Vasectomy?? Yes or No?

[Mr Furley]

Mr Furley is a busy man with the ladies. I think I need to fix myself so that I won't have to worry anymore.

Should I? How many of you all have had this done?

Did it hurt?

How long were you out of "commision"?

How long after the procedure did you have to stay in bed?

So?

[TheTruth]

Just Say No

[batman2883]

don't just say no, say HELL NO....

[midgetonadonkey]

The only form of birth control I use is the money shot.

[LuvBones]

Mr Furley is a busy man with the ladies. I think I need to fix myself so that I won't have to worry anymore.

A busy man, huh?
:vomit :throwupsp :throwupsp

[Jimcs50]

No. TPark went in for a vasectomy, and they cut off more than they should have...which explains why he had no balls during the playoffs when he bailed on us.



:)

[Mr. Dictionary]

Main Entry: va·sec·to·my
Pronunciation: -t&-mE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -mies
Etymology: International Scientific Vocabulary
: surgical division or resection of all or part of the vas deferens usually to induce sterility

[Mr. Dictionary]

Main Entry: vas def·er·ens
Pronunciation: 'vas-'de-f&-r&nz, -"renz
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural va·sa def·er·en·tia /'vA-z&-"de-f&-'ren(t)-sh(E-)&/
Etymology: New Latin, literally, deferent vessel
: a spermatic duct especially of a higher vertebrate that in the human male is a thick-walled tube about two feet (0.61 meters) long that begins at and is continuous with the tail of the epididymis and eventually joins the duct of the seminal vesicle to form the ejaculatory duct

[SpursWoman]

Yes, please.

[CosmicCowboy]

I haven't had it done personally but have been directly involved in emasculating a lot of pigs and calves. They didn't appear to enjoy it very much, but I can give you a good price on the procedure...:lol

[Shelly]

I've been after a certain someone to have the deed done. Hell, certain someone has the surgical skills to do it himself :lol

Cetain someone has not given birth to not one, but two, watermelons and does not know what pain is.

[desflood]

:rolleyes Don't be a baby. Get it done on a Friday, sit around with an icepack and whine all weekend, go back to work on Monday. That's what several of my husband's friends did, and now that there's no pregnancy to worry about, they get laid a lot more often.

[batman2883]

No. TPark went in for a vasectomy, and they cut off more than they should have...which explains why he had no balls during the playoffs when he bailed on us.



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HA HA HA HA HA HA

[ZStomp]

Uhmm...no thanks.

[ZStomp]

A busy man, huh?
:vomit :throwupsp :throwupsp


:lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Chopper says no thank you.

[samikeyp]

Do it Mr. Furley! Bring back that 70's free love! :lmao

[LuvBones]

At your age Mr.Furley, I'd say getting a vasectomy should be last on your priority of procedures. :p

[Shelly]

Chopper says no thank you.

:rolleyes

Go into labor and give birth and then get back to me...

:cat




:lol

[3rdCoast]

Get it done.

My accountant got it done and now he is fee to fill 'er up.

He said it was about a week recovery time, if I remember correctly.

I may have one done someday.

[ZStomp]

No. TPark went in for a vasectomy, and they cut off more than they should have...which explains why he had no balls during the playoffs when he bailed on us.



:)


:lol

That's great!!

Rack Mr. Jim

[tlongII]

My brother and my best friend have both had one. It's a good idea if you don't want any kids.

[SpursWoman]

I wish it were as simple and less invasive for women.... :fro

[tlongII]

I wish it were as simple and less invasive for women.... :fro

Agreed. The responsibility should really be all on the woman...because we can walk if we want.

[ZStomp]

http://www.mhhe.com/socscience/sex/common/ibank/ibank/0124a.jpg

http://zabava.mikroservis.cz/pictures/vasectomy.jpg

Either way you look at it. It looks painful.

[SpursWoman]

Agreed. The responsibility should really be all on the woman...because we can walk if we want.


D'oh! http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/ydoh.gif

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

:rolleyes

Go into labor and give birth and then get back to me...

:cat




:lol



I fully intend to father a child at the ripe old age of 86 thank you very much! :)

[Shelly]

Who are you? Tony Randall and Anthony Quinn????

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Who are you? Tony Randall and Anthony Quinn????


:lol

The "V" conversation has come up a few times lately, usually among the wives at a dinner party. I'm actually amazed at how many male friends of mine have undergone the "procedure". Must be something about getting close to 40, your friends get their balls wacked and then all go out and buy a new set of Calloway golf clubs to console themselves.

As for this white boy I choose to keep my little friends swimming in a northward direction.

[Shelly]

:lol

The "V" conversation has come up a few times lately, usually among the wives at a dinner party. I'm actually amazed at how many male friends of mine have undergone the "procedure". Must be something about getting close to 40, your friends get their balls wacked and then all go out and buy a new set of Calloway golf clubs to console themselves.

As for this white boy I choose to keep my little friends swimming in a northward direction.

No shit. Because most people I know husband's have had one.

Like I said, this someone could do it himself with his mad surgical skillz. There can't that much difference between doing foot surgery or a vasectomy, right? It's like riding a bike! :lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

No shit. Because most people I know husband's have had one.

Like I said, this someone could do it himself with his mad surgical skillz. There can't that much difference between doing foot surgery or a vasectomy, right? It's like riding a bike! :lol

There must be some connection, after all, you know what they say about big feet.

[hunter-thereckoning]

There must be some connection, after all, you know what they say about big feet.


I swear on my grave that I heard that people who have big feet wear big shoes. Thats crazy

[midgetonadonkey]

I had a nurse shave my balls once, she was rough and nicked my left one a bit. It hurt.

[timvp]

I would NEVER allow a sharp object that close to the boyz. We have a pact between the three of us to stay loyal. All for one and one for all.

[Pablo Neruda]

A real man would never do this.

[Guru of Nothing]

I got mine at age 31. It does not change anything, except for that little condition called pregnancy.

I'm now 39 and I would not have it any other way.

For all you lurkers out there considering the deed, my doctor in SA was Dr. Best. I highly recommend him.

[Guru of Nothing]

A real man would never do this.

Sincerely, Shawn Kemp.

[Pablo Neruda]

^ I rest my case your honor. I have no further evidence to present.