Koolaid_Man
08-04-2013, 04:57 PM
:lmao just can't make this shit up....this is what I call BIG PIMPIN :toast I bow before Reddick :lol
Pro Basketball Player JJ Redick Reportedly Had “Abortion Contract” With Girlfriend
We have no idea how to write an irreverent lede for a story like this, so let’s just get down to brass tacks: back in 2007, Milwaukee Bucks player JJ Redick reportedly entered into what media outlets are calling an “abortion contract” with onetime girlfriend Vanessa Lopez, model and former mistress to Shaquille O’Neal (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/model-vanessa-lopez-linked-lineup-nba-stars-shaquille-o-neal-harassed-affair-article-1.462147). Lopez, we deduce from the documents, had gotten pregnant and the newly-surfaced paperwork represents an agreement between she and Redick that she’d receive an abortion. And prizes!
The documents (http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/64068/mto-world-exclusive-nba-baller-enters-into-an-abortion-contract-with-his-girlfriend-pays-her-to-end-her-pregnancy.html) show that Redick (Jonathan C. Redick) demanded proof that Lopez had terminated her pregnancy. He’d then agreed to “attempt a relationship” with Lopez for one year, so long as she showed said proof–per the unsettling legal language, they’d “attempt to establish and maintain a social and/or romantic relationship between themselves for a period of one year from the date of this Agreement (hereinafter “The Relationship”).”
If the relationship didn’t work out after that one year, Redick agreed to pay Lopez $25,000 (!). More unsettling still, any contact after the dissolution of the relationship would be considered “stalking.”
http://www.thegloss.com/2013/07/25/sex-and-dating/jj-redick-abortion-contract/?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=mst
Pro Basketball Player JJ Redick Reportedly Had “Abortion Contract” With Girlfriend
We have no idea how to write an irreverent lede for a story like this, so let’s just get down to brass tacks: back in 2007, Milwaukee Bucks player JJ Redick reportedly entered into what media outlets are calling an “abortion contract” with onetime girlfriend Vanessa Lopez, model and former mistress to Shaquille O’Neal (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/model-vanessa-lopez-linked-lineup-nba-stars-shaquille-o-neal-harassed-affair-article-1.462147). Lopez, we deduce from the documents, had gotten pregnant and the newly-surfaced paperwork represents an agreement between she and Redick that she’d receive an abortion. And prizes!
The documents (http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/64068/mto-world-exclusive-nba-baller-enters-into-an-abortion-contract-with-his-girlfriend-pays-her-to-end-her-pregnancy.html) show that Redick (Jonathan C. Redick) demanded proof that Lopez had terminated her pregnancy. He’d then agreed to “attempt a relationship” with Lopez for one year, so long as she showed said proof–per the unsettling legal language, they’d “attempt to establish and maintain a social and/or romantic relationship between themselves for a period of one year from the date of this Agreement (hereinafter “The Relationship”).”
If the relationship didn’t work out after that one year, Redick agreed to pay Lopez $25,000 (!). More unsettling still, any contact after the dissolution of the relationship would be considered “stalking.”
http://www.thegloss.com/2013/07/25/sex-and-dating/jj-redick-abortion-contract/?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=mst