No Drugs: Kobe Bryant 'Shattered' Normal Recovery Timetable

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol this is the type of employee I would hire any day of the week..and if he threatened to leave I'd throw the farm at him to stay. there was no PED's involved the guy is a psycho :lol


Kobe Bryant has made it clear this summer that he has progressed rapidly from his torn Achillies.

The Los Angeles Lakers' star said recently that he has "shattered" the normal recovery time of the injury.





“The surgical procedure was different ... and because of that the recovery has been different,” Bryant said. “The normal timetable for recovery from an Achilles, we’ve shattered that. Three-and-a-half months I can already walk just fine, I’m lifting weights with the Achilles just fine and that’s different.


"So we don’t know what that timetable is going to be. It’s kind of new territory for us all.”



Via Jonathan Hartzell/NBA.com (http://hangtime.blogs.nba.com/2013/08/05/bryant-shatters-recovery-timetable/)

[irishock]

This man is either a roided up bastard or a fuckin' cyborg.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Yeah, no PED's involved, we all believe that.... if it was LeBron, Lakerfan would be out in full force calling him a juicer, tbh....

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao Yeah, no PED's involved, we all believe that.... if it was LeBron, Lakerfan would be out in full force calling him a juicer, tbh....

again...Kobe said: “The surgical procedure was different ... and because of that the recovery has been different,” Bryant said.

[Clipper Nation]

Yeah, because the surgery likely involved needles full of roids and German fetus juice :lol

[whitemamba]

:lol at kobe jeopardizing his career colorado style... He would never do that gain. Kobe has an unbelievable work ethic, all you have to do is go on youtube and search.

PED's :lmao

[Arnold Toht]

Yeah, because the surgery likely involved needles full of roids and German fetus juice :lol

Bell Boy

[whitemamba]

Bell Boy

JizzCup

[Koolaid_Man]

Yeah, because the surgery likely involved needles full of roids and German fetus juice :lol

It's not what you know it's what you can prove...

[HI-FI]

:lol this is the type of employee I would hire any day of the week..and if he threatened to leave I'd throw the farm at him to stay. there was no PED's involved the guy is a psycho :lol




Via Jonathan Hartzell/NBA.com (http://hangtime.blogs.nba.com/2013/08/05/bryant-shatters-recovery-timetable/)
rapists are usually psychos tbh

It's not what you know it's what you can prove...
Extra Stout should've listen to this when crying about the Zimmerman trial.

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Kool Aid Man

Kobe Bryant

[spurraider21]

It's not what you know it's what you can prove...


Extra Stout should've listen to this when crying about the Zimmerman trial.

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[Michael Jordan.]

:lol at kobe jeopardizing his career colorado style... He would never do that gain. Kobe has an unbelievable work ethic, all you have to do is go on youtube and search.

PED's :lmao

#Cumstainmamba

[Katherine Robinson]

Kobe Bryant's recovery rate likely equated to some form of chemical therapy - illegal or perhaps yet to be illegal. We cannot let fandom cloud the reality that these injuries are not supposed to heal this fast for even the most genetically gifted of individuals.

[RsxPiimp]

Just a tough sob. If half of the US has his work ethic, our economy would be in a better position.

[HI-FI]

too bad Kobe never showed this much commitment in the 2006 playoffs imho of course.

[RsxPiimp]

:lmao Yeah, no PED's involved, we all believe that.... if it was LeBron, Lakerfan would be out in full force calling him a juicer, tbh....

Bron is a juicer though. dude gained so much mass from his HS graduation to his rookie year in the league.

[Baseline]

Please, Bryant... Would you and your mediocre sub-46% career shooting percentage just do us a favor and go away?

[Thread]

Please, Bryant... Would you and your mediocre sub-46% career shooting percentage just do us a favor and go away?

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Bynumite]

WARRIOR

[Bynumite]

Too bad steroids still won't give you a jumpshot, post game, footwork, fundamentals etc. Just ask Griffin, Howard, Lebron and every other monkeyballer around the league.

[whitemamba]

#Cumstainmamba

#saltyKuntBucket

[rayjayjohnson]

#juicehead #faggotrapist

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol media beatup exaggerating his injuries to make him like some demi god, still trying to overcome jordans flu game

[AchillesHeel]

:cry True Warrior :cry

#prayforthebear

[Thebesteva]

JizzCup



Bell Boy

Legend has it, CN dances to "goodbye horses" while wearing a Lebron jersey at night time shortly after he asks his most recent victim to put the lotion on the skin.

[spurraider21]

Too bad steroids still won't give you a jumpshot, post game, footwork, fundamentals etc. Just ask Griffin, Howard, Lebron and every other monkeyballer around the league.

lebron's got as many finals MVP's as your boy, more MVPs, and hasn't coattailed elite bigs to his titles. i think he's doing just fine tbh

[spurraider21]

Legend has it, CN dances to "goodbye horses" while wearing a Lebron jersey at night time shortly after he asks his most recent victim to put the lotion on the skin.

:lmao that was disturbingly specific

[whitemamba]

Legend has it, CN dances to "goodbye horses" while wearing a Lebron jersey at night time shortly after he asks his most recent victim to put the lotion on the skin.

:rollin

[AchillesHeel]

lebron's got as many finals MVP's as your boy, more MVPs, and hasn't coattailed elite bigs to his titles. i think he's doing just fine tbh

This is why Laker fans have been going crazy lately. I think they forgot that the 2013 Finals was basically a funeral for their boy Kirby. No matter the outcome Kirby's legacy gets destroyed, Duncan wins one and the Kirby 5 Duncan 4 is done with, Lebron wins and he has as many alpha rings as Kirby and more MVPs and will pass him in total pts rebs ast stls blks in a matter of years

Timmy might be gay but at least he's a GOAT PF, Kirby will forever be known as 2nd best SG and the 4th best player of his era after Duncan,Shaq,Lebron

[whitemamba]

This is why Laker fans have been going crazy lately. I think they forgot that the 2013 Finals was basically a funeral for their boy Kirby. No matter the outcome Kirby's legacy gets destroyed, Duncan wins one and the Kirby 5 Duncan 4 is done with, Lebron wins and he has as many alpha rings as Kirby and more MVPs and will pass him in total pts rebs ast stls blks in a matter of years

Timmy might be gay but at least he's a GOAT PF, Kirby will forever be known as 2nd best SG and the 4th best player of his era after Duncan,Shaq,Lebron

This will get boiled down soon enough...

[AchillesHeel]

This will get boiled down soon enough...

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5


tired old shit bag Duncan: 4


tee, hee.

[AchillesHeel]

Vanessa: 2.5


Kobe: 2.5


Duncan: 4

[ambchang]

Chasing that scoring record HARD!

One of the hardest working player in NBA history. In fact, no other player in the history of the league worked harder to will his body to full recovery than Kobe Bryant.

[AchillesHeel]

Chasing that scoring record HARD!

One of the hardest working player in NBA history. In fact, no other player in the history of the league worked harder to will his body to full recovery than Kobe Bryant.

This is true. NBA needs more players like Kirby who are willing to do anything to be the best they can be. Kirby established himself as the 2nd GOAT SG and one of the greatest bananas, an achievement only a few will ever match.

Here's the one of the greatest 2nd bananas


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmyHP09Gm7U

[Arnold Toht]

Kobe was already the better player than Shaq by 2002. Shaq: 2, Kobe: 3, Duncan: 3. Period.

[ambchang]

Kobe was already the better player than Shaq by 2002. Shaq: 2, Kobe: 3, Duncan: 3. Period.

Is that why Shaq was better in PER, DWS, OWS, WS (playing 13 less games in the regular season to boot), Usage rate, DRtg, ORtg and TS% in both the regular season and the playoffs, playing on the same team, in 2002.

To top it off, Shaq only had worse WS, DWS, and OWS in the RS than Kobe in 2003 because Shaq played 15 less games in 2003, beating him in every advanced stat by a significant margin in the playoffs.

[Thread]

^Allow me I brought my water to a boil just moments ago:::

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

Shaq tried to run from Kobe. Uh, uh, Kobe hunted Daddy like an animal then sent him to the rocking chair.

Good morning, Amb, you side show lookin' motherfucker, you.

[ambchang]

^Allow me I brought my water to a boil just moments ago:::

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

Shaq tried to run from Kobe. Uh, uh, Kobe hunted Daddy like an animal then sent him to the rocking chair.

Good morning, Amb, you side show lookin' motherfucker, you.


Maybe at your old age, you fail to grasp the concept of time.

But just so you know, Shaq and Kobe split 2004. 2002 happened before that, because the way the calendar was set up, a bigger number means a later date. Since 2004 > 2002, 2004 happened AFTER 2002.

[Thread]

Maybe at your old age, you fail to grasp the concept of time.

But just so you know, Shaq and Kobe split 2004. 2002 happened before that, because the way the calendar was set up, a bigger number means a later date. Since 2004 > 2002, 2004 happened AFTER 2002.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah. Here? It's:::

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

And that's just the way it's gonna be.

[ambchang]

Kobe > Wilt in 1968, even though Kobe wasn't yet born, because::
Kobe: 5

Wilt: 2

And that's just the way it's gonna be.

[elmanutres]

“The surgical procedure was different ... and because of that the recovery has been different,”
Boiled Down::

PED's

[pad300]

“The surgical procedure was different ... and because of that the recovery has been different,”

The surgical procedure was different = The surgical procedure was less understood and tested = Let's see if the extremely fast recovery comes apart again after a month or two of NBA basketball...

[whitemamba]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5


tired old shit bag Duncan: 4


tee, hee.
:lol


Vanessa: 2.5


Kobe: 2.5


Duncan: 4

Duncan: 1 Latin Lover

Kobe: 0

:lol

[Venti Quattro]

http://instagram.com/p/dM9g18xNhO/

Dunno how to embed that but it shows Kobe running on a treadmill. 2.5 months out and he's already running. I think he'll be a go for opening night.

[spurraider21]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah. Here? It's:::

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

And that's just the way it's gonna be.
its a bit easier i guess considering Daddy was in his prime while he was busy carrying sonny boy to 3. shaq's age caught up to him in the coming years to the point where D-Wade actually was Miami's best performer in 06

[Arnold Toht]

Is that why Shaq was better in PER, DWS, OWS, WS (playing 13 less games in the regular season to boot), Usage rate, DRtg, ORtg and TS% in both the regular season and the playoffs, playing on the same team, in 2002.

To top it off, Shaq only had worse WS, DWS, and OWS in the RS than Kobe in 2003 because Shaq played 15 less games in 2003, beating him in every advanced stat by a significant margin in the playoffs.

:lol sup john hollinger, care to watch the games instead of the box score?

[ambchang]

:lol sup john hollinger, care to watch the games instead of the box score?

sup random quote generator, care to have any arguments rather than assume I never watched the games?

[AchillesHeel]

:lol sup john hollinger, care to watch the games instead of the box score?

Shaq's Finals three-peat era

Shaquille O'Neal: Basic Game Log (84th Career Playoff Game to 89th Career Playoff Game)


First
Last
G
GS
MP
FG
FGA
FG%
3P
3PA
3P%
FT
FTA
FT%
ORB
DRB
TRB
AST
STL
BLK
TOV
PF
PTS
GmSc


2000-06-07
2000-06-19
6
6
45.5
16.0
26.2
.611
0.0
0.0

6.0
15.5
.387
5.7
11.0
16.7
2.3
1.0
2.7
2.2
3.3
38.0
30.6



Shaquille O'Neal: Basic Game Log (101st Career Playoff Game to 105th Career Playoff Game)


First
Last
G
GS
MP
FG
FGA
FG%
3P
3PA
3P%
FT
FTA
FT%
ORB
DRB
TRB
AST
STL
BLK
TOV
PF
PTS
GmSc


2001-06-06
2001-06-15
5
5
45.0
12.6
22.0
.573
0.0
0.0

7.8
15.2
.513
6.2
9.6
15.8
4.8
0.4
3.4
4.0
4.0
33.0
27.4



Shaquille O'Neal: Basic Game Log (121st Career Playoff Game to 124th Career Playoff Game)


First
Last
G
GS
MP
FG
FGA
FG%
3P
3PA
3P%
FT
FTA
FT%
ORB
DRB
TRB
AST
STL
BLK
TOV
PF
PTS
GmSc


2002-06-05
2002-06-12
4
4
41.5
12.5
21.0
.595
0.0
0.0

11.3
17.0
.662
3.3
9.0
12.3
3.8
0.5
2.8
3.5
1.8
36.3
30.1

[Arnold Toht]

:lol only looking at Finals stats when you know Shaq faced soft ass eastern conference bigs.. Kobe did all the work in the earlier rounds ewhen it was tougher

[spurraider21]

:lol only looking at Finals stats when you know Shaq faced soft ass eastern conference bigs.. Kobe did all the work in the earlier rounds ewhen it was tougher

shaq was lakers leading PLAYOFF scorer (not just finals, but overall playoffs) in all their 3peat seasons

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol only looking at Finals stats when you know Shaq faced soft ass eastern conference bigs.. Kobe did all the work in the earlier rounds ewhen it was tougher
http://www.databasebasketball.com/players/playerpage.htm?ilkid=oneash01

[Kool Bob Love]

:rollin