Saturday Pre-season game thread

[Michael Jordan.]

Some interesting games today

Cardinals/Cowboys - 3:30

Titans/Bengals 6:00

Jets/Jaguars comedy hour at 6:30

Texans/Dolphins - 7:00

Packers/Rams - 7:00

Broncos/Seahawks - 9:00

[Bill_Brasky]

We're gonna be so Dallas this year.

[RGMCSE]

Some interesting games today

Cardinals/Cowboys - 3:30

Titans/Bengals 6:00

Jets/Jaguars comedy hour at 6:30

Texans/Dolphins - 7:00

Packers/Rams - 7:00

Broncos/Seahawks - 9:00


Lol, you fuckers are relentless. Fuck it, it's football season. Cant wait for tonight's comedy hour.

[benefactor]

Dallas game could easily be comedy hour as well.

All the starters are playing for Houston tonight...probably for a quarter. Need some clarity on the third WR and OLB positions. Ready to see that beastly starting DLine in action too. This will be Cushing's first real game action since his injury.

[krispinwah]

lol Cowboys
lol Romo
lol lol

[benefactor]

Is this male announcer's first name really Babe? :lol

[benefactor]

Excellent catch

[benefactor]

Some awful play calling in that first series.

[krispinwah]

:lmao

[Chief Brody]

lol turnover already

[benefactor]

lol Cowboys...already.

[Chief Brody]

Is Ron Wolfley chewing tobacco in the booth? Brutal voice

[krispinwah]

Is this male announcer's first name really Babe? :lol
Yes. Only the finest products for Cowboys games.

[Chief Brody]

Mendenladen is such crap

[benefactor]

That field looks about 14 weeks into the season.

[benefactor]

Yes. Only the finest products for Cowboys games.
I can't really give them too much shit. Spencer Tillman calls Houston games and is one of the worst announcers in sports history.

[benefactor]

lol Romo

[krispinwah]

I don't know what looks worse, the field or the Cowboys

[benefactor]

Dez Bryant is a fucking moron. Why did he say anything to Romo? The guy the play was ran for was wide open. He was the second read.

[benefactor]

Fitz...what a shame. Wasting away the best years of his life.

[boobie4three]

Fitz...what a shame. Wasting away the best years of his life.

Palmer seems to be delivering the ball to him nicely,...on this drive anyway.

[benefactor]

Oh I'm sure he'll still put up the stats, but that team isn't winning anything and he turns 30 at the end of this month. At some point you gotta get tired of losing.

[benefactor]

Now both QB's have horrible throws that end possessions.

[boobie4three]

Now both QB's have horrible throws that end possessions.
Yeah, Palmer might have panicked on that one.

[benefactor]

Listen to all those Mexicans cheer. DoK wasn't lying about those Arizona residents.

[krispinwah]

lol that's a fumble.
lol Cowboys

[Chief Brody]

fumble

[Chief Brody]

Did the Cards announcer just say Arians was "wearing the kegel hat?"

[benefactor]

Yup...looks like it was out while he was in the air.

[krispinwah]

Crofl Palmer. this game is amazing

[benefactor]

This game blows. Think I'll go run some errands.

[Darth_Pelican]

Oh I'm sure he'll still put up the stats, but that team isn't winning anything and he turns 30 at the end of this month. At some point you gotta get tired of losing.

He did get to play in a Super Bowl and he put up monster stats, so I'm happy that he did get that one special season. If it weren't for Santonio Holmes' catch, Fitz had a good chance of being named SB MVP.

[Chief Brody]

:lmaothat would've been epic had that fumble gone out of bounds

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol you could tell he was embarassed for not being able to scoop and score

[boobie4three]

Guess there's no secret why KC let Orton go.

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol mathieu getting abused by dwayne harris

[Chief Brody]

Dallas scored!

[krispinwah]

lol mathieu getting abused by dwayne harris
yeah but he had that nickname in college and everyone said it and it was supposed to be funny because of that youtube video and other things! doesn't that mean anything now? :cry

[td4mvp2k]

Boys D been great! Shood win nfc east if oline plays betta dis yr

[boobie4three]

That personal foul call right there shows why the NFL is not long for this world.

[Darth_Pelican]

Jags-Jets about to kick off

[benefactor]

I could have picked off that throw.

[Holden_Caulfield]

blaine gabbert about to dominate motherfuckers lol

[benefactor]

Jets making it look easy.

[boobie4three]

Jet fans are talking Super Bowl after that TD.

[Darth_Pelican]

Jags making Sanchez look like Joe Montana

[Holden_Caulfield]

Jags making Sanchez look like Joe Montana
so much for that improved jags secondary lol. embarassing.

[boobie4three]

so much for that improved jags secondary lol. embarassing.
Now I remember why we didn't make a strong push to keep Gus Bradley. He had our secondary out of position and let Matt Ryan pick us apart on their final drive to win last years playoff game.

[benefactor]

:lol these defenses

[Darth_Pelican]

nice drive

[boobie4three]

Good grab by Reisner. That was a rocket.

[benefactor]

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[benefactor]

:lol these defenses

[Chief Brody]

A Sanchez-Gabbert duel...who saw that shit coming?

[benefactor]

Alright...time to listen to Tillman talk to me about football like I'm 12yrs old.

[Darth_Pelican]

This must be eating up Geno Smith inside

[Chief Brody]

Gabbert almost resembles an NFL QB:wow

[benefactor]

lol Schaub...right to the defender.

[Chief Brody]

blaine gabbert about to dominate motherfuckers lol

Spoken in jest, but still prophetic:lol

[Darth_Pelican]

More points in the 1st Quarter than the entire Cowboys-Cards game

[benefactor]

DLine already dominating.

[td4mvp2k]

Wtf r da sh*tans doin on my tv... Brb gotta get on da net bout dat sh*t!

[benefactor]

Cushing was greatly missed.

[Chief Brody]

Dear God this officiating crew sucks...why are they so obviously favoring the Jets in a goddamn preseason game? Tryna sneak one in under the bookies when they think no one's watching?

[Spur-Addict]

Locker is garbage

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol Sanchez

[benefactor]

Try #3 for the Texans offense. Very mixed results so far.

[boobie4three]

Sanchez in mid-season form.

[benefactor]

Nice catch by Jean. Time for him to live up to the hype.

TD Owen Daniels.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Spoken in jest, but still prophetic:lol
bro i was serious though lol

[benefactor]

Great play by Keenum. Wish he could grow another three inches.

[benefactor]

Potential head injury for Hopkins. :(

[RGMCSE]

bro i was serious though lol

I'm shocked. I don't know what to think. I heard that the new coaching staff would move gabbert around more and also use a no huddle offense at times. But damn, that was kind of fun to watch. It looked like Gabbert from the mizzou days. It's too bad Henne looked like he's regressed at the same time if that's even possible. Let's see if Gabbert can put two good showings together. The offense looks like it has potential.

[boobie4three]

Hawks tearing the Broncos a new one, 24 to 7 midway through the second qtr.

[Chief Brody]

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, nobody's winning in Seattle this year (again).

[RGMCSE]

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, nobody's winning in Seattle this year (again).


That fucking crowd noise! for a freaking pre season game??? SHIIIIIIT

[Holden_Caulfield]

I'm shocked. I don't know what to think. I heard that the new coaching staff would move gabbert around more and also use a no huddle offense at times. But damn, that was kind of fun to watch. It looked like Gabbert from the mizzou days. It's too bad Henne looked like he's regressed at the same time if that's even possible. Let's see if Gabbert can put two good showings together. The offense looks like it has potential.
he proved this last year, he was really good in no huddle and two minute drills. an offense that finally suits his talent. im excited. all the haters gonna eat shit on this board lol

[RGMCSE]

he proved this last year, he was really good in no huddle and two minute drills. an offense that finally suits his talent. im excited. all the haters gonna eat shit on this board lol


It would be nice if Blaine finally turned a corner. He's got weapons now and an O-line that isn't made out of toilet paper. He had a really nice showing last night and really made all the throws even under pressure. Not to mention he did it without 3 legit starters, Cecil Shorts III, Marcedes Lewis and Luke Joelkel. I cant wait for the opener and see what this offense can do with the full playbook. My buddy went to one of the training camp practices and said that the Jags ran trick play after trick play. Well see if this is gonna be part of their identity. Defenses wont be able to load the box to stop MJD or Blitz the QB constantly anymore.