Week One

[Avante]

Straight up

Denver was an easy pick

Pats on a whole other level than Buffalo

Seahawks too much of everything for the Panthers

Colts in a romp over the Raiders.....this could get ugly

Steelers over Titans

Rams on the rise, the Cards are not.

Niners at home, sorry Packers

Texans one of the elite, the Chargers one of the weak

Bengals over the Bears

Browns beat Dolphins

Lions whip Vikes

Cowboys take the Giants down

Buc's pummel a woeful Jets team

RGIII over Vick

Chiefs clobber Jags


Hardest game to get a handle on....Falcons at Saints

Saints have won 3 of the last 4. 7 of the last 8 at home vs Atlanta.

Ok..Saints.

[Blake]

Straight up

Denver was an easy pick


you didn't pick Denver straight up or ATS, fuck nut.

look out mason! Bus coming!

[symple19]

http://i.imgur.com/Ch8cwsw.gif

[spurraider21]

Colts in a romp over the Raiders.....this could get ugly

:depressed

[Avante]

you didn't pick Denver straight up or ATS, fuck nut.

look out mason! Bus coming!

paste....

Denver 7-1 in home openers the last 8. They are also the best Sept team in the NFL over the last 10 years. People forget the Ravens lost to...

Eagles
Barely Beat Chiefs 9-6
Texans...got hammered
Redskins
Bengals

...on the road in 2012. While Denver was 7-1 at home. Don't ignore the altitude early on either. Most the starters aren't in the kind of shape they will be in.

But all the point spread stats point towards the Ravens who are 6=2 vs the number vs Denver.

So....

Broncos wins it 27-21.

Broncos not a solid home favorite in these night games.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You must have missed that....,huh?

[Avante]

:depressed

So what's your take?

[spurraider21]

Grow up little man...ok? Monkeyball.....is what a little kid would say, yet you're too fucking immature to realize that.

Ravens plus the 8.5 tonight.


Denver was an easy pick

lawl

[Avante]

http://i.imgur.com/Ch8cwsw.gif

Grow up.

[spurraider21]

So what's your take?

wouldn't be surprised if that was the outcome. hoping Terrelle Pryor pulls some superman shit. (yeah, i read it. pathetic)

[Blake]

paste....

Denver 7-1 in home openers the last 8. They are also the best Sept team in the NFL over the last 10 years. People forget the Ravens lost to...

Eagles
Barely Beat Chiefs 9-6
Texans...got hammered
Redskins
Bengals

...on the road in 2012. While Denver was 7-1 at home. Don't ignore the altitude early on either. Most the starters aren't in the kind of shape they will be in.

But all the point spread stats point towards the Ravens who are 6=2 vs the number vs Denver.

So....

Broncos wins it 27-21.

Broncos not a solid home favorite in these night games.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You must have missed that....,huh?

Oh ok, so you are bragging about calling a win for a team favored by 8.

Meanwhile you lost money because you took the Ravens.

and you're fat.

[Avante]

Pryor will daze n' amaze us with his atletic ability but when it comes to leading an effective NFL offense, don't see it. And once the Raiders get behind and the D is looking for the pass....not good.

[Blake]

http://m.gifbin.com/982441

[Avante]

Oh ok, so you are bragging about calling a win for a team favored by 8.

Meanwhile you lost money because you took the Ravens.

and you're fat.

I didn't bet the game. Never said I did. I was just commenting on Balt having the stat/trend advantage.

Who was bragging?

Try paying attention before running your mouth...ok? I told you before I don't play these Thursday night games.

[Blake]

Mason! Look out!

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bus-avoid.gif

[spurraider21]

Pryor will daze n' amaze us with his atletic ability but when it comes to leading an effective NFL offense, don't see it. And once the Raiders get behind and the D is looking for the pass....not good.

yeah, pretty much what i'm expecting.

[Avante]

Mason! Look out!

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bus-avoid.gif

Are you really this fucked up?

[Blake]

Are you really this fucked up?

You remember det time you guaranteed you would win 70% of your picks ATS?

I do. We all do.

But then a bus came and you saw an opportunity to throw your son under it.

Det's more messed up than any horrifying gif i can find.

[Avante]

You remember det time you guaranteed you would win 70% of your picks ATS?

I do. We all do.

But then a bus came and you saw an opportunity to throw your son under it.

Det's more messed up than any horrifying gif i can find.

He had fun with you. We both did. Nobody hits 70% moron.

This season it's just me. Let's see how I do. I'm working on it right now.

[Blake]

He had fun with you. We both did. Nobody hits 70% moron.

This season it's just me. Let's see how I do. I'm working on it right now.

You're nothing more than a punchline, you welching fat racist fuck.

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol chiefs clobbering the jags? did Alex smith just turn into peyton? no more than a 10 pt game either way

[Avante]

You're nothing more than a punchline, you welching fat racist fuck.

Look at yourself asshole, this is all you ever do here/The Club. Talk about a sad sack of shit, wow! Nobody should be this miserable with life. Why are you so unhappy all the time?

Then ya wonder why...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=221610

[Avante]

lol chiefs clobbering the jags? did Alex smith just turn into peyton? no more than a 10 pt game either way

Last time they played....Chiefs 42 Jags 20

[Holden_Caulfield]

Last time they played....Chiefs 42 Jags 20


lolol

[Blake]

Look at yourself asshole, this is all you ever do here/The Club. Talk about a sad sack of shit, wow! Nobody should be this miserable with life. Why are you so unhappy all the time?

Then ya wonder why...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=221610

I'm happy and i don't wonder about whatever thread you linked at all.

You're fat and stupid though.

[Avante]

I'm happy and i don't wonder about whatever thread you linked at all.

You're fat and stupid though.

You're a joke guy just like that link talks about. I feel sorry for ya guy.

[Brodie Bruce]

Blaming your son for incorrect picks seems like a kind of bush league thing to do bro.

[Avante]

Blaming your son for incorrect picks seems like a kind of bush league thing to do bro.

I agree 100%.

It was all about the stupidity shown by this Blake freak. The cat was so wrapped up in it, it was funny. My son asked me to let him mess with the punk, so he did. Many times he was the one talking to Blake. He got a kick out of him.

Hell, just look up above, the dnmmy is already...you didn't take Denver...when I most certainly did, how can you not fuck with an idiot like that, so we did.

[benefactor]

lawl
:lol

And you can see why everyone makes fun of him all the time.

[Suspect]

lawl
:rollin

[Avante]

:lol

And you can see why everyone makes fun of him all the time.

You mean the same ones who don't get along with anyone and criticize everything?

[Clipper Nation]

I see the new excuse for this year for Avante's shitty picks is "I didn't actually bet any money, I was just commenting on the trends" :lol

[Blake]

No doubt in my mind that had the Ravens covered that Avante would be bragging about his winnings.

[Blake]

I agree 100%.

It was all about the stupidity shown by this Blake freak. The cat was so wrapped up in it, it was funny. My son asked me to let him mess with the punk, so he did. Many times he was the one talking to Blake. He got a kick out of him.

Hell, just look up above, the dnmmy is already...you didn't take Denver...when I most certainly did, how can you not fuck with an idiot like that, so we did.

http://www.benbruno.com/wp/assets/hit-by-bus2.jpg

he was just a boy

[tlongII]

I see Cincy dropping a close one at Chicago.

[Avante]

I see the new excuse for this year for Avante's shitty picks is "I didn't actually bet any money, I was just commenting on the trends" :lol

I'll have my 5 best plays locked and loaded later today. My plays and nobody elses. I'm shooting for my usual 64-66%.

[Avante]

I see Cincy dropping a close one at Chicago.

Cinncy will surprise everyone this season, starting in Chicago.

[Avante]

No doubt in my mind that had the Ravens covered that Avante would be bragging about his winnings.

I don't bet Thursday games. My man won't take any action.

[Blake]

I'll have my 5 best plays locked and loaded later today. My plays and nobody elses. I'm shooting for my usual 64-66%.

Rofl now it's 66%.

You won't hit that either, fatty.

You're 0-1 so far.

[Blake]

I don't bet Thursday games. My man won't take any action.

Rofl a bookie that doesn't take action because it's a Thursday game.

You're even more full of shit than usual.

[Avante]

Rofl now it's 66%.

You won't hit that either, fatty.

You're 0-1 so far.

I start betting Sunday.

[Avante]

Rofl a bookie that doesn't take action because it's a Thursday game.

You're even more full of shit than usual.

That's right he never has, he doesn't like them.

[Blake]

That's right he never has, he doesn't like them.

neh. i don't believe a bookie would ever pass up the opportunity to make money off such a dumbass like you.

[Avante]

neh. i don't believe a bookie would ever pass up the opportunity to make money off such a dumbass like you.

He hasn't made a dime off me in over 10 years. He works out of his home his wife is ok with the weekend action, doesn't go for being bugged during the week.

Damn you're stupid.

[Blake]

He hasn't made a dime off me in over 10 years. He works out of his home his wife is ok with the weekend action, doesn't go for being bugged during the week.

Damn you're stupid.

Neh, I don't buy that he's lost money from you for ten years straight.

we've all seen how terrible you are at predicting games. You're not convincing anyone, tubby.

[Avante]

Neh, I don't buy that he's lost money from you for ten years straight.

we've all seen how terrible you are at predicting games. You're not convincing anyone, tubby.

I'll have my winners before Sunday little fella. This is going to be fun.

[Clipper Nation]

I'll have my 5 best plays locked and loaded later today. My plays and nobody elses. I'm shooting for my usual 64-66%.

I'll have my winners before Sunday little fella. This is going to be fun.
We've all heard that bullshit before....


Do you even know what the word welching means? I will hit 70% of my bets. I always do.

I'm at even except for the vig.

I went against a basic fundamental, never go against a home dog on MNF.

It's taking kickoff returns to beat him. No worries.

This thread will be where I place my bets. This is going to be fun.

End result:


I can't hit 70%, but it's always funny watching punks like you act like idiots over it.

THE YEAR IS NOT OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(:lol Meltdown)

Updated:

34-32-1, 51.52% :lmao:lmao:lmao

And the grand finale:


What's your record this season?

I actually don't talk about the real stuff on the internet. It's really not cool.

So you've been posting fake picks all season?

That's cool?

I'm playing my sons picks. It's a kick watching how everybody acts over it.
:lmao Avante
:lmao Terrible picks
:lmao Throwing his son under the bus
:lmao Promising 70%, ending up at around 50%
:lmao Now promising 64%, probably going to end up at 44%

[spurraider21]

animatedantoniobanderasassassins.gif

[Blake]

We've all heard that bullshit before....




End result:



(:lol Meltdown)


And the grand finale:





:lmao Avante
:lmao Terrible picks
:lmao Throwing his son under the bus
:lmao Promising 70%, ending up at around 50%
:lmao Now promising 64%, probably going to end up at 44%

That would be devastating to a person of average intelligence that might realize he's been busted.

[benefactor]

We've all heard that bullshit before....




End result:



(:lol Meltdown)


And the grand finale:





:lmao Avante
:lmao Terrible picks
:lmao Throwing his son under the bus
:lmao Promising 70%, ending up at around 50%
:lmao Now promising 64%, probably going to end up at 44%
http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/charlton-heston-laughing-gif.gif

[GoodOdor]

At this point, picking the opposite from Avante almost seems like a solid betting strategy, tbh...

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Avante avoiding this thread like the plague now

[Avante]

:lol Avante avoiding this thread like the plague now

You know I don't play that.

[Jeff Van Gundy]

You know I don't play that.

Hi friend :)

Don't listen to these guys, I'm pretty sure you can hit 64% all season. In fact, you should make a bet with them! If you hit 64% on all your picks this season, we will call you a genius. If you fall anything below 64% you will be banned forever from this site. You will get alot of respect for your football knowledge. And no welching this time, none of my friends welch :)

[Blake]

You know I don't play that.

you play push Mason under the bus

[Avante]

Hi friend :)

Don't listen to these guys, I'm pretty sure you can hit 64% all season. In fact, you should make a bet with them! If you hit 64% on all your picks this season, we will call you a genius. If you fall anything below 64% you will be banned forever from this site. You will get alot of respect for your football knowledge. And no welching this time, none of my friends welch :)

Nay~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

you play push Mason under the bus

Turn the record over amigo...ok?

[Jeff Van Gundy]

Nay~~~~~~~~

Don't be a chicken avante. This is hurting your rep!!

[Blake]

Turn the record over amigo...ok?

Every day I get in the queue (Too much, Magic Bus)
Thrown in front of the bus that takes me to you (Too much, Magic Bus)
I'm so hungry, I just sit and smile (Too much, Magic Bus)
Daddy just wagered away our only meal (Too much, Magic Bus)

Thank you, driver, for running me down here (Too much, Magic Bus)
You'll be an inspector, have no fear (Too much, Magic Bus)
I don't want to cause no fuss (Too much, Magic Bus)
But can I please avoid getting thrown under the Magic Bus? (Too much, Magic Bus)

Nooooooooo!

[Avante]

Don't be a chicken avante. This is hurting your rep!!

Jeff, get your thing going..ok? Not looking for a side kick...ok?

[Avante]

Every day I get in the queue (Too much, Magic Bus)
Thrown in front of the bus that takes me to you (Too much, Magic Bus)
I'm so hungry, I just sit and smile (Too much, Magic Bus)
Daddy just wagered away our only meal (Too much, Magic Bus)

Thank you, driver, for running me down here (Too much, Magic Bus)
You'll be an inspector, have no fear (Too much, Magic Bus)
I don't want to cause no fuss (Too much, Magic Bus)
But can I please avoid getting thrown under the Magic Bus? (Too much, Magic Bus)

Nooooooooo!

translation

I have a dinky dick.

[leemajors]

translation

I have a dinky dick.

I didn't think you were the self deprecating type

[Bill_Brasky]

go eat a dick avante. things were great when you weren't posting.

[Blake]

Jeff, get your thing going..ok? Not looking for a side kick...ok?

Yeah, Avante already has a bootlick named SBM

[Clipper Nation]

Straight up

Denver was an easy pick

Pats on a whole other level than Buffalo - only won by 2 on a last-second field goal

Seahawks too much of everything for the Panthers - only won by 5

Colts in a romp over the Raiders.....this could get ugly - only won by 4

Steelers over Titans - wrong

Rams on the rise, the Cards are not.

Niners at home, sorry Packers

Texans one of the elite, the Chargers one of the weak

Bengals over the Bears - wrong

Browns beat Dolphins - wrong

Lions whip Vikes

Cowboys take the Giants down

Buc's pummel a woeful Jets team - wrong

RGIII over Vick

Chiefs clobber Jags


Hardest game to get a handle on....Falcons at Saints

Saints have won 3 of the last 4. 7 of the last 8 at home vs Atlanta.

Ok..Saints.
:lol Mostly shitty takes from Avante, per the usual....

[Avante]

:lol Mostly shitty takes from Avante, per the usual....

You can always tell the rookies. Not smart enought to realize this is a long season. Where were your picks? How about you vs me...ok?

What am I...7-4?

How about giving your opinoins...before..the game..ok coward?

[Clipper Nation]

:cry "It's a long season" :cry

We heard that shit last year too, and you still didn't get anywhere near 70% :lol

[Avante]

:cry "It's a long season" :cry

We heard that shit last year too, and you still didn't get anywhere near 70% :lol

Look at you, what do you do, yep...nothing!

You wanna pick against me? If not then shut the fuck up!

[Clipper Nation]

Give it up, son, nobody is ever going to bet against a known welcher such as yourself.... you have shitty takesPERIOD :lol

[Chinook]

Straight up

Denver was an easy pick

Pats on a whole other level than Buffalo

Seahawks too much of everything for the Panthers

Colts in a romp over the Raiders.....this could get ugly

Steelers over Titans

Rams on the rise, the Cards are not.

Niners at home, sorry Packers

Texans one of the elite, the Chargers one of the weak

Bengals over the Bears

Browns beat Dolphins

Lions whip Vikes

Cowboys take the Giants down

Buc's pummel a woeful Jets team

RGIII over Vick

Chiefs clobber Jags


Hardest game to get a handle on....Falcons at Saints

Saints have won 3 of the last 4. 7 of the last 8 at home vs Atlanta.

Ok..Saints.

Damn.

[Blake]

Damn.

you're impressed with that?

Lol

[Lincoln]

I'm scared he picked the skins. It's like an automatic shitty kiss of death

[Chinook]

you're impressed with that?

Lol

I'm impressed by how wrong it is. You almost have to try to get that many wrong, especially because there was only one upset so far.

[Blake]

I'm impressed by how wrong it is. You almost have to try to get that many wrong, especially because there was only one upset so far.

Lol it's a spectacular fail for the almanac queen

[Chinook]

Lol it's a spectacular fail for the almanac queen

It was like he got inside information from the Bizarro World.

[Clipper Nation]

Another shitty take:

Rams on the rise, the Cards are not.
....and yet the Rams needed a comeback to beat the Cardinals by 3 :lol

[Avante]

I'm scared he picked the skins. It's like an automatic shitty kiss of death

Try...10-4. You wanna take me on each week?

[Avante]

I'm impressed by how wrong it is. You almost have to try to get that many wrong, especially because there was only one upset so far.

10-4 in the hardest week to pick.

[Avante]

Another shitty take:

....and yet the Rams needed a comeback to beat the Cardinals by 3 :lol

Who did I pick, who won?

[Avante]

Lol it's a spectacular fail for the almanac queen

You're kidding right....10-4. I'll end up 12-4. That's pretty damn good for week one. Should be 13-3 as we all know.

[Avante]

Anyone wanna go against me?

[Chinook]

10-4 in the hardest week to pick.

You weren't trying to cover the spread? If you were just picking winners, then it's really not hard. If this were Vegas, you would have missed a lot more than that.

[Clipper Nation]

10-4 in the hardest week to pick.
:lol Bullshit, nobody believes you....

[Spursfan092120]

I'm scared he picked the skins. It's like an automatic shitty kiss of death


Try...10-4. You wanna take me on each week?
:lmao

[Spursfan092120]

Anyone wanna go against me?
This is the arrogance I'm talking about. Just say your record and shut the fuck up about it. You don't have to post it over and over again. If anyone cares what your damn record is, we'll look in the thread you decide to create every damn week with your picks and see how you did. Other than that, if you have a good week, just shut the hell up about it. Because I guarantee you, no one is going to care or be impressed by it if you shove it down their throats.

[Blake]

You're kidding right....10-4. I'll end up 12-4. That's pretty damn good for week one. Should be 13-3 as we all know.

You didn't just pick the winners. You said things like "Pats on another level".

but you'll still claim you're good at this because you're retarded.