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Koolaid_Man
08-09-2013, 08:39 AM
Burned....
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/08/dwight-howard-twitter-burn/

Michael Jordan.
08-09-2013, 08:44 AM
#Salty

resistanze
08-09-2013, 09:07 AM
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08-09-2013, 09:09 AM
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Not really a shot since none of them are holding him hostage for half like Vanessa.

Bill_Brasky
08-09-2013, 09:10 AM
:lol begging

resistanze
08-09-2013, 09:27 AM
Not really a shot since none of them are holding him hostage for half like Vanessa.

He tried to get at some random bitch on twitter and got roasted. The Lakers being bitter and sucking ass doesn't change that. :lol

Venti Quattro
08-09-2013, 09:31 AM
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Katherine Robinson
08-09-2013, 09:35 AM
That is quite a strong retort for Dwight's insult.

Juggity
08-09-2013, 09:39 AM
If Dwight had spelled his tweet correctly, it would have been much a more effective insult

irishock
08-09-2013, 09:40 AM
^ and take away the "lol." part.

Vash StampedE
08-09-2013, 10:48 AM
Just when I thought whitemamba was the remaining Lakers fan here still salty of Dwight slapping LA's face...

Suspect
08-09-2013, 01:34 PM
I dont really see how she won that

TDMVPDPOY
08-09-2013, 01:44 PM
didnt get what d12 was saying "ion" ?? wtf does he mean? fkn go back to school clown

Spursfan092120
08-09-2013, 01:54 PM
:lmao

Spur-Addict
08-09-2013, 01:58 PM
The response Dwight gave is better. Having to go to mother jokes is a massive sign of weakness.

UZER
08-09-2013, 02:07 PM
didnt get what d12 was saying "ion" ?? wtf does he mean? fkn go back to school clown

"ion" is short for "I don't".

It's twitter slang due to the short number of characters allowed. Man, I swear Idiocracy is looking more and more accurate as we move along.

And he didn't get blasted. Her comeback was stupid. She's basically agreeing she's ugly.

Buddy Mignon
08-09-2013, 02:21 PM
"ion" is short for "I don't".

It's twitter slang due to the short number of characters allowed. Man, I swear Idiocracy is looking more and more accurate as we move along.

And he didn't get blasted. Her comeback was stupid. She's basically agreeing she's ugly.

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Bynumite
08-09-2013, 02:24 PM
Dwight has no room to talk about facial aesthetics tbh, he's making millions and he's banging and impregnating all kinds of hood rats.

The girl he tweeted looks like she could easily be one of Dwight's baby mommas tbh.

Samuel Eto'o
08-09-2013, 02:30 PM
And he didn't get blasted. Her comeback was stupid. She's basically agreeing she's ugly.

How? She is saying she is married and does indeed have a ring, unlike all of Dwight baby mamas (I think theres like 6) who will never be getting one from him. Doesn't that make sense to you, or is your brain that dumb that you can't even get that?

Suspect
08-09-2013, 02:34 PM
so she's saying she's pretty unlike dwights baby mommas?

resistanze
08-09-2013, 04:21 PM
so she's saying she's pretty unlike dwights baby mommas?Are you niggas illiterate?

Suspect
08-09-2013, 05:23 PM
Dwight said with a face like hers she isnt getting a ring (implying shes ugly)

She said she has one unlike dwights baby mommas. Can you niggas comprehend? How is that a diss towards dwight or his baby mommas who are getting money regardless?

DMC
08-09-2013, 05:32 PM
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Katherine Robinson
08-09-2013, 05:46 PM
Dwight said with a face like hers she isnt getting a ring (implying shes ugly)

She said she has one unlike dwights baby mommas. Can you niggas comprehend? How is that a diss towards dwight or his baby mommas who are getting money regardless?

She is drawing a moral contrast between herself and the women Dwight Howard impregnated. Dwight has tries to appear a morally good person and pointing out his list of "baby mommas" makes it ironic.

She is essentially saying that even though she may not be attractive, she has some moral standards and the same cannot be said about Dwight creating 8 children whom will grow up without a father.

Suspect
08-09-2013, 05:53 PM
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Katherine Robinson
08-09-2013, 05:59 PM
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Perhaps to one whom has no understanding of irony.

gaKNOW!blee
08-09-2013, 06:03 PM
damn Suspect you salty already and he hasn't played a game for you yet

Rogue
08-09-2013, 06:13 PM
Dwight said with a face like hers she isnt getting a ring (implying shes ugly)

She said she has one unlike dwights baby mommas. Can you niggas comprehend? How is that a diss towards dwight or his baby mommas who are getting money regardless?

With such a brain level and a huge ego, DH ain't gonna get a ring himself either, though.

Suspect
08-09-2013, 06:39 PM
damn Suspect you salty already and he hasn't played a game for you yet
I dont even like Dwight and im a bulls fan

Richard Simmons
08-09-2013, 06:44 PM
i thought her comeback was pretty good. i woulda laughed

Suspect
08-09-2013, 06:48 PM
Perhaps to one whom has no understanding of irony.
who*

RD2191
08-09-2013, 07:45 PM
:lmao

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Katherine Robinson
08-09-2013, 08:13 PM
who*

Your uneducated reply leaves me unsurprised. Perhaps you're what this forum refers to as "salty"?

whitemamba
08-09-2013, 09:21 PM
:lmao tbh

Kool Bob Love
08-09-2013, 09:27 PM
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Kool Bob Love
08-09-2013, 09:28 PM
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Kool Bob Love
08-09-2013, 09:29 PM
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Leon Black
08-09-2013, 09:36 PM
Am I the only one that thinks Dwight actually owned that bitch?

Suspect
08-09-2013, 10:16 PM
Your uneducated reply leaves me unsurprised. Perhaps you're what this forum refers to as "salty"?
calls me uneducated after I fix your grammar

seems right

wait you're a laker fan, of course you're defending her lol

Venti Quattro
08-09-2013, 10:46 PM
All boiled down

Bitch @uHateBre - 1
Dwight - 0

Tee, hee

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08-09-2013, 10:57 PM
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Katherine Robinson
08-09-2013, 11:01 PM
calls me uneducated after I fix your grammar

seems right

wait you're a laker fan, of course you're defending her lol

You should not attempt to fix something which is not broken, never mind you not having the ability when the need arises. Although believing that I am a Laker fan and using it as a reason to mitigate the weight of my words is coming back to the subject of irony. That irony being you are a fan of the Houston Rockets and by your logic you've nary room.

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08-09-2013, 11:14 PM
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Samuel Eto'o
08-09-2013, 11:27 PM
Dwight said with a face like hers she isnt getting a ring (implying shes ugly)

She said she has one unlike dwights baby mommas. Can you niggas comprehend? How is that a diss towards dwight or his baby mommas who are getting money regardless?

You're a fucking retard.

HarlemHeat37
08-10-2013, 01:40 AM
You're a fucking retard.

:lmao, tbh..

How's everything, Fishy?..

resistanze
08-10-2013, 02:12 AM
You're a fucking retard.

Like seriously, what the fuck?

Howard's joke was she's ugly so she won't get married. That joke becomes automatically moot when she said she's actually married. Considering Howard's whole joke hinged on her being married, she knocked him the fuck out when she pointed out the hoes Howard has impregnated (and is obviously supporting, you're a fucking retard if you think otherwise).

I mean how the fuck is this rocket science?

AchillesHeel
08-10-2013, 02:40 AM
Like seriously, what the fuck?

Howard's joke was she's ugly so she won't get married. That joke becomes automatically moot when she said she's actually married. Considering Howard's whole joke hinged on her being married, she knocked him the fuck out when she pointed out the hoes Howard has impregnated (and is obviously supporting, you're a fucking retard if you think otherwise).

I mean how the fuck is this rocket science?

Wow, you had to spell it out for them like 3 times.

ST is full of dumb niggas.

Suspect
08-10-2013, 08:18 AM
pot calling kettle black

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08-10-2013, 08:24 AM
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Captivus
08-10-2013, 08:34 AM
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Arnold Toht
08-10-2013, 08:42 AM
Your uneducated reply leaves me unsurprised. Perhaps you're what this forum refers to as "salty"?

He was right :lol

Suspect
08-10-2013, 09:10 AM
He was right :lol
:rollin

Bill_Brasky
08-10-2013, 09:20 AM
pot calling kettle black

No. You needed a very simple joke spelled out for you multiple times because you either didnt get it or are salty about it...you are the dumbass in this thread.

Suspect
08-10-2013, 09:32 AM
naw, yall are just reaching

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Am I the only one that thinks Dwight actually owned that bitch?


Not really a shot since none of them are holding him hostage for half like Vanessa.


The response Dwight gave is better. Having to go to mother jokes is a massive sign of weakness.

edit: salty is one overused ass word from like 10 years ago, let it go and just say mad.

resistanze
08-10-2013, 10:06 AM
naw, yall are just reaching

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edit: salty is one overused ass word from like 10 years ago, let it go and just say mad.

naw, yall are just reaching

but
:lol Quoting Tacker and someone who incorrectly thought she was making a mom joke as your support.

God damn, if being a white-poster-pretending-to-be-black didn't put you in the bottom 10% of ST, your amazing grasp of the English language definitely does it.

Suspect
08-10-2013, 03:12 PM
yeah im white

m>s
08-10-2013, 05:26 PM
yeah im white
Is white the same color in your dictionary as the viscuous liquid spurted out of the top of your dick?