Dirk

[monosylab1k]

Last I checked Dirk Nowitzki is an NBA World Champion who owned the fuck out of Kevin Durant in 2011. Why the fuck would he lower himself to being a bit player (and Marco Bellinelli's fucking sidekick) in a Kevin Durant ad? Have some fucking self respect, Dirk. Jesus Christ.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtkfOE1ObEA

[DMC]

Kevin is going to Dallas

[Kool Bob Love]

http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/the-jews-did-this-gif.gif

[Arnold Toht]

^ Koon Bob Love

[whitemamba]

http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/the-jews-did-this-gif.gif

:lmao

[AaronY]

Jesus, that was humiliating..my condolences, OP

[Rogue]

it's just an ad, I think even Dirk himself doesn't take that shit so seriously. Like, my goddess has played supporting roles in many films such as prestige, the black Dahlia, match point, she's just not that into you, Ironman 2... just to name a few, and even in some movies where she played leading roles she was still ranked on the cast list below the likes of Natalie fucking Portman (the other boleyn girl) and that "vicky" bitch in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, but it's common knowledge that my goddess is superior to them all.

[irishock]

it's just an ad, I think even Dirk himself doesn't take that shit so seriously. Like, my goddess has played supporting roles in many films such as prestige, the black Dahlia, match point, she's just not that into you, Ironman 2... just to name a few, and even in some movies where she played leading roles she was still ranked on the cast list below the likes of Natalie fucking Portman (the other boleyn girl) and that "vicky" bitch in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, but it's common knowledge that my goddess is superior to them all.

Neither one can act, tbh. Your goddess and Portman

[Rogue]

My goddess still has the beauty to sell though, which makes a whole lot of difference than Portman imho.