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CosmicCowboy
08-26-2013, 05:02 PM
Picked about 5 gallons of prickly pear tunas this weekend...seared off the thorns, poached them in boiling water, slit them and crushed them in the grape press...some absolutely beautiful neon pink juice...ended up with about six liters of juice...mix it 1-1 with sugar and it tastes like liquid raspberry / bubble gum. Mix with lime juice and good tequila and tunaritas are on....

https://sphotos-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/1148407_10201636057603867_142677447_n.jpg?oh=b678c 9ea1ac4e22cc3a9ed584fb5415a&oe=521DC063

The Reckoning
08-26-2013, 05:19 PM
holy shit that's brilliant

ChumpDumper
08-26-2013, 05:28 PM
Save it for facebook.

CosmicCowboy
08-26-2013, 05:31 PM
Save it for facebook.

I realize that the anal stimulation thread was the high point of your day but some of us in here just like to share recipes.

ChumpDumper
08-26-2013, 05:32 PM
I realize that the anal stimulation thread was the high point of your day but some of us in here just like to share recipes.Huh?

You made an anal stimulation thread?

CosmicCowboy
08-26-2013, 05:37 PM
It's OK. We know you wanked off to Kool's Bum thread. Each to his own.

But a tunarita thread > bum stimulation thread IMHO.

ChumpDumper
08-26-2013, 05:43 PM
It's OK. We know you wanked off to Kool's Bum thread. Each to his own.It's OK that you post your fantasies about me.


But a tunarita thread > bum stimulation thread IMHO.Visualizing me in sex acts is apparently > anything else IYHO.

The Reckoning
08-26-2013, 05:48 PM
having an Ayahuasca session with shamans is still on my bucket list

CosmicCowboy
08-26-2013, 05:51 PM
LOL Chump. Sorry, no fantasies.

If I visualize you at all it's something like this:

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm241/brittanyys_world/Decorated%20images/really-fat-guy-on-computer.jpg

You are insignificant to my life.

Blake
08-26-2013, 05:52 PM
Make sure you sous vide the tuna first

CosmicCowboy
08-26-2013, 05:55 PM
Make sure you sous vide the tuna first

Make sure you remind your mom you want to borrow the car Friday night.

ChumpDumper
08-26-2013, 05:58 PM
LOL Chump. Sorry, no fantasies.

If I visualize you at all it's something like this:You already posted the fantasy above. Feel free to edit it to save face.


You are insignificant to my life.Which is why you have to post fantasies about me, of course.

Viva Las Espuelas
08-26-2013, 06:18 PM
Make sure you sous vide the tuna first

:lol

I was gonna work the sous vide angle in here but I'll leave gramps be.

mrsmaalox
08-26-2013, 11:21 PM
I've made really excellent jam with those.

Max Taber
08-27-2013, 12:41 PM
Messing with a thorny fruit just for some bubblegum tequila.

You cowboys jumped the shark at BrokeBack.

baseline bum
08-27-2013, 01:13 PM
Those tunas are good (as are the paddles in a salad with some olive oil, tomato, serrano, onion, and queso fresco), but gotdamn they stain the shit out of everything they touch. :lol

Trill Clinton
08-27-2013, 01:23 PM
:lmao a tunarita???? Ahahahahaha please tell me you made those for your female friends. Did you put a little umbrella and a pineapple wedge on the glass for garnish too?

CosmicCowboy
08-27-2013, 01:28 PM
Funny how the drink bothers you fag boys. Not comfortable with your masculinity? It's a margarita, dude.

cantthinkofanything
08-27-2013, 01:30 PM
HNINSQ_2TuI

Blake
08-27-2013, 01:37 PM
Funny how the drink bothers you fag boys. Not comfortable with your masculinity? It's a margarita, dude.

CC delivering the salty

bigzak25
08-27-2013, 01:40 PM
i thought tuna was a fish, what the fuck you talkin bout cosmic.