Mark Cuban seals the deal!

[Arnold Toht]

http://instagram.com/p/cc8oIBLqwt/

:lobt2::lobt2:

[Leon Black]

His agent said he turned down teams offering double the money the Mavs could pay in order to play in Dallas. That's what im talking about mah nigga!!!

[Rogue]

Dejuan is my nigga too tbh. I've been a fan of that nigga since his rookie season and I'm really elated about his arrival, and I believe that he's got bigger offers from other teams than mavs could afford but he turned them all down in order to join us. Dude just wanna join a bitter rival of the spurs so when he returns to the at&t center he'll play like a beast and prove it a mistake for them spurs to let him walk imho.

[Juggity]

How can anyone be a fan of this guy? 4th big at best these days.
Thinks he can shoot jumpers. Forgot how to rebound. Sulks when he doesn't play.
Buys $15,000 of jewelry on credit and is in the process of getting sued by the jeweler. Glad he's not SA's problem anymore.

[CubanMustGo]

LOL @ anyone believing that he turned down 2x the money to play with that bunch of sad sacks in *allas.

[dallasmaverickslose]

http://instagram.com/p/cc8oIBLqwt/

:lobt2::lobt2:

shut up

[Thread]

LOL @ anyone believing that he turned down 2x the money to play with that bunch of sad sacks in *allas.

I wouldn't even question it if I were you. Just be grateful.

[monosylab1k]

*allas.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao is that because they play no "D"????? :lmao :lmao holy shit I've never seen that before, that's fuckin hilarious :lmao

[playblair]

blair will dominate the finesse line up of splitter/diaw/bonner............................................ .

[Samuel Eto'o]

His agent said he turned down teams offering double the money the Mavs could pay in order to play in Dallas. That's what im talking about mah nigga!!!

dat free agent pull :hat

[Banzai]

why the butt hurt?

[Duncanonu]

Good Riddance, now if we could just figure out a way to get Bonner to leave.

[unforeseen]

:lol Sloppy seconds.

[Leon Black]

:lol Sloppy seconds.

:lol 28 seconds
:lol Game 6
:lol Butthurt faggot

[Leon Black]

LOL @ anyone believing that he turned down 2x the money to play with that bunch of sad sacks in *allas.

:lol Butthurt faggot
:lol 28 seconds

[Rogue]

CubanSucks always calls others "13yr olds" while being actually 14 himself :lol

[whitemamba]

Dallas is back.

[Bill_Brasky]

:lol for every badass thing he does, he makes about 10 inexplicably retarded mistakes.

He also really enjoys missing gimme layups and going up too quick with the ball instead of taking a nice power dribble to create some space. Enjoy, mavfan.

[whitemamba]

:lol for every badass thing he does, he makes about 10 inexplicably retarded mistakes.

He also really enjoys missing gimme layups and going up too quick with the ball instead of taking a nice power dribble to create some space. Enjoy, mavfan.

You've nary room.. duncan missed a gimme as well.

[Bill_Brasky]

You've nary room.. duncan missed a gimme as well.

lol torn achilles

[whitemamba]

lol torn achilles
:lol latin trainer

[Bill_Brasky]

Boiled down::::::
Latin trainer: 2 fully functional achilles tendons
Kobe: 1 fully functional achilles tendon

[whitemamba]

Boiled down::::::
Latin trainer: 2 fully functional achilles tendons
Kobe: 1 fully functional achilles tendon

Boiled down:::

tammy - loves cock
Kobe -loves pussy

[Bill_Brasky]

Boiled down:::

tammy - loves cock
Kobe -loves pussy

whitemamba-cares about the sexuality of other fully grown adult men

[Clipper Nation]

Boiled down:::

tammy - loves cock
Kobe -loves pussy
http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/750x970/documents/0924041kobeb14.gif

[whitemamba]

whitemamba-cares about the sexuality of other fully grown adult men

bill brasky likes faggots

[Axe Murderer]

The approach I like to take is to initially split the room into four quadrangles. There is the upper intimacy zone, where the alpha male of the conversation resides, the two middle class zones, where one can easily "out alpha" the other into the conversation, and then the "box of no return" where you pretty much have no chance of getting any.

That's where your friend was yesterday by my doing. Everytime he tried to enter the conversation, I would intentionally turn at a 47 degree angle, sticking my "ass" in the direction of his face, while slowly placing my 24th metatarsal on the women's anterior crucible, like this, on the left of her body and slowly started gyrating it up and down in a 5inch radius. This was a sign of disrespect toward your friend. I intentionally made sure he was left out of the conversation and the prey was mine. It was all over at that point, and the game was mine to lose. I'm hoping I made your friend as uncomfortable as possible and that he does not come back to this residence again. The basic strategy I take when having people over, especially the female specimens, is that either I'm getting laid or nobody is.

[Leetonidas]

His agent said he turned down teams offering double the money the Mavs could pay in order to play in Dallas. That's what im talking about mah nigga!!!

I can guarantee that's bullshit, dude is in debt to jewelers and shit he needs every penny he can get :lol

[whitemamba]

I can guarantee that's bullshit, dude is in debt to jewelers and shit he needs every penny he can get :lol

link tbh?

because if thats true, thats fuckin hilarious.

[Leetonidas]

I wish him luck, Mavs are no threat to the Spurs so I hope he finally puts up some decent numbers again, he really fell off after his rookie season.

At least we got one half of the turd towers gone though. But holy shit Dallas really is going to be _allas next season, they added 3 atrocious defensive players in Calderon, Ellis, and Blair who will probably get a decent amount of burn. Feel kinda bad for the Mavs tbh, ST is more entertaining when the Mavs are relevant and the rivalry is in effect

[Leetonidas]

link tbh?

because if thats true, thats fuckin hilarious.
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/article/Spurs-center-to-repay-jeweler-53-000-4457453.php