.gif?itemid=5714970