Phrases that annoy you

[Michael Jordan.]

1. Turnup
2. #Workflow or any word with flow on the end
3. Ratchet

[AntiChrist]

"at the end of the day"


Mostly, I'm annoyed by people that mispronounce words, e.g. supposeBly

[clambake]

"i'm giving 110%"

[Blake]

"i axed him a question"

[mingus]

cookie crumbles
let the chips fall where they may

Its hilarious when people confuse two phrases

heard someone say "let the chips crumble where they may"

[LarryDavid]

Can I be honest with you/Honestly..

[DJR210]

"i axed him a question"

LMAO, any particular race you can think of that typically uses "axed" opposed to "asked"?

Reminds me of "finna" - "I'm finna axe that nigga what he tombout"

[resistanze]

2. #Workflow or any word with flow on the end
That's the gayest shit ever. But I've only heard females say this so whatever.

[JoeTait75]

"Wow, just wow."

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

"Well, I'm a Christian..."

[Chief Brody]

Its hilarious when people confuse two phrases

Dikembe Mutombo in the 2001 Finals: "They thought it would be a walk in the cake."

[Rogue]

I'm tired of hearing people using such empty words like "kind of" and "sort of". My goddess uses them a lot and the words sound sexy in her mouth, just like everything she says, but it's tedious and boring to hear people saying the same repititious meaningless phrases time and time again tbh. You don't sort of need to use those empty words to kind of sound cool, in my honest fucking opinion.

[Venti Quattro]

could of
would of
should of

Those three drive me crazy

[Phillip]

ratchet is kinda funny to me tbh

[DMC]

It is what it is.

Tbh

That's one of my favorite phrases. It's direct and to the point.

[DMC]

Not a phrase but "electronical". I've heard it a few times in various places. One old black dude in a research lab said someone had broken the polarity on his cord.

[IronMexican]

It's a doggie dogg world

[Heath Ledger]

It is what it is. and Are you in yet?

[Spur|n|Austin]

"Just barely" for instance "I just barely got here!"

[mrsmaalox]

Just sayin'.

[CuckingFunt]

"My bad."

I specifically hate that so many people think "my bad" counts as an apology, when it merely acknowledges one's mistake or wrongdoing.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

"hella"

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

When black people say "you know" two or three times per sentence. Actually, I don't know. Why don't you tell me?

[The Reckoning]

"literally"

:pctoss

"YOLO"


when any american girl talks...."like like like like like like like like"

when any canadian girl talks...."ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay"

when any australian girl talks.... "nuuuuuy0o0o0o0o0o"

when any british girl talks... "cawwww cawwwwwwww (flaps wings)"



and finally....

foreigners who say "english isn't my first language so i don't know how to put this better, but..."

[Chief Brody]

"My bad."

I specifically hate that so many people think "my bad" counts as an apology, when it merely acknowledges one's mistake or wrongdoing.

Never heard a girl use that phrase, fwiw. "My bad"s can be sincere though and are just as good as an apology if so used.

[Chief Brody]

"literally"

:pctoss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ly1UTgiBXM

[Jacob1983]

"come at me bro" and "you mad bro"

[JoeTait75]

When black people say "you know" two or three times per sentence. Actually, I don't know. Why don't you tell me?

Foreign people do that too.

[I. Hustle]

"Nip it in the butt." it's bud

"It's nipply outside." it's nippy

"Used to could." or "Used to could not."

"Irregardless"

"In regarding to."

"Would this be suffice?"


I work in a place where most of the people are from ghetto parts of town and they think because they dress "nice" that they are professionals.

[Creepn]

"Enjoy."

Like when waiters bring the food they say, "Enjoy". Really makes me not want to enjoy it.

[Creepn]

I work in a place where most of the people are from ghetto parts of town and they think because they dress "nice" that they are professionals.

Nothing wrong with that in the least bit.

[The Reckoning]

Nothing wrong with that in the least bit.


sup my pekka :smokin

[Suspect]

1. Turnup
2. #Workflow or any word with flow on the end
3. Ratchet
that right there. the south/ghetto/black culture has been really annoying lately

[Bill_Brasky]

Just sayin'.
This one enrages me, usually because the person saying it is so fucking smug about it like they just said something genius when really they usually just said something that was obvious to everybody and didn't need to be said.

[Creepn]

sup my pekka :smokin

How was Taiwan playa?

[Drachen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ly1UTgiBXM

Or this.
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[The Reckoning]

How was Taiwan playa?

went to Thailand. almost lost an eye during the ping pong show. all else was good.

[DisAsTerBot]

blase blase ...has to be one of the worst

[Venti Quattro]

The word "dude" annoys me. The longer the uuuuuuuu, the more I want to punch the guy saying it.

[Creepn]

went to Thailand. almost lost an eye during the ping pong show. all else was good.

Nice man. No pics? I really need to make it a point travel abroad. Don't wanna be one of those Americans who never own a passport in their whole lives.

[I. Hustle]

The word "dude" annoys me. The longer the uuuuuuuu, the more I want to punch the guy saying it.

Dude, you would HATE me.

[blkroadrunners]

"No offense," then follow up with the most offensive statement

[Venti Quattro]

"No offense," then follow up with the most offensive statement

hahahahahaha

I hate it when people do that. If you're gonna say something, don't give a disclaimer; just fucking say it!

[Michael Jordan.]

Oh and stuff like "#FreeMyniggaMike, he ain't do shit". Fuckin ignorant asses.

[Sportcamper]

I seen that once...

[AntiChrist]

"It's nipply outside." it's nippy

"Irregardless"




The "irregardless" one is annoying. The use of "nipply" is a joke, isn't it?

[Clipper Nation]

"Clutch gene"

[AntiChrist]

"Clutch gene"


I have never heard anyone say that.

[The Reckoning]

Nice man. No pics? I really need to make it a point travel abroad. Don't wanna be one of those Americans who never own a passport in their whole lives.


My bad. Meant to post a couple.

View from my resort balcony...was 20 dollars a day. Not bad between two people imo.

http://i42.tinypic.com/ipbcpw.jpg


The pool at the resort.

http://i42.tinypic.com/ojnyud.jpg


Where "The Beach" was filmed...that leo movie...

http://i44.tinypic.com/i6h5wj.jpg

Some of the landscape

http://i44.tinypic.com/2zexm4l.jpg


Monkeys are vicious

http://i41.tinypic.com/1zh1vsl.jpg


Met up with Capt. Bringdown. pretty chill dude :tu.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2ppfqz7.jpg

[Two10Whitey]

"Keepin it real." Most of the idiots who claim they're real, define real as some hood gangster shit and probably is faking it anyways.

[I. Hustle]

The "irregardless" one is annoying. The use of "nipply" is a joke, isn't it?

No, it's not a joke. Some of the older ones use it. I even told someone one once that it was wrong and they tried correcting me and saying it has to do with your nips.

[TheMACHINE]

"come at me bro" and "you mad bro"

you must have gotten trolled a lot.

[TheMACHINE]

I hate people who say

"who are we to say..."

For example:
Me: Alfred spends way to much money on strippers while his kids are starving at home
Other dude: Who are we to say what he should do with his money?
Me: dude..stfu.

[Creepn]

My bad. Meant to post a couple.


Where "The Beach" was filmed...that leo movie...

http://i44.tinypic.com/i6h5wj.jpg



Awesome pics. I could've sworn, in the movie I don't recall an opening in the middle of the rocks?

[Spur|n|Austin]

No, it's not a joke. Some of the older ones use it. I even told someone one once that it was wrong and they tried correcting me and saying it has to do with your nips.

:lol I use it as a joke thanks to Christmas Vacation

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-31iQoWU8o4A/UMlXe9_qEII/AAAAAAAAAMk/c_0qwJ3DI2Q/s320/bit-nipply-Christmas-Vacation-Baker-Dozen-Christmas-Movie.jpg

[The Reckoning]

Awesome pics. I could've sworn, in the movie I don't recall an opening in the middle of the rocks?


if you wiki the movie it shows a photo with the crack. that's the inlet for the bay.

[mrsmaalox]

This one enrages me, usually because the person saying it is so fucking smug about it like they just said something genius when really they usually just said something that was obvious to everybody and didn't need to be said.

Exactly. Or they use it as a disclaimer to say something offensive---like when southern people use "Bless his heart"---"Bless his heart, he has a face like an old shoe" "He has a face like an old shoe, just sayin'"

[Sportcamper]

"Bless his heart, he has a face like an old shoe" Classic...:lmao

That lady is probably the one that says “We should be in prayer about something, so & so is hitting the bottle again and making time with the next door neighbor while her husband is out of town. Just think that we should pray about that…

[The Reckoning]

I really need to make it a point travel abroad. Don't wanna be one of those Americans who never own a passport in their whole lives.


still on my bucket list is Suriname and Tanzania.

i know peeps from there and it's supposed to be unbelievable.

Suriname is the most multicultural place in the world, and Tanzania has the beaches, safaris, beautiful people and Mount Kilimanjaro.

[Frank Dux]

It seems 99% of the population doesn't understand the actual meaning of the word "notoriety" but loves to use it in the place of "famous" or "well known."

[Big Empty]

"innovative"! i hear every kiss ass use this word when speaking at a company meeting

[cantthinkofanything]

blase blase ...has to be one of the worst

you either work in retail or are hanging around too many nigs

[DisAsTerBot]

you either work in retail or are hanging around too many nigs

lol the I.T. guy at my office says it and then a girl at the thundercloud here by work says it too... They are in fact both black

[cantthinkofanything]

lol the I.T. guy at my office says it and then a girl at the thundercloud here by work says it too... They are in fact both black

LOL...black I.T. guy...

[I. Hustle]

LOL...black I.T. guy...

What an Oxymoron!

[cantthinkofanything]

my impression of a black I.T. guy

black I.T. guy: "I's gwan a turn it off den turn it back on"
user: "hmmm. that didn't seem to fix it"
black I.T. guy: "urnge soda be good"

[I. Hustle]

"You're done already?"

[cantthinkofanything]

"you do any LARP?"

[CitizenDwayne]

"Would this be suffice?"


WTF? Never heard that one.

[Leetonidas]

"Can I ask you a question?"

you just did asshole

[CitizenDwayne]

"I don't wanna tell you how to do your job"...and then they do just that.

[Leetonidas]

"no offense but..."

*follows with something offensive*

[UZER]

"Going forward...." always here at company meetings

"know what I mean"...after every sentence

"Blacks can't be racist..." people on this board

[DMC]

"you know what I mean" or "know I mean?"

Blacks and wannabe thugs say this every sentence.

[ploto]

"Think outside the box" when the person is simply wrong about something.

[egtonecity]

"No means no" or "stop following me, you're giving me the creeps"

[Wild Cobra]

Most of the street slang used here that shows people lack education.

[I. Hustle]

"you do any LARP?"

Dafuqs wrong with that?

[Blake]

"i just want to thank my lord and savior Jesus Christ for this victory"

[I. Hustle]

"i just want to thank my lord and savior Jesus Christ for my kid's education."

[Sportcamper]

Mike Tyson - Marvis Frazier…
I think it went 22 seconds & post fight interview Marvis thanked his Lord & Savior…
I was thinking for what? Not getting killed?

[Blake]

"thank you Jesus for putting the good Christian schools on the north side in Stone Oak and surrounding areas."

:worthy:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Most of the street slang used here that shows people lack education.

I think it's more laziness.

[LkrFan]

1. Turnup
2. #Workflow or any word with flow on the end
3. Ratchet
Despite not winning anything in the '80s. Despite not beating prime Bird or Magic. Despite not winning until they got old. Despite the league getting watered down with the likes of the Heat, Magic, T'Pups, and 8:


MJ = GOAT. Blows my mind every time I hear or read that shit tbh.

[Kool Bob Love]

"No means no" or "stop following me, you're giving me the creeps"

Kobe Bryant is that you?

[Bill_Brasky]

Despite not winning anything in the '80s. Despite not beating prime Bird or Magic. Despite not winning until they got old. Despite the league getting watered down with the likes of the Heat, Magic, T'Pups, and 8:


MJ = GOAT. Blows my mind every time I hear or read that shit tbh.

Lol jealous

[LkrFan]

Lol jealous
16 across different eras >>>>>>> 6 in a weak watered down era. These are things we know. Jeal:lolus

[Bill_Brasky]

Literally nobody cares.

[Capt Bringdown]

Met up with Capt. Bringdown. pretty chill dude :tu.


:rollin

Glad you had a good time.

[RD2191]

tbh

[Fpoonsie]

"Sorry, I'm just talking out loud." Yeah, no shit.

And, of course, the classic "I could care less." Kill yourself.