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Calispursfan11
08-04-2013, 12:54 PM
How are you going to take it? Current fans of his Mamba-ness fall into a few distinct categories. There are many different varieties but I've listed a few obvious ones below.

One kind of fan, the fatalistic suicide risk, has already taken a fetal position on the corner of his bed and has gone catatonic over what he is certain will be a disaster season for the Lakers regardless this year and for decades to come. Of course this fan doesn't believe Kobe will contribute in any way or possibly that this will be the final, injury riddled fall of their hero if he even returns this season for any appreciable stretch. But that won't stop them from jumping off a cliff once it is confirmed. These fans should stay close to friends and loved ones for the foreseeable future.

The next kind of fan is pessimistic but not suicidal. He has already written Kobe off as even being close to what he was last year ever again and will simply be content with his eventual return to the court. Or at least that is how this kind of fan has decided to deal with the possibility that like a formerly beloved pet returning after dying and being buried in an Indian graveyard, Kobe's return might be worse than his absence. These fans will be happy within anything approaching double digit scoring from Kobe and average SG play regardless of his efficiency.

Another kind of fan thinks Kobe will return and will be productive if perhaps not quite what he was. This fan is fairly chill and probably isn't a suicide risk although they'll be disappointed if this is really the end for Mamba.

Still finally another kind of fan believes that Kobe will return as a Messiah of sorts and alight upon the NBA with a god-like vengeance to reclaim NBA glory. These fans will blow a gasket tbh if Kobe doesn't return with the stats we have been used to seeing. For them, their hero is above age, injury or infirmity and they will be shattered if they see that he is mortal.

So if Kobe comes back and isn't quite what he was or worse yet, becomes a Michael Redd type situation, how will you take it?

Thread
08-04-2013, 12:58 PM
So if Kobe comes back and isn't quite what he was or worse yet, becomes a Michael Redd type situation, how will you take it?

Like I took it when he busted down the door to the old man's bungalow and made him act like somebody when were frozen at 14.
Like I took it when he listened (naked) to Artest spill his guts in '08, then signed off on it.
Like I took it when he double crossed every fuck that ever came down the pike and passed to Artest instead of launching it.

...shoulder-to-shoulder. It's my religion.

AchillesHeel
08-04-2013, 01:03 PM
Like I took it when he busted down the door to the old man's bungalow and made him act like somebody when were frozen at 14.
Like I took it when he listened (naked) to Artest spill his guts in '08, then signed off on it.
Like I took it when he double crossed every fuck that ever came down the pike and passed to Artest instead of launching it.

...shoulder-to-shoulder. It's my religion.

in other words...you would disappear like the little faggot you are, old man.

Arnold Toht
08-04-2013, 01:05 PM
He'll put up 25/5/5, but anything less than a playoff birth is a failure in Kobe's view.

RsxPiimp
08-04-2013, 01:16 PM
inside of all of us there is the need and the desire to be heard, to have our innermost thoughts, feelings and desires expressed for others to hear, to see and to understand. we all want to matter to someone, to leave a mark. kobe did that. he conquered, he fell and triumphed again. he wasn't the strongest, the fastest or the most gifted of his generation but he claimed that mountain top, not once but twice y'all. 6/24, be that as it may, da mamba kept his faith. his perseverance is a virtue that cannot be measured or understated.

Thread
08-04-2013, 01:17 PM
in other words...you would disappear like the little faggot you are, old man.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

ha, ha.

AchillesHeel
08-04-2013, 01:17 PM
He'll put up 25/5/5, but anything less than a playoff birth is a failure in Kobe's view.

LOL Lakerfan, went from championships to playoff berth

:lmao

Thread
08-04-2013, 01:18 PM
inside of all of us there is the need and the desire to be heard, to have our innermost thoughts, feelings and desires expressed for others to hear, to see and to understand. we all want to matter to someone, to leave a mark. kobe did that. he conquered, he fell and triumphed again. he wasn't the strongest, the fastest or the most gifted of his generation but he claimed that mountain top, not once but twice y'all. 6/24, be that as it may, da mamba kept his faith. his perseverance is a virtue that cannot be measured or understated.

RP

AchillesHeel
08-04-2013, 01:18 PM
Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

ha, ha.

Go away, old man. No one will miss you either.

Thread
08-04-2013, 01:19 PM
Go away, old man. No one will miss you either.

Please.

AchillesHeel
08-04-2013, 01:21 PM
Please.

And I'm being serious. No one would give a flying fuck if your old ass decided to kick rocks. You ain't shit.

Clipper Nation
08-04-2013, 01:27 PM
Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

ha, ha.
Duncan: 6

Kirby: 6

the tired old shit bag Culburn: The Chickenshit

RsxPiimp
08-04-2013, 01:33 PM
Go away, old man. No one will miss you either.

come on brah. dont be disrespectin a forum legend like that. he one of the OG posters in this site. most of y'all need a dose of originality before you allowed to call people out like that brah. ya heard.

AchillesHeel
08-04-2013, 01:39 PM
come on brah. dont be disrespectin a forum legend like that. he one of the OG posters in this site. most of y'all need a dose of originality before you allowed to call people out like that brah. ya heard.


fuck off, faggot. go suck some more dicks before you step to me.

RsxPiimp
08-04-2013, 01:39 PM
you need to relax tbh brah/ you dont get medals here by acting hard brah.

Thread
08-04-2013, 01:44 PM
And I'm being serious. No one would give a flying fuck if your old ass decided to kick rocks. You ain't shit.

I thought we was friends, Heel. What happened?

AchillesHeel
08-04-2013, 01:45 PM
I thought we was friends, Heel. What happened?

fuck off, old man.

Thread
08-04-2013, 01:46 PM
fuck off, old man.

:rolleyes

AchillesHeel
08-04-2013, 01:47 PM
You ran out of content and you're just posting the same old tired shit, I'm disappointed, Culburn.

Make your own radio show when you have the time, I'd love to hear some stories, tbh.

RsxPiimp
08-04-2013, 01:49 PM
Thread he actin hard on a sunday afternoon thinkin he gonna get serious rep on this board :lol.

Arnold Toht
08-04-2013, 01:49 PM
Culby has reached Kobe level polarization in this board.

AchillesHeel
08-04-2013, 01:50 PM
Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) he actin hard on a sunday afternoon thinkin he gonna get serious rep on this board :lol.

Who are you anyways? Fuck off.

Vash StampedE
08-04-2013, 02:03 PM
It would definitely be a positive news for the Lakers if Kobe doesn't come back the same. Lakers will be a sure lock for the playoffs and will be included in the West's top 4 mix. Heck, you could put them as one of the favorites to represent the West next season. The Finals matchup of Kobe vs. Lebron would finally grant the media's dream.

Of course, this is assuming that Kobe doesn't come back the same, not health-wise but gamestyle. If Kobe stops chucking and begins to feed Kaman and Gasol all throughout the game, then the given scenario is likely to happen.

whitemamba
08-04-2013, 03:10 PM
Duncan: 6

Kirby: 6

the tired old shit bag Culburn: The Chickenshit

calling an "old man" chicken shit shows what kind of a pussy you really are you faggot. Rot in your basements with the rest of your trolls u no life faggot.