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gay abc
07-20-2005, 03:37 PM
We’ll just call him Jack – he has had this “dark cloud” over him for the last six months or so – anyway Jack has been feeling depressed lately and talked to the doctor about it – the doctor gave him a two week free trial sample of a medication – after reading the possible side effects – most are somewhat normal but there is one on there Jack has never heard of before


WHAT THE HELL IS *abnormal ejaculation* ????

:lmao
mouse
07-20-2005, 03:40 PM
when did you first meat him?
ZStomp
07-20-2005, 03:40 PM
That's gay....
gay abc
07-20-2005, 03:44 PM
That's gay....

what's gay?
Zombie Terri Schiavo
07-20-2005, 03:51 PM
Jack has been feeling depressed lately [/B]
:lmao

join the club................
SpursWoman
07-20-2005, 03:53 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS *abnormal ejaculation*





Rainbow Colors? Fruit Flavors? ..... hmmmmmm.....
midgetonadonkey
07-20-2005, 03:55 PM
My he will cum kool-aid or tang.
AlamoSpursFan
07-20-2005, 03:59 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS *abnormal ejaculation* ????


I'm surprised no one went with the obvious...(in this case anyways)

In (or on) a woman?
gay abc
07-20-2005, 03:59 PM
Rainbow Colors? Fruit Flavors? ..... hmmmmmm.....

:lol

maybe - or is jack just going to pull it out and start wacking at work, heb, target, etc. or something like that?

:lol
gay abc
07-20-2005, 04:01 PM
I'm surprised no one went with the obvious...(in this case anyways)

In (or on) a woman?


just cuz i'm gay - doesn't mean jack is

fucking stupid breeders
SpursWoman
07-20-2005, 04:02 PM
:lol

maybe - or is jack just going to pull it out and start wacking at work, heb, target, etc. or something like that?

:lol


Breaks out in song? Cries like a baby? It's accompanied by the sound of music.....?

This is very interesting.....I wouldn't mind doing some research on the subject. :hat
bigzak25
07-20-2005, 04:06 PM
maybe it will just be a gurgle...like a baby spitting up...as long as there are no bloody cum bubbles...your buddy should be in the clear. :tu
Shelly
07-20-2005, 04:11 PM
according to a google search, it's delayed ejaculation.

In other words, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can....
Zombie Terri Schiavo
07-20-2005, 04:12 PM
My he will cum kool-aid or tang.

who the fuck cares? pass that shit this way, I am so fucking thristy....

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/FORUMSUCKS/avatars/zombie.jpg
tlongII
07-20-2005, 04:18 PM
Ejaculations—Surgery and certain BPH medications can cause a man to have abnormal ejaculation, which includes reduced ejaculate volume and retrograde ejaculation—also known as "dry climax." Retrograde ejaculation means that the sperm enters the bladder and is later voided through urination instead of being ejaculated out of the penis during an orgasm. More than half of men who experience abnormal ejaculation are bothered by it.

With surgery, abnormal ejaculation may be permanent. Certain drugs can also cause abnormal ejaculation. However, discontinuing or changing medication can restore normal ejaculation.
Jimcs50
07-20-2005, 04:22 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS *abnormal ejaculation* ????

:lmao

That is ejaculation into something other than a pussy, a female's mouth or Kleenex.


:)
Shelly
07-20-2005, 04:22 PM
That is ejaculation into something other than a pussy, a female's mouth or Kleenex.


:)

Well!

There ya go!
mouse
07-20-2005, 04:23 PM
I will pay Duff's 700 dollar tab if you promise never to say that again :lmao
gay abc
07-20-2005, 04:24 PM
according to a google search, it's delayed ejaculation.

In other words, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can....

:lol

i was scared to google it here at work - no telling what porn sites would pop up :lol
Sportcamper
07-20-2005, 04:25 PM
What is the “Med” Jack is taking?

It is a little known fact that Doctors also prescribe Meds like “Zoloft” to treat men with premature ejaculation...

Some antidepressants cause a man to “last longer” which is a welcomed side effect to women...Its a 2fer...The guy is no longer a crab-azz & he is better in bed... :lol
SpursWoman
07-20-2005, 04:27 PM
Some antidepressants cause a man to “last longer” which is a welcomed side effect to women...Its a 2fer...The guy is no longer a crab-azz & he is better in bed... :lol



And then the woman takes it and doesn't end up wanting any, anyway....so it won't matter if he's a crab-azz... :lol
gay abc
07-20-2005, 04:27 PM
That is ejaculation into something other than a pussy, a female's mouth or Kleenex.


:)


:lol

i said his name was jack - NOT JIM
Sportcamper
07-20-2005, 04:29 PM
I was not aware of the female side effects...Dang! Life is just not fair...
desflood
07-20-2005, 04:30 PM
I will pay Duff's 700 dollar tab if you promise never to say that again :lmao
I second that and will throw in and extra 10. :lol
gay abc
07-20-2005, 04:30 PM
What is the “Med” Jack is taking?

i think it was called effexor xr
Sportcamper
07-20-2005, 04:40 PM
I looked it up...

Effexor xr is one of the newer SSRI Meds... (Influencing the serotonin and nor epinephrine chemicals in the brain) they claim that Effexor XR is not addictive....(It has a similar Side Effect /warning condition as Zoloft... )

It sounds to me that this is an easy drug to stop using it Jack does not want to keep using it...Some of the older Meds like Prozac stayed in your system & took a gradual withdrawal process...

I think Jack will be fine... :lol
SpursWoman
07-20-2005, 04:41 PM
I looked it up...

Effexor xr is one of the newer SSRI Meds... (Influencing the serotonin and nor epinephrine chemicals in the brain) they claim that Effexor XR is not addictive....(It has a similar Side Effect /warning condition as Zoloft... )

It sounds to me that this is an easy drug to stop using it Jack does not want to keep using it...Some of the older Meds like Prozac stayed in your system & took a gradual withdrawal process...

I think Jack will be fine... :lol

You mean it's easy to get Jack off of it?
Sportcamper
07-20-2005, 04:44 PM
You are a hottie SW!
:lol :rollin :lol
SpursWoman
07-20-2005, 04:47 PM
:makeout :lol
2Blonde
07-20-2005, 05:31 PM
The newer SSRIs are supposed to have fewer of the sexual side effects than the older ones like Prozac, but they still have to list them all on in the literature. Everyone's body chemistry is different and there are so many different SSRIs out there now that if one doesn't work there are still a couple of dozen more to try. You should give each one a month to 6 weeks trial if possible to get the maximum benefits. Usually your docotr can find the right fit in a couple of tries or by just adjusting the dosage up or down.
SW is right about the sexual side effects for women being much more of a downer. It takes a lot more trial and error to find the right medication for us that doesn't also take away either our desire or our ability to climax. It's kind of difficult to explain how an antidepressant can help elevate your mood but not put you in the mood for sex nor be able to climax when you do have it. A real conundrum. So tell Jack to shut up and count his blessings that he a guy.

...2Blonde
Deadbeat Dad
07-20-2005, 05:33 PM
where is that lady that talks about sex and dildos when you need her?
SpursWoman
07-20-2005, 05:33 PM
Me? :lol
tlongII
07-20-2005, 05:46 PM
As a member of the Church of Scientology I recommend that you cease taking all of these medications. They are a scam.
King
07-20-2005, 06:02 PM
Anything that takes longer than three minutes is abnormal ejaculation.
Mr. Dictionary
07-20-2005, 06:17 PM
What Are Ejaculation Disorders?

There are different types of ejaculation disorders, including:

Premature ejaculation -- This refers to ejaculation that occurs before or soon after penetration.
Inhibited or retarded ejaculation -- This is when ejaculation is slow to occur.
Retrograde ejaculation -- This occurs when, at orgasm, the ejaculate is forced back into the bladder rather than through the urethra and out the end of the penis.

In some cases, premature and inhibited ejaculation are caused by psychological factors, including a strict religious background that causes the person to view sex as sinful, a lack of attraction for a partner and past traumatic events. Premature ejaculation, the most common form of sexual dysfunction in men, often is due to nervousness over how well he will perform during sex. Certain drugs, including some anti-depressants, may affect ejaculation, as can nerve damage to the spinal cord or back.

Retrograde ejaculation is common in males with diabetes who suffer from diabetic neuropathy (nerve damage). This is due to problems with the nerves in the bladder and the bladder neck that allow the ejaculate to flow backward. In other men, retrograde ejaculation occurs after operations on the bladder neck or prostate, or after certain abdominal operations. In addition, certain medications, particularly those used to treat mood disorders, may cause problems with ejaculation.
2Blonde
07-20-2005, 06:28 PM
Anything that takes longer than three minutes is abnormal ejaculation.
Your poor wife...or girlfriend...or hand...or whatever orifice.... :lmao

...2Blonde
gay abc
07-21-2005, 10:39 AM
So tell Jack to shut up and count his blessings that he a guy.

what did jack say to constitute this? :rolleyes

jack has other health issues and is on some sort of chemo type theropy which one of the side effects is depression - he had just never heard of abnormal ejaculation before - actually we both laughed when we read it - it just sounded funny

oh and jack says thanks for all the great information :spin
Useruser666
07-21-2005, 10:42 AM
But how does Jill feel about this?
gay abc
07-21-2005, 10:46 AM
But how does Jill feel about this?

she fell down a hill last august - broke her neck and is dead
CavsSuperFan
07-21-2005, 10:53 AM
What exactly is that Lakers Guy doing?

Is that some kind of Nair for Men he is rubbing on himself? I’ll bet it burns something awful...
SpursWoman
07-21-2005, 10:54 AM
she fell down a hill last august - broke her neck and is dead


I did that in May, I know how she feels. :fro
gay abc
07-21-2005, 11:04 AM
What exactly is that Lakers Guy doing?

Is that some kind of Nair for Men he is rubbing on himself? I’ll bet it burns something awful...


lakers guy??? :wtf

have you ever heard of moisturizing? bet your ass is all dry and cracked :lol
2Blonde
07-21-2005, 12:23 PM
So tell Jack to shut up and count his blessings that he a guy.

what did jack say to constitute this?

I was just joking about the shut up part. Didn't mean to upset anyone. Sorry.


jack has other health issues and is on some sort of chemo type theropy which one of the side effects is depression - he had just never heard of abnormal ejaculation before - actually we both laughed when we read it - it just sounded funny

oh and jack says thanks for all the great information :spin
I understand, I have lupus and Rheumatoid Arthritis and have been on chemo since 1998. And you are right, it and some of the other meds like steriods can cause depression and mood disorders. I hope your friend finds relief. Wish him luck for me.

...2Blonde