RoboCop 2014

[benefactor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBeSfnIT_Bw

[lefty]

Shit looks good

Nick Fury! Age of Ultronironman



But srsly, they should add this guy


http://mimg.ugo.com/201002/38202/robocop-12.jpg

[DJR210]

I'll buy that for a dollar!

[benefactor]

Looks like they are going away from the dialogue that made the original a classic and moving towards a pure scifi flick. Probably a good idea as trying to recreate that would probably fail pretty hard...not that this will succeed.

It looks ok. The cast seems solid so we will see if the story holds up.

[Axegrinder]

Texas' own Jackie Earle Haley as Maddox..pretty cool seeing him get another role in what looks to be a cool movie.

[CitizenDwayne]

Yeah...this really needed to happen.

[Proxy]

Hopefully it's as good as Dredd was

[UZER]

Wow...that was pretty good. Love the fact they worked the original suit in there.

Hope the movie lives up to the trailer.

[DJR210]

The original suit did not have a black helmet with a glowing visor.

[Darius McCrary]

Won't be the same without the brutal murder at point blank.

[jeebus]

Pass. Too many fucking remakes.

[benefactor]

The directors last effort was action flick that got great reviews. Perhaps there is hope for this after all.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/elite_squad_the_enemy_within/

Might check this out before I see the RoboCop remake.

[DJR210]

Do they include Detroit's bankruptcy in the movie?

[baseline bum]

Fuck that. Robocop is way too awesome a movie to ever remake. Might as well remake Goodfellas or Clockwork Orange too.

[CubanSucks]

this looks so fucking boilerplate. I can't even hate on it though cause it's so common


the original a classic

Say what?


Fuck that. Robocop is way too awesome a movie to ever remake. Might as well remake Goodfellas or Clockwork Orange too.

Come again?



are you faggots serious?

[benefactor]

are you faggots serious?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5qmsjFW2pE

[CubanSucks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5qmsjFW2pE

wasn't even the right music

I was actually expecting that to be funny

[TheMACHINE]

*I remember getting emotional when Alex Murphy got all tore up due to a billion gun shot wounds from laughing bad guys....not so sure the new Robocop can elicit the same emotions with a simple car bomb.

[monosylab1k]

this looks so fucking boilerplate. I can't even hate on it though cause it's so common



Say what?



Come again?



are you faggots serious?

Die.

[Bynumite]

Does he run now or still walks around like a faggot? The movie is alright but the character is lame as fuck tbh.

[Jacob1983]

Robocop can't be a wigger, sorry. Robocop is supposed to be a very very white guy.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Came in here ready to crap all over this and heaven help me I think it shows some signs of life. There's a good enough cast there to make a C- level script into something watchable, though there could easily be an irredeemable stinker hiding in there.

[Creepn]

All you have to do is shoot RoboCop in the mouth. I don't know why criminals don't think about this.

[Slim Charles]

They got Batman and the commish in there? I'm gonna grab me a 10 piece, some hot sauce, a 40 and watch that shit as soon as it comes out. Y'all hatin now but you're gonna be pissed when you hear me cracking jokes and talkin in the theatre.

[Slim Charles]

All you have to do is shoot RoboCop in the mouth. I don't know why criminals don't think about this.

Because they're white. White people shoot to maim. Even the criminals.

**EDIT** Unless it's a black cop/"criminal"

[Monostradamus]

according to IMDB bob morton has a role in the movie, so it can't be all bad.

[Monostradamus]

All you have to do is shoot RoboCop in the mouth. I don't know why criminals don't think about this.

hard to do when you hold your piece sideways.

[Trill Clinton]

Fuck that. Robocop is way too awesome a movie to ever remake. Might as well remake Goodfellas or Clockwork Orange too.

http://i40.tinypic.com/28tymo2.png whoooa i love robocop too but its not in the same class as goodfellas or cwo. its a cult classic in the same vein as the goonies or the lost boys. both movies are fine for remakes if done well and this trailer looks pretty damn good.

[CubanSucks]

Goodfellas is an all time top 10, Clockwork Orange top 20ish. Robocop is a "fun time piece" kinda movie

[Darth_Pelican]

Robocop soundboard:

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/sb/movies/robocop/3

[trypldubl]

The original suit did not have a black helmet with a glowing visor.


Did you not watch the trailer? smh

[ohmwrecker]

Good cast, but that doesn't mean anything these days. Looks shitty.

[GoodOdor]

PG 13:lol

Also, fuck the fact they left his wife+kid in there. I don't give a shit about them. What made Robocop awesome was that
he had nothing from his old life - he was more machine than man.

[Jacob1983]

His hands are supposed to be covered, he can't run, and his gun in his thigh.:rolleyes This remake is like that late term abortion remake of Hellraiser. Did you ever the remake to Hellraiser? That remake was terrible.

[Creepn]

PG 13:lol

Also, fuck the fact they left his wife+kid in there. I don't give a shit about them. What made Robocop awesome was that
he had nothing from his old life - he was more machine than man.

Sucks PG13 is the standard now. Remember back in the day all the good movies was rated R ad there was guaranteed to be some titties in it.

[GoodOdor]

Sucks PG13 is the standard now. Remember back in the day all the good movies was rated R ad there was guaranteed to be some titties in it.

Yup. Even wolverine was pg13 - here's a guy cutting people in half with his fucken claws and there's no blood.....

[TDMVPDPOY]

looks like shit

the suit looks like the suit that storm shadow wears in GIJOE

what made the original awesome was robocop lookin one way and shooting the other way without even looking....

[Jacob1983]

This Robocop remake should be called RoboPussy. The guy is emo and the suit sucks ass. Robocop can't run, damn it. And you can't see skin on his hands because they're covered with gloves.

[703 Spurz]

Movie looks like dog shit. PG-13 to R is a fucking travesty. Did they not already show him "dying" before becoming Robocop?

[monosylab1k]

The February release date is a bad sign too. If there was any chance this movie was good, the studio would probably stick it closer to summer to give it a bigger audience. They know it blows so they're dumping it in February so that it's only competition in theaters are shitty Katherine Heigl/Jen Aniston rom-coms.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

The February release date is a bad sign too. If there was any chance this movie was good, the studio would probably stick it closer to summer to give it a bigger audience. They know it blows so they're dumping it in February so that it's only competition in theaters are shitty Katherine Heigl/Jen Aniston rom-coms.

Ouch, missed that part about the release date. That puts a pretty big spike in any hope I had about potentially redeeming qualities being hidden in there.

[Jacob1983]

Jennifer Aniston/Katherine Heigl rom-coms:lol

[djohn2oo8]

Pretty decent. Not better than the original obviously and not the exact same storyline, but did it's own thing.

[TDMVPDPOY]

hows the villains in this movie?

does it triumph over the villains in 1+2?

[baseline bum]

Turns out it's pretty fucking awesome

QlMzcOiyA0w

[djohn2oo8]

hows the villains in this movie?

does it triumph over the villains in 1+2?
Not as good because the death scene in the first one was obviously more brutal, and you wanted those assholes dead. Keaton does a good job though. In this one, more focus was on Omnicorp.

[CuckingFunt]

Was dumb, of course, but not a horrible way to spend a couple of hours.

Kept wishing for a casting change, though. Can't help thinking Robomar would have made a more interesting movie than Roboring White Guy.

[Darius McCrary]

CF spent 12 dollars on Robocop 2014? I'll believe anything now.

[Darius McCrary]

Turns out it's pretty fucking awesome

QlMzcOiyA0w
That's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks
Thank you.

[CuckingFunt]

CF spent 12 dollars on Robocop 2014? I'll believe anything now.

CF spent $6 on Robocop.

CF's resolution this year is to see one movie per week in the theater. There are undoubtedly going to be some dogs along the way.

[Darius McCrary]

6 dollahs? Where are you, 1996?

Shoulda seen Lego movie.

[CuckingFunt]

6 dollahs? Where are you, 1996?

Shoulda seen Lego movie.

Matinee.

[UZER]

Saw it. Nothing special, but wasn't horrible if you take it for what its worth. February release date was correct.

Original had more shock value, but it was also rated R.

[hehateme]

The wife liked it but I think the money would have been better spent watching two bums fight over it.

[SupremeGuy]

Turns out it's pretty fucking awesome

QlMzcOiyA0w:lmao