If Kobe manages to play in the season opener

[spurraider21]

Will Spurfan claim he faked the torn achilles?

[Spur-Addict]

At this point I don't give a shit what he does in the next year. It will amount to nothing. Outside of a bullshit trade, or some poor soul sacrificing by going to L.A, they're done in the short term.

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At this point I don't give a shit what he does in the next year. It will amount to nothing. Outside of a bullshit trade, or some poor soul sacrificing by going to L.A, they're done in the short term.

Shit, you define "done in the short term." HA!

[irishock]

Is there any actual evidence to Kobe rupturing his Achilles? We saw him fall down, stand back up, make 2 free throws, walk to the back without assistance, take some pre-surgery photos and that's it. It could've been all just a work to hide himself from getting swept in the first round. That way, whatever legacy he has would remain intact as if he never failed to lead a 128 million dollar team to a better than 7th seed finish.

It's like Shawn Michaels' "I lost my smile speech in '97". Fucker was never injured or anything, he just didn't want to job to Hart.

[RsxPiimp]

This same tupe of injury would put guys like Lebron out for a whole season. Kobe's an OG. A real Clint Eastwood. B

[Strategic]

I don't see how the Lakers can be relevant this year, unless of course the league lets them trade Steve Nash to Memphis for Marc Gasol, Mike Conley and future considerations. Wait, would the league ever let something like that happen?

[Juggity]

This same tupe of injury would put guys like Lebron out for a whole season. Kobe's an OG. A real Clint Eastwood. B

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

He'll either have faked it or took a Bonds-esque amount of steroids, tbqh....

[Spur-Addict]

Shit, you define "done in the short term." HA!

In regards to championship aspirations? The next two to three years, yes. Based on the criteria I gave? Absolutely. If steak boy is healthy you guys will certainly put up points. But who are you going to stop? Seriously LOL.

[Katherine Robinson]

Is there any actual evidence to Kobe rupturing his Achilles? We saw him fall down, stand back up, make 2 free throws, walk to the back without assistance, take some pre-surgery photos and that's it. It could've been all just a work to hide himself from getting swept in the first round. That way, whatever legacy he has would remain intact as if he never failed to lead a 128 million dollar team to a better than 7th seed finish.

It's like Shawn Michaels' "I lost my smile speech in '97". Fucker was never injured or anything, he just didn't want to job to Hart.

If showing off his achillies being worked on by surgeons is evidence enough for you, yes.

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steak boy

tee, hee.

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I don't see how the Lakers can be relevant this year, unless of course the league lets them trade Steve Nash to Memphis for Marc Gasol, Mike Conley and future considerations. Wait, would the league ever let something like that happen?

Please. Marc Gasol took the gas pipe as usual in the playoffs. And Conley was a bust out. "Now give me one of the premium leads."

[RsxPiimp]

:lol

Hey juggs lebron took 2 weeks to heal an injured finger. everybody knows bron is elegant in the injury dept:lol

[Strategic]

:rollinat Laker fan talking about the hero baller playing in the first game of the season with Spurs' fans whose GOAT is thinking about the last game of the playoffs. The cycle is complete. :toast

[whitemamba]

:lol

[irishock]

If showing off his achillies being worked on by surgeons is evidence enough for you, yes.

Fake pics, tbh.

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:rollinat Laker fan talking about the hero baller playing in the first game of the season with Spurs' fans whose GOAT is thinking about the last game of the playoffs. The cycle is complete. :toast

:toast thanks to Ray Allen, the completer.

[whitemamba]

Fake pics, tbh.

Question..

If you say tbh doesnt that mean u are trying to be honest.. or do yo just say it because its a trend? tbh? How are we supposed to know when your serious.. Are you a troll?

[irishock]

Question..

If you say tbh doesnt that mean u are trying to be honest.. or do yo just say it because its a trend? tbh? How are we supposed to know when your serious.. Are you a troll?

To be honest, tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

Hey juggs lebron took 2 weeks to heal an injured finger.
Kirby's been crying about his injured finger for 5 years :lol

[whitemamba]

To be honest, tbh.

So you think those pics are legitimately fake?

[irishock]

So you think those pics are legitimately fake?

Do you need the answer to be lucid enough for you to understand?

[whitemamba]

Kirby's been crying about his injured finger for 5 years :lol

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lebron-james-carried-off-court-leg-cramp-nba-finals.jpg

cramps... someone get this nigga some midol. and if you know anything about , wait i know you dont. Breaking a bone, and sheering of a tendon and not missing a game.. come on bitcher nation...

[whitemamba]

Do you need the answer to be lucid enough for you to understand?
sense the sarcasm

[Clipper Nation]

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lebron-james-carried-off-court-leg-cramp-nba-finals.jpg

cramps... someone get this nigga some midol. and if you know anything about , wait i know you dont. Breaking a bone, and sheering of a tendon and not missing a game.. come on bitcher nation...
Speaking of bitches and Midol, shall we revisit the incident last year where Kirby committed an uncalled offensive foul, thought he was fouled, and then cried like a bitch about it on Twitter? :lol

:cry "Dangerous play, should have been called!" :cry
:cry "I'm tired of Dahntay Jones getting superstar calls!" :cry

[whitemamba]

Speaking of bitches and Midol, shall we revisit the incident last year where Kirby committed an uncalled offensive foul, thought he was fouled, and then cried like a bitch about it on Twitter? :lol

Thats you spin? thats pathetic try again .

[irishock]

^ He also faked an injury and "miraculously" returned the next game.

[whitemamba]

^ He also faked an injury and "miraculously" returned the next game.

link?

[Strategic]

:toast thanks to Ray Allen, the completer.Damn that coat tailer Ray Allen!:rolleyes

[irishock]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2kRFYW3k-M


He came back 2 nights later fully healthy. Christ.

[whitemamba]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2kRFYW3k-M

:lol
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFVnNayCUAIS0zj.jpg:large

[Katherine Robinson]

Fake pics, tbh.

Did you inspect each pixel in photoshop with 1000% zoom to come to this conclusion?

[spurraider21]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2kRFYW3k-M


He came back 2 nights later fully healthy. Christ.

he played 2 nights later, but pulled himself out during the first quarter, then missed a couple of games iirc

[HI-FI]

why does Kobe need to broadcast every injury or bruise? i know his fans see him as Jim Jones but it's ridiculous.

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why does Kobe need to broadcast every injury or bruise? i know his fans see him as Jim Jones but it's ridiculous.

tee, hee.

[whitemamba]

he played 2 nights later, but pulled himself out during the first quarter, then missed a couple of games iirc

yes.

[RsxPiimp]

why does Kobe need to broadcast every injury or bruise? i know his fans see him as Jim Jones but it's ridiculous.

my guess is he's probably asked by reporters so he answers them accordingly :lol

[spurraider21]

my guess is he's probably asked by reporters so he answers them accordingly :lol
He's the only player I can remember who actually reports a "jammed finger" as an injury, then the Lakers broadcast busts a nut when they show the tape around his fingers. Anybody who has played basketball has jammed a finger and played right on through it

[PlayNando]

Will Spurfan claim he faked the torn achilles?
He did.

Kobe quit the team by faking an Achilles injury. Everyone knows this, tbh. Kobe was afraid of being swept by the Spurs, per par.

[Thebesteva]

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lebron-james-carried-off-court-leg-cramp-nba-finals.jpg

cramps... someone get this nigga some midol. and if you know anything about , wait i know you dont. Breaking a bone, and sheering of a tendon and not missing a game.. come on bitcher nation...

:lmao

[King Nupe]

Is there any actual evidence to Kobe rupturing his Achilles? We saw him fall down, stand back up, make 2 free throws, walk to the back without assistance, take some pre-surgery photos and that's it. It could've been all just a work to hide himself from getting swept in the first round. That way, whatever legacy he has would remain intact as if he never failed to lead a 128 million dollar team to a better than 7th seed finish.

It's like Shawn Michaels' "I lost my smile speech in '97". Fucker was never injured or anything, he just didn't want to job to Hart.


The lakers had the 3rd best record after the ASB going into the playoffs, They won 12 out of their last 15 before he got hurt. Why would he THINK he would get swept by the spurs?

[PlayNando]

Kobe = creation of steroids and HGH.

[PlayNando]

Kobe = an average player without his drugs, per par.

[whitemamba]

He's the only player I can remember who actually reports a "jammed finger" as an injury, then the Lakers broadcast busts a nut when they show the tape around his fingers. Anybody who has played basketball has jammed a finger and played right on through it

jammed finger?.... piece of broken bone sheered of a tendon... I would have a hard time fingering your moms pussy with that tbh...

[spurraider21]

jammed finger?.... piece of broken bone sheered of a tendon... I would have a hard time fingering your moms pussy with that tbh...
:rolleyes you've never jammed a finger before, have you?

[whitemamba]

:rolleyes you've never jammed a finger before, have you?

:lol

smooth

[Clipper Nation]

He did.

Kobe quit the team by faking an Achilles injury. Everyone knows this, tbh. Kobe was afraid of being swept by the Spurs, per par.


Kobe = creation of steroids and HGH.


Kobe = an average player without his drugs, per par.

Truthbombs, tbh.... guess his "Achilles injury" counts as The Quit: Part 4 :lol