oj Simpson wins parole

[InRareForm]

Breaking news

[InRareForm]

http://news.yahoo.com/o-j-simpson-wins-parole-robbery-case-163923000.html

[Fabbs]

But the order doesn't mean Simpson will be leaving Lovelock Correctional Center anytime soon. Because he was convicted on multiple charges, Simpson still faces at least four more years in prison on sentences that were ordered to run consecutively.

[InRareForm]

rt realfreemancbs O.J. wins parole in robbery case. He's not free yet on totality of jail sentence, but Urban Meyer will check Simpson's eligibility, anyway

[CavsSuperFan]

They had to let OJ out on account that he currently weighs over 300 lbs…
In fact, OJ is now considered one of the leading causes of prison overcrowding….

[CavsSuperFan]

OJ is so fat, he considered asking for the death penalty just so he can get that huge last meal...

[CavsSuperFan]

OJ is so fat, when he was in court, the judge asked for order, and he said he wanted 3 cheeseburgers, onion rings, 2 orders of fries and a diet coke…

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

OJ's so fat they changed his nickname to The Grease.

OJ's so fat that he can't find the real killers because they're hiding out on his feet.

OJ's so fat that Kato Kaelin is living rent free in one of his shirts.

OJ's so fat that he's a mountain of physical evidence.

OJ's so fat that if his pants don't fit he must take a shit.

[AntiChrist]

Real killers are nervous

[cantthinkofanything]

Real killers are nervous

Real killers don't give a shit about their trophies.

[Joyrider]

#justicefortrayvon