Offseason thread: Nicolas Cage is a Vampire tbh

[Calispursfan11]

I believe this is true tbh.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2011/09/is-nicolas-cage-a-vampire-from-the-civil-war-era/

http://abcnews.go.com/images/US/gty_nicolas_cage_vampire_nt_110919_wblog.jpg

Likewise, Kobe may also be a vampire as he doesn't appear to have aged a day since he was 21.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

You don't say?

[AchillesHeel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS1BkF-TBng