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irishock
08-24-2013, 05:24 PM
?

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 05:28 PM
Pau.

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 05:30 PM
:rolleyes

spurraider21
08-24-2013, 05:32 PM
Jeanie

Clipper Nation
08-24-2013, 05:33 PM
Definitely Fredo or Chaz :lol

AchillesHeel
08-24-2013, 05:35 PM
I think Nash could be a dark horse if healthy, led the league in assists just 2 years ago and put up 12.5 and 10.7 in 2012.

While Nash is a shit defender he has a lot to offer on the offensive end as he's always been a great 3pt shooter and a passer, put the right guys around him and he'll still give you 10 assists on most nights while shooting a high %. If only they amnestied Kirby and Dwight stayed, Lakers would be a top 5-6 team in the West with Nick Young,Farmer,Kaman on the roster.

Lakerfans need to stop cheering for Kirby, they will not ring with him taking the most shots. He can be a good playmaker and an above-average defender if he wanted to but he'd rather chase the scoring title and get all the attention instead of allowing others to do more to win more games.

Lakers had their worst stretch last season when Kirby was averaging 30+ ppg, as soon as his scoring and FGA went down, they started winning more games. Kirby needs to be the point guard if he wants his team to do well.

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 05:36 PM
Kobe:5

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 05:42 PM
Arnold Toht - Does he have 6?

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 05:44 PM
^ No, but Duncan does. And quite frankly, that's all that matters.

Kobe: 5
Duncan: 4

Remember, Kobe never forgets. He'll eventually catch up to you, but as of now, we're content with the 5-4 stick.

Jodelo
08-24-2013, 05:44 PM
CP3.

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 05:44 PM
^ Ditto.

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 05:45 PM
^ No
That's it, and that's all.

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 05:46 PM
Duncan: 4

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 05:49 PM
6

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 05:50 PM
^ Thank Christ. 6 saved Thread's fucking life.

AchillesHeel
08-24-2013, 06:05 PM
^ you're not fooling anybody

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 06:06 PM
^ I'm a 5-timer. It happens, spurfan.

Leon Black
08-24-2013, 06:07 PM
spur fan is so fucking butthurt right now :lol
:lol clipper fan thinking he has a say

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 06:59 PM
Arnold Toht (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43085) - Does he have 6?
All 6 were won in a watered down expansion era...Show me any of your rangs from 1984-1990. Give me one plausible reason why you couldn't win even one during the primes of Magic and Bird. Perhaps the GOAT was not good enough? :downspin:

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 07:04 PM
All 6 were won in a watered down expansion era...Show me any of your rangs from 1984-1990. Give me one plausible reason why you couldn't win even one during the primes of Magic and Bird. Perhaps the GOAT was not good enough? :downspin:
The same reason Kobe went from first round exit to not making the playoffs in his prime. Now, does Kobe have 6?

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 07:22 PM
^ This is nothing but a cover-up to draw attention away from 5-4, Kobe over Duncan.

spurraider21
08-24-2013, 07:33 PM
^ This is nothing but a cover-up to draw attention away from 5-4, Kobe over Duncan.

yeah but Your Team is listed as the Mavericks, so...

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 07:35 PM
^ That doesn't fucking matter.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 08:30 PM
^ mattered like this one

http://i.imgur.com/0RbQ9.jpg

:lmao Lakerfan

lefty
08-24-2013, 08:39 PM
Pau was the best Laker in 09-10


But ever sunce he got concentrationcamped by Dirk in 2011, in combination with d'Antoni's lack of coaching, it has been Kobe TBH

Kobe is still shit, dont get me wrong, but the rest of the team is just :lol

Kool Bob Love
08-24-2013, 08:39 PM
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dwight-howard-almost-rocket-2012.png

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 09:15 PM
Pau was the best Laker in 09-10


But ever sunce he got concentrationcamped by Dirk in 2011, in combination with d'Antoni's lack of coaching, it has been Kobe TBH

Kobe is still shit, dont get me wrong, but the rest of the team is just :lol

Yet, he's still up 5-2 on the other three you mentioned. And he's up 5-4 on Duncan too.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 09:40 PM
^ Yet, the best Laker got Swept :lmao

http://elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lakers-spurs-sweep-elite-daily.png

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 09:41 PM
^ :rolleyes

ElNono
08-24-2013, 09:42 PM
^ How about you roll your eyes over the Sweep :lmao

http://elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lakers-spurs-sweep-elite-daily.png

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 09:42 PM
^ 5-to-4, Kobe over Duncan.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 09:43 PM
^ 4-0 over your shitty ass team. Swept :lmao

http://elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lakers-spurs-sweep-elite-daily.png

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 09:44 PM
^ If you made a fuckin' layup I wouldn't be able to take the sweep.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 09:46 PM
^ If you didn't let Jimmy run shit, you would haven't gotten Swept :rollin

http://dy.snimg.com/story-image/2/71/4318414/128565-650-366.jpg

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 09:47 PM
^ layup drills, do 'em.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 09:48 PM
^ Empty seats after The Sweep, do 'em

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/12381997/bi-2pehcmaagnit.0_standard_709.0.jpg

:lol Lakers

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 09:50 PM
^ 10 NBA championship teams have swept. The 2013 Spurs didn't make it. Now, hit the fuckin' layup drills.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 09:51 PM
^ *YOUR* Lakers got Swept. It was grand time :lmao

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/f40f3606fa7f520417c0c9e02d7aa7a371d004ba/r=x513&c=680x510/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/04/28/lakersspursgame41-4_3.jpg

:lol Lakerfan

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 09:52 PM
^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcDlkZkPb6g

ElNono
08-24-2013, 09:54 PM
^
HqzH_JQh99A

:lol Pringles
:lol Lakers

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 09:55 PM
^ compensation for 6

SPM
08-24-2013, 09:57 PM
:lol elhomo having a breakdown

ElNono
08-24-2013, 09:58 PM
^ compensation for 6

^ Swept

http://i43.tinypic.com/2i03h3q.jpg

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 09:58 PM
^ it came down to making a layup and he missed. An open layup, for christ's sake.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 09:58 PM
:lol elhomo having a breakdown

:lol Lakerfan
:lol Swept

ElNono
08-24-2013, 09:59 PM
^ it came down to making a layup and he missed. An open layup, for christ's sake.

^ It came down to winning one game. One game for christ's sake :lmao

http://i43.tinypic.com/2i03h3q.jpg

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:00 PM
^ even worse, it came down to making one shot. One fuckin' shot. :lol

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:00 PM
^ dance, Lakerfan, dance... to the tune of The Sweep :lmao

http://i43.tinypic.com/2i03h3q.jpg

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:01 PM
^ 5-4, Kobe over Duncan.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:02 PM
^ Swept for our baskeball reasons :lmao

http://i.imgur.com/0RbQ9.jpg

:lol dance Lakerfan

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:03 PM
^ I'll fuckin' dance when you pop the champagne during game 6, 28 to go.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:05 PM
^ You'll fucking dance to the Sweep... dance Lakerfan, dance :lmao

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/58162_565527643467823_997106653_n.jpg

:lmao Lakers :lmao

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:05 PM
^ hand me the broom.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:07 PM
^ You sure know how to Beg after The Sweep :rollin

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/files/2013/06/dwight_howard_lakers_billboard_stayd12_062713_1.jp g

:lmao Lakers

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:08 PM
^ make a layup, I'm begging you. End me my fuckin' misery.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:09 PM
^ win a game, I'm begging you. stop The Sweep :lmao

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/58162_565527643467823_997106653_n.jpg

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:10 PM
Can't even make a layup to tie it up, 5-5. Christ.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:11 PM
^ Can't even keep a game within single-digits. Christ. :lmao

http://i43.tinypic.com/2i03h3q.jpg

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:12 PM
^ :lobt2: :lobt2: :lobt2: :lobt2: :lobt2:

:lobt2: :lobt2: :lobt2: :lobt2:

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:13 PM
^ None of those last season... remember what happened last season, you got Swept :lmao

http://i43.tinypic.com/2i03h3q.jpg

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:14 PM
Yet our last title came after yours. :lmao going up 5-4 on the same night.

SPM
08-24-2013, 10:15 PM
What's 22+6? :lol

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:16 PM
^ seconds or minutes away from a 5th NBA Championship.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:16 PM
Yet our last title came after yours. :lmao going up 5-4 on the same night.

Yet our last game came after yours. :lmao because we Swept your asses :lmao

SPM
08-24-2013, 10:16 PM
:lol

SPM
08-24-2013, 10:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE4z_Du7dQ4

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:16 PM
Yet our last game came after yours. :lmao because we Swept your asses :lmao

^ unable to finish :lol

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE4z_Du7dQ4

Just about fucking killed me. Christ.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:17 PM
^ unable to win ONE game :lmao

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE4z_Du7dQ4

Kobefan/Lakerfan riding the Lebron and the Heat :lmao

This is what the Sweep did to Lakerfan :lmao

SPM
08-24-2013, 10:18 PM
^ unable to win ONE game :lmao

Unable to make one free throw :lol
or grab one rebound :lol

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:18 PM
^ one game away from tying it up, 5-5. :lmao.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:19 PM
Unable to make one free throw :lol
or grab one rebound :lol

Lakerfan fronting Lebron :lmao

:lol still Swept

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:19 PM
^ one game away from tying it up, 5-5. :lmao.

One game away from avoiding the Sweep :lmao

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:20 PM
^ make a layup or grab a rebound. Your choice.

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 10:20 PM
The same reason Kobe went from first round exit to not making the playoffs in his prime. Now, does Kobe have 6?
0 for the '8:lols

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:20 PM
^ Win a game or get Swept. The decision was already made :lmao

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:21 PM
^ 2010. Win a fuckin' game.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:23 PM
^ 2013. Win a fuckin' game or get Swept and go chickenshit

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 10:25 PM
^ *YOUR* Lakers got Swept. It was grand time :lmao

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/f40f3606fa7f520417c0c9e02d7aa7a371d004ba/r=x513&c=680x510/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/04/28/lakersspursgame41-4_3.jpg

:lol Lakerfan
ElNono parroting the same ole same schtick? Say it ain't so. Didn't Cubby get 86'd for the same thing? It was nice knowing you ElNono. You were a great Laker hater...:depressed

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:26 PM
^ he literally has nothing else than the sweep. Even though it has no repercussions on LA. Missing a fucking open layup does, though.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:28 PM
ElNono parroting the same ole same schtick? Say it ain't so. Didn't Cubby get 86'd for the same thing? It was nice knowing you ElNono. You were a great Laker hater...:depressed

Paying with the same coin... we can have this discussion all day, but Lakerfan that runs around talking shit, will be reminded of The Sweep as many times as necessary.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:28 PM
^ he literally has nothing else than the sweep. Even though it has no repercussions on LA. Missing a fucking open layup does, though.

^ you literally have nothing else after The Sweep. We ended your season Lakerfan. :lmao

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:30 PM
^ everything except for the 5-4 stick. As long as it's alive, I'm here to dish it.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:31 PM
^ You have nothing but The Sweep. I'll remind you :lmao

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:31 PM
Kobe: 5
Duncan: 4

still alive and well.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:33 PM
^ The Sweep, alive, well and fresh on Lakerfan face :lmao

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 10:33 PM
0 for the '8:lols

Now that we've established that you have gone chickenshit like your counterparts and Kobe does not have 6. Here's another doozy. Who in their prime did Kobe face in the finals? Iverson? :lol

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 10:36 PM
Paying with the same coin... we can have this discussion all day, but Lakerfan that runs around talking shit, will be reminded of The Sweep as many times as necessary.
:lol

:stirpot:

:downspin:

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 10:38 PM
Now that we've established that you have gone chickenshit like your counterparts and Kobe does not have 6. Here's another doozy. Who in their prime did Kobe face in the finals? Iverson? :lol
3 HOFers in 2008 and 2010. Record: 1-1

When you faced 3 HOFers, you got your shit pushed in. You basically outlasted them because you had your on your side. :lmao

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 10:42 PM
^ he literally has nothing else than the sweep. Even though it has no repercussions on LA. Missing a fucking open layup does, though.
It's funny how these farmers think it bothers me - or any other self respecting classy Laker fan. The Spurs' days are numbered. When Jim retires, Pop will resign, and the franchise will relocate to San Diego. :lol

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 10:42 PM
3 HOFers in 2008 and 2010. Record: 1-1

When you faced 3 HOFers, you got your shit pushed in. You basically outlasted them because you had your on your side. :lmao

So Allen, Garnett, and Pierce were in their primes? :lol Sorry dawg, not even the army would buy that one. I would say Kobe could have actually gone up against a prime Wade in 06 or a prime Bron, but Kobe was busy not making the playoffs.

Rogue
08-24-2013, 10:43 PM
Devean George, he's a laker in heart

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:43 PM
It's funny how these farmers think it bothers me - or any other self respecting classy Laker fan. The Spurs' days are numbered. When Jim retires, Pop will resign, and the franchise will relocate to San Diego. :lol

:lol Jim Buss
:lol $30m Cancer eating all the capspace
:lol "classy" Lakerfan

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:43 PM
It's funny how these farmers think it bothers me - or any other self respecting classy Laker fan. The Spurs' days are numbered. When Jim retires, Pop will resign, and the franchise will relocate to San Diego. :lol

And for some reason we're supposed to be the irrelevant franchise. :lol

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 10:44 PM
:lol Jim Buss
:lol $30m Cancer eating all the capspace
:lol "classy" Lakerfan
:lol

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:44 PM
And for some reason we're supposed to be the irrelevant franchise. :lol

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/photos/2013/07/13/940-dwight-howard-rockets.jpg

:lmao Lakers

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 10:45 PM
And for some reason we're supposed to be the irrelevant franchise. :lol
"San Diego SpursTalk" :rollin :lmao :rollin

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 10:45 PM
^ Fuck. :lol

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 10:46 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/photos/2013/07/13/940-dwight-howard-rockets.jpg

:lmao Lakers
0-1 v. MVPau tbh. :tu

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:46 PM
"San Diego SpursTalk" :rollin :lmao :rollin

:lol you need to think about that... you're already the 2nd worst franchise in California :downspin:

:lol

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:47 PM
0-1 v. MVPau tbh. :tu

"We really tried"

http://lakerholicz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jim-buss.gif

:lol

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 10:48 PM
:lol you need to think about that... you're already the 2nd worst franchise in California :downspin:

:lol
The Veto! caused it. But alas, we'll recover. We always do. ;)

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:49 PM
The Veto! caused it. But alas, we'll recover. We always do. ;)

Until Jeannie takes command, you'll be the laughinstock... you and I both know it

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 10:50 PM
The Veto! caused it. But alas, we'll recover. We always do. ;)

When vito was alive.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 10:51 PM
When vito was alive.

sup Mike...

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 10:53 PM
"We really tried"

http://lakerholicz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jim-buss.gif

:lol
That's my dude tbh. He got a little Aaron Hernandez in him:

http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/BNU6ytTCQAE7HGY.jpg-large.jpeg

:lol

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 10:53 PM
sup Mike...

Sup dawg. Regulatin' ain't easy :lol

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 10:55 PM
Until Jeannie takes command, you'll be the laughinstock... you and I both know it
Can't :downspin: det one. :depressed

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 10:57 PM
So Allen, Garnett, and Pierce were in their primes? :lol Sorry dawg, not even the army would buy that one. I would say Kobe could have actually gone up against a prime Wade in 06 or a prime Bron, but Kobe was busy not making the playoffs.
5 years ago? Yes, they were in their primes.

BTW, what happened to both Bron and Wade in 2007?

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 10:59 PM
5 years ago? Yes, they were in their primes.

BTW, what happened to both Bron and Wade in 2007?

:lol Primes. And Idk. One of them for sure got past the first round.

HI-FI
08-24-2013, 11:01 PM
I have to go with who took the Lakers to 3 consecutive Finals upon his arrival and led his team in win shares during that period..

mah nigga MVPau.

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 11:02 PM
^ Kobe took him in as an 0-for-life in the playoffs big, and made him an NBA world champion 2 times over. Now, tell me, who is the true ace on that team?

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 11:02 PM
:lol Primes. And Idk. One of them for sure got past the first round.
You know faggot. Don't lie. Brown and Wade both got their shit pushed in until they colluded.

'06 Finals was as much of a joke as the refs allowing you to push off on Russell. :downspin:

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 11:03 PM
I have to go with who took the Lakers to 3 consecutive Finals upon his arrival and led his team in win shares during that period..

mah nigga MVPau.
What was his win shares as a Grizzly? -15 for stupidly son. :lol

whitemamba
08-24-2013, 11:05 PM
3 HOFers in 2008 and 2010. Record: 1-1

When you faced 3 HOFers, you got your shit pushed in. You basically outlasted them because you had your on your side. :lmao

MJ receiving his bukkake usual

http://i.imgflip.com/2v44z.jpg

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 11:07 PM
You know faggot. Don't lie. Brown and Wade both got their shit pushed in until they colluded.

'06 Finals was as much of a joke as the refs allowing you to push off on Russell. :downspin:

Better watch the salt intake before you get high bpood pressure. What does LeBron and Wade have to do with Kobe getting skunked three straight years?

HI-FI
08-24-2013, 11:09 PM
What was his win shares as a Grizzly? -15 for stupidly son. :lol

he was always very talented, those Grizzlies' teams were a joke. You know better but are too retarded so I know it takes you awhile to catch up. It's okay. Just like you really think LA gave Memphis the best overall deal when other teams offered more. Lakers are too big to fail, which keeps frontrunn...I mean fans like you happy. how you enjoying that Lebron cock btw? how does life on the other side feel?

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 11:11 PM
^ Spurfan complains about the supporting cast, yet never forgets about Kobe not being able to go far with Kwame/Walton/Smush. For fuck's sake, man.

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 11:15 PM
Better watch the salt intake before you get high bpood pressure. What does LeBron and Wade have to do with Kobe getting skunked three straight years?
You brought them into it, when I correctly answered your Q about how Kobe faired v. HOFers in the Finals:


So Allen, Garnett, and Pierce were in their primes? Sorry dawg, not even the army would buy that one. I would say Kobe could have actually gone up against a prime Wade in 06 or a prime Bron, but Kobe was busy not making the playoffs.

-15 more points Mike. :lol

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 11:17 PM
he was always very talented, those Grizzlies' teams were a joke. You know better but are too retarded so I know it takes you awhile to catch up. It's okay. Just like you really think LA gave Memphis the best overall deal when other teams offered more. Lakers are too big to fail, which keeps frontrunn...I mean fans like you happy. how you enjoying that Lebron cock btw? how does life on the other side feel?
Dude - STFU about Pau. He was an afterthought around these parts until he put on the P&G armor. Now you all on his dick. Tammy would be proud. Act like somebody son. :downspin:

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 11:19 PM
^ Spurfan complains about the supporting cast, yet never forgets about Kobe not being able to go far with Kwame/Walton/Smush. For fuck's sake, man.
^ Truth bomb. :tu

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 11:20 PM
MJ receiving his bukkake usual

http://i.imgflip.com/2v44z.jpg:lol

ElNono
08-24-2013, 11:20 PM
Sup dawg. Regulatin' ain't easy :lol

mah nigga, this is like toying with em like what you did to Malone back in the day :lol

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 11:21 PM
You brought them into it, when I correctly answered your Q about how Kobe faired v. HOFers in the Finals:



-15 more points Mike. :lol

Pierce, Allen, and Garnett were 30, 31, and 32. :lmao "in their prime"

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 11:22 PM
he was always very talented, those Grizzlies' teams were a joke. You know better but are too retarded so I know it takes you awhile to catch up. It's okay. Just like you really think LA gave Memphis the best overall deal when other teams offered more. Lakers are too big to fail, which keeps frontrunn...I mean fans like you happy. how you enjoying that Lebron cock btw? how does life on the other side feel?
You should ask Tammy. She gave it up to him in only 28 seconds. :rollin :lmao :rollin

HI-FI
08-24-2013, 11:22 PM
Dude - STFU about Pau. He was an afterthought around these parts until he put on the P&G armor. Now you all on his dick. Tammy would be proud. Act like somebody son. :downspin:
gtfo tard. as soon as the deal went through, there was a reason Pop blew a gasket and so did Spursfan. we all knew that forever tilted the balance. the league realized what Mitch learned the hard way...Rapist can't carry shit. it's just expected though, gotta keep the bandwagoners happy. how that Lebron cock tasting now btw? Lkrfan already embracing him. name on the back over name on the front right?

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 11:23 PM
Pierce, Allen, and Garnett were 30, 31, and 32. :lmao "in their prime"

Yet they compiled the best record in the league.

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 11:23 PM
Pierce, Allen, and Garnett were 30, 31, and 32. :lmao "in their prime"
It took you long enough to go research that shit. Regardless, they were in their primes. -10 more points son.

ElNono
08-24-2013, 11:24 PM
MVPau puts the Lakeshow in the playoffs last season. Lakerfan can't :downspin: that one. Just like they can't :downspin: the Spurs put them out of the playoffs :lol

HI-FI
08-24-2013, 11:25 PM
MVPau puts the Lakeshow in the playoffs last season. Lakerfan can't :downspin: that one. Just like they can't :downspin: the Spurs put them out of the playoffs :lol
this. just like when they win it's Rapist but when they lose, their supporting cast isn't up to par.

LkrFan
08-24-2013, 11:29 PM
MVPau puts the Lakeshow in the playoffs last season. Lakerfan can't :downspin: that one. Just like they can't :downspin: the Spurs put them out of the playoffs :lol
That's rich. What's the all time series playoff record? How about Kobe v. Tammy straight up? Notice how we don't have to remind you guys of dem facts. Act like somebody son. :downspin:

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 11:32 PM
Yet they compiled the best record in the league.

Their calling card was defense, but I guess all the dust particles from the recent sweeps clogged your memory :lol

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 11:36 PM
It took you long enough to go research that shit. Regardless, they were in their primes. -10 more points son.

Aging is not called "prime" son. I could see why you'd wanna think so since Kobe was irrelevant for 3 years of his prime.

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 11:45 PM
MJ receiving his bukkake usual

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LkrFan
08-24-2013, 11:48 PM
Aging is not called "prime" son. I could see why you'd wanna think so since Kobe was irrelevant for 3 years of his prime.
Why were you stat padding as a Wizard tbh? We both know you wasn't winning shit. You were known for scoring. So is Kobe. But not even The Rupture! will stop him from surpassing you on the all-time scoring list. 675 points is the difference. What month does he send you to the scoring tree of woe? :lol

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 11:52 PM
Why were you stat padding as a Wizard tbh? We both know you wasn't winning shit. You were known for scoring. So is Kobe. But not even The Rupture! will stop him from surpassing you on the all-time scoring list. 675 points is the difference. What month does he send you to the scoring tree of woe? :lol

Deflecting now son? Hasn't he taken the most shots of all time and still hasn't surpassed me? That's what never shooting 47% in your career will get you.

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 11:53 PM
Glad that you acknowledge Kobe was irrelevant much of his prime.

whitemamba
08-24-2013, 11:55 PM
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LkrFan
08-24-2013, 11:57 PM
Deflecting now son? Hasn't he taken the most shots of all time and still hasn't surpassed me? That's what never shooting 47% in your career will get you.
You were irrelevant in Washington - hence the correlation. Since you are probably drunk or high, perhaps you can't remember this:

GSaKPHSEtRM

:rollin :lmao :rollin

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2013, 11:59 PM
You were irrelevant in Washington - hence the correlation. Since you are probably drunk or high, perhaps you can't remember this:

GSaKPHSEtRM

:rollin :lmao :rollin
Oh I forgot. According to you, your prime doesn't end until 40 :lol

Arnold Toht
08-24-2013, 11:59 PM
^ Another nigga ran out of town by Kobe.

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:03 AM
^ Another nigga ran out of town by Kobe.
42 points at the half. Phil saved him from dropping an even bigger deuce His Airness. :lol

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 12:08 AM
42 points at the half. Phil saved him from dropping an even bigger deuce His Airness. :lol

And they lost that game :lol

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:09 AM
Michael Jordan maaaaaaaaaaadd. I see you twerking - I mean lurking. :lol

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:11 AM
And they lost that game :lol
More research? SMH

Explain how someone playing your position who you responsible for notched a double nickel? :rollin :lmao :rollin

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 12:14 AM
Michael Jordan maaaaaaaaaaadd. I see you twerking - I mean lurking. :lol
How come you ain't post these mayne? :lol

Ye-0ghhY7uw

aBfPmKqwIvc

X9f6CiV3o_A

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:19 AM
How come you ain't post these mayne? :lol

X9f6CiV3o_A
First two are irrelevant. In the last one, Delusional Dumb Del Harris only played Kobe 10 minutes. He had 5 points in their 1st meeting and 55 in the last one. conclusion: Kobe averaged 30.0 ppg. :hat

Bynumite
08-25-2013, 12:19 AM
You were irrelevant in Washington - hence the correlation. Since you are probably drunk or high, perhaps you can't remember this:

GSaKPHSEtRM

:rollin :lmao :rollin

After the 81 point game, MJ said he would never allow Kobe to score 81 on his team without fouling out, yet Kobe put the final nail in the coffin dropping 55 on his team and MJ didn't do diddly... tee, hee :lol

Sean Cagney
08-25-2013, 12:21 AM
Pau, not that OLD CRIPPLED FUCK that is for sure.

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:21 AM
After the 81 point game, MJ said he would never allow Kobe to score 81 on his team without fouling out, yet Kobe put the final nail in the coffin dropping 55 on his team and MJ didn't do diddly... tee, hee :lol
:lmao

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 12:21 AM
After the 81 point game, MJ said he would never allow Kobe to score 81 on his team without fouling out, yet Kobe put the final nail in the coffin dropping 55 on his team and MJ didn't do diddly... tee, hee :lol
Are you retarded? 55 is not 81 :rollin

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:22 AM
Pau, not that OLD CRIPPLED FUCK that is for sure.
GSNF maaaaaaaaaaadd :rollin

Bynumite
08-25-2013, 12:24 AM
Are you retarded? 55 is not 81 :rollin

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mawnhaaO5V1qlbug7o1_500.gif

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:25 AM
Are you retarded? 55 is not 81 :rollin
Phil held him back. I honestly think he could have dropped 93 points on your ass det night. Kobe is a streaky shooting MFer. Just ask dem Mavs, Blazers, and Raptors. :lol

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:26 AM
That's rich. What's the all time series playoff record? How about Kobe v. Tammy straight up? Notice how we don't have to remind you guys of dem facts. Act like somebody son. :downspin:

Son, the Lakers were 9th seed when Kirby went down, and MVPau took them to 7th seed. Start :downspin: det one...

SPM
08-25-2013, 12:27 AM
:lol six pages and counting of elmono's pussy hurting

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 12:28 AM
Phil held him back. I honestly think he could have dropped 93 points on your ass det night. Kobe is a streaky shooting MFer. Just ask dem Mavs, Blazers, and Raptors. :lol
He is streaky :lol

6161Cb6GB3E

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:29 AM
:lol six pages and counting of elmono's pussy hurting

:lmao Houston Rocket Lakerfan
:lmao goes well with Los Angeles Heat fan
:lmao gonna be as many pages as needed to laugh at Lakerfan troll

SPM
08-25-2013, 12:30 AM
:lol meltdown

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:30 AM
:lol swept

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:30 AM
Son, the Lakers were 9th seed when Kirby went down, and MVPau took them to 7th seed. Start :downspin: det one...
G:lol:lold one s:loln

SPM
08-25-2013, 12:30 AM
:lol 28 seconds

Bynumite
08-25-2013, 12:31 AM
Are you retarded? 55 is not 81 :rollin

Box score:

Kobe: 55 points

Jordan: 1 foul in 41 minutes

:cry But Jordan would foul out if Kobe scored 81 :cry

:lmao

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 12:31 AM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mawnhaaO5V1qlbug7o1_500.gif
http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/02/this_sums_up_lebron_vs_kobe-32354.gif

SPM
08-25-2013, 12:32 AM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mawnhaaO5V1qlbug7o1_500.gif

:lol

Arnold Toht
08-25-2013, 12:33 AM
^ angry

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:33 AM
:lol 28 seconds

:lol Kobefan cockriding Lebron

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:33 AM
He is streaky :lol

6161Cb6GB3E
Same game: 15 rebounds + great defense = #16. :wakeup

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 12:34 AM
Box score:

Kobe: 55 points

Jordan: 1 foul in 41 minutes

:cry But Jordan would foul out if Kobe scored 81 :cry

:lmao
Maybe thats why his achilles is broke now :lol

Bynumite
08-25-2013, 12:34 AM
http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/02/this_sums_up_lebron_vs_kobe-32354.gif

HATE:

http://m1.wholesite.com/2013/2/15/7b3c6c32-046f-f7f4-8589-a8bcb1f755cc/650x375_kobelebronreu.jpg

92 Shoot em up
08-25-2013, 12:34 AM
Lakers nation dick slapping pussy hurting spurs fans :lol

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 12:34 AM
Same game: 15 rebounds + great defense = #16. :wakeup
MVPau

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 12:35 AM
http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/02/this_sums_up_lebron_vs_kobe-32354.gif

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:36 AM
:lol 28 seconds
I heard of a minute man, but a 28 second man? No wonder Amy wasn't satisfied despite Tammy's millions :rollin :lmao :rollin

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:36 AM
As far as the thread title, you have to go with the two-time league MVP, tbh...

SPM
08-25-2013, 12:37 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/924/211/RayThreeTie_original.gif?1371615698

Arnold Toht
08-25-2013, 12:37 AM
Same game: 15 rebounds + great defense = #16. :wakeup

No doubt. Defense and rebounding won that series, and Kobe did exactly that.

The 2013 Finals was won by making shots, and the fucking Spurs blinked first by missing wide open layups. Christ :lol

SPM
08-25-2013, 12:37 AM
I heard of a minute man, but a 28 second man? No wonder Amy wasn't satisfied despite Tammy's millions :rollin :lmao :rollin

:lol

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:38 AM
MVPau
Kobe got 3 rangs without Pau. How many do you have without Pip? :downspin:

SPM
08-25-2013, 12:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/I1KWeF8.jpg

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:39 AM
I heard of a minute man, but a 28 second man? No wonder Amy wasn't satisfied despite Tammy's millions :rollin :lmao :rollin

Amy signed a prenupPERIOD :lol

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:41 AM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2547631/howardfoul_medium.gif

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2547633/howardgone_medium.gif

http://lakerholicz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jim-buss.gif

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/photos/2013/07/13/940-dwight-howard-rockets.jpg

SPM
08-25-2013, 12:41 AM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2808435/leblockfinals.gif

SPM
08-25-2013, 12:41 AM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2808683/boshblock.gif

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:41 AM
Amy signed a prenupPERIOD :lol
Yeah, but she's a caucazoid, so they will $$$$$ettlePERIOD. I bet for more than $4M

#PAIN&SUFFERING :rollin :lmao :rollin

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:42 AM
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/12381465/20130428202654.0_standard_709.0.jpg

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:42 AM
Yeah, but she's a caucazoid, so they will $$$$$ettlePERIOD. I bet for more than $4M

#PAIN&SUFFERING :rollin :lmao :rollin

not a dimePERIOD :lol

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:42 AM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2547631/howardfoul_medium.gif

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2547633/howardgone_medium.gif

http://lakerholicz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jim-buss.gif

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/photos/2013/07/13/940-dwight-howard-rockets.jpg
That's cold son. But we're better off tbh. :tu

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:44 AM
not a dimePERIOD :lol
Wanna bet The Farm! on det shit? :lol

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 12:44 AM
Kobe got 3 rangs without Pau. How many do you have without Pip? :downspin:
2000 NBA Finals

Shaq- 38 PPG, 17 RPG, 2.5 APG, 2.7 BPG, 61% FG 96/157----6 games
Kobe-16 PPG, 5 RPG, 4 APG, 1.4 BPG, 36% FG%, 33/90----5 games

MVP= Shaq. Shaq performs MUCH better than Bryant who shoots a pathetic 36 percent. Also Shaq was doubled covered while Kobe was left with less coverage but even then Shaq did much better.

2001 NBA Finals

Shaq- 33 PPG, 16 RPG, 5 APG, 3.5 BPG, 63/110 57% FG-----5 games
Kobe- 24 PPG, 8 RPG, 6 APG, 1.4 BPG, 44/106 41% FG------5 games

MVP= Shaq. Shaq performs MUCH better than Bryant who shoots 41%.. Also Shaq was doubled covered while Kobe was left with less coverage but even then Shaq did much better.



2002 NBA Finals

Shaq- 37 PPG, 12.25 RPG, 4 APG, 2.75 BPG, 50/84 60% FG----4 games
Kobe-26 PPG, 5.75 RPG, 5 APG, .75 BPG, 36/70 51% FG-------4 games

MVP= Shaq again. Same old story- Shaq gets doubled coverage yet he still out performs Kobe big time.

Total average stats for 3 championships (15 games)=

Shaq=36 PPG, 15.4 RPG, 3.7 APG, 3 BPG, 209/351 60% FG, Double coverage
Kobe=20 PPG, 6 RPG, 4.6 APG, 1 BPG, 113/266 42% FG, Single coverage

cottie Pippen's NBA Finals Stats

1991 - 20.8 ppg, 9.4 rpg, 6.6 apg, 2.4 spg, 45.3 FG%

1992 - 20.8 ppg, 8.3 rpg, 7.7 apg, 1.5 spg, 48.4 FG%

1993 - 20.8 ppg, 9.2 rpg, 7.7 apg, 2.0 spg, 43 FG%

1996 - 15.7 ppg, 8.2 rpg, 5.3 apg, 2.3 spg, 34 FG%

1997 - 20.0 ppg, 8.3 rpg, 3.3 apg, 1.7 spg, 42.1 FG%

1998 - 15.7 ppg, 6.8 rpg, 4.8 apg, 1.7 spg 41 FG%


1990-91
Lakers
5
44.0
.558
.500
.848
1.6
5.0
6.6
11.4
2.8
1.40
3.6
3.6
31.2


1991-92
Trail Blazers
6
42.3
.526
.429
.891
1.0
3.8
4.8
6.5
1.7
0.33
2.0
3.5
35.8


1992-93
Suns
6
45.7
.508
.400
.694
2.5
6.0
8.5
6.3
1.7
0.67
2.7
3.3
41.0


1995-96
Supersonics
6
42.0
.415
.316
.836
1.7
3.7
5.3
4.2
1.7
0.17
3.0
2.8
27.3


1996-97
Jazz
6
42.7
.456
.320
.764
1.5
5.5
7.0
6.0
1.2
0.83
2.2
2.3
32.3


1997-98
Jazz
6
41.7
.427
.308
.814
1.5
2.5
4.0
2.3
1.8
0.67
1.7
2.2
33.5


Finals

5.8
43.0
.481
.368
.806
1.8
4.4
6.0
6.0
1.8
0.66
2.4
2.9
33.6

Arnold Toht
08-25-2013, 12:44 AM
How long will it take until El realizes that he has no right talking about the sweep when he couldn't capitalize on the title? For fuck's sake, man :lol

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:44 AM
Wanna bet The Farm! on det shit? :lol

I can bet The Sweep, tbh :lol

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:46 AM
How long will it take until El realizes that he has no right talking about the sweep when he couldn't capitalize on the title? For fuck's sake, man :lol

How long will it take Lakerfan to realize they have no right to talking about *anything* after The Sweep when we ended their season? For fuck's sake, man :lol

:lmao Lakers

SPM
08-25-2013, 12:46 AM
How long will it take until El realizes that he has no right talking about the sweep when he couldn't capitalize on the title? For fuck's sake, man :lol

:lol bragging about beating a Kobe-less Lakers team
:lol how far spur fan has fallen
:lol 2012 backdoored by Thunder
:lol 2013 biggest choke in sports history

Arnold Toht
08-25-2013, 12:47 AM
:lol bragging about beating a Kobe-less Lakers team
:lol how far spur fan has fallen
:lol 2012 backdoored by Thunder
:lol 2013 biggest choke in sports history

:lol in the midst of this 2013 Finals, 6, missed layup, missed free throw action, I fuckin' forgot about this masterpiece!

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 12:47 AM
2000 NBA Finals

Shaq- 38 PPG, 17 RPG, 2.5 APG, 2.7 BPG, 61% FG 96/157----6 games
Kobe-16 PPG, 5 RPG, 4 APG, 1.4 BPG, 36% FG%, 33/90----5 games

MVP= Shaq. Shaq performs MUCH better than Bryant who shoots a pathetic 36 percent. Also Shaq was doubled covered while Kobe was left with less coverage but even then Shaq did much better.

2001 NBA Finals

Shaq- 33 PPG, 16 RPG, 5 APG, 3.5 BPG, 63/110 57% FG-----5 games
Kobe- 24 PPG, 8 RPG, 6 APG, 1.4 BPG, 44/106 41% FG------5 games

MVP= Shaq. Shaq performs MUCH better than Bryant who shoots 41%.. Also Shaq was doubled covered while Kobe was left with less coverage but even then Shaq did much better.



2002 NBA Finals

Shaq- 37 PPG, 12.25 RPG, 4 APG, 2.75 BPG, 50/84 60% FG----4 games
Kobe-26 PPG, 5.75 RPG, 5 APG, .75 BPG, 36/70 51% FG-------4 games

MVP= Shaq again. Same old story- Shaq gets doubled coverage yet he still out performs Kobe big time.

Total average stats for 3 championships (15 games)=

Shaq=36 PPG, 15.4 RPG, 3.7 APG, 3 BPG, 209/351 60% FG, Double coverage
Kobe=20 PPG, 6 RPG, 4.6 APG, 1 BPG, 113/266 42% FG, Single coverage

cottie Pippen's NBA Finals Stats

1991 - 20.8 ppg, 9.4 rpg, 6.6 apg, 2.4 spg, 45.3 FG%

1992 - 20.8 ppg, 8.3 rpg, 7.7 apg, 1.5 spg, 48.4 FG%

1993 - 20.8 ppg, 9.2 rpg, 7.7 apg, 2.0 spg, 43 FG%

1996 - 15.7 ppg, 8.2 rpg, 5.3 apg, 2.3 spg, 34 FG%

1997 - 20.0 ppg, 8.3 rpg, 3.3 apg, 1.7 spg, 42.1 FG%

1998 - 15.7 ppg, 6.8 rpg, 4.8 apg, 1.7 spg 41 FG%


1990-91
Lakers
5
44.0
.558
.500
.848
1.6
5.0
6.6
11.4
2.8
1.40
3.6
3.6
31.2


1991-92
Trail Blazers
6
42.3
.526
.429
.891
1.0
3.8
4.8
6.5
1.7
0.33
2.0
3.5
35.8


1992-93
Suns
6
45.7
.508
.400
.694
2.5
6.0
8.5
6.3
1.7
0.67
2.7
3.3
41.0


1995-96
Supersonics
6
42.0
.415
.316
.836
1.7
3.7
5.3
4.2
1.7
0.17
3.0
2.8
27.3


1996-97
Jazz
6
42.7
.456
.320
.764
1.5
5.5
7.0
6.0
1.2
0.83
2.2
2.3
32.3


1997-98
Jazz
6
41.7
.427
.308
.814
1.5
2.5
4.0
2.3
1.8
0.67
1.7
2.2
33.5


Finals

5.8
43.0
.481
.368
.806
1.8
4.4
6.0
6.0
1.8
0.66
2.4
2.9
33.6




http://www.miscupload.com/upload/78455095513815159892848.gif

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:48 AM
:lol bragging about beating a Kobe-less Lakers team
:lol how far spur fan has fallen
:lol 2012 backdoored by Thunder
:lol 2013 biggest choke in sports history

:lol dickriding the Heat
:lol dickriding the Thunder
:lol how far Lakerfan has fallen
:lol $130 million roster
:lol Kobe is done
:lol Mike D'Antoni
:lol lost every game by double-digits
:lol swept

Arnold Toht
08-25-2013, 12:48 AM
^ sup, Lefty?

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:49 AM
:lol in the midst of this 2013 Finals, 6, missed layup, missed free throw action, I fuckin' forgot about this masterpiece!

more dickriding by Lakerfan... have to ride coattails like Cancer because his team was Swept :lmao

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:49 AM
^ sup, Lefty?

^ sup, Swept? :lmao

irishock
08-25-2013, 12:49 AM
200 replies in 7 hours. I applaud myself for making a great bait thread

SPM
08-25-2013, 12:49 AM
:lol dickriding the Heat
:lol dickriding the Thunder
:lol how far Lakerfan has fallen
:lol $130 million roster
:lol Kobe is done
:lol Mike D'Antoni
:lol lost every game by double-digits
:lol swept

http://www.indyprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Reggie-Choke.jpg

Arnold Toht
08-25-2013, 12:50 AM
^ sup, Swept? :lmao

:lol backdoored

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:51 AM
http://www.indyprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Reggie-Choke.jpg

Let's talk Lakers, Lakerfan :lol

http://i0.wp.com/www.sheridanhoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mike-dantoni.jpg

:lmao Lakers

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:51 AM
2000 NBA Finals

Shaq- 38 PPG, 17 RPG, 2.5 APG, 2.7 BPG, 61% FG 96/157----6 games
Kobe-16 PPG, 5 RPG, 4 APG, 1.4 BPG, 36% FG%, 33/90----5 games

MVP= Shaq. Shaq performs MUCH better than Bryant who shoots a pathetic 36 percent. Also Shaq was doubled covered while Kobe was left with less coverage but even then Shaq did much better.

2001 NBA Finals

Shaq- 33 PPG, 16 RPG, 5 APG, 3.5 BPG, 63/110 57% FG-----5 games
Kobe- 24 PPG, 8 RPG, 6 APG, 1.4 BPG, 44/106 41% FG------5 games

MVP= Shaq. Shaq performs MUCH better than Bryant who shoots 41%.. Also Shaq was doubled covered while Kobe was left with less coverage but even then Shaq did much better.



2002 NBA Finals

Shaq- 37 PPG, 12.25 RPG, 4 APG, 2.75 BPG, 50/84 60% FG----4 games
Kobe-26 PPG, 5.75 RPG, 5 APG, .75 BPG, 36/70 51% FG-------4 games

MVP= Shaq again. Same old story- Shaq gets doubled coverage yet he still out performs Kobe big time.

Total average stats for 3 championships (15 games)=

Shaq=36 PPG, 15.4 RPG, 3.7 APG, 3 BPG, 209/351 60% FG, Double coverage
Kobe=20 PPG, 6 RPG, 4.6 APG, 1 BPG, 113/266 42% FG, Single coverage

cottie Pippen's NBA Finals Stats

1991 - 20.8 ppg, 9.4 rpg, 6.6 apg, 2.4 spg, 45.3 FG%

1992 - 20.8 ppg, 8.3 rpg, 7.7 apg, 1.5 spg, 48.4 FG%

1993 - 20.8 ppg, 9.2 rpg, 7.7 apg, 2.0 spg, 43 FG%

1996 - 15.7 ppg, 8.2 rpg, 5.3 apg, 2.3 spg, 34 FG%

1997 - 20.0 ppg, 8.3 rpg, 3.3 apg, 1.7 spg, 42.1 FG%

1998 - 15.7 ppg, 6.8 rpg, 4.8 apg, 1.7 spg 41 FG%


1990-91
Lakers
5
44.0
.558
.500
.848
1.6
5.0
6.6
11.4
2.8
1.40
3.6
3.6
31.2


1991-92
Trail Blazers
6
42.3
.526
.429
.891
1.0
3.8
4.8
6.5
1.7
0.33
2.0
3.5
35.8


1992-93
Suns
6
45.7
.508
.400
.694
2.5
6.0
8.5
6.3
1.7
0.67
2.7
3.3
41.0


1995-96
Supersonics
6
42.0
.415
.316
.836
1.7
3.7
5.3
4.2
1.7
0.17
3.0
2.8
27.3


1996-97
Jazz
6
42.7
.456
.320
.764
1.5
5.5
7.0
6.0
1.2
0.83
2.2
2.3
32.3


1997-98
Jazz
6
41.7
.427
.308
.814
1.5
2.5
4.0
2.3
1.8
0.67
1.7
2.2
33.5


Finals

5.8
43.0
.481
.368
.806
1.8
4.4
6.0
6.0
1.8
0.66
2.4
2.9
33.6



TLDNR tbh

However, here are some quick hard hitting facts:


MJ rang totals in the '80s : :lol
MJ rang totals without MVPippen: :lol
Kobe rang totals with Snaq: 3
Snaq rang totals without Kobe: 1
Kobe rang total without Snaq: 2
Pau swept without Kobe: at least twice
Kobe: 5, Snaq/Tammy: 4


:downspin:

Bynumite
08-25-2013, 12:51 AM
Amy signed a prenupPERIOD

Buying a gym to the dude that was balls deep in your wife for 3 years without your knowledge, Jim is taking cucking to completely new heights.

Jim might as well cut off his dick and throw it in the trash because his manhood just walked out the door after that one. Being exposed as a cock gobbling faggot is the cherry on top tbh.

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:51 AM
:lol backdoored

more frontrunning other teams for doing what the Lakers couldn't :lmao

:lol Swept

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:52 AM
I can bet The Sweep, tbh :lol
:lol

Arnold Toht
08-25-2013, 12:53 AM
^ Just like how Spurfan dickrode the Heat throughout the season, saying how their team had no shot at winning the title, until you fags actually got to the Finals and almost literally touched the LOB... only to give it right back to them! :lmao

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 12:54 AM
TLDNR tbh

However, here are some quick hard hitting facts:


MJ rang totals in the '80s : :lol
MJ rang totals without MVPippen: :lol
Kobe rang totals with Snaq: 3
Snaq rang totals without Kobe: 1
Kobe rang total without Snaq: 2
Pau swept without Kobe: at least twice
Kobe: 5, Snaq/Tammy: 4


:downspin:
Scottie Pippen's NBA Finals Stats

1991 - 20.8 ppg, 9.4 rpg, 6.6 apg, 2.4 spg, 45.3 FG%

1992 - 20.8 ppg, 8.3 rpg, 7.7 apg, 1.5 spg, 48.4 FG%

1993 - 20.8 ppg, 9.2 rpg, 7.7 apg, 2.0 spg, 43 FG%

1996 - 15.7 ppg, 8.2 rpg, 5.3 apg, 2.3 spg, 34 FG%

1997 - 20.0 ppg, 8.3 rpg, 3.3 apg, 1.7 spg, 42.1 FG%

1998 - 15.7 ppg, 6.8 rpg, 4.8 apg, 1.7 spg 41 FG%


:lol

ElNono
08-25-2013, 12:54 AM
Buying a gym to the dude that was balls deep in your wife, Jim is taking cucking to completely new heights.

Jim might as well cut off his dick and throw it in the trash because his manhood just walked out the door after that one. Being exposed as a cock gobbling faggot is the cherry on top tbh.

He also tore your shitty ass team a new asshole, plus there's only one well known fag...

http://i42.tinypic.com/ejah48.jpg

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 12:59 AM
Scottie Pippen's NBA Finals Stats

1991 - 20.8 ppg, 9.4 rpg, 6.6 apg, 2.4 spg, 45.3 FG%

1992 - 20.8 ppg, 8.3 rpg, 7.7 apg, 1.5 spg, 48.4 FG%

1993 - 20.8 ppg, 9.2 rpg, 7.7 apg, 2.0 spg, 43 FG%

1996 - 15.7 ppg, 8.2 rpg, 5.3 apg, 2.3 spg, 34 FG%

1997 - 20.0 ppg, 8.3 rpg, 3.3 apg, 1.7 spg, 42.1 FG%

1998 - 15.7 ppg, 6.8 rpg, 4.8 apg, 1.7 spg 41 FG%


:lol
All around player plus he was your best defender. What's your point? I also saw him take your boys deep into the playoffs after a 55-win season... while you enacted your FMLA leave after getting your daddy whacked. :lol at MJ "crapping out" on det one. :rollin :lmao :rollin

SPM
08-25-2013, 12:59 AM
http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/4fc8b2f06bb3f7b832000001/gregg-popovich-gif.gif

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 01:00 AM
He also tore your shitty ass team a new asshole, plus there's only one well known fag...

http://i42.tinypic.com/ejah48.jpg
Has Tammy defended himself from Amy's highly credible allegations? Until he does, he's a bonafide fagg tbh. :lol

ElNono
08-25-2013, 01:01 AM
Has Tammy defended himself from Amy's highly credible allegations? Until he does, he's a bonafide fagg tbh. :lol

TammySWEPT period :lol

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 01:01 AM
All around player plus he was your best defender. What's your point? I also saw him take your boys deep into the playoffs after a 55-win season... while you enacted your FMLA leave after getting your daddy whacked. :lol at MJ "crapping out" on det one. :rollin :lmao :rollin

http://www.michaeljordansworld.com/stats_finals.htm

SPM
08-25-2013, 01:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz3tOc_qItU

ElNono
08-25-2013, 01:02 AM
http://lakernation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Achilles.jpg

ElNono
08-25-2013, 01:03 AM
HUXZ1HbtkuA

ElNono
08-25-2013, 01:03 AM
KqZ7fB2ZVw8

Bynumite
08-25-2013, 01:06 AM
He also tore your shitty ass team a new asshole, plus there's only one well known fag...

http://i42.tinypic.com/ejah48.jpg

Not a Laker, couldn't give two shits if Magic's faggot son is offering free blowies on Hollywood Boulevard.

On the other hand, this is your current team leader and franchise GOAT:

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/07/Tim-duncan.jpghttp://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/6/5/ishipit.jpg

Arnold Toht
08-25-2013, 01:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz3tOc_qItU

:lmao classic

ElNono
08-25-2013, 01:08 AM
Not a Laker, couldn't give two shits if Magic's faggot son is offering free blowies on Hollywood Boulevard.

This is a Laker... franchise GOAT

http://static.hiphopwired.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/magic-johnson-isiah-thomas-kiss-425.jpg
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/tsminteractive.com/files/2012/11/Magic-Johnson.jpg

Like father, like son :lmao

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 01:09 AM
This is a Laker... franchise GOAT

http://static.hiphopwired.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/magic-johnson-isiah-thomas-kiss-425.jpg
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/tsminteractive.com/files/2012/11/Magic-Johnson.jpg

Like father, like son :lmao
:lol

ElNono
08-25-2013, 01:09 AM
http://www.michaeljordansworld.com/stats_finals.htm

http://i.imgur.com/0xhb0JX.gif

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 01:11 AM
http://www.michaeljordansworld.com/stats_finals.htm
None of the teams he played in the Finals were even capable of playing defense. Look at these defensive juggernauts, and his primary defender:

:lol '91 Lakers - Byron Scott
:lol '92 Blazers - Drexler
:lol '93 Suns - Thunder Dan
:lol '95 Sonics - the Glove and Nate Mc held him to 27ppg
:lol '96 Jazz - Jeff Horny
:lol '97 Jazz - Bryon pushoff Russell

Kobe faced elite defenses in the Finals. MJ - hell no. :lol

Arnold Toht
08-25-2013, 01:12 AM
Spurfan dickriding MJ :lol

:lol giving up on Duncan

Bynumite
08-25-2013, 01:12 AM
Like father, like son

And like Kobe, Magic left the homo cuck on the shit end of the 5>4 stick... tee, hee :lol

Let us proceed...

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 01:14 AM
This is a Laker... franchise GOAT

http://static.hiphopwired.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/magic-johnson-isiah-thomas-kiss-425.jpg
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/tsminteractive.com/files/2012/11/Magic-Johnson.jpg

Like father, like son :lmao
Kobe won 5 of 7 and played all NBA defense (in his prime of course)
Magic won 5 of 9 and played good team defense

Kobe wins in a pinch tbh.

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 01:15 AM
None of the teams he played in the Finals were even capable of playing defense. Look at these defensive juggernauts, and his primary defender:

:lol '91 Lakers - Byron Scott
:lol '92 Blazers - Drexler
:lol '93 Suns - Thunder Dan
:lol '95 Sonics - the Glove and Nate Mc held him to 27ppg
:lol '96 Jazz - Jeff Horny
:lol '97 Jazz - Bryon pushoff Russell

Kobe faced elite defenses in the Finals. MJ - hell no. :lol
:lol Elite defenses when being left wide open with Shaq triple teamed.

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 01:15 AM
And like Kobe, Magic left the homo cuck on the shit end of the 5>4 stick... tee, hee :lol

Let us proceed...
:lol

Arnold Toht
08-25-2013, 01:17 AM
And like Kobe, Magic left the homo cuck on the shit end of the 5>4 stick... tee, hee :lol

Let us proceed...

Pretty much boiled down for us, tbh. :lol

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 01:17 AM
:lol Elite defenses when being left wide open with Shaq triple teamed.
Snaq wasn't a Laker from 2008-2010 son.

Funny how after The Eviction! he turned into The Big Journeyman. Yet Kobe was still classy enough to let him retire as a Laker. :lol

Arnold Toht
08-25-2013, 01:19 AM
Snaq wasn't a Laker from 2008-2010 son.

Funny how after The Eviction! he turned into The Big Journeyman. Yet Kobe was still classy enough to let him retire as a Laker. :lol

Kobe did it because of sympathy. He already chased daddy down and put the fat fuck on a rocking chair. That's how it got to::

Kobe 5
Shaq 4
Duncan 4

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 01:19 AM
Snaq wasn't a Laker from 2008-2010 son.

Funny how after The Eviction! he turned into The Big Journeyman. Yet Kobe was still classy enough to let him retire as a Laker. :lol
:lmao 2 elite defenses out of 7 appearances. :rollin

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 01:20 AM
:lmao 2 elite defenses out of 7 appearances. :rollin
You didn't even face one. WTF you talking bout? :lol

Arnold Toht
08-25-2013, 01:27 AM
^ This entire thread is nothing but bitterness over 5-4, Kobe over Duncan.


Let's move on.

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 01:28 AM
:lmao 2 elite defenses out of 7 appearances. :rollin
:lol at stat padding and getting your rocks off against Jeff fucking Hornacek and Thunder Dan (non-br:lolthas) in the Finals. :lmao

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 01:28 AM
You didn't even face one. WTF you talking bout? :lol

I couldn't be stopped :lol. Doubled, it didn't matter.

Michael Jordan.
08-25-2013, 01:29 AM
:lol at stat padding and getting your rocks off against Jeff fucking Hornacek and Thunder Dan (non-br:lolthas) in the Finals. :lmao
Kobe couldn't even stat pad being wide fuckin open. :lol

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 01:29 AM
^ This entire thread is nothing but bitterness over 5-4, Kobe over Duncan.


Let's move on.
I feel you. MJ could have 6,000 rangs. But as long as its 5>4, I'm good. :toast

ElNono
08-25-2013, 01:31 AM
And like Kobe, Magic left the homo cuck on the shit end of the 5>4 stick... tee, hee :lol

Let us proceed...

Kobe got Swept, just like you did... tee, hee :lol

Let us proceed...

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 02:11 AM
Kobe got Swept, just like you did... tee, hee :lol

Let us proceed...
5 > 4 :downspin:

Arnold Toht
08-25-2013, 02:18 AM
^ Hopefully next time the Spurs will be able to play fundamental basketball. You know, maybe hitting a free throw, or grabbing a rebound, or not throwing the ball to the other team, and most importantly, making open layups with the title on the line. Christ. :lmao

ElNono
08-25-2013, 02:22 AM
5 > 4 :downspin:

Spurs 4 > Lakers 0 :downspin:

ElNono
08-25-2013, 02:25 AM
^ Hopefully next time the Spurs will be able to play fundamental basketball. You know, maybe hitting a free throw, or grabbing a rebound, or not throwing the ball to the other team, and most importantly, making open layups with the title on the line. Christ. :lmao

^ Hopefully next time the Lakers can win a game. You know, maybe at least keep it within single digits, or not getting his best player ejected, or not having to beg said player to stay with the team, and most importantly, avoid the embarrassment of getting Swept. Christ. :lmao

LkrFan
08-25-2013, 04:33 AM
Spurs 4 > Lakers 0 :downspin:
:lol