Koolaid_Man
09-05-2013, 03:25 PM
ok here are a few I found to get things started...are you brave & courageous enough to tell yours? :lol enjoy
Haha. I had a roommate that had this girl he was banging and after the first time he came and told me how badly it smelled. I just laughed and thought he was exaggerating. He wasn't getting much so he fucked her as much as he could but he always complained to me how bad it was.
One day I came in to the room right after they fucked and I was like what the fuck is that smell!? And he said in a quiet voice "its her pussy bro. I told you it smelled."
Had to open the windows and leave for a bit.
lol that reminds me of the time i was fucking this fat bitch at my dads house. She was on her period. And my dad came home and interrupted us. I went out in the living room to distract him while she snuck out. And he was all like "you need to stop fucking that fat bitch in my house. Her pussy fuckin stinks" i was roflmao. She was so mad. She was like "youre gonna let your dad call me a fat bitch?!?!?! Omg" lol was hilarious.
This is extremely embarrassing, but oh well! So me and my ex-girlfriend are trying anal for the second time. I pull my johnson out, look down, and what do I see? A piece of shit on my dick. I'm not proud to say this but I didn't stop.
i was eating this girl out. I swear her pussy tasted like powdery paper or something. It was so tart. And sour. And just ewwww. I was so grossed out. But the girl was like a legit 8/10 and she was gonna let me hit. And i was fat back then. So i took one for the team lol.
one afternoon I was getting down with this chick & when I took her shorts off I could smell her pussy. I went down on her, I literally licked her once and almost puked. idk if she saw that cause she stopped me and gave me head
In high school, my buddy and his girlfriend drove out to a pasture to drink and fuck. They got liquored up, and she had to go out to crap. She came back, he figured it was time to give her the bone. When they started to make out, he could smell nasty shit. She was so drunk she crapped into her own shorts, then pulled them back on and smeared shit all over herself.
End of the party, no pussy for him that day.
I'm eyeing this girl dancing to my music at a rave, well my set is done, I go up to her and whisper my line into her ear. We are hot and heavy in the bed of my truck, I fuck the shit out of her, make her bleed, squirt and cry when she cums... Then she tells me she is 12, I was just recently 18. She didn't look 12 however in any way I puked lol but we are still friends today
Honestly nowadays with most kids their body grows way faster then they're suppose to. Supposedly it has to do with all the steroids/hormones in our foods that is speeding up the process. 15-17 year olds look like they're fuckin 19-21
I had sex with this one girl while she was on her period, and she kept saying she had to stay quiet not to wake up her baby in the crib in the same room so I felt awkward as hell.
She turned on the light for a second and I saw all the blood on the condom and I instantly went soft, and that was the only condom I had.
So I made an excuse to leave and instantly felt a sigh of relief. We didnt talk after that and I awkwardly ran into her working at the Wendy's drive through.
Back in College (http://www.grasscity.com/int_en/catalogsearch/result/?q=college) I had been trying to hit this MILF that lived in the apartment (http://www.grasscity.com/int_en/catalogsearch/result/?q=apartment) upstairs. I was 19, she was 35. One night I was in her apartment having a few beers and she keeps touching me and even kisses me but every time makes a comment that I am to young... We eventually get into some heavy making out. I pick her up and walk towards the bedroom. She is kissing me and laughing and says something really funny.... (Her bedroom has a 1 step platform that the bed is on.) I step on the platform while laughing and farted really loud. She quickly mentions an early morning meeting and that she should go to bed and that it was time for me to leave..
No puss for me and the Blue Ball factor was super painful!!
So the ex and I were doing the dirty with a rubber. I pull out and I finish all over her back and hair and I'm like "The fuck?" I looked around and couldn't find the condom! Ex said her pussy felt weird...and you can probably guess the rest. The condom had come off inside her vagina and I had to pull it out with my finger....
Haha. I had a roommate that had this girl he was banging and after the first time he came and told me how badly it smelled. I just laughed and thought he was exaggerating. He wasn't getting much so he fucked her as much as he could but he always complained to me how bad it was.
One day I came in to the room right after they fucked and I was like what the fuck is that smell!? And he said in a quiet voice "its her pussy bro. I told you it smelled."
Had to open the windows and leave for a bit.
lol that reminds me of the time i was fucking this fat bitch at my dads house. She was on her period. And my dad came home and interrupted us. I went out in the living room to distract him while she snuck out. And he was all like "you need to stop fucking that fat bitch in my house. Her pussy fuckin stinks" i was roflmao. She was so mad. She was like "youre gonna let your dad call me a fat bitch?!?!?! Omg" lol was hilarious.
This is extremely embarrassing, but oh well! So me and my ex-girlfriend are trying anal for the second time. I pull my johnson out, look down, and what do I see? A piece of shit on my dick. I'm not proud to say this but I didn't stop.
i was eating this girl out. I swear her pussy tasted like powdery paper or something. It was so tart. And sour. And just ewwww. I was so grossed out. But the girl was like a legit 8/10 and she was gonna let me hit. And i was fat back then. So i took one for the team lol.
one afternoon I was getting down with this chick & when I took her shorts off I could smell her pussy. I went down on her, I literally licked her once and almost puked. idk if she saw that cause she stopped me and gave me head
In high school, my buddy and his girlfriend drove out to a pasture to drink and fuck. They got liquored up, and she had to go out to crap. She came back, he figured it was time to give her the bone. When they started to make out, he could smell nasty shit. She was so drunk she crapped into her own shorts, then pulled them back on and smeared shit all over herself.
End of the party, no pussy for him that day.
I'm eyeing this girl dancing to my music at a rave, well my set is done, I go up to her and whisper my line into her ear. We are hot and heavy in the bed of my truck, I fuck the shit out of her, make her bleed, squirt and cry when she cums... Then she tells me she is 12, I was just recently 18. She didn't look 12 however in any way I puked lol but we are still friends today
Honestly nowadays with most kids their body grows way faster then they're suppose to. Supposedly it has to do with all the steroids/hormones in our foods that is speeding up the process. 15-17 year olds look like they're fuckin 19-21
I had sex with this one girl while she was on her period, and she kept saying she had to stay quiet not to wake up her baby in the crib in the same room so I felt awkward as hell.
She turned on the light for a second and I saw all the blood on the condom and I instantly went soft, and that was the only condom I had.
So I made an excuse to leave and instantly felt a sigh of relief. We didnt talk after that and I awkwardly ran into her working at the Wendy's drive through.
Back in College (http://www.grasscity.com/int_en/catalogsearch/result/?q=college) I had been trying to hit this MILF that lived in the apartment (http://www.grasscity.com/int_en/catalogsearch/result/?q=apartment) upstairs. I was 19, she was 35. One night I was in her apartment having a few beers and she keeps touching me and even kisses me but every time makes a comment that I am to young... We eventually get into some heavy making out. I pick her up and walk towards the bedroom. She is kissing me and laughing and says something really funny.... (Her bedroom has a 1 step platform that the bed is on.) I step on the platform while laughing and farted really loud. She quickly mentions an early morning meeting and that she should go to bed and that it was time for me to leave..
No puss for me and the Blue Ball factor was super painful!!
So the ex and I were doing the dirty with a rubber. I pull out and I finish all over her back and hair and I'm like "The fuck?" I looked around and couldn't find the condom! Ex said her pussy felt weird...and you can probably guess the rest. The condom had come off inside her vagina and I had to pull it out with my finger....