America Love Texas

[boutons_deux]

A Poll Asked America Which States Were The Drunkest, The Hottest And Which Had The Silliest Accentshttp://www.businessinsider.com/poll-how-americans-feel-about-the-states-2013-8

[George Gervin's Afro]

It is pretty embarassing telling people from other places that I am from Texas. They automatically think I'm low information voter.

[The Reckoning]

Texas really needs to have a new interpretive campaign. there are so many false stereotypes about Texans around the world, particularly our accents and the landscape.

[George Gervin's Afro]

Texas really needs to have a new interpretive campaign. there are so many false stereotypes about Texans around the world, particularly our accents and the landscape.

rick perry

[boutons_deux]

"the landscape."

... one the worst aspects of TX.

east and n/e TX have some life and interest, but the rest is mostly semi-desert, flat, barren, waterless, no trees or runt trees, brush, featureless.

[The Reckoning]

"the landscape."

... one the worst aspects of TX.

east and n/e TX have some life and interest, but the rest is mostly semi-desert, flat, barren, waterless, no trees or runt trees, brush, featureless.



boutons, i'm one of your biggest fans from an entertainment perspective, but you went full retard here. only 10% of TX is considered desert, and there are enough streams and rivers to circumnavigate the globe three times - without taking into account the edwards aquifer.

as for featureless....lol


big bend is one of the most beautiful national parks in the US, yet it is the least visited. it's asshats like you who've never been to those places who spread stereotypes that simply aren't true, and that hampers tourism and affects you in the long run.

guadalupe mtn range, the Hill Country (enchanted rock, hamilton pool, barton springs, etc etc), the gulf coast. so much shit you can't even wrap your head around it. clearly you've never been out of your mom's basement.

[The Reckoning]

guess where #27 on this list is?

http://www.studentbeans.com/worldweirdweb/a/wins/40-places-you-wont-believe-exist-on-planet-earth4820.html

Places you wont believe exist on planet earth

http://static2.beanscdn.co.uk/modules/ems-v2/article/images/Screenshot_32.png.png?

[Sportcamper]

Which state is the Craziest? California…:lol

The few times I have traveled to the South & local folks find out that I am from California…They generally ask
“Say something weird, come on say something weird”…

[boutons_deux]

boutons, i'm one of your biggest fans from an entertainment perspective, but you went full retard here. only 10% of TX is considered desert, and there are enough streams and rivers to circumnavigate the globe three times - without taking into account the edwards aquifer.

as for featureless....lol


big bend is one of the most beautiful national parks in the US, yet it is the least visited. it's asshats like you who've never been to those places who spread stereotypes that simply aren't true, and that hampers tourism and affects you in the long run.

guadalupe mtn range, the Hill Country (enchanted rock, hamilton pool, barton springs, etc etc), the gulf coast. so much shit you can't even wrap your head around it. clearly you've never been out of your mom's basement.

TX is mostly semi-desert, even only officially 10% desert, and mostly featureless, flat.

[The Reckoning]

TX is mostly semi-desert, even only officially 10% desert, and mostly featureless, flat.


you're backtracking.

it's semi-arid and subtropical. you can grow grapes in Texas.

it's only featureless in south oklahoma (dallas) and the panhandle area.

just because your house looks like shit doesn't mean it's an ugly neighborhood.

[elbamba]

I really care about what people from other states think until I realize that my networth is probably 5 times theirs thanks to living in the great State of Texas. I have lived in 6 different states and when it comes to quality of life and cost of living, its not even close. I will take Texas every day.

[symple19]

I don't know about men, but to say Alabama has the ugliest women is batshit crazy. The deep south in general is 10000000000000000 x's better than anywhere except California. Yeah, there are probably more fatties, but the hotness level of the rest more than makes up for it

[TeyshaBlue]

lol boutons rage.

[TeyshaBlue]

The caprock is one of my favorite places in Texas....and I've been all over the state. Big Bend/Davis Mtns rank right up there too.

[TeyshaBlue]

:cry But it's a desert! :cry

:lmao:lmao

[cantthinkofanything]

TX is mostly semi-desert, even only officially 10% desert, and mostly featureless, flat.

sounds like your mom

[TeyshaBlue]

you're backtracking.

it's semi-arid and subtropical. you can grow grapes in Texas.



it's only featureless in south oklahoma (dallas) and the panhandle area.


just because your house looks like shit doesn't mean it's an ugly neighborhood.

Palo Duro Canyon says hi!

[The Reckoning]

Palo Duro Canyon says hi!


i was thinking more permian basin when i typed that

[baseline bum]

big bend is one of the most beautiful national parks in the US, yet it is the least visited. it's asshats like you who've never been to those places who spread stereotypes that simply aren't true, and that hampers tourism and affects you in the long run.

:tu

Big Bend has some amazing hiking and a couple of great drives. The South Rim is particularly amazing.

[AntiChrist]

Tonto agree. Tonto also love Texas.
http://www.ranger.riverviewparkdsm.com/tjay1.jpg




Fire bad.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ryxpX7aszNA/SpLvdJofYDI/AAAAAAAAAPA/jwjuTDDF0wk/s320/The+Monster.jpg

[TeyshaBlue]

Ok...lol. Outside of Big Spring State Park, or the Dennis the Menace playground in Midland, ain't much to look at out there.:lol

[DMC]

It is pretty embarassing telling people from other places that I am from Texas. They automatically think I'm low information voter.

If they read your posts here they'd confirm their suspicions.

[TeyshaBlue]

It is pretty embarassing telling people from other places that I am from Texas. They automatically think I'm low information voter.

Do they now? I don't seem to have this problem.

[Jacob1983]

The landscape/terrain of North Texas is boring as Hell. Flat plains and prairies and shitty roads. I wouldn't be surprised if North Texas was the least visited area of Texas by tourists.

[George Gervin's Afro]

If they read your posts here they'd confirm their suspicions.

lol... great come back.. original as well.

[George Gervin's Afro]

Do they now? I don't seem to have this problem.

As I have gotten to know people better I get a question or two as to why we , the state, do or say certain things. I always answer Rick Perry.. Gov Oops is their leader

[boutons_deux]

I always answer Rick Perry.

Can't separate RickyBobby and all the other VRWC-sucking, Bible-thumping, tea bagging Repugs elected repeatedly from the assholes who elect them.

[boutons_deux]

Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst calls 911 to pressure police to release jailed relative

Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst (R) reportedly called 911 when a relative was in jail and tried to use his influence to convince officials to release her. According to CBS Dallas-Ft. Worth, Dewhurst made the call on August 3, four hours after his niece was arrested for shoplifting at an Allen, TX Kroger grocery store.

“This is David Dewhurst, the Lieutenant Governor of the State of Texas, and I want to talk to your senior officer who is there at your department right now,” Dewhurst said at the beginning of the call.

When the Republican got a police sergeant on the phone, he proceeded to insist that his niece, Ellen Bevers, is “the sweetest person in the world,” and that she should be released as quickly as possible.

“What I would like to do is if you would explain to me, sergeant, what I would need to do to arrange for getting her out of jail this evening,” he said. “You can proceed with whatever you think is proper.”

Allen police say they handled the case just as they would any other case of a relative calling about an inmate. The sergeant on duty explained that Bevers was charged with a Class B misdemeanor and would be transferred to the Collin County Sheriff’s Office for arraignment.

Dewhurst asked for the county judge’s phone number, but the officer would not give it to him.

“What do I need to do to not circumvent anything, follow the law, because this is ridiculous,” Dewhurst insisted.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/08/22/texas-lt-gov-david-dewhurst-calls-911-to-pressure-police-to-release-jailed-relative/

[johnsmith]

I've lived in two countries and 13 different states. All of them have nice things about them and all of them have shitty things about them. Nothing particularly wrong with Texas in my opinion, but nothing great either. One problem though is that it's full of Texans.

However, I will take Texas any day of the week compared to Minnesota, Ohio, North Dakota. Those three were the worst places I've lived (in no particular order).

My two favorites are easily Colorado and Idaho. I'd be hard pressed to have to pick between those two.

[TeyshaBlue]

As I have gotten to know people better I get a question or two as to why we , the state, do or say certain things. I always answer Rick Perry.. Gov Oops is their leader

:lol Good answer!

[TeyshaBlue]

Can't separate RickyBobby and all the other VRWC-sucking, Bible-thumping, tea bagging Repugs elected repeatedly from the assholes who elect them.

Sure you could if you were capable of anything approaching critical thinking.

But, your RSS feed handles that for you.

[boutons_deux]

Sure you could if you were capable of anything approaching critical thinking.

But, your RSS feed handles that for you.

TB :lol

How do you separate them, TB :lol ? and no fair using your hated RSS.

[TeyshaBlue]

It's simple, really. I meet thousands of quality people every day. Some of them vote Republican. Yet, they don't possess any of the idiotic mannerisms you continue to manufacture ergo, I can't simply lump them into a group and stop thinking.

Your absurd broad brush generalizations preclude any kind of critical thought.

lol lazy coward.

[TeyshaBlue]

:cry Thinking is hard!:cry

[TeyshaBlue]

and no fair using your hated RSS.

lol...that's your gig. I think for myself.

[TeyshaBlue]

It's hilarious to see you double down in a thread where you've been bitch slapped repeatedly tho.

The only thing that keeps you off ignore is, like WC, the inadvertent humor you bring to a thread.

[boutons_deux]

TB :lol

you fucking coward, all you do in this forum, while trying hopelessly to find your dick, is nip at the ankles of The Great Boutons.

[TeyshaBlue]

There is no Great Boutons, Charlie Brown.

lol delusional coward

[TeyshaBlue]

But I'll take doing nothing over cut and pasting vapid, moonbat blogs.:lmao:lmao

[CosmicCowboy]

I really care about what people from other states think until I realize that my networth is probably 5 times theirs thanks to living in the great State of Texas. I have lived in 6 different states and when it comes to quality of life and cost of living, its not even close. I will take Texas every day.

X2

I could care less what other people in other states think about Texas,

[johnsmith]

X2

I could care less,

So if you "could care less", you're saying that you actually have a level of caring?

It's, "I couldn't".

I hate when people say that wrong.

[CosmicCowboy]

I could care less :lol

[pgardn]

"the landscape."

... one the worst aspects of TX.

east and n/e TX have some life and interest, but the rest is mostly semi-desert, flat, barren, waterless, no trees or runt trees, brush, featureless.



I can see someone has never been kayak fishing in Laguna Madre...
Longest stretch of protected pristine water anywhere in the US.

It is absolutely beautiful.

[Jacob1983]

North Texas has nothing to look at except flat land and some trees. No mountains, hills, forests, or shoreline.

[boutons_deux]

...

[CosmicCowboy]

I can see someone has never been kayak fishing in Laguna Madre...
Longest stretch of protected pristine water anywhere in the US.

It is absolutely beautiful.

No shit. Love my yaks.

[boutons_deux]

cherry picking! :lol

[The Reckoning]

boutons just hang up your hat and call it a day. your shit got pushed in this round. abandon the thread and try something else.

[boutons_deux]

my shit is where I put it.

TX is mostly one ugly, semi-desert, featureless wasteland

Drive SA to Port Aransas, zilch

drive SA to Brownsville, zilch

drive SA to Laredo, zilch

drive SA to midland-odessa, zilch

the panhandle is a moonscape

the coast from Brownsville to Sabine Pass, featureless, way too hot, sticky, course sand, and ugly brown surf that's way too warm to be refreshing most months.

the TX western half is zilch

Hill Country? stunted runt oaks, cedar, juniper, caleche, with a handful of Cypress along the "rivers" that non-Texans would call creeks.

Forests with TALL trees? only in East TX

natural lakes (there's only one and that's arguable)?

wanna see some mountains? gotta drive for a day, 400+ miles from SA to Big Bend

[TeyshaBlue]

"my shit is where I put it."

Yeah. In threads.
lol simpleton

[boutons_deux]

"my shit is where I put it."

Yeah. In threads.
lol simpleton

TB :lol Coward, with NOTHING to say, just nipping at The Great Boutons' ankles.

[TeyshaBlue]

There is no Great Boutons, Charlie Brown.

lol delusional coward


lol simpleton

[TeyshaBlue]

lol moonscape

http://www.palodurocanyon.com/images/hoodoo3.jpg

[pgardn]

No shit. Love my yaks.

The Llano is a beautiful river to kayak. Big beautiful Limestone cliffs on both sides. Cool spring water. All kinds of fish.

The OP has never actually exited a highway it appears.