I can't do it.....

[Avante]

...and I 've tried. Who here has read The Bible?

Maybe start with Revelations.

[Koolaid_Man]

...and I 've tried. Who here has read The Bible?

when you've been in countless bar fights, adopting kids just so you can pocket extra money, and slept with close to 400 women, I can imagine your conscience wouldn't allow it...

[Avante]

when you've been in countless bar fights, adopting kids just so you can pocket extra money, and slept with close to 400 women, I can imagine your conscience wouldn't allow it...

Let's try some reality ok little fella?

A few fights not always in a bar.

Would never adopt a kid that didn't look like me.

Take all those Asian/Mexican hookers, bar sluts, Navy widows, Miss Tonight...hmmm?...300-ish.

I can't get more than a ferw pages into ..The Bible... and I'm thinking of mixing some Pigmeat Terry, Kid Brown, Arkansas Shorty, Louisiana Johnny & Kid Beecher, or just what is Seattles road record east of the Mississippi................

Dude, what's with all this sex shit of yours, you still haven't outgrown that? You act like you just discovered it. Be cool not.....SEX..YIPPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Koolaid_Man]

Let's try some reality ok little fella?

A few fights not always in a bar.

Would never adopt a kid that didn't look like me.

Take all those Asian/Mexican hookers, bar sluts, Navy widows, Miss Tonight...hmmm?...300-ish.

I can't get more than a ferw pages into ..The Bible... and I'm thinking of mixing some Pigmeat Terry, Kid Brown, Arkansas Shorty, Louisiana Johnny & Kid Beecher, or just what is Seattles road record east of the Mississippi................

Dude, what's with all this sex shit of yours, you still haven't outgrown that? You act like you just discovered it.


^ I hope I never do...and old man named Cully once told me: "Kool leave nothing in the chamber squeeze every ounce of jizz out while you can, keep that golden boner ready" and lastly when we die.... forever seems like a mighty long time...so I will outgrow it then...until said time...party on :toast

[Avante]

^ I hope I never do...and old man named Cully once told me: "Kool leave nothing in the chamber squeeze every ounce of jizz out while you can, keep that golden boner ready" and lastly when we die.... forever seems like a mighty long time...so I will outgrow it then...until said time...party on :toast

And I agree 100% with old man Cully. But did he talk about ranting and raving about it to anyone in shouting range like a monkey with a hard on 24/7/365?

[Koolaid_Man]

And I agree 100% with old man Cully. But did he talk about ranting and raving about it to anyone in shouting range like a monkey with a hard on 24/7/365?

if you agree with Cully 100% then you should know he did...but what Cully didn't do that you do well is hyperbole much....and should you prefer a different conversation (unless of course that discussion is over your head) I highly encourage you to join the Political forum....where even in that Forum my topics for conversation reign supreme. :hat

[Avante]

if you agree with Cully 100% then you should know he did...but what Cully didn't do that you do well is hyperbole much....and should you prefer a different conversation (unless of course that discussion is over your head) I highly encourage you to join the Political forum....where even in that Forum my topics for conversation reign supreme. :hat

I have yet to find anything at SPURTALK that's over my head. I actually have to cool my depth of knowledge, keep it simple.

I love sex, there is nothing that compares to it. But.......only immature little kids go around talking about it all the time. Makes you look ridiculous.

I tried the political forum once......boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leetonidas]

Only people who don't believe in god generally have read that book of retardation. Most bible thumpers and Christians haven't even read but a select few passages and lines they can parrot about gayness or whatever. If they did read the entire book they'd realize how idiotic it sounds. lol morons quoting Leviticus but ignoring all the other things the bible bans because those passages are "up for interpretation" or "not meant to be taken literally."

[Koolaid_Man]

I have yet to find anything at SPURTALK that's over my head. I actually have to cool my depth of knowledge, keep it simple.

I love sex, there is nothing that compares to it. But.......only immature little kids go around talking about it all the time. Makes you look ridiculous.

I tried the political forum once......boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if u "think" I talk about sex 24/7 then tough titty deal with it faggot :lmao..I could say you're a liar but I won't...I think it's quite cute...but I'm a Ho...

iZVMT_itVC4

[Avante]

Only people who don't believe in god generally have read that book of retardation. Most bible thumpers and Christians haven't even read but a select few passages and lines they can parrot about gayness or whatever. If they did read the entire book they'd realize how idiotic it sounds. lol morons quoting Leviticus but ignoring all the other things the bible bans because those passages are "up for interpretation" or "not meant to be taken literally."

I guess I'm just curious how a book/any book could make the impact that book has made on mankind. I feel like I need to see what all the fuss is about.

I do suspect it was just a Homeristic type ordeal. Some author/authors telling an amazing story.

[Avante]

if u "think" I talk about sex 24/7 then tough titty deal with it faggot :lmao..I could say you're a liar but I won't...I think it's quite cute...but I'm a Ho...

iZVMT_itVC4

Read that back to yourself.....tough titty..hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, you really do need to get some cool..ok? Everyone here fucks....honest. But those who really get it have no need to.....SEX WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!....anymore, way past that stage. Elevate above/beyond the junior high bullshit....ok?

[Koolaid_Man]

Read that back to yourself.....tough titty..hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, you really do need to get some cool..ok? Everyone here fucks....honest. But those who really get it have no need to.....SEX WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!....anymore, way past that stage. Elevate above/beyond the junior high bullshit....ok?

your old and your dick doesn't work anymore...we got the memo avante :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

I have yet to find anything at SPURTALK that's over my head. I actually have to cool my depth of knowledge, keep it simple.

I love sex, there is nothing that compares to it. But.......only immature little kids go around talking about it all the time. Makes you look ridiculous.

I tried the political forum once......boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ translation = you're missing a few brain cells to follow a coherent logical argument. Listen everyone knows you're the trailer trash of this board...there is no way someone that has been in that many fights whether in a bar or not...or spent that much money on hundreds of 2-bit hookers is anything but smart...no way you can convince anyone of your intellect with that kind of background....and to top it off you say you have to cool your depth of knowledge...:lol

face it your past dictates you're just not a smart dude...I suggest you stick to this forum you'd get lost in the political forum...I invite you to go there and comment on anyone of my interesting threads...I'm curious to see what a trailer parkie can bring to the conversation

[Avante]

your old and your dick doesn't work anymore...we got the memo avante :lol

Dude I started fucking at 17, I've fucked all up and down the west coast, Hawaii, Phillipines, Mexico, Thailand, Korea, Japan, Hong Kong, the DO DROP INN. I expect to get fucked, it ain't no big deal. You act like some kid with a Christmas present, come on dude..............sheesh~~~~~~~~~

[Koolaid_Man]

Dude I started fucking at 17, I've fucked all up and down the west coast, Hawaii, Phillipines, Mexico, Thailand, Korea, Japan, Hong Kong, the DO DROP INN. I expect to get fucked, it ain't no big deal. You act like some kid with a Christmas present, come on dude..............sheesh~~~~~~~~~

even though you still haven't proven your case against me...I will play your game...however, I will never stop talking about pussy so if that bothers you I suggest you go back into hiding...let it go...I will not let a former crackhead and alcoholic dictate what I discuss...:lol

[Trill Clinton]

i've never read the good book in its entirety. i am kinda ashamed about it, especially having a grandfather who was a deacon and growing up in the church. but my relationship with God is strong and my faith is unwavering.

but yea i agree, revelations is pretty entertaining. it used to scare the shit outta me as a kid.

[Avante]

^ translation = you're missing a few brain cells to follow a coherent logical argument. Listen everyone knows you're the trailer trash of this board...there is no way someone that has been in that many fights whether in a bar or not...or spent that much money on hundreds of 2-bit hookers is anything but smart...no way you can convince anyone of your intellect with that kind of background....and to top it off you say you have to cool your depth of knowledge...:lol

face it your past dictates you're just not a smart dude...I suggest you stick to this forum you'd get lost in the political forum...I invite you to go there and comment on anyone of my interesting threads...I'm curious to see what a trailer parkie can bring to the conversation

Well then talk to me about the origins of black literature in America. Hell the origins of jazz, blues, rockabilly, R&B, country, the sc fi novel. Body building, the history of art.

But what we get with you......some stupid sex thread. Grow up little man.,.ok?

You have any idea what Asian hookers cost in the early 70's? Well ya could buy her out of the bar, hit a movie, go eat, rent a room fucky'sucky all night long, pay her...30 bucks!

[Avante]

even though you still haven't proven your case against me...I will play your game...however, I will never stop talking about pussy so if that bothers you I suggest you go back into hiding...let it go...I will not let a former crackhead and alcoholic dictate what I discuss...:lol

Just grow up midget is all I'm saying. We all love pussy but only punk kids yakyakyak about it constantly. What are you 14?

[Avante]

i've never read the good book in its entirety. i am kinda ashamed about it, especially having a grandfather who was a deacon and growing up in the church. but my relationship with God is strong and my faith is unwavering.

but yea i agree, revelations is pretty entertaining. it used to scare the shit outta me as a kid.

You talked me into bro, Revelations it is. Yep...curious.

[Slim Charles]

Well then talk to me about the origins of black literature in America. Hell the origins of jazz, blues, rockabilly, R&B, country, the sc fi novel. Body building, the history of art.

But what we get with you......some stupid sex thread. Grow up little man.,.ok?

You have any idea what Asian hookers cost in the early 70's? Well ya could buy her out of the bar, hit a movie, go eat, rent a room fucky'sucky all night long, pay her...30 bucks!

Your shit is as played out as the bullshit you complain about. You know when someone knows their shit? When they drop their knowledge and don't argue with people who don't agree. Like this...
Avante is a lame ass bitch.

There no argument. I stated a fact and just ended that shit.

[Koolaid_Man]

Just grow up midget is all I'm saying. We all love pussy but only punk kids yakyakyak about it constantly. What are you 14?

hmmm..no thanks I'll stick to my brand of growth and development :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Well then talk to me about the origins of black literature in America. Hell the origins of jazz, blues, rockabilly, R&B, country, the sc fi novel. Body building, the history of art.

But what we get with you......some stupid sex thread. Grow up little man.,.ok?

You have any idea what Asian hookers cost in the early 70's? Well ya could buy her out of the bar, hit a movie, go eat, rent a room fucky'sucky all night long, pay her...30 bucks!

^ :lol I'm not here to entertain you...suck my dick is what I can offer you...or let Judy spend the night with me

[Relevancy]

Shit now that you made this thread it reminded me of something, I was sitting down in a table getting ready for one of my exams when two elderly christian folks approached me wanting to preach their religion, should have told them to fuck off but decided to listen, they speak as if god somehow had a 1 vs 1 conversation with them, they think their special, it made me so mad that I just got up and left.

[Leetonidas]

but my relationship with God is strong and my faith is unwavering.


revelations is pretty entertaining. it used to scare the shit outta me as a kid.

it did it's job then tbh

[silverblk mystix]

Only people who don't believe in god generally have read that book of retardation. Most bible thumpers and Christians haven't even read but a select few passages and lines they can parrot about gayness or whatever. If they did read the entire book they'd realize how idiotic it sounds. lol morons quoting Leviticus but ignoring all the other things the bible bans because those passages are "up for interpretation" or "not meant to be taken literally."

But don't you agree that there is a lot of GOOD in the book?

Do you throw the baby out with the bathwater because of the parts that are idiotic?

[clambake]

But don't you agree that there is a lot of GOOD in the book?

Do you throw the baby out with the bathwater because of the parts that are idiotic?

a baby is not a book.

[Leetonidas]

there's also a shitload of murder and bigotry. people shouldn't need some retarded book to teach them morals and values, besides most people only quote the book to oppress others and force their bullshit ideals on people. fuck whatever "good" comes from that book

would you jump into a pool with even one turd in it?

[Leetonidas]

also your analogy sucks ass

[DisAsTerBot]

there's also a shitload of murder and bigotry. people shouldn't need some retarded book to teach them morals and values, besides most people only quote the book to oppress others and force their bullshit ideals on people. fuck whatever "good" comes from that book

would you jump into a pool with even one turd in it?

this. it's called sympathy and empathy

[Sportcamper]

Why not start with Mathew…1st synoptic gospel…Easy reading as Matthew wrote his gospel to convince fellow Jews that Jesus was the messiah foretold in the Old Testament…This gospel does not see the need to explain Jewish tradition…

[Blake]

I guess I'm just curious how a book/any book could make the impact that book has made on mankind. I feel like I need to see what all the fuss is about.

I do suspect it was just a Homeristic type ordeal. Some author/authors telling an amazing story.

you remember det time you retardedly argued over and over that since so many people believed in the Bible that it might be legit?

I do.

[Blake]

But don't you agree that there is a lot of GOOD in the book?

Do you throw the baby out with the bathwater because of the parts that are idiotic?

Oh look! An unintelligent analogy from SBM!

who could have seen that coming

[td4mvp2k]

Would never adopt a kid that didn't look like me.lol racist!

[Avante]

Your shit is as played out as the bullshit you complain about. You know when someone knows their shit? When they drop their knowledge and don't argue with people who don't agree. Like this...
Avante is a lame ass bitch.

There no argument. I stated a fact and just ended that shit.

Are you related to....

Slim Harpo
Memphis Slim
Sunnyland Slim
Guitar Slim
Lightnin' Slim
Slim Pickens
Slim Barton

???

[Avante]

you remember det time you retardedly argued over and over that since so many people believed in the Bible that it might be legit?

I do.

I think it was a belief in God not the Bible.

[Blake]

Are you related to....

Slim Harpo
Memphis Slim
Sunnyland Slim
Guitar Slim
Lightnin' Slim
Slim Pickens
Slim Barton

???

Are you related to...

Fat Albert
Fats Domino
Minnesota fats
Heavy D and the boys
Big Bertha
Jake and the Fatman

????

[Blake]

I think it was a belief in God not the Bible.

I think it was the Bible

[Avante]

Are you related to...

Fat Albert
Fats Domino
Minnesota fats
Heavy D and the boys
Big Bertha
Jake and the Fatman

????

It's only funny when I do it, ok?

[Avante]

I think it was the Bible

I have always said I don't buy into the Bible, I think it's similiar to the Koran.

[cute_spursfan]

if u have the new testament start with book of john, thats where u will meet jesus.
then, go to romans

[silverblk mystix]

there's also a shitload of murder and bigotry. people shouldn't need some retarded book to teach them morals and values, besides most people only quote the book to oppress others and force their bullshit ideals on people. fuck whatever "good" comes from that book

would you jump into a pool with even one turd in it?


So, YOU are unable to extract any good from something - and this allows you to assume that others can't find anything good either.

In other words - your stupidity - is all that you see when looking at the world.

Stupid/retarded vision = the world is stupid like me.

Ok thanks.

[silverblk mystix]

Oh look! An unintelligent analogy from SBM!

who could have seen that coming

When you allowed your wife to get jack-hammered in your presence - and stayed with her...


That was pretty much the end of your ability to gauge anyone else's intelligence.

[Leetonidas]

So, YOU are unable to extract any good from something - and this allows you to assume that others can't find anything good either.

In other words - your stupidity - is all that you see when looking at the world.

Stupid/retarded vision = the world is stupid like me.

Ok thanks.

oh shut the fuck up with that shit already you dumbfuck. live in your little bullshit world, I'll live in reality. you love to type a lot of words but they don't mean anything. stop trying to sound like an intelligent person, you fail, and you frisk prisoner's assholes and nutsacks for a living. lol prison guard

[Leetonidas]

Also, I never said I was unable to extract any good from it. quit trying to straw man me you faggot.

[Avante]

if u have the new testament start with book of john, thats where u will meet jesus.
then, go to romans

I'm too curious about Revelations, I gotta start there.

[Avante]

oh shut the fuck up with that shit already you dumbfuck. live in your little bullshit world, I'll live in reality. you love to type a lot of words but they don't mean anything. stop trying to sound like an intelligent person, you fail, and you frisk prisoner's assholes and nutsacks for a living. lol prison guard

Hey dumb fuck don't bring your loud...DUH!!!!!!!...in here..ok?

[Blake]

if u have the new testament start with book of john, thats where u will meet jesus.
then, go to romans

Then leviticus

[Blake]

When you allowed your wife to get jack-hammered in your presence - and stayed with her...


That was pretty much the end of your ability to gauge anyone else's intelligence.

oh look! another cuck sexual fantasy from SBM!

Who could have seen that coming

[Blake]

So, YOU are unable to extract any good from something - and this allows you to assume that others can't find anything good either.

In other words - your stupidity - is all that you see when looking at the world.

Stupid/retarded vision = the world is stupid like me.

Ok thanks.

Oh look! An erroneous conclusion based on faulty logic from SBM!

who could have seen that coming

[Blake]

Hey dumb fuck don't bring your loud...DUH!!!!!!!...in here..ok?

Today you're just bringing the quiet duh

[Avante]

Oh look! An erroneous conclusion based on faulty logic from SBM!

who could have seen that coming

You just slither from one thread to another wimperingwahwahing everywhere ya go. You gotta be the most fucked up poster here.

[Avante]

Today you're just bringing the quiet duh

Suck a big cock ya little bitch.

[Blake]

Suck a big cock ya little bitch.

Oh look! Your duh just got a little louder!

[Avante]

Oh look! Your duh just got a little louder!

Dude, why do you get a nut bugging people? That's all you do.

[Blake]

Dude, why do you get a nut bugging people? That's all you do.

i don't bug intelligent people. It's fun though pushing stupid peoples buttons.

[Avante]

i don't bug intelligent people. It's fun though pushing stupid peoples buttons.

Where in the hell did you ever get this ridiculous idea that you're something other than a moronic bitch? Look at yourself following me/others around on a messgeboard what does that say about you slick? Dude. you're a fucking idiot and we all see it.

[td4mvp2k]

Suck a big cock ya little bitch.get out this thread racist!

[Avante]

get out this thread racist!

You can't be that damn dense.

[td4mvp2k]

You can't be that damn dense.im not the one who wants to be muslim u Fukin baby killer!

[Avante]

im not the one who wants to be muslim u Fukin baby killer!

Who in the fuck wants to be some retarded raghead?

[td4mvp2k]

Who in the fuck wants to be some retarded raghead?F U Allah B*tches :flipoff and gtfo I said!

[Avante]

F U Allah B*tches :flipoff and gtfo I said!

You make no sense little one.

[Blake]

Dude. you're a fucking idiot and we all see it.

Neh, only you and your jizz guardian see it

[Avante]

Neh, only you and your jizz guardian see it

Do I really have to copy n' paste dummy? You're a joke dick head.

[Blake]

Do I really have to copy n' paste dummy?

Who are you trying to convince?

I guarantee you that whatever you paste, it won't change anyone's opinion of you or me

[Avante]

Who are you trying to convince?

I guarantee you that whatever you paste, it won't change anyone's opinion of you or me

Don't you ever get tired of acting like a punk? Seriously why is that all you ever do here? Look at yourself guy, one negative bullshit comment after another, what is with that?

[Blake]

Don't you ever get tired of acting like a punk? Seriously why is that all you ever do here? Look at yourself guy, one negative bullshit comment after another, what is with that?

You're fat

[Avante]

You're fat

Like talking to a little kid, sheesh~~~~~~~~

[Blake]

sheesh~~~~~~~~

Like talking to a fat 100 year old fuck. fiddlesticks~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

Like talking to a fat 100 year old fuck. fiddlesticks~~~~~~~~

You really do have mental problems don't ya? What a sad sad individual you are. Totally fucked up!

[Blake]

You really do have mental problems don't ya? What a sad sad individual you are. Totally fucked up!

Dagnabbit! You sound grumpy, old man. Like you're ready for an afternoon nap

[Clipper Nation]

...and I 've tried. Who here has read The Bible?

Maybe start with Revelations.
:lmao This faggot CONSTANTLY thumps the Bible and posts jeebotard propaganda shit, yet he hasn't even read the book that he blindly believes in.....

[silverblk mystix]

lol a lot of angry little douches hanging around here - how shocking...

[DJR210]

The Old Testament is the more difficult to read. The New Testament is much more managable. Revelations would be a good start if you're a Rapture theorist.

[Blake]

lol a lot of angry little douches hanging around here - how shocking...

http://www.babymed.com/sites/default/files/anti%20sperm.jpg

http://cdn-1.nflximg.com/us/boxshots/tv_sdp_s/70136111.jpg

[silverblk mystix]

:lmao This faggot CONSTANTLY thumps the Bible and posts jeebotard propaganda shit, yet he hasn't even read the book that he blindly believes in.....


yet, here you are again....humpin' his leg!!!!!


:lmao:lmao



brilliant thread Avante!!!!!!

Welcome back....:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

[silverblk mystix]

Idiots are still sprung - nothing changes....gotta love watchin' the train wreck...



idiots, cucks, faggots,dykes....


there is a song in there somewhere...


:rollin:rollin

[ohmwrecker]

Oh, good. Avante is back.

[spurraider21]

sometimes I forget this is a texas based forum :lol

[Avante]

The Old Testament is the more difficult to read. The New Testament is much more managable. Revelations would be a good start if you're a Rapture theorist.

I'm in the middle of a James Lee Burke right now, as soon as I finish it.....REVELATIONS. I have a book with just that in it. Yep, yardsale for 50 cents.

[Avante]

yet, here you are again....humpin' his leg!!!!!


:lmao:lmao



brilliant thread Avante!!!!!!

Welcome back....:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

Thank you oh great one:hat

Yep, I got my posse humping away as usual....haha!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

Oh, good. Avante is back.

Where you been?

[ohmwrecker]

I've been around.

[Avante]

:lmao This faggot CONSTANTLY thumps the Bible and posts jeebotard propaganda shit, yet he hasn't even read the book that he blindly believes in.....

Dude, do you ever pay any attention at all? I've always said.....I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE....ok? And I didn't lose some bet...ok? I took some time off to get some things done. You always get it wrong...always.

[DMC]

I've read it cover to cover several times. Decent work of fiction.

[DMC]

Idiots are still sprung - nothing changes....gotta love watchin' the train wreck...



idiots, cucks, faggots,dykes....


there is a song in there somewhere...


:rollin:rollin

Maybe Brian Scartocci would sing it for you.

[Avante]

I've read it cover to cover several times. Decent work of fiction.

So what's your take on what is behind it all? Something similiar to Homer?

[DMC]

So what's your take on what is behind it all? Something similiar to Homer?

I know what's behind it all. The Council of Nicaea, or CoN as I like to call it, back in the day decided to pick a few books that they felt were in the spirit of the church's message, and discard the rest as "heretic gospels". There were hundreds of books back then, but only 66 were chosen (ironic number sort of). Of these 66 books, they couldn't even get consensus between the gospels of the disciples, and Paul was elevated to greatest non-disciple disciple ever. So, the NT that was, for all intents and purposes, a time about defeating superstitions and nonsense in the name of love, was instead anchored to procedure by the Pharisee Hellenistic Jew known as Paul of Tarsus. That pretty much shit on Christianity as a legitimate religion right off the bat. Jesus' message was transformed into Paul's message. The Jews had defeated the wondering hippie and his clan of "15 seconds of fame" faggots and they would continue doing so throughout history. When the OT called the Jews the chosen people, it wasn't lying. Who do you think wrote the Torah and even the Septuagint? Exactly. Fucking Jews. Today they own most of the world. They are the meek, and have already inherited the Earth. They were shown to be meek during the Holocaust. They were easily imprisoned and offered little resistance. Today Israel is blanketed in protection by the US because the US is controlled by Jews and Jewish interests.

That's what the Bible is about. Ignorant ass rednecks and coons don't know shit about it. They just think Jesus is a bearded fellow who symbolizes a struggle to get to ultimate freedom. That mantra has made many Jews wealthy as fuck.

The Christians don't get off easy on this either. Christianity itself is just a more user friendly version of Judaism. There's no real sacrifice in Christianity, just a symbolic one. You can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you say "mother may I" before you die. You see, sects of rogue Jews got tired of having to work for a living so they became fucking bums and started preaching a blend of religions and invested themselves in fulfilling prophesy regarding the coming of Immanuel. They all knew the stories and many people and groups were wondering the deserts back then claiming to be the chosen ones. Fortunately for one a bastard known as John the Baptist had some pull and endorsed one (he was subsequently beheaded). You know the rest.

[Avante]

I know what's behind it all. The Council of Nicaea, or CoN as I like to call it, back in the day decided to pick a few books that they felt were in the spirit of the church's message, and discard the rest as "heretic gospels". There were hundreds of books back then, but only 66 were chosen (ironic number sort of). Of these 66 books, they couldn't even get consensus between the gospels of the disciples, and Paul was elevated to greatest non-disciple disciple ever. So, the NT that was, for all intents and purposes, a time about defeating superstitions and nonsense in the name of love, was instead anchored to procedure by the Pharisee Hellenistic Jew known as Paul of Tarsus. That pretty much shit on Christianity as a legitimate religion right off the bat. Jesus' message was transformed into Paul's message. The Jews had defeated the wondering hippie and his clan of "15 seconds of fame" faggots and they would continue doing so throughout history. When the OT called the Jews the chosen people, it wasn't lying. Who do you think wrote the Torah and even the Septuagint? Exactly. Fucking Jews. Today they own most of the world. They are the meek, and have already inherited the Earth. They were shown to be meek during the Holocaust. They were easily imprisoned and offered little resistance. Today Israel is blanketed in protection by the US because the US is controlled by Jews and Jewish interests.

That's what the Bible is about. Ignorant ass rednecks and coons don't know shit about it. They just think Jesus is a bearded fellow who symbolizes a struggle to get to ultimate freedom. That mantra has made many Jews wealthy as fuck.

The Christians don't get off easy on this either. Christianity itself is just a more user friendly version of Judaism. There's no real sacrifice in Christianity, just a symbolic one. You can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you say "mother may I" before you die. You see, sects of rogue Jews got tired of having to work for a living so they became fucking bums and started preaching a blend of religions and invested themselves in fulfilling prophesy regarding the coming of Immanuel. They all knew the stories and many people and groups were wondering the deserts back then claiming to be the chosen ones. Fortunately for one a bastard known as John the Baptist had some pull and endorsed one (he was subsequently beheaded). You know the rest.

That really was amazing.....honest! How many others have you ran that by?

[Axegrinder]

That was an excellent take DMC

[Blake]

That really was amazing.....honest! How many others have you ran that by?

Lol uneducated

[Avante]

Lol uneducated

Look at yourself little man, one negative after another. Nobody should be that miserable. Why are you so unhappy? You never say anything that isn't drenched in crap. Do you ever smile?

[silverblk mystix]

Look at yourself little man, one negative after another. Nobody should be that miserable. Why are you so unhappy? You never say anything that isn't drenched in crap. Do you ever smile?

Would you be happy if you witnessed a monster cock jack-hammering your beloveds' orifices?

I can't blame the Cuck for his trauma. Pretty sad tbh.

[Avante]

Would you be happy if you witnessed a monster cock jack-hammering your beloveds' orifices?

I can't blame the Cuck for his trauma. Pretty sad tbh.

Are we sure this isn't more about some monster cock in between his gums? Real obvious the little shit is damaged goods.

[silverblk mystix]

I we sure this isn't more about some monster cock in between his gums? Real obvious the little shit is damaged goods.


well, yeah...that too!!!


:rollin:rollin

[Blake]

well, yeah...that too!!!


:rollin:rollin

Coming from the anal inspector who constantly has Avante's ball sack slapping him between nose and chin

[silverblk mystix]

Coming from the anal inspector who constantly has Avante's ball sack slapping him between nose and chin


So you are sayin' that you have vivid homoerotic male tea-bagging fantasies...

Disgusting.

[Blake]

So you are sayin' that you have vivid homoerotic male tea-bagging fantasies...

Disgusting.

No fantasy. You're allowing him to e-facefuck you right in front of e-everyone here.

Pathetic.

[silverblk mystix]

No fantasy. You're allowing him to e-facefuck you right in front of e-everyone here.

Pathetic.

After you allowed chumpie to do the exact same thing to you that you are describing - you have the gall - to say all that?


:rollin:rollin

[Blake]

After you allowed chumpie to do the exact same thing to you that you are describing - you have the gall - to say all that?


:rollin:rollin

never happened. No gall needed.

but oh look! Emoticons!

[silverblk mystix]

never happened. No gall needed.

but oh look! Emoticons!

You even post the exact same words as your idol...rofl

You are so far up his ass no one can tell where you end and chumpie begins....

[THEGOAT]

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