AFE7FATMAN
07-20-2005, 02:05 AM
The United States government today announced a brand new fighting unit, (USRNSF), referred to as red neck special forces, This 25.000 manned elite fighting force consist of men from North and South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia, Tennessee and Texas. The ranking officers are all from west Texas.
They will be dropped in Iraq and have been briefed with the following:
Kill Terrorists;
1 There is an open season.
2. There is no limit
3. They taste like chicken/BBQ
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They have banned the rodeo.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
War is over in a week
They will be dropped in Iraq and have been briefed with the following:
Kill Terrorists;
1 There is an open season.
2. There is no limit
3. They taste like chicken/BBQ
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They have banned the rodeo.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
War is over in a week