Probably The Most Uncomfortable Evening Of My Life

[Koolaid_Man]

ok...I know I bullshit a lot but dam....This has to be one of the worst evenings of my life...don't know if it's karma or a sign or what but it definitely has my attention...

so I'm out to dinner with my current main girlfriend...made reservations yesterday...walk into the restaurant and Lo and Behold my ex girl and her entire family is there...we walk right past them and they're mean mugging me...now I'm very uncomfortable as the only black dude in the place...here is where it gets interesting...a large party with a bunch of really hot young girls started coming in with their boyfriends I presume and sat right next to my table...some of you may recall I told you about the sexy blond that sold me my car that I hooked up with last month...yep she came strolling in with that party...and she was with her man who is also a black dude....she made eye contact smiled and played it cool...my Ex's dad then came over and asked why I didn't come speak....man it was the most uncomfortable I've ever been..I was literally boxed in couldn't get outta there fast enough... the whole set of events just ruined my night...I decided to just come home before things got worse...:ihit

[Axegrinder]

Did you at least enjoy your Mc Nuggets?

[scroteface]

man i'd be uncomfortable 24/7 if i were a n!ggar

[Koolaid_Man]

man i'd be uncomfortable 24/7 if i were a n!ggar

naahh if you had my money..you'd be fine :hat

[scroteface]

you don't have any money though

[symple19]

It's sad the lengths which some people go to troll.

Especially when you're a fake bluegum dreaming up scenarios to post on a message board

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Did you at least enjoy your Mc Nuggets?

:lol

[DMC]

Did you at least enjoy your Mc Nuggets?

Probably not McNuggets, but he probably got a discount since he works there.

[CitizenDwayne]

You obviously haven't read the latest OkCupid polls.

[DJR210]

It's sad the lengths which some people go to troll.

Especially when you're a fake bluegum dreaming up scenarios to post on a message board

[Rogue]

One's obsession with pussy will evolve like the addition for drugs. a cigarette could satisfy you at first but later you would want weed, and eventually even heroin wouldn't give you enough satisfaction. That's why smart people don't even touch that shit to begin with.

[Axegrinder]

One's obsession with pussy will evolve like the addition for drugs. a cigarette could satisfy you at first but later you would want weed, and eventually even heroin wouldn't give you enough satisfaction. That's why smart people don't even touch that shit to begin with.Now THAT is some grade A horseshit. Cigs leading to Heroin is straight up asinine. And your contention that only smart people abstain from sex is completely ludicrous. I see now why you are a Mavs fan..you dont know any better

[BoricuaCJA]

Now THAT is some grade A horseshit. Cigs leading to Heroin is straight up asinine. And your contention that only smart people abstain from sex is completely ludicrous. I see now why you are a Mavs fan..you dont know any better
He said Cigarettes to Weed. Then eventually you could start taking heroin. Which is true, once one addiction doesn't give a person the same effect, then they tend to go to something else that you give them that effect. Not saying it always happens but it has happened before to people.

[DMC]

So does caffeine lead to cocaine? I need to know now.

[Rogue]

Just like the old words said by an ancient Chinese philisopher named Laozi, happiness lies exactly where misfortune resides. Guys should be aware that when they're enjoying eating the pussies with their dicks they're also taking on the shits of their bitches. No pussies comes for free, even when you don't need to pay it instantly in the form of money.

[ComfortablyNumb]

Meh. Been in much worse.

[bus driver]

Did you at least enjoy your Mc Nuggets?


Probably not McNuggets, but he probably got a discount since he works there.

classic, :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Spur|n|Austin]

Meh. Been in much worse.

[Koolaid_Man]

classic, :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

:rolleyes

[PlayNando]

ok...I know I bullshit a lot but dam....This has to be one of the worst evenings of my life...don't know if it's karma or a sign or what but it definitely has my attention...

so I'm out to dinner with my current main girlfriend...made reservations yesterday...walk into the restaurant and Lo and Behold my ex girl and her entire family is there...we walk right past them and they're mean mugging me...now I'm very uncomfortable as the only black dude in the place...here is where it gets interesting...a large party with a bunch of really hot young girls started coming in with their boyfriends I presume and sat right next to my table...some of you may recall I told you about the sexy blond that sold me my car that I hooked up with last month...yep she came strolling in with that party...and she was with her man who is also a black dude....she made eye contact smiled and played it cool...my Ex's dad then came over and asked why I didn't come speak....man it was the most uncomfortable I've ever been..I was literally boxed in couldn't get outta there fast enough... the whole set of events just ruined my night...I decided to just come home before things got worse...:ihit
full of shit per par i see

[Big Empty]

Did you at least enjoy your Mc Nuggets?

:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

full of shit per par i see

:rolleyes

[PlayNando]

:rolleyes
the turth hurts dont it

[Koolaid_Man]

the turth hurts dont it


:ihit yes it does ...



lol

[Buddy Mignon]

You should have sent over a round of drinks. That happens to me all the time.

[DMC]

You should have sent over a round of drinks. That happens to me all the time.

The only thing that happens to you all the time is profiling in airports.

[PlayNando]

:ihit yes it does ...



lol
kikc me

[Axegrinder]

The only thing that happens to you all the time is profiling in airports.:flag:Now that was a daisy cutter there..well played sir