Week 1 Game Thread

[Floyd Pacquiao]

connor faking it to slowdown the hury up tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Does anyone else hate that red headed slut who does the Wendy's commericals?

[TE]

tbh I expect some bullshit thing to happen where the Cowboys end up turning the ball over and the Giants capitalize with at least a FG

[resistanze]

its aight, fam. y'all will be in the mix again this year.

They're looking like divisional round fodder at best.

[TE]

:lol fucking pussies faking injuries to stop the hurry up

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao giants playn da refs

[BRHornet45]

faking injuries in the NFL has become a huge problem. even worse than flopping in the NBA became. they have to find some sort of way to stop that shit.

maybe something along the lines of if you act injured and take longer than 15 seconds to get up only to then walk off, then by NFL rules you must sit out 1 full quarter.

[benefactor]

I thought the league said they couldn't wear those face masks?

[Libri]

:elephant

[Floyd Pacquiao]

2nd best white TE folks doin work

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

faking injuries in the NFL has become a huge problem. even worse than flopping in the NBA became. they have to find some sort of way to stop that shit.

maybe something along the lines of if you act injured and take longer than 15 seconds to get up only to then walk off, then by NFL rules you must sit out 1 full quarter.
I think the rule should be any player who uses an injury timeout has to sit out the rest of that series and then the following series. Sucks for the players who don't fake but I agree it's gotten too blatant and out of hand.

[BRHornet45]

2nd best white TE folks doin work

umm son Jimmy Graham is an honorary white boy. he's a half breed like our sack of shit president, but acts right.

[RD2191]

:lmao

[RD2191]

:lmao:lmao

[symple19]

What a game :lol

[benefactor]

Some awful football being played on both sides.

[symple19]

Maybe these teams have finally got the stupid knocked out of them and will play well the rest of the game

[symple19]

:lmao

[Pelicans78]

Cowboys thinking an obsolete defense will turn them around. Smh.

[Pelicans78]

I have no problem with guys faking injuries. The league has given the offense just about every single advantage in this game since 2004.

[td4mvp2k]

Betta givin dat td now then in da 4th

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao these Giants players are shameless

[RD2191]

:lmao

[RD2191]

:lmao:lmao

[RD2191]

:lmao:downspin:

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

What is it about DeMarco Murray that makes people think he's good? Every time he has the ball in his hands it's about as unspectacular looking as it gets.

[jeebus]

ITS KYLE ORTON TIME NIGGAAAAAAAAA

[benefactor]

Romo down

[RD2191]

Hell yeah, here comes Orton!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

ITS KYLE ORTON TIME NIGGAAAAAAAAA
lol Kyle Orton
lol fat Nic Cage

[RD2191]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[symple19]

lol whore wife

lol Chris Christie kickin it with jerrah

[benefactor]

lol Murray tackling himself

[jeebus]

lol Kyle Orton
lol fat Nic Cage
:cry but he looked great with that handoff :cry

[jeebus]

lol whore wife

lol Chris Christie kickin it with jerrah
did you see that fat kunt next to her with 5 chins? she looked disgusting.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lol Murray tackling himself
He's the new Tashard Choice, the really mediocre running back Cowboyfan talks up like crazy.

[td4mvp2k]

What is it about DeMarco Murray that makes people think he's good? Every time he has the ball in his hands it's about as unspectacular looking as it gets.let me kno when u had a RB run for ova 200 in a game

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

let me kno when u had a RB run for ova 200 in a game
your slut be@ner of a mother should have aborted you

[RD2191]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76p_ncbffCE

[benefactor]

A crippled cop drama...can you say one season and canceled?

[BRHornet45]

jeebus

love your avatar son :lol

[RD2191]

your slut be@ner of a mother should have aborted you
:lolPats fan

[jeebus]

your slut be@ner of a mother should have aborted you
son why would she abort an anchor baby?

[td4mvp2k]

your slut be@ner of a mother should have aborted youdidnt think so phagot... Lmao @ da sh*t RBs brady has had ova da yrs

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

son why would she abort an anchor baby?
:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

didnt think so phagot... Lmao @ da sh*t RBs brady has had ova da yrs
:lol Brady has two running backs both easily better than Murray

:lol the season Ridley had last year shits over anything Murray will ever do

[jeebus]

love your avatar son :lol
it still rustles jimmies in here sometimes

[td4mvp2k]

:lol Brady has two running backs both easily better than Murray:lol the season Ridley had last year shits over anything Murray will ever dolmao gtfo... :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lmao gtfo... :lol
:lol Cowboyfan all hot and bothered over Murray's sub 700 yard rushing year last year

[BRHornet45]

it still rustles jimmies in here sometimes

son it only rustles the jimmies of those puppets who are too ignorant to see past media propaganda and agenda. dance puppets dance!

[galvanizedspur9]

Lol Cardinal fan turned Patriots fan talking shit about the Cowboys

Lmao fag

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lol a bunch of random fat be@ners coming out of nowhere just because I'm stating fact by calling Murray mediocre

[td4mvp2k]

:lol Cowboyfan all hot and bothered over Murray's sub 700 yard rushing year last year700 and not even a full season...

[Darth_Pelican]

Fan Falls, Dies at 49ers-Packers Game in SF

SAN FRANCISCO September 9, 2013 (AP)
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A football fan fell from an elevated pedestrian walkway and died at San Francisco's Candlestick Park during the 49ers-Green Bay Packers game.
San Francisco police spokesman Gordon Shyy (SHY) says multiple people witnessed the man's fall onto a sidewalk from the Jamestown walkway, which goes around Candlestick.
According to police, witnesses say the man appeared intoxicated when he fell just after kickoff at about 1:30 p.m. Sunday in the 49ers' 34-28 win over the Packers. Off-duty medics and police officers gave him first aid until an ambulance arrived, but the man was declared dead from his injuries.
Shyy says the man who appeared to be in his 30s suffered serious injuries. It was not immediately clear how many feet he had fallen.
His identity is being withheld until the medical examiner notifies his family.

[RD2191]

lol a bunch of random fat be@ners coming out of nowhere just because I'm stating fact by calling Murray mediocre
Settle down pussy.

[benefactor]

The grease filled tears of these random Cowboys fans will be quite tasty when they miss the playoffs.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

700 and not even a full season...
:lol typical Cowboyfan

:lol "It was the best sub 700 yard rushing season in NFL history!'

[BRHornet45]

these fans are falling out of stadiums and dying almost on a monthly basis nowadays.

[symple19]

Did you guys see Dan Patrick pitch to a retarded, unfunny, Toyota commercial?

NBC fails at everything

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Cowboys
:lol Cowboyfan
:lol Scrub Murray
:lol Romochoke
:lol Jerruh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

What a great run by Murray!

Best loss of one in NFL history!

[Chinook]

Fan Falls, Dies at 49ers-Packers Game in SF

SAN FRANCISCO September 9, 2013 (AP)
http://a.abcnews.com/assets/images/logo/AP_logo_update_20130709.gif
A football fan fell from an elevated pedestrian walkway and died at San Francisco's Candlestick Park during the 49ers-Green Bay Packers game.
San Francisco police spokesman Gordon Shyy (SHY) says multiple people witnessed the man's fall onto a sidewalk from the Jamestown walkway, which goes around Candlestick.
According to police, witnesses say the man appeared intoxicated when he fell just after kickoff at about 1:30 p.m. Sunday in the 49ers' 34-28 win over the Packers. Off-duty medics and police officers gave him first aid until an ambulance arrived, but the man was declared dead from his injuries.
Shyy says the man who appeared to be in his 30s suffered serious injuries. It was not immediately clear how many feet he had fallen.
His identity is being withheld until the medical examiner notifies his family.

Why the hell does this keep happening?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Look at the ground and pound with Murray setting Romo up with a 3rd and long!

Workhorse I tell ya!

[BRHornet45]

Why the hell does this keep happening?

"the man appeared intoxicated"

[jeebus]

I'm surprised Romo didn't start leaking blood out of his ass after that throw

[RD2191]

:lol Cowboys
:lol Cowboyfan
:lol Scrub Murray
:lol Romochoke
:lol Jerruh
:lmaoChargers

[jeebus]

:lmao Giants

[benefactor]

rofl

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

definitely a fumble, tbh

[td4mvp2k]

Game Ova B*tches!!!!

[Pelicans78]

Seriously, Wilson needs to gtfo.

[Libri]

:elephant

[Bill_Brasky]

nice.

[RD2191]

Game Ova B*tches!!!!
idk bout all that, the cowboys are up there with the spurs in losing seemingly un-loseable games

[symple19]

Giants...wow

[td4mvp2k]

idk bout all that, the cowboys are up there with the spurs in losing seemingly un-loseable gamesnot wit dis yrs D

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

What the hell is with coaches trying way too hard to establish the run this week?

[BUMP]

hi everybody

[td4mvp2k]

Bout time rook

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao BS!

[jeebus]

wow. the giants have been sucking some incredible cock tonight.

[symple19]

The Giants are a dumpster fire

Where is timmy2zo?

[benefactor]

You've got to be fucking kidding.

[resistanze]

Wow, my eyes.

Turning this shitfest off.

[kamikazi_player]

Wow, this is not the Giants I've seen in the past couple of years, but I'll take it.

[galvanizedspur9]

Serves those Giant faggots right after they got away with a PI call.

:lmao Giants
:lmao Cowboy Haters turning off the game

[Libri]

Touchdown!!

[galvanizedspur9]

:lmao:lmao yes!!!!!!

[td4mvp2k]

Serves those Giant faggots right after they got away with a PI call. :lmao Giants:lmao Cowboy Haters turning off the gamelol dats wat I said

[symple19]

Giants aren't giving up

[Samuel Eto'o]

So after the game are we gonna jerk off to the left or to the right?

[RD2191]

Romo with the CP3 flop.

[RD2191]

:downspin:

[RD2191]

:lmao

[kamikazi_player]

How the fuck do you give Cruz 3 TDs? Double cover him

[symple19]

Giants one score away :lol

Starting to feel like Romo interception time to anybody else?

[Pelicans78]

Cruz is a bad man.

[Bill_Brasky]

I hope Cruz dies.

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lol Sup everybody, tbh?

[BRHornet45]

Giants got this. Romo ain't gonna do shit lol

[symple19]

:lol

[TIMMYtoZO]

It sucks that JPP is hurting, but Joseph and Tuck have been stepping up.

[benefactor]

You can just feel it coming.

[symple19]

:lmao

[RD2191]

:lmao

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lol Elite Manning time.

[benefactor]

Collapsewatch is officially on.

[Robz4000]

:lol Cowboys

The NFL really should consider contracting teams. Get rid of the Cowboys and Jags tbqh.

[symple19]

Great field position and Eli has been feeling it

[BRHornet45]

Tony Tony Tony .... oh how predictable you are my friend

[symple19]

:lol Cowboys

The NFL really should consider contracting teams. Get rid of the Cowboys and Jags tbqh.

:lol

Just send them to the CFL

[Brunodf]

:lolCowboys

[Bill_Brasky]

who didn't see this coming....

[Robz4000]

:lol

Just send them to the CFL

Fuck it, turn them into Arena football teams. The Cowboys can finally have a true in-state rivalry with that Allen team. I think it's owned by Cuban in fact!

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lmao Only the Cowboys can force 5 turnovers and still have a chance to lose

[Samuel Eto'o]

a ton of bravery in this thread

[BRHornet45]

still plenty of time, 3 timeouts, and the 2min warning ... oh and Tony Romo's interception coming up

[Brunodf]

:rollin

[Bill_Brasky]

I fucking hate being a fan of this team.

[Brunodf]

:lmao:rollin

[Bill_Brasky]

of course.

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lol Eli about to go 5-0 at his other home.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Cowboys
:lmao Romochoke
:lmao Garrett
:lmao Jerruh
:lmao Cowboyfan

[kamikazi_player]

:lmao

[jeebus]

Elol Manlolninglol

[Robz4000]

Welp

[resistanze]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[symple19]

or not

How fitting

[Brunodf]

:rollinNY

[jeebus]

:lol Eli about to go 5-0 at his other home.
good call

[kamikazi_player]

:lol Eli about to go 5-0 at his other home.
:lol

[Samuel Eto'o]

:lmao kill yourself, faggots

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lol Eli about to go 5-0 at his other home.

:lmao

[Libri]

:elephant:elephant:elephant

[HarlemHeat37]

Eli has 2 of the shittiest INTs I've ever seen tonight, tbh..

[benefactor]

Well that's that.

[symple19]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:l ol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Eli about to go 5-0 at his other home.

You should probably stop the whole predictions thing, it's been more like a jinx lately :lol

[td4mvp2k]

Gods team!!! SB here we come!

[Robz4000]

Weird, T2Z actually jinxed his team tonight. Is that a first?

[TIMMYtoZO]

Fuck you Scott!!!! :bang

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

both of these teams are shitty tbh

[kamikazi_player]

This thread was about to explode if the Giants came back. Seeing a bunch of bumped threads as well :lol

[Robz4000]

both of these teams are shitty tbh

[Bill_Brasky]

yes. fuck you timmytozo!

[HarlemHeat37]

Giants' running back situation is a mess, damn..can't blame Timmy2Zo for that prediction, he can't control bad luck and fluky mistakes, tbh..

[jeebus]

You should probably stop the whole predictions thing, it's been more like a jinx lately :lol
He should predict that he'll wake up tomorrow healthy and alive.

[TIMMYtoZO]

Fucking great! Now the Giants will start the season 0-2. No fucking way they will beat Denver next week. Fuck the NFL for scheduling that game next week. FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! :pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss: pctoss

[HarlemHeat37]

Fucking great! Now the Giants will start the season 0-2. No fucking way they will beat Denver next week. Fuck the NFL for scheduling that game next week. FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! :pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss: pctoss

I feel pretty good about you predicting Denver will win, tbh, but I wouldn't count out your boys..Elite Manning is one of the most resilient QBs of all-time, he won't accept going 0-2..it should be a tough battle next week..

David Wilson is a pussy, tbh, too bad Andre Brown is hurt..

[Robz4000]

Peyton's gonna choke against his younger brother again tbh. I can already see it coming.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lol onside kick and hail mary for the win....

[TIMMYtoZO]

I feel pretty good about you predicting Denver will win, tbh, but I wouldn't count out your boys..Elite Manning is one of the most resilient QBs of all-time, he won't accept going 0-2..it should be a tough battle next week..

David Wilson is a pussy, tbh, too bad Andre Brown is hurt..

Peyton owns Eli. That Denver O is going to be a nightmare for this Giants D to handle. Peyton will carve that Giants D up, and I expect Del Rio to find ways to make Eli off his game. Eli won't be able to keep up with big brother.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

wow that was close tbh :lol

[td4mvp2k]

Capn Lee!

[Brunodf]

:wowCowboys did everything to lose this game...

[BRHornet45]

hell yea yall hear Tony Dungy speaking truth right now?

[2pac > Kobe]

Gods team!!! SB here we come!

[Spursfan092120]

Peyton owns Eli. That Denver O is going to be a nightmare for this Giants D to handle. Peyton will carve that Giants D up, and I expect Del Rio to find ways to make Eli off his game. Eli won't be able to keep up with big brother.
DAMN...YOU WERE IN HERE?!?! Shit..wish I was in here longer to talk shit. Great game for your boy tonight. Very impressive. How'd you like not being able to do shit against a Dallas O-Line that wasn't even complete tonight?

[Spursfan092120]

Lee and Romo were beasts tonight...period. And that O-Line all need to have their pictures on that bus too.

[Spursfan092120]

:lmao Cowboys
:lmao Romochoke
:lmao Garrett
:lmao Jerruh
:lmao Cowboyfan
Good call :tu

[Spursfan092120]

still plenty of time, 3 timeouts, and the 2min warning ... oh and Elite Manning's interception coming up
fify, bro

[Pelicans78]

hell yea yall hear Tony Dungy speaking truth right now?

:toast

[td4mvp2k]

The defense I havent seen em like dat in yrs

[2pac > Kobe]

im so fookin happy cowboys are the best yo! 1-0 bitch

[JingleJangleJingle]

I feel pretty good about you predicting Denver will win, tbh, but I wouldn't count out your boys..Elite Manning is one of the most resilient QBs of all-time, he won't accept going 0-2..it should be a tough battle next week..

David Wilson is a pussy, tbh, too bad Andre Brown is hurt..

HH, Coughlin is not on the hot seat so the Giants aren't really dangerous. The Giants defense is going to get torched.

[DPG21920]

Lee and Romo were beasts tonight...period. And that O-Line all need to have their pictures on that bus too.

CROFL, Romo was not a beast. At all. He was a dink and dumper all night and had many terrible throws. He played ok, but far from beast. Faaaaaaaaaaaar from it.

[spurraider21]

Pryor :hat

[DPG21920]

Hell, even Eli still ended up with 450 yards / 4 TD's which is unreal considering how poorly he/the team played.

[Trainwreck2100]

Fucking great! Now the Giants will start the season 0-2. No fucking way they will beat Denver next week. Fuck the NFL for scheduling that game next week. FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! :pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss: pctoss

they gave them a game where they had won the previous 4. Not the NFL's fault that NY can't take care of business

[spurraider21]

The NFC east is incredibly overrated. Whoever wins that division will get wiped in the first round of the playoffs

[leemajors]

http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ELI-MANNING-INTERCEPTIONFACE.gif

[Brazil]

seems Regie Bush transplant is starting well, with megatron drawing so much attention he should florish

[Trill Clinton]

welp, looks like the cowboys are the team to beat this year in the nfc east. ball hawk defense, our backups are actually good this year, o-line is above average(tyron smith made JPP his bitch all night lol), miles in the slot is unstoppable, witten with his usual hall of fame self, special teams ace harris coming through.

we got 2 monkey ballers and a clutz looking redneck as opposing qb's, so i like our chances this yearhttp://i39.tinypic.com/b6ztye.png

[Trill Clinton]

Pryor :hat

good luck to you and da raiders :tu

[Bill_Brasky]

pryor was impressive.

[Raven]

The NFC east is incredibly overrated. Whoever wins that division will get wiped in the first round of the playoffs

i agree, no bad teams but no great either. well, i guess that makes them all bad but whatever.

[Blake]

The NFC east is incredibly overrated. Whoever wins that division will get wiped in the first round of the playoffs

Who's over rating them?

Even Avante wouldn't predict a champion to come or of the nfc east this year

[leemajors]

The frightening trend of fans falling to their deaths at sporting events continues. According to police, a fan fell from an elevated walkway and died at Candlestick Park shortly after the Packers-49ers game kicked off on Sunday.

[Lincoln]

Can't wait for some football tonight!

[AchillesHeel]

Can't wait to see RGIII play again, tbh.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lmao Lebron & Hulk Hogan Cowboys fans :lmao
:lmao Lebron with the gang sign and Hulk Hogan pointing at JJ's lil' dick :lmao
:lmao TIMMYtoZo's hero pulling against Elite Manning and his Giants last night :lmao

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTsOj7wCAAAaeCV.jpg (http://twitter.com/HulkHogan/status/376911004514267137/photo/1)

[HarlemHeat37]

Wow, 3 legends in one photo, tbh..

:lol Hogan's still juicing at 60, gotta admire his dedication, tbh..

[lefty]

Monkeyballer vs Dogkiller !

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lol Lebron rooting for the Cowboys isn't news. As for JPP, the man is clearly not 100%. Tuck and Joseph were doing well but JPP is going to need half the season to get back to form from back surgery. He makes all the difference on the defensive line when he is healthy and motivated. He is a top 5 DE when in form. He barley started practicing 2 weeks ago. I am not worried about the shitty run game. The Giants can survive without it. Their passing attack is deadly. The pass rush will improve as the year goes on. They will be fine at safety when Hill returns from suspension. It is going to be on Eli and the wideouts to carry the team to mask these injuries. They did it 2 years ago with a worse 3rd option in Manningham.

[lefty]

:lol Lebron rooting for the Cowboys isn't news. As for JPP, the man is clearly not 100%. Tuck and Joseph were doing well but JPP is going to need half the season to get back to form from back surgery. He makes all the difference on the defensive line when he is healthy and motivated. He is a top 5 DE when in form. He barley started practicing 2 weeks ago. I am not worried about the shitty run game. The Giants can survive without it. Their passing attack is deadly. The pass rush will improve as the year goes on. They will be fine at safety when Hill returns from suspension. It is going to be on Eli and the wideouts to carry the team to mask these injuries. They did it 2 years ago with a worse 3rd option in Manningham.
So your beloved Lebron is rooting for your team's rival :lol
And Dallas beat your Giants :lol