If Dwight was drafted by the Lakers

[baseline bum]

would kobe be ok playing as his sidekick? how many championships these two would have? would kobe have snitched on him to five-oh? how would dwight impact kobe on and off the court? would they have fun? if not, would mitch ship his ass out? the man of god bible kemp or the electrifying and cash generating kobe?

[The Franchise]

Hmmmm?

[Andy]

Kobe couldn't be Dwight's sidekick because Dwight can't carry the offense and is not a first option.